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G7 Officially Changed To G6 After Biden Wanders Off Again BARI, ITALY — The heads of state gathered in Italy for the G7 summit have decided to go ahead and officially change the name to "G6" after President Biden wandered off again. "Welp, there goes number seven," said Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, watching as Biden meandered off into a forest. "Let's just go down to six nations, guys... I'm so tired of fetching him." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/g7-officially-changed-to-g6-after-biden-wanders-off-again

Jonathan Turley barbecues vulcanizes Merrick Garland. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The corruption of Attorney General Merrick Garland [...] Since his appointment, Garland has repeated a mantra that he is apolitical and would never yield to the pressures of politics or the White House. When he was nominated, I believed that claim and enthusiastically supported Garland's confirmation. He was, I thought, the perfect man for the job after his distinguished judicial service as a moderate judge. I was wrong. Garland's tenure as attorney general has shown a pronounced reluctance to take steps that would threaten President Biden. He slow-walked the appointment of a special counsel investigating any Biden, and then excluded from the counsel's scope any investigation of the massive influence peddling operation by Hunter Biden, his uncle and others. However, it is what has occurred in the last six months that has left some of us shaken, given our early faith in Garland. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/4722867-the-corruption-of-attorney-general-merrick-garland/

Hamas: 'No Idea' How Many Hostages Are Alive [...] a separate story in the news this week could explain some of Hamas' true motives. The first and most important demand from the West is that Hamas release its hostages. But according to the group's spokesperson, Osama Hamdan, Hamas probably can't say how many hostages they might be able to release because they have "no idea" how many of them are still alive at this point. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/06/15/hamas-no-idea-how-many-hostages-are-alive-n3790324

We're in luck -- it's Sunday, and time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================== THE BLONDE'S REVENGE A blonde woman was tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, a colleague started telling a dumb-blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement. "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that THIS blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals." One of the guys said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Texas?" "'T!'" she answered.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Infernal neighbors left their miu outside all night again, sigh man. We saw miu lying motionless on their walkway this morning, uncertain alive or dead miu man. Soon thereafter, we saw it lying motionless in the grass under their windowsill, probably alive miu man. How can anyone leave a miu outside at any time, let alone in this heat, huh and man? Ran irritating errands after GS-ing/ES-ing, run we man. Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. Monsoons expected all next week, sick of rain we man. Had to mow front lawn, heat of day to avoid mosquitoes man. Two thick sweatbands were consumed, perspirational we man. After off-cooling + shower, a siesta was taken, zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was to pick up Mini-B. for a 2-hour playdate with him & an amigo, si man. This turned into Many hours, actually Many-&-a-half man. We instructed both Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. not to spoil his din-din by eating anything, twice each man. Of course no one listened, no man. We ended up eating no din-din, no sense in it man. Furthermore, Mini-B. initially rejected a movie night, some Father's Day weekend man. At Many p.m., Mini-B. did request a movie night, salvage some of day man. Many Everybody Hates Chris episodes were watched, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to 2 Manyzen popcorns for the week, certainly within our Top Many of all time man. Going to visit Uncle T-B. & Mama T-B. on Sunday amidst laundry, busy we man. Should go to cemetery to visit Papa T-B., si man. Rather importantly need to visit Costco Business Center, out of crucial stuff man. We hope that Monday won't be a complete warshout, rest of week certainly might be man. Miu has been jockeying for attention all day, needy miu man. Must service needy miu, service miu we man. Too tired for party with the rubias, no cavort tonight we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, si man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: One GS phantom of course, should be death penalty or at least State Jail felony man. One ES yielded the take, see man: -- metal sign "Caution - FART ZONE - Enter At Your Own Risk" = $2, mandatory purchase man Total = $2

This inedible stuff is spelled "Armour," superfluous "u" like all Brit/Canadian spellings man. Texas hurricanes Many, Florida zero man. We are entirely capable of hooking/reeling rubias ourself, hmmph man.

Authorities Warn Of Con Artist Scamming Dementia Patients Out Of Billions Of Dollars U.S. — Authorities are warning that a con artist is currently on the loose and scamming elderly dementia patients out of billions of dollars. They are urging anyone who sees the suspect to call law enforcement immediately. "He's very short, dresses in all green for some reason, and has an accent like some kind of Eastern European henchman from a Guy Ritchie movie," said a spokesperson for law enforcement. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-of-con-artist-scamming-dementia-patients-out-of-billions-of-dollars

Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis [...] Eyewitnesses claimed it was the white papal garments that first caught the 81-year-old Biden's attention. Allegedly, Biden began licking his lips and asking the other world leaders if anyone had an ice cream cone before wandering over to the pontiff while muttering about how long it had been since he'd had a good scoop of vanilla. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-disappointed-after-huge-scoop-of-vanilla-ice-cream-turns-out-to-be-pope-francis

FOIA Requests Reveal That Biden's Dog Attacked Multiple Secret Service Agents Over Several Months [...] After Commander attacked the agent, Biden told the agent something. The next sentence tells us the agent “obliged” and petted Commander. It’s rather clear that Biden ordered the Secret Service agent, who had just been attacked, to pet his attack dog. [...] https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2024/06/14/foia-requests-reveal-that-bidens-dog-attacked-multiple-secret-service-over-several-months-n2175480

