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This. ^^

Jeez -- talk about getting hosed!

It's no trouble! We want to help! Please return and let us know what the immigration lawyer says.

Twelve years ago today (Thurs. 5/9), I had to euthanize Cat T-B. #1. I wanted another 10 years with her. Thought it would be easier after all this time. This is one of several good ones. https://healingtheheartpetloss.com/pages/if-tears-could-build-a-stairway

As long as someone rescues them, wherever they're found.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Today was the Many'zenth ([2x2x2 +2+2]th) anniversary of euthanizing Miu T-B. #1, sigh man. We wanted another Many (2x2x2 +2) years with her, sigh man. The crawling/toddling Mini-B. laughed and laughed when he pulled her tail, whee wee man. It's said that when one enters Heaven, every pet that you ever had in your life comes running to meet you, si man. We first performed an errand to help someone, assistive we man. Lunch was at Hartz Chicken Buffet, passed by it and stopped we man. We consumed Many (2x2x2 +1) pieces, ingest mostly thighs man. We were displeased when the buffet pan was refilled after our Many'th ([2x2x2 -1]th) piece, get your timing right man. This visit was nowhere near as subpar as previous ones every couple of years that have reminded us why we don't go more often, observe we man. From there, we got the T-B.-mobile annually inspected, then went to get the sticker, si man. The scratch/dent repair of last night looks good enough that a casual inspector would notice little or nothing, good man. After showering and finally truncating an ill-timed "daily lecture" phone call from Mama T-B., we sped to our eye exam, Better To See You With man. We made a spectacle of ourself there, hee hee man. Rant, see man: the medical part was covered by insurance but the refraction part would have cost us $Many ($Many00 - 2+2+1) -- si man, $Many ($Many00 - 2+2+1) -- so we will get that part done in Mexico in a couple of weeks, financially savvy we man. After somehow T-B.-mobiling back to the casa with dilated pupils, we siesta'd for a glorious hour-plus, zzz we man. Din-din was onecan of Aldi sliced carrots, ingest we man. We just brushed the holiest dickens out of current Miu T-B. and served her bonus miu-treats and a juicy din-din, appreciate mius during their all-too-short lifespans man. When she later comes upstairs with her feather-roller, damned right we'll play with her as long as she wants man. We have itineraried 2 ESs and whole-subdivision GSs for Friday, itinerary we man.

Hertz put a big (and unrealistic), uh, Hert on him.

A couple of posts interrupting the smooth flow of discussion have been removed.

Under the right circumstances, these both sound like fun.

Brandon, we're simply trying to understand. This is a situation that no one has heard of before, and we're trying to get enough accurate detail to offer meaningful advice. 1. "there is a legal minister there [Reynosa] who married us" -- Please define "legal minister." Where did he have authority to perform marriages -- Brownsville, or Reynosa? If both, how did he convince the Cameron County (TX) clerk to issue a marriage license from Cameron County? These facts are crucial to know. 2. "the license was done by the minister and then sent to me from Brownsville" -- What specifically (in detail) did he do? We need to know the precise process. You very well may need to contact this minister to confirm his credentials in each locale (see 1. above) and to learn precisely WHAT he did -- and WHY. Edited to ask: To clarify, WAS it a U.S. (Cameron County) marriage certificate, or was it a Mexican marriage certificate from Reynosa that was mailed to you from Brownsville? I'm tempted to say that this sounds like fraud of some sort at this point in our discussion here, but no one can know for sure unless clear facts, procedures, and details are stated for us to consider and comment constructively on. Please help us to help you.

Dead Worm Found In RFK Jr.’s Brain Already Polling Higher Than Biden In 11 States U.S. — Following the revelation that a deadly parasite was once removed from his skull, political experts were shocked to learn that the dead worm found in Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s brain was already polling higher than Joe Biden in 11 states. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dead-worm-found-in-rfk-jrs-brain-already-polling-higher-than-biden-in-11-states

Research Discovers Women Will Support Any Cause No Matter How Murderous So Long As They Get To Wear A Scarf [...] "So, let me get this straight: this cause treats women as property, believes raping women an acceptable form of violence, and vows to murder innocent civilians - but I get to wear a scarf?" asked local college student Danielle Walker. "That sounds amazing! Sign me up!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/research-discovers-women-will-support-any-cause-no-matter-how-murderous-so-long-as-they-get-to-wear-a-scarf

Not the BB, either! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This Week's Unsung Hero: Contractor Paints Over Protesters Standing in Front of Vandalized Wall [...] Because they are 'mostly peaceful,' protesters at the school had disgracefully defaced a campus wall with their pro-Hamas graffiti. So, the school called in a team of contractors to paint over their anti-American and antisemitic vandalism. When the protesters tried to stand in front of the contractors to prevent them from doing the job they were hired to do, their response was perfection. 'No problem. You could use a paint job too, kids.' [...] https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/05/08/this-weeks-unsung-hero-contractor-paints-over-protesters-standing-in-front-of-vandalized-wall-n2396012

IRS Audits Targeted People Making Under $200,000 Per Year in Not So Shocking News In news that will likely not surprise conservatives in the least, the Biden administration lied about targets of IRS audits. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2024/05/08/irs-audits-mainly-people-who-make-under-200k-n2396045

BOMBSHELL: FBI Staged Fake Photo of Classified Documents for PR Purposes You know that famous photo of Trump's purloined Top Secret documents? The one that the FBI released that showed all those classified documents hidden in folders? It's kinda, sorta faked. Staged. Not accurate at all. A sham. A con. Complete BS. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/05/08/bombshell-fbi-staged-fake-photo-of-classified-documents-for-pr-purposes-n3787983

