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Trump Polling At 100% After Hosts Warn He Would Cancel 'The View' U.S. — Former President Trump has suddenly skyrocketed to 100% in the polls after host Joy Behar warned that Trump would ban The View from television if elected. "Welp, that does it," said lifetime Democrat Dean Bochner after hearing the news. "I never imagined any scenario where I would punch a ballot for Donald Trump, but here we are." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-polling-at-100-after-hosts-warn-he-would-cancel-the-view

(Quick -- while it's still Wednesday somewhere) Here is our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke post: ============================================================= COMMENTS ABOUT ADULTHOOD Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. "Are you OK?" Oh my god, no, but for the purposes of this conversation, yes, I'm fine. Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's exactly how this year has felt. How did I take all those classes when I was in school?! Now, if I have one meeting and get groceries the same day, I fall apart. The last time I went to Urgent Care, I checked off "excessive crying" on the symptom list. The nurse got really confused and told me that was meant for babies. Health insurance is cool! You get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more. I hate when kids scream in public -- they don't have real problems. It should be ME screaming. One day, you wake up and everything is too sweet, too loud, and starts too late. Paid rent, so I'll be at home enjoying my purchase for the rest of the month. Adulthood is inheriting your parents' medical problems and finally realizing why they're kind of mean. Adulthood is repetitively saying, "...but after this week, things will finally slow down a little" to people, until you either retire or die. Being an adult is hard, but can you imagine having to do Math homework again?

Can anyone speculate why? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Colorado's Legal Pot Boom Goes Bust Colorado's legal marijuana business is at least one toke over the line as a massive decrease in sales has led to store closures and layoffs across the state. Politico recently reported that Denver's 3D Cannabis dispensary, where Iraq War vet Sean Azzariti became the first person to legally buy recreational marijuana, has "temporarily closed." But the boards on the doors and windows and the dismal state of the parking lot make the closure appear much closer to permanent. [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2024/06/19/colorados-legal-pot-boom-goes-bust-n4929986

From the opening post. Please avoid questioning Moderation decisions in open forum.

Chilling. ~~~~~~~~~ War College: How a Berkeley Professor Inspired and Engineered Anti-Israel Protests Echoing the Muslim prophet Muhammad, Professor Hatem Bazian, a University of California, Berkeley lecturer, told his fellow Muslims: "The Day of Judgment will never happen until you fight the Jews." [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/06/19/war_college_how_a_berkeley_professor_inspired_and_engineered_anti-israel_protests_1038619.html

The Only Way To Tell When a Watermelon is Ripe, According to a Farmer There's one clear sign you should look out for. [...] continues here: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/only-way-tell-watermelon-ripe-120100097.html

I'd just love to be arrested by one. Will we need to know Spanish to be able to understand what they're arresting us for?

They were obviously absent from skool when "How to Win Friends & Influence People" was discussed.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: When we embedded ourself at Many a.m., it had begun raining steadily without wind, si and no man. When we de-embedded ourself at Many a.m., it was still raining steadily without wind, si and no man. Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. We attempted a brief siesta, not much successful zzz man. At 2 p.m., we left to collect Uncle T-B. for his pre-cataract-surgery doc caucus, collect senior he man we man. It wasn't raining too badly at that time, no man. Partway into the dreary, draining, marathon session, the skies opened, monsoon man. Of course, we'd left the umbrella in the T-B.-mobile, man. The dratted caucus lasted for Many-&-a-half hours, too much man. All this time, ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. were asking when we'd collect Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, man. At Uncle T-B.'s place, we had to squeeze into part of a covered handicapped area, squeeze we man. We managed to get an exhausted Uncle T-B. inside with minimal soaking, semi-dry senior he man. It was still monsooning with some wind, exhausted and semi-wet we man. We rescheduled Two Guys eve for Friday, good decision man. At the casa, indignant miu demanded immediate treating/lunching, indignant miu man. We serviced demanding miu, serve miu we man. Din-din was Many (2x2x2 +2) nuked Costco vegetable spring rolls, ingest we man. An intense siesta was then taken, zzz we man. The maid comes on Thursday, clean she man. We intend to attend the HOA meeting Thursday eve, fireworks expected man. No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, si man.

