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Biden Signs Executive Order To Deport All 340 Million Americans And Start From Scratch WASHINGTON—In an effort to respond to rising concerns about immigration, President Joe Biden signed an executive order Monday to deport all 340 million Americans and start the country over from scratch. "Effective immediately, I am ordering the swift removal of all men, women, and children from American soil to give this nation a much-needed blank slate," the president said [...] https://www.theonion.com/biden-signs-executive-order-to-deport-all-340-million-a-1851516638

This is the problem, and it won't end anytime soon.

No Foul Called After Caitlin Clark Crushed By Anvil INDIANAPOLIS, IN — Referees in last Saturday's WNBA game between the Indiana Fever and the Chicago Sky at Gainbridge Fieldhouse ruled that there was in fact no foul after Sky guard Chennedy Carter dropped an anvil on Caitlin Clark, who is popularly considered one of the greatest women's collegiate players of all time. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/no-foul-called-after-caitlin-clark-crushed-by-anvil

10 Most Terrifying Examples Of LGBTQ People Being Oppressed In America Today [...] The Babylon Bee has put together the following list of sobering examples of how LGBTQ people are oppressed in the United States to this very day: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-most-terrifying-examples-of-lgbtq-people-being-oppressed-in-america-today

After Seeing How Much Money Trump Raised, Biden Calls Up DA Bragg To Ask If He Can Get Charged With A Felony Or Two WASHINGTON, D.C. — With his re-election campaign falling behind his opponent in fundraising, and after seeing how much money Donald Trump raised over the weekend, President Joe Biden called up New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg to ask if he could get charged with a felony or two. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/after-seeing-how-much-money-trump-raised-biden-calls-up-da-bragg-to-ask-if-he-can-get-charged-with-a-felony-or-two

17-Year Cicada Decides To Return To Hibernation After Emerging Beneath Pride Parade [...] "This… this can't be the way the world is now. How long was I asleep?" the cicada was heard asking itself before it returned to its hibernation hole underground. "I wanted to breathe fresh air… see the sun again. Instead, I come out of the ground for the first time in 17 years to see [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/17-year-cicada-decides-to-return-to-hibernation-after-emerging-beneath-pride-parade

American Voters Looking Forward To Choosing Between Convicted Felon And Unconvicted Felon [...] "I mean it's neat that Trump is a convicted felon. That makes him seem cool and dangerous," said Joe Schmorp, a generic, independent blue-collar voter from the Midwest. "But on the other hand, the fact that Joe Biden has managed to effectively conceal his felonies and escape conviction speaks to his legal prowess and competence." "Such a tough decision." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/american-voters-looking-forward-to-choosing-between-convicted-felon-and-unconvicted-felon

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Lunch was half a packaged Walmart sub sandwich, ingest we man. A siesta was taken, zzz we man. Totally discretionary store trip made, discrete we man. Din-din was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. Garbage curbsided, curbside we man. Miu highly needy all day, cater to needy miu we man. Rollicking, uninhibited, unrestrained, lascivious party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

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Teenage Illegal Alien Breaches Air Force Base on the Run From Authorities A 17-year-old illegal alien breached a U.S. Air Force base in Texas while on the run from police. According to the New York Post, Border Patrol agents in Del Rio, Texas stopped an SUV near Laughlin Air Force Base. Then, a 17-year-old Mexican national from inside the vehicle took off running. The teenager reportedly jumped a fence and entered the base, CBP officials confirmed [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2024/06/03/17-year-old-illegal-tried-to-breach-air-force-base-on-the-run-from-cops-n2639912

Interesting to read the voir dire proceedings. Seems like this will be an ongoing thread to refer to daily. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE: Hunter Biden's Gun Trial This is a live post — updates will be posted below. WILMINGTON, Delaware — Townhall is reporting live from inside the federal courthouse where Hunter Biden is being tried on federal firearm offenses. We're in Biden's backyard as the First Son faces felony charges of deceiving a federally licensed firearms dealer, lying on a federal background check form to illegally buy a gun, and unlawfully possessing that firearm. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/miacathell/2024/06/03/hunter-biden-gun-trial-day-1-n2639887

Biden: I've Suddenly Found the Immigration Authority I've Been Insisting I Don't Have President Joe Biden is reportedly set to announce new executive actions on immigration this week, which should at least theoretically come as a surprise to anyone who has heard him insist -- repeatedly -- in recent months that he has exhausted his power to unilaterally do anything about the border crisis he's caused. He and his team have been lying, quite obviously, as critics have been pointing out every time they've issued insultingly false denials like these: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2024/06/03/biden-immigration-n2639878

This lawyer, in plain language, goes even beyond Jonathan Turley in his analysis. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Outlaw President: Legal Scholars Highlight Reversible Errors in Trump's New York Trial As the dust starts to settle on Trump's conviction newly-minted status as an Outlaw President, legal scholars are starting to weigh in on the severe problems with Alvin Bragg's case. First up, Ed Whelan passes on this this piece by Mr. Elie Honig, explaining some of the problems with the conviction: [...] https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/06/03/brit-hume-helps-to-highlight-just-how-unprecedented-trumps-conviction-was-n2396838

Joe Biden's Fingerprints Are All Over The Criminal Prosecutions Of Donald Trump [...] Biden and those seeking to ensure his re-election have their hands all over Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg's prosecution of the former president. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/06/03/joe-bidens-fingerprints-are-all-over-the-criminal-prosecutions-of-trump/

They can't clear underbrush to prevent wildfires, yet they can do this. Perfect logic.

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Of Course They'll Put Trump in Jail Why wouldn't Judge Juan Merchan finish the job and add to the left's glee in calling Donald Trump a "convicted felon" by sentencing him to jail? That fact that Trump's sentencing is on July 11, mere days before the Republican National Convention, would not impede a judge who, according to Trump attorney Alina