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New York Prosecutor Says Nobody In America Is Above The Law He Made Up To Convict Them NEW YORK, NY — Following the guilty verdict handed down against former President Donald Trump, New York Prosecutor Alvin Bragg used the case to issue a stern warning that nobody in America is above the law he made up to convict Trump. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutor-says-nobody-in-america-is-above-the-law-he-made-up-to-convict-them

Democrats Celebrate Trump Being Convicted Of Whatever It Was He Did U.S. — Following the reading of the guilty verdict in the first criminal trial of a former president, Democrats across the country celebrated Donald Trump being convicted of whatever it was he did. Though none of the Democrats who commented publicly on the verdict were able to identify what crime Trump allegedly committed, they were unanimously overjoyed that there was a violation of some type for some thing that was done at some point. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-celebrate-trump-being-convicted-of-whatever-it-was-he-did

Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual' U.S. — In the hours after being convicted on 34 counts of something or other, Trump issued a reminder to the media that the proper term to describe him is "justice-impacted individual." The term, commonly used by Democrats and journalists to describe convicted felons, now describes a 2024 presidential candidate, giving Americans an exciting opportunity to vote for someone unfairly targeted by the U.S. justice system. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-trump-becomes-first-ever-justice-impacted-individual-to-run-for-president

Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump is Convicted: What Comes Next? This morning, many of us are emerging from the late coverage last night after the conviction of former President Donald Trump on 34 felonies. I was in the courtroom for the verdict, which hit like a thunderclap (particularly after a strange snafu with the judge). The question that everyone is asking: what happens next? [...] https://jonathanturley.org/2024/05/31/trump-is-convicted-what-comes-next/

Read the state-specific articles linked in here, too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Wheels on an Electric Bus Need to Be Chocked and Other Things I Learned Today [...] Even parking a school bus, particularly an expensive green electric one, is no longer as simple as "park," parking brake, and turning off the key. Apparently, if you forget to throw chocks around the wheels, these buggers will roll on you. And that's just for starters. What a bargain electric buses are turning out to be. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/05/31/the-wheels-on-an-electric-bus-need-to-be-chocked-and-other-things-i-learned-today-n3789423

Welcome to Venezuelamerica [...] it may seem odd to some readers that I would be pondering the career of Venezuelan strongman Nicolas Maduro, but it's impossible for me to ignore the lessons we apparently failed to learn from that once-prosperous country's poisonous downfall. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/05/31/welcome-to-venezuelamerica-n3789381

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Two Guys both awakened at o'dark-Many by loud monsoon, man. Monsoon quit at around noon o'clock, finally man. Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. Upon return from ES-ing, we serviced demanding miu and siesta'd for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers on Costco buns, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was No Country for Old Men, good but strange & dissatisfying man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2+1) for the week, quite respectable man. Got Mini-B. embedded at surprisingly reasonable hour, successful we man with wee man man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. We have itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+1) ESs for Saturday, all highly local man.

Friday ES report, see man: Both itineraried ESs yielded the take, see man: -- hacksaw = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man -- zippered tool case (hammer, reversible screwdriver, level, tape-measure, 2 pliers, flashlight), 2 pliers, Many (2+2) screwdrivers, 2 crescent wrenches, Many (2+1) Post-It pads, ~full Kleenex, work gloves, 2 NIP rolls strapping-tape, Many-outlet ([2+2+2]-outlet) wall tap, set of Many (2x2x2) small screwdrivers, half-bottle multivitamins, 2 zippered cash-bags, wire brush, zippered screwdriver set, razor-blade scraper* = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 +2), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1) These were some of the very few non-rusty tools that we have ever seen at an ES, whee man.

Name of preferred product precised, si and see and mam ma'am. That's what we're doing now, si and sigh man. We've been meaning to contact Ontarklar offline to determine strategy, si man.

If you're not home to sign, it might be held at your Post Office for you to come sign for it. Your postal carrier should leave a green or yellow (?) notice in your mailbox or on your door. If this topic doesn't get adequate answers in this Off Topic forum, we might move it to the Europe/Eurasia regional forum so that more Italians might see it.

Spousal abuse, D ma'am! Reported!!!

When Mini-Bone was an infant, he somehow dominated a queen-sized bed. All white cats are crazy, Bro C.

Thread is moved from Off Topic to the "Passports, etc." subforum, where topics at this stage are discussed.

Kangaroos Ask People To Stop Unfairly Comparing Them To U.S. Justice System AUSTRALIA — Kangaroos hosted a press conference today calling for a stop to demeaning comparisons to the United States justice system. "Please, we beg you - stop comparing the U.S. legal system to a 'kangaroo court'. It's insulting to kangaroos everywhere," said kangaroo spokeswoman Savannah Buttercup. "We are proud of our superior judicial system and would never, ever behave like those clowns in New York." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kangaroos-ask-people-to-stop-unfairly-comparing-them-to-us-justice-system

Jonathan Turley Has a Lot to Say About the Trump Verdict Legal expert Jonathan Turley reacted with strong words to the guilty verdict of former President Donald Trump, who was convicted on all 34 counts at his New York hush money trial after only two days of jury deliberations spanning over nine hours. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2024/05/30/jonathan-turley-reaction-trump-verdict-n2639762

