-
Posts
98,366 -
Joined
-
Days Won
439
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Partners
Immigration Wiki
Guides
Immigration Forms
Times
Gallery
Store
Blogs
Everything posted by TBoneTX
-
Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Sunday/Father's Day report, see man: Wasn't motivated to begin laundry early, regret later we man. Mini-B. & we visited Mama T-B., depressed senior she man missing Papa T-B. man. Mama T-B. funded 2 bistro lunches, fund senior she man. It was roast beef, mashed, asparagus, roll, & German chocolate cake, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. & we visited Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man. Uncle T-B. very excited to see us, si man. He'd actually cleaned himself up and put on the A/C, thoughtful senior he man. He was also coherent and didn't ramble, focused senior he man. Mini-B. agreed with us that it was quite a pleasant visit, si man. Went straight from there to cemetery to visit Papa T-B., si man. A bunch of other visitors were doing the same for theirs, si man. So were swarms of mosquitoes, go AWAY man. Mini-B. observed, "I wish I'd had a chance to know him, si man," si man. Stopped at Costco Business Center on way back, save a dedicated trip on Monday man. Mini-B. was actually quite patient during this process, patient wee man. We got $Many worth of stuff, restrained we man. We forgot to get one item, man. Began laundry at the casa, never make that mistake of delay again we man. Siesta'd for an hour, zzz we man. Two important loads ended right during news, needed to see weather we man. Mini-B. also requested din-din during this time, we man. Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of Chef B. S+Ms, ingest wee man. Din-din for us was onecan of Chef B. "ABCs + 12Manys" without meatballs, ingest we man. AFV rerun began at Many p.m., agree to watch wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. appeared after missing the first half-of-half an hour, timely as usual ex-she man man. AFV was enjoyed, si man. We, Mini-B., & ex-Mrs.-T-B. went in back yard to play football, amidst mosquitoes man. We were appalled to see how grass had grown in only a week, embarrassing man. After mosquitoes din-dinned on us, we went inside, eaten we man. Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. stayed out to play basketball, play wee man and ex-she man man. We sold ex-Mrs.-T-B. 2 unwanted items at a slight loss, get something for them anyway man. Mini-B. left, end of Father's Day and Two Guys week man. Miu immediately became questioning and needy, explain fruitlessly to miu man we man. We finished laundrying, never delay like this again man. We dished and must de-dish the warsher, last chore man. Miu appears temporarily mollified, mollified miu man. It was a pretty good Father's Day and Two Guys week, conclude we man.
-
Getting married in America for CR1
TBoneTX replied to MariusHeg's topic in IR-1 / CR-1 Spouse Visa Process & Procedures
Posts clouding the issue and cluttering the thread have been removed. -
Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
G7 Officially Changed To G6 After Biden Wanders Off Again BARI, ITALY — The heads of state gathered in Italy for the G7 summit have decided to go ahead and officially change the name to "G6" after President Biden wandered off again. "Welp, there goes number seven," said Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni, watching as Biden meandered off into a forest. "Let's just go down to six nations, guys... I'm so tired of fetching him." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/g7-officially-changed-to-g6-after-biden-wanders-off-again -
Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Jonathan Turley barbecues vulcanizes Merrick Garland. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The corruption of Attorney General Merrick Garland [...] Since his appointment, Garland has repeated a mantra that he is apolitical and would never yield to the pressures of politics or the White House. When he was nominated, I believed that claim and enthusiastically supported Garland's confirmation. He was, I thought, the perfect man for the job after his distinguished judicial service as a moderate judge. I was wrong. Garland's tenure as attorney general has shown a pronounced reluctance to take steps that would threaten President Biden. He slow-walked the appointment of a special counsel investigating any Biden, and then excluded from the counsel's scope any investigation of the massive influence peddling operation by Hunter Biden, his uncle and others. However, it is what has occurred in the last six months that has left some of us shaken, given our early faith in Garland. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/4722867-the-corruption-of-attorney-general-merrick-garland/ -
Hamas: 'No Idea' How Many Hostages Are Alive [...] a separate story in the news this week could explain some of Hamas' true motives. The first and most important demand from the West is that Hamas release its hostages. But according to the group's spokesperson, Osama Hamdan, Hamas probably can't say how many hostages they might be able to release because they have "no idea" how many of them are still alive at this point. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/06/15/hamas-no-idea-how-many-hostages-are-alive-n3790324
-
VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
We're in luck -- it's Sunday, and time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================== THE BLONDE'S REVENGE A blonde woman was tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, a colleague started telling a dumb-blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement. "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that THIS blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals." One of the guys said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Texas?" "'T!'" she answered. -
Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Infernal neighbors left their miu outside all night again, sigh man. We saw miu lying motionless on their walkway this morning, uncertain alive or dead miu man. Soon thereafter, we saw it lying motionless in the grass under their windowsill, probably alive miu man. How can anyone leave a miu outside at any time, let alone in this heat, huh and man? Ran irritating errands after GS-ing/ES-ing, run we man. Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. Monsoons expected all next week, sick of rain we man. Had to mow front lawn, heat of day to avoid mosquitoes man. Two thick sweatbands were consumed, perspirational we man. After off-cooling + shower, a siesta was taken, zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was to pick up Mini-B. for a 2-hour playdate with him & an amigo, si man. This turned into Many hours, actually Many-&-a-half man. We instructed both Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. not to spoil his din-din by eating anything, twice each man. Of course no one listened, no man. We ended up eating no din-din, no sense in it man. Furthermore, Mini-B. initially rejected a movie night, some Father's Day weekend man. At Many p.m., Mini-B. did request a movie night, salvage some of day man. Many Everybody Hates Chris episodes were watched, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to 2 Manyzen popcorns for the week, certainly within our Top Many of all time man. Going to visit Uncle T-B. & Mama T-B. on Sunday amidst laundry, busy we man. Should go to cemetery to visit Papa T-B., si man. Rather importantly need to visit Costco Business Center, out of crucial stuff man. We hope that Monday won't be a complete warshout, rest of week certainly might be man. Miu has been jockeying for attention all day, needy miu man. Must service needy miu, service miu we man. Too tired for party with the rubias, no cavort tonight we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, si man.
-
Saturday GS/ES report, see man: One GS phantom of course, should be death penalty or at least State Jail felony man. One ES yielded the take, see man: -- metal sign "Caution - FART ZONE - Enter At Your Own Risk" = $2, mandatory purchase man Total = $2
-
This inedible stuff is spelled "Armour," superfluous "u" like all Brit/Canadian spellings man. Texas hurricanes Many, Florida zero man. We are entirely capable of hooking/reeling rubias ourself, hmmph man.
