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  1. Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Made mistake taking mega-Tylenol instead of really good bedtime HSM, ouch man. Spent just over Many (2+2) hours GS/ES-ing and grocerying, fairly efficient we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2] p.m.) was all Many (2+2+2) On-Cor chicken parmigiana patties in frozen package from supermarket, ingest we man. A siesta was taken and slightly overslept, over-zzz we man. Made mistake taking another mega-Tylenol after siesta instead of really good daytime HSM, ouch man. Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.
  2. Saturday GS/ES report, see man: Two of the Many (2+1) were phantom, man. Two of the Many (2+2+2+1) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- glass coffee mug = $1, deal man -- gigantic wall clock, tupacs NIP drink cups, Many (2+2+1) warshcloths = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+2)
  3. 'Keep Religion Out Of Our Schools,' Says Teacher With BLM, Pride Flags In Classroom [...] "That's a total violation of the separation of the church and state!" exclaimed Sullet, momentarily pausing her lecture on the femmeboy branch of genderfluidity to make sure her fourth-grade students properly understood her position on the issue. "There is absolutely no call for any sort of religion to be represented or displayed in a public school classroom — ever! Stop preaching at us!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/keep-religion-out-of-our-schools-says-teacher-with-blm-pride-flags-in-classroom
  4. Walt Disney Posthumously Fired By Walt Disney Company For Being White Male BURBANK, CA — In a move intended to show its ongoing commitment to diversity and righting any wrongs of the past, The Walt Disney Company announced it had posthumously fired Walt Disney for being a white male. Disney leadership made the move in an effort to show that the company remains ever-vigilant to weed out the oppressive presence of Caucasian men from within its ranks and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/walt-disney-posthumously-fired-by-walt-disney-company-for-being-white-male
  5. DOJ Opens New Tipline For Criminals To Report Whistleblowers WASHINGTON, D.C. — Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Thursday that the DOJ has opened a brand new tipline that criminals could call to report on whistleblowers. "We will not be intimidated," Garland said during his announcement. "We will not back down from defending our democracy from whistleblowers." The tipline was reportedly created in response to a recent controversy in which a nurse at Texas Children's Hospital blew the whistle on the illegal use of taxpayer funds to provide transgender care for minors. The FBI heard about it days later from a journalist and were appalled they hadn't been contacted directly. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/doj-opens-new-tipline-for-criminals-to-report-whistleblowers
  6. White House Asks Migrants To Hold Off On Raping And Murdering Any More Americans Until After Election [...] As more and more incidents of violent criminal acts perpetrated by migrants have drawn attention to the Biden administration's immigration policies, Karine Jean-Pierre politely asked migrants to wait until after the November election before carrying out any more horrific rapes and murders. "We'd really appreciate it," said the gay and black White House Press Secretary, who is black and gay. "While we understand that many of you are eager to continue raping and murdering American citizens, we do ask that you wait until after November 5 to do any more. We thank you for your patience." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-asks-migrants-to-hold-off-on-raping-and-murdering-any-more-americans-until-after-election
  7. Who Will Have the Last Word at Next Week's Trump v. Biden Debate? It's Already Been Decided. The final details of next Thursday's debate between President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump are being squared away, including the candidates' position on the stage and who will have the final word at the end of the face-off. Determined by a coin flip, CNN said on Thursday that [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2024/06/20/we-now-know-who-will-have-the-last-word-at-next-weeks-trump-v-biden-debate-n2640736
  8. Strategy for Winning Thursday's 3-on-1 Debate Everybody knows Thursday's debate is not a debate between Biden and Trump, it's a three-on-one – a debate that pits Trump against Biden and the two liberal CNN moderators that the incumbent hand-picked, with format and rule constrictions that Biden demanded to mask his frailties to boot. All of the questions that moderators Jake Tapper and Dana Bash direct at President Trump will be heavily loaded and confined to three topics: "convicted felon," "insurrection," and "retribution." Trump can rise above the reflexive bias of the moderators and the rigged format by [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/johnullyot/2024/06/22/strategy-for-winning-thursdays-3-on-1-debate-n2640809
  9. Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Our stomach was hurting on the ES trail, unsure why man. We made it through the ESs and went to Aldi, glad that this was all on the itinerary man. Made it back to the casa and took care of the stomach issue, comfortable POTS* man. *buy yours today, si man! Siesta'd rather fitfully afterward, any zzz better than no zzz man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2+2] p.m.) was from Whataburger**, ingest we man. **WUOC, financially savvy we man It was the Bacon Steakhouse Double*** + med. fries/drink, ingest we man. ***free WUOC, otherwise would never be on our radar man After din-din, decided to mow full lawn, in great need after "hurricane" man. Most was in shadow with some breeze, but it still nearly killed us, near-death we man. Nearly 2 hours later, we still haven't recovered, what's up with that man. Miu has been extremely quiescent all day, quiescent miu man. We have itineraried Many (2+1) GSs and Many (2+2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Not all of them look exciting, but who knows man. Will probably postpone party with the rubias till tomorrow night, out-wiped we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, see and si man.
  10. Friday ES report, see man: The first ES was the pickup of our auction purchases, pick up we man. The suitcase is in nearly perfect condition, very lightly used man. The Many'rd ES yielded nothing, oh well man. The second ES yielded the take, see man: -- large spoon or small ladle = $1, deal man Total = $1
  11. Learn your P-Math, si and see and mam ma'am!
  12. In most cases, certainly. In the case of the incompetent management and out-of-control Vice-Consuls at the hellhole Guayaquil consulate when I and my contemporaries were trying to get our fiancees/wives here, there needed to be accountability. The consulates have already had the unlimited powers to grant or refuse visas. The accountability is internal, and I understand that it's gotten far better since we were all tormented at GYQ. I'm not sure that they always can, and this is for multiple reasons.