Judge allows Stormy Daniels to give irrelevant, salacious testimony just to humiliate Trump [...] For Merchan, who has largely ruled against Trump on such motions, that was enough. He allowed the prosecutors to get into the details of the affair despite the immateriality of the evidence to any criminal theory. Neither the NDA nor the payment to Daniels is being contested. [...] https://nypost.com/2024/05/07/opinion/judge-allows-stormy-daniels-to-give-irrelevant-salacious-testimony-just-to-humiliate-trump/

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man: Took Mama T-B. to doc caucus, rather quick man. Afterward, offered to take her to Aldi or Dollar Tree, offer we man. Mama T-B. opted for a large supermarket and to stay in the T-B.-mobile, we shop man. There were Many (2+2) items on her list, si man. We had to make Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- consultation calls to Mama T-B., man. Other customers were probably wondering what the intensity was all about, sigh man. If asked, we would explain that Many00% precision was mandatory, particular senior she man. After off-dropping Mama T-B., we warshed the filthy T-B.-mobile, Clean for Gene we man. We were stuck in line for Many minutes while a clerk tried to up-sell the guy ahead, we man. By this time, it was 2 p.m., si man. We had consumed nothing all day, no ingest we man. It was too late for even a snack before up-picking Mini-B., conclude we man. We opted to siesta, zzz we man. Of course, an infernal recorded call plus a text came in during our attempted siesta, we man. Mini-B. was in an OK mood after skool, mild surprise man. He chose BK* for din-din, fine with starving we man man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man Din-din was heartily consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. agreed to a legitimate movie night, didn't have an extra one on Saturday man. We saw The Ridiculous Many (2+2+2), very good indeed man. Many (2+1) Costco popcorns were consumed, apply to next Two Guys Week total man. After off-dropping Mini-B., we went to a Walgreens, errand we man. As we arrived, a departing customer approached us, si man. He offered to fix a long-term scratch-&-dent in the T-B.-mobile within minutes, si man. He wanted $Many, but he accepted $Many plus the chance for referrals, financially savvy we man. The repair was indeed done during our few minutes in the store, as promised man. He said to wipe off the goop in about an hour, just done man. Except for one small dimple, it looks as good as new man. Far, far cheaper & quicker than a body shop, financially savvy we man. We then went to another place on another errand, errand we man. We found Many cents (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2+2+1) cents in the parking lot, successful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. It was a pretty good day, conclude we man.

A second charging station was hit on Wednesday. Until details become known, I'm betting that this is copper theft (and VERY high-risk) rather than anti-EV activity. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thieves steal high-voltage Tesla Supercharger cables from Montrose charging station HOUSTON – Imagine pulling into the gas station only to find out that someone cut all of the hoses attached to the pumps. That's the equivalent of what happened at a Houston-area electric vehicle charging station over the weekend. Drivers pulled into the Kipling Street Tesla Supercharger only to find that all but one of the cords to plug into their vehicle was cut clean and stolen. [...] https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2024/05/07/thieves-steal-high-voltage-tesla-supercharger-cables-from-montrose-charging-station/

Country-specific thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the Caribbean regional forum.

Related thread moved to this subforum and merged with ongoing topic. Please post further queries in this thread only -- avoid starting new threads.

To relieve tension and (if correlation = causation) bring forth approvals and positive news, here's our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= THE BLONDE AT THE SALON A blonde was rollerblading with her headphones on. She stopped at a hair salon and asked for a haircut, saying that the hair stylist could not take off her headphones. The stylist refused to cut her hair, so she left. The blonde went to a different hair salon and said the same thing. This time, the stylist agreed to cut her hair. After a while, the blonde fell asleep in the chair. To wake her, the stylist took off the headphones. The blonde immediately fell to the floor and died. Confused by what had happened, the stylist put on the headphones and heard, "Breathe in, breathe out; breathe in, breathe out..."

~~~~~~~~~~~ 12 Women Come Forward Alleging They Were Sexually Assaulted By Whoever Trump's VP Pick Is U.S. — A new wave of controversy erupted as 12 women came forward alleging they had been sexually assaulted by whoever Trump's vice presidential pick would end up being. The damning allegations began to come in despite the fact that Trump has yet to officially name a running mate or even disclose whether the pick is a man or a woman. Sources confirmed at least a dozen highly credible accusers emerged to demand justice against whoever the VP candidate might be. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/12-women-come-forward-alleging-they-were-sexually-assaulted-by-whoever-trumps-vp-pick-is

For Greater Inclusivity, Boy Scouts Of America Removes Every Word In Name Except 'Of' IRVING, TX — In a step toward greater inclusion, The Boy Scouts Of America announced this week that it will be just going by "Of" from here on out. "We realized our name had a lot of problematic terms, like ‘Boy,' ‘Scouts,' and ‘America' in it," Scouting executive Tim Galbraith told reporters. "We decided ‘Of' was much more inclusive and pinpoints what scouting, I mean, um… ‘of-ing' really means. Go Of!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/for-greater-inclusivity-boys-scouts-of-america-removes-every-word-in-name-except-of

Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He'll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars [...] "I almost died," Zelensky reported. "And for the low price of 45 billion dollars, I will tell you all about it." "I promise you, it's very exciting!" The White House confirmed that President Biden telephoned Zelensky immediately, eager for the gritty details, but could not pry further information from Zelensky. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-says-he-survived-an-assassination-attempt-and-hell-tell-us-the-thrilling-details-for-only-45-billion-dollars

Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a show of support for anti-Israel protests on college campuses and other places across the country, retail giant Target unveiled a new line of Hamas intifada wear for children. The new line is scheduled to arrive in stores in the coming weeks and will allow customers to outfit their toddlers, preschoolers, and grade school students in the latest fashion inspired by one of the world's most prominent Islamic terrorist organizations. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/target-unveils-new-line-of-hamas-intifada-wear-for-children