LAWFARE BACKFIRE: Trump's Donation Page Crashes If you were outraged by the bogus verdict from the bogus Trump trial and decided to donate money to Donald Trump's campaign, you were not alone. Trump's donation page was apparently so overwhelmed after the verdict was announced that it crashed. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/05/30/lawfare-backfire-trumps-donation-page-crashes-n4929491

Israel Takes Control of Gaza's Border with Egypt, Locates Tunnels Gaza's 9 mile border with Egypt includes a buffer zone known in Israel as the Philadelphi corridor. Today Israel claimed it had gained tactical control over the corridor and located more than a dozen tunnels used to smuggle items into Gaza. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/05/29/israel-takes-control-of-gazas-border-with-egypt-locates-tunnels-n3789302

Trump Verdict Live Blog: GUILTY [...] Now that the verdict has come in, Trump's legal team can finally appeal the entire process in both state and federal courts, although an appeal in New York is the most likely starting point. Needless to say, there are any number of grounds on which this verdict could be appealed. Anticipating this verdict, former federal prosecutor William Otis laid out why he is convinced this verdict will not survive scrutiny on appeal: [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/05/30/trump-verdict-n3789352

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: It somehow did not monsoon at all today, amazing man. Mini-B. actually went along on Mama T-B.'s doc caucus, all descendants of senior she man present man. Afterward, we took Mini-B. to Taco Bell as promised, probably why wee man came along man. Lunch was bought not WUOC, financially profligate we man. Mini-B. got Many (2+2) enlarged tacos, ingest wee man. We got Many (2+2+2) regular tacos, ingest we man. These cost $Many ($[2 Manyzen]) -- si man, $Many ($[2 Manyzen]) -- out- - rageous man! This was more than the cost of an XL 'za, si man! Never again will we stoop to the pattern of the common man and lunch not WUOC, swear we man. An attempted siesta was interrupted by a call from our electric co. with an offered renewal plan, man. We put them off for an hour until we could research competitors' offers, si man. Co.'s offers were not competitive, point out we man. Salesdude offered another, also not competitive man. We finally got one that was only fractionally higher than the lowest available offer, financially savvy we man. Din-din was nuked beef kabobs (Costco), air-fried tater tots (Aldi), and canned barbecue beans (supermarket's closeout/dent bin), ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. didn't want a movie night until too late to start one, zero sense of time wee man man. Quiescent miu roused her furry self to be thoroughly brushed twice, demanding miu man. Neighbor's miu made it back inside last night and wasn't seen today, absent invasive miu man. We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, hedge bets on basis of weather we man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

Verdict can't be appealed in NY state until after that date. Needs to be slapped down by Appeals Court or Supreme Court. Unless it's appealed directly to the Supreme Court, no way the appeals will occur before November. The sentence will be to Rikers, or, if not (to appear "magnanimous"), house arrest in Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago without the chance to travel or maybe even campaign remotely. Guaranteed.

When you have that big of an idiot for a client...

Why not use hubby for warmth, huh M ma'am?

Dermatologists Advise Against Taking Bite Of Facial Cream ROSEMONT, IL—Saying the product tasted bad despite having an appearance similar to vanilla pudding, the American Academy of Dermatology issued guidelines Wednesday in which it advised against taking a big bite of facial cream. "We conducted a few tests and found [...] continues here: https://www.theonion.com/comedians-in-cars-getting-crucified-1851496256

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. We finished grocerying for Uncle T-B., grateful senior he man. We siesta'd for over 2 hours during another monsoon, zzz we man. Mini-B. went to ex-Mrs.-T-B., non-Two-Guys evening man. Din-din was weenies & beans, ingest we man. Inside, miu had been intermittently vigilant around front & back yards, see something miu man. We stepped out front door, exit casa we man. Miu snarled and zoomed out ahead of us, zoom snarling miu man. Miu had seen neighbor's miu, again left outside man. Miu snarled and hissed and ran at other miu, impressive display man. Other miu* ran back to neighbor's casa, retreat by other miu man. *which had fought violently with Miu T-B. #2 and earned our lasting enmity, grrr man Miu walked back toward us but turned to snarl at other miu, ensure territory miu man. We grabbed hissing miu and threw her back inside our casa, supposed to be an indoor miu man. We then complimented miu on being such a fierce predator and guardian of Daddy, si man. Miu eventually calmed down, calmer miu man. We have just spotted neighbor's miu having been left outside again, no way to treat any miu man. What has gotten into our loser neighbors to treat their #1 miu like this, huh man? We have actually embedded Mini-B. at a reasonable hour, mirabile dictu man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. On Thursday, take Mama T-B. to doc appointment, follow-up man. Might lure Mini-B. to accompany us with promise of tacos afterward, slurrrrrp man.

Parents Just Called To Make Sure You Thought Of Every Possible Thing That Could Go Wrong In Life HELENA, MT—In an effort to raise awareness of any and all potential catastrophes, your parents reportedly called Tuesday to make sure you thought of every possible thing that could go wrong in life. "Hey there, sweetie, just checking in to see if you understand that everything in your life is teetering on the edge of chaos and [...] https://www.theonion.com/parents-just-called-to-make-sure-you-thought-of-every-p-1851500081