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New Debate Rule Allows Moderators To Zap Trump With Giant Cattle Prods Anytime They Feel Like It [...] CNN has granted moderators Dana Bash and Jake Tapper the freedom to electrocute Trump at will throughout the event. "We believe it will be the best way to ensure Trump stays on topic and doesn't wander off into talking points that might make Joe Biden look incompetent," CNN producer Mike Lander said. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-debate-rule-allows-moderators-to-zap-trump-with-giant-cattle-prod-anytime-they-feel-like-it

As Summer Temps Rise, Nation’s Women Transition From 'Freezing' To 'Cold' [...] Experts have confirmed that adult human females all around America are slowly starting to shed the outermost layers of their 24 blankets around a base layer of eight sweatshirts in response to the now over-100-degree summer temperatures. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/as-summer-temps-rise-nations-women-transition-from-freezing-to-cold

Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered CHICAGO, IL — In a tragic turn of events, Mayor Brandon Johnson's planned Chicago Reparations Program had to be abandoned after it turned out that everyone in Chicago was already murdered and thus could not receive reparations. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-chicago-has-no-one-to-award-reparations-to-because-everyone-got-murdered

Scientists Torn On Whether To Blame Heat Wave On Climate Change, Trump, Or White Supremacy U.S. — As a spike of higher temperatures prepared to sweep across the United States this week, scientists were torn on whether to blame the heat wave on climate change, Donald Trump, or white supremacy. Though arguments were made within the scientific community on the legitimacy of each cause, no consensus had been reached, leaving researchers to look for ways to maintain climate change, Trump, and white supremacy as joint causes for the hotter weather. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-torn-on-whether-to-blame-heat-wave-on-climate-change-trump-or-white-supremacy

~~~~~~~~ 12 Leaked Questions From CNN's Upcoming Presidential Debate [...] The Babylon Bee has obtained the following leaked list of debate questions for the upcoming CNN presidential debate: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/12-leaked-questions-from-cnns-upcoming-presidential-debate

Interesting. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~ Best- & Worst-Run Cities in America (2024) [...] WalletHub compared the operating efficiency of 148 of the largest U.S. cities to reveal which among them are managed best. We constructed a "Quality of Services" score made up of 36 metrics grouped into six service categories, which we then measured against the city's per-capita budget. [...] https://wallethub.com/edu/best-run-cities/22869

Such shameless crooks. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FBI knew since 2016 Hunter Biden's team nearly scored $120 million Ukrainian deal while Joe was VP The FBI learned as far back as 2016 that Hunter Biden and his partners had plotted to set up a new venture in tax-friendly Liechtenstein that would be capitalized by a whopping $120 million investment from the controversial owner of the Ukrainian energy firm Burisma Holdings, according to documents obtained by Just the News that have been kept from the American public for eight years. The mega-deal was not referenced inside Hunter Biden's now infamous laptop or during the 2019 impeachment proceedings involving Ukraine, but was instead chronicled in a trove of 3.39 million documents the FBI seized from Hunter Biden and his business partners during an investigation of securities fraud nearly a decade ago. [...] https://justthenews.com/accountability/political-ethics/hld-hunter-biden-was-proposed-board-member-120-million-burisma

Biden's Pier in Gaza Has Been a Complete Failure [...] whatever the case, we've gotten about 10 days of service out of the pier so far and even on the days it has been useful, the aid delivered didn't make it to ordinary Gazan people. Most of it winds up getting looted. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/18/bidens-pier-in-gaza-has-been-a-failure-n3790516

Seattle Is Masking Again! The "Summer Covid Surge" is here again, and Dr. Eric Chow, King County's chief of communicable diseases is warning people it is time to take precautions. Mask up, Seattlites, Seapolitans, or whatever the City of Summer of Love in 2020 calls its citizens. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/06/18/seattle-is-masking-again-n3790503

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Where's the stupid hurricane, huh man? Went to Costco to gas the thirsty T-B.-mobile, such a gas man. Lunched on the Costco hot dog + Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man. Went to favorite large thrift shop on our discount day, shop we man. Found 2 pants (in desperately needed colors) & a shirt for Mini-B., find we man. Found pants for us, serendipity man. We spent $Many and saved $Many ($2x2x2 - half a buck), financially savvy we man. Returned to casa and siesta'd for more than a glorious hour, zzz we man. Din-din was onebag of nuke-in-bag corn, ingest we man. Have brushed miu only twice so far today, not-too-needy-miu-so-far man. Confirmed pick-up time with Uncle T-B. for doc caucus on Wednesday, confirm we man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, si man.

Neighbor's miu has a soft voice and, at most, scratches at their front door, miu technique man. Once, then-Mrs.-T-B. & we heard miuing that sounded like Miu T-B. #2 and outside, hear we man. We searched our back yard and even sneaked into the neighbor's back yard, no miu man. Back inside, we kept hearing the miuing, not hallucinating man. Finally, we opened our linen closet, and out came Miu #2, relieved miu man. Duration of non-petting precised, see and si and mam ma'am. A Batpoop-crazy miu, you have an honest face so we trust you mam ma'am. If dogs were civilized like all mius except the cheetah, they'd be able to retract their claws, si man. English-only outside the regional forums, si mam ma'am!!!!!

Another feather in the cap of Bidementia.