-
Authorities Warn Of Con Artist Scamming Dementia Patients Out Of Billions Of Dollars U.S. — Authorities are warning that a con artist is currently on the loose and scamming elderly dementia patients out of billions of dollars. They are urging anyone who sees the suspect to call law enforcement immediately. "He's very short, dresses in all green for some reason, and has an accent like some kind of Eastern European henchman from a Guy Ritchie movie," said a spokesperson for law enforcement. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-of-con-artist-scamming-dementia-patients-out-of-billions-of-dollars
-
Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis [...] Eyewitnesses claimed it was the white papal garments that first caught the 81-year-old Biden's attention. Allegedly, Biden began licking his lips and asking the other world leaders if anyone had an ice cream cone before wandering over to the pontiff while muttering about how long it had been since he'd had a good scoop of vanilla. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-disappointed-after-huge-scoop-of-vanilla-ice-cream-turns-out-to-be-pope-francis -
Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
FOIA Requests Reveal That Biden's Dog Attacked Multiple Secret Service Agents Over Several Months [...] After Commander attacked the agent, Biden told the agent something. The next sentence tells us the agent “obliged” and petted Commander. It’s rather clear that Biden ordered the Secret Service agent, who had just been attacked, to pet his attack dog. [...] https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2024/06/14/foia-requests-reveal-that-bidens-dog-attacked-multiple-secret-service-over-several-months-n2175480 -
Daily Update on Biden Tanking America (Part 2)
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
The typical Friday-night news dump. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Administration to Announce Path to Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants Next Week [...] This new plan is set to be announced next Tuesday and CBS reports that some Democrats have already been invited to the White House for it. If it happens, it will be the biggest program for illegal immigrants since President Obama announced DACA. Up to 1.1 million migrants who have US spouses could be eligible. Somehow, leaking news of this on a Friday night doesn't suggest a lot of confidence on the White House's part that this will go over well. Like everything else Biden has done with regard to the border, I can only assume this move is motivated by politics. But what exactly is the upside here? Is he trying to stem the flow of Hispanic voters to Trump? Perhaps he is trying to offer something to progressives who are upset with his recent move to block asylum claims. The ACLU has already sued the administration over that. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/14/biden-administration-to-announce-path-to-citizenship-for-illegal-immigrants-next-week-n3790320 -
On second thought, Mini-B. can hit them up to buy him video games from his never-ending list, si man. This would make them useful besides merely being rubias, miracle if so man.
-
They're sold by Zia Sabers on TikTok, si D ma'am. "Zia Sabers - Sailor Lightsaber for dueling & Cosplay - Best Birthday Gift," si D ma'am.
-
Bogota Colombia K1 Visa Issuance Timing
TBoneTX replied to SabLan's topic in Mexico, Latin & South America
Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum. -
Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Infernal neighbors left their miu out all night yet again, man. Lunch for Mini-B. was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. We were about to make our traditional Friday Costco hamburgers when ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, call ex-she man we man man. Ex-she man asked whether we wanted BK for din-din, curious why we man. It was for Father's Day, aha man. Our order was as follows, see man: -- 2 Whoppers without lettuce for us, and no fries, order we for we man man -- 1 Whopper without onions, and fries, for Mini-B., order we for wee man man -- 2 root beers without ice, si man Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up with the following, see man: -- 2 Whoppers without onions, man -- 1 Whopper without lettuce or onions, man -- 2 fries, man -- 2 Dr Peppers with ice, man -- KFC for ex-she man, man You see what we lived with, see and si and man. All was nevertheless consumed, ingest Two Guys and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. Miu leapt onto table twice to see what was good, KFC of the most interest man. Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. then had light-saber battles, impressive and terrified the miu man. Two episodes of Everybody Hates Chris were then watched without popcorn, heresy man. Some mini-hoop and Nerf football were then played, raucous man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then left, bye ex-she man man. We got bitten by Many,000,000,000 mosquitoes while seeing ex-she man off, din-din we man. Next week probably a warshout because of stupid pre-hurricane, stay even farther south man. We have itineraried 2 ESs and Many (2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Must embed Mini-B. and then party with the rubias, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, si man.
-
Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended 1 GS and both ESs, truncated man. The second ES yielded the take, see man: -- wheeled storage unit with Many (2x2x2 +1) drawers, 2 insulated grocery bags with handles and Velcro, 2 warshcloths, scissors = $Many ($[2 Manyzen] +1), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1)
-
Mini-B. found/ordered them on TikTok, si D ma'am. There were some for $Many (on sale), others for $Many (on sale), and others full-price, forget those last ones man. We get right of first refusal regarding all rubias, see man.
-
Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women's Locker Rooms [...] "That's fine if I can't compete, but can I, maybe, I dunno, just hang out naked in the women's locker room?" said Thomas to the committee, according to sources. "I can, you know, help with the swimming gear and towels and whatnot. And I'd be naked while I'm doing it. No big deal." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/disqualified-lia-thomas-asks-if-he-can-still-just-hang-out-naked-in-the-olympic-womens-locker-rooms