  13. Tropical Storm Alberto Crosses Into Texas, Immediately Registered To Vote As A Democrat [...] The dangerous storm arrived from Mexico early Thursday morning, crossing into U.S. territory in south Texas, where it was greeted by members of the Department of Homeland Security, who quickly helped Alberto register as a Democrat in preparation for the November election. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/tropical-storm-alberto-crosses-into-texas-immediately-registered-to-vote-as-a-democrat
  14. OUTRAGE: DA Bragg Drops Charges on Nearly All the Columbia Rioters Arrested No one is above the law — unless you are a friend of the Left in New York. While Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg digs up years-old misdemeanors and makes them into phantom felonies for his political opponents, he washes the slate clean for 31 of the 46 violent protestors arrested in the Columbia University riot. The protestors were charged with trespassing and burglary after they stormed Columbia University and barricaded themselves within the college. Even though they were found (and filmed) inside the building and removed by police from the building where they trespassed, Bragg dropped the charges due to "lack of evidence." [...] https://redstate.com/margaret-clark/2024/06/20/outrage-da-bragg-drops-charges-on-nearly-all-the-columbia-rioters-arrested-n2175754
  15. Say Her Name, Joe: Trump Calls Rachel Morin's Mother [...] Victor Martinez-Hernandez raped and murdered Rachel as she was out on a jog along the Ma and Pa Trail. She was snatched off the path and dragged into the woods. Her body was found in a culvert. He was held without bail over the weekend as a fugitive from justice. He is charged with first-degree rape and murder. The 37-year-old was the mother of five. As he was being escorted back to Maryland, former President Trump called Rachel's mother, Patty, and her family to offer his condolences. She said she was "deeply touched" by his "honest compassion." [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/06/20/say-her-name-joe-trump-calls-rachel-morins-mother-n3790638
  16. VDH nails it, huh? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anatomy of a Full Leftwing Meltdown The media is afire with warnings of the impending Trump "dictatorship". Celebrities, the Squad, and Biden administration grandees vie to conjure up the most nightmarish things that Trump might do to them. What drives their current mounting hysteria? [...] https://x.com/vdhanson/status/1803438088490008800
  17. Pursuant to the above is a very interesting article that makes sense. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Greenlash" is Here; Democrats take note. [...] "Well, that's Europe—couldn't happen here". But not only could it happen here it is happening here. Trump is running aggressively against Biden on exactly the same climate/energy issues and in exactly the same way as the right populists in Europe. And he's getting traction. Voters really don't want to be forced, directly or indirectly, to get an electric vehicle when they're perfectly happy with their internal combustion car. Voters really do care, above all, about cheap energy prices, not the provenance of that energy. And fundamentally most voters simply do not care that much about climate change as an issue relative to other issues like the cost-of-living. [...] https://www.liberalpatriot.com/p/greenlash-is-here
  18. Biden was deemed incapable of standing trial for his possession of classified documents. Trump is undergoing multiple trials.
  19. Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Oh what a day, man. Maid was supposed to show up an hour before noon, yeah right man. We killed ourself decluttering the place to enable space to work, suicide we man. We hid everything (a lot!) that maids would "reorganize," never see any of it again man. Maid + mother showed up half-of-half an hour after noon, we man. We were off-urinated but said nothing about it, grind-teething we man. Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. At one point in early afternoon, the following all happened at once, see man: 1. Maid wanted to vacuum our office, usually forgets to man 2. A PayPal payment came in and the download instructions were faulty, call PayPal we man Many. A seller of a new miu-box wanted payment, wonderful but for the timing man Many. The pharmacy with Uncle T-B.'s eyedrops called for delivery directions, needed right then man Many. We had to call Uncle T-B. to see if he was awake to receive them, no answer man Many. We re-called pharmacy to tell them to leave stuff at door or knock long/loud, instruct we man Many. We fielded call from sleepy Uncle T-B., explain everything all over again we to senior he man man We had a headache after all this, ouch man. Maid finally finished, good job but dropped hint about getting a tip, NO WAY man. We've never abided "Spanish-people time" in comparison with en punto time, man. Right after maids left, Mini-B. called, call we man wee man man. "I'm coming over, si man -- I had a fight with Mom, see man, si man," said wee man man. "When, huh man?" asked we man of wee man man. "Right now, now man," said wee man to we man man. Nearly half an hour later, Mini-B. entered, si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. texted to say, "Keep him till half-past Many or overnight, si man." We had told her that we had an obligation in the evening, ignored we by ex-she man man. We decided to off-blow the obligation and have a Two Guys eve, si man. First, we siesta'd for a blessed hour, zzz we man. Din-din was Many Mexican taquitos from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Many more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys for next week's total man. Returned Mini-B. to an empty ex-Mrs.-T-B.-casa at Many p.m., where did ex-she man go man. Why her priorities supersede ours remains a mystery, si man. Lucky for her that our obligation wasn't with a rubia, different story then man. Spent much of evening dealing with an ES auction, won some lost some we man man. We won several sheets of older stamps (with cents values printed) at far under face value, financially savvy we man. We won a large Delsey suitcase for $Many ($2+1 + tax + premium), financially savvy we man. We will up-pick the winnings en route to 2 other ESs on Friday, logical drive man. The last ES is quite near an Aldi, shop for Two Guys week we man. We hope that no more emergencies or drama will occur, quite enough of that man. And we are ever-grateful to the intrepid Ontarklar for locating our newly ordered miu-box, si D ma'am man.
  20. To explore and to sit on something soft, priorities for most mius man.
  21. With stuff like this, you can never really be sure what's in it, or how (un)scrupulous the people who grew it and brought it to market are.
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