The typical Friday-night news dump. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Administration to Announce Path to Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants Next Week [...] This new plan is set to be announced next Tuesday and CBS reports that some Democrats have already been invited to the White House for it. If it happens, it will be the biggest program for illegal immigrants since President Obama announced DACA. Up to 1.1 million migrants who have US spouses could be eligible. Somehow, leaking news of this on a Friday night doesn't suggest a lot of confidence on the White House's part that this will go over well. Like everything else Biden has done with regard to the border, I can only assume this move is motivated by politics. But what exactly is the upside here? Is he trying to stem the flow of Hispanic voters to Trump? Perhaps he is trying to offer something to progressives who are upset with his recent move to block asylum claims. The ACLU has already sued the administration over that. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/14/biden-administration-to-announce-path-to-citizenship-for-illegal-immigrants-next-week-n3790320

Or how many have donated to deposed Nigerian princes...

On second thought, Mini-B. can hit them up to buy him video games from his never-ending list, si man. This would make them useful besides merely being rubias, miracle if so man.

They're sold by Zia Sabers on TikTok, si D ma'am. "Zia Sabers - Sailor Lightsaber for dueling & Cosplay - Best Birthday Gift," si D ma'am.

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum.

Can get only the introductory paragraphs before the paywall solicitation. Was it 100% false, true only in isolated individual cases, or what?

Maybe she/he/it can still hang out naked in women's locker rooms.

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Infernal neighbors left their miu out all night yet again, man. Lunch for Mini-B. was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. We were about to make our traditional Friday Costco hamburgers when ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, call ex-she man we man man. Ex-she man asked whether we wanted BK for din-din, curious why we man. It was for Father's Day, aha man. Our order was as follows, see man: -- 2 Whoppers without lettuce for us, and no fries, order we for we man man -- 1 Whopper without onions, and fries, for Mini-B., order we for wee man man -- 2 root beers without ice, si man Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up with the following, see man: -- 2 Whoppers without onions, man -- 1 Whopper without lettuce or onions, man -- 2 fries, man -- 2 Dr Peppers with ice, man -- KFC for ex-she man, man You see what we lived with, see and si and man. All was nevertheless consumed, ingest Two Guys and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. Miu leapt onto table twice to see what was good, KFC of the most interest man. Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. then had light-saber battles, impressive and terrified the miu man. Two episodes of Everybody Hates Chris were then watched without popcorn, heresy man. Some mini-hoop and Nerf football were then played, raucous man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then left, bye ex-she man man. We got bitten by Many,000,000,000 mosquitoes while seeing ex-she man off, din-din we man. Next week probably a warshout because of stupid pre-hurricane, stay even farther south man. We have itineraried 2 ESs and Many (2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Must embed Mini-B. and then party with the rubias, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, si man.

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended 1 GS and both ESs, truncated man. The second ES yielded the take, see man: -- wheeled storage unit with Many (2x2x2 +1) drawers, 2 insulated grocery bags with handles and Velcro, 2 warshcloths, scissors = $Many ($[2 Manyzen] +1), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1)

Mini-B. found/ordered them on TikTok, si D ma'am. There were some for $Many (on sale), others for $Many (on sale), and others full-price, forget those last ones man. We get right of first refusal regarding all rubias, see man.

Good. ~~~~~ BREAKING: Hezbollah #2 Leader Reportedly Taken Out in Airstrike https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/06/13/breaking-hezbollah-2-leader-reportedly-taken-out-in-airstrike-n2175463

Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women's Locker Rooms [...] "That's fine if I can't compete, but can I, maybe, I dunno, just hang out naked in the women's locker room?" said Thomas to the committee, according to sources. "I can, you know, help with the swimming gear and towels and whatnot. And I'd be naked while I'm doing it. No big deal." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/disqualified-lia-thomas-asks-if-he-can-still-just-hang-out-naked-in-the-olympic-womens-locker-rooms

Trump has the stage set to nail Joe Biden for his lies about Hunter's laptop [...] On that debate stage back in October 2020, after he was done lying about the laptop, Biden looked into the camera and told the American people: "You know his character. You know my character. You know my reputation is for honor and telling the truth." We sure do. At their debate later this month, Trump will get his first opportunity to confront Biden about his lies. Now that the laptop has been entered into the official record as government Exhibit 16 in the Delaware District Court, verified by the FBI as belonging to his son, and used for key evidence that convicted Hunter of three felony gun charges this week, Biden should be forced to come clean about his corrupt involvement in his family's global influence-peddling scheme. To this day, the liberal media, with egg on their face for naively toeing the party line, still can't bring themselves to confirm the laptop. [...] https://nypost.com/2024/06/12/opinion/trump-has-the-stage-set-to-nail-joe-biden-for-his-lies-about-hunters-laptop/

Julie Kelly shreds the case again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Searching for the Truth About the Raid at Mar-a-Lago Top officials at the Department of Justice are downplaying recently disclosed documents showing FBI agents were authorized to use deadly force during their 2022 raid of Donald Trump's Florida estate, Mar-a-Lago. Responding to Trump's claim that "Joe Biden was locked & loaded ready to take me out & put my family in danger," FBI Director Christopher Wray said the bureau was following "standard operating procedure" as it executed a search warrant on Aug. 8, 2022, regarding classified material that the former president was holding at Mar-a-Lago. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/06/13/searching_for_the_truth_about_the_raid_at_mar-a-lago_1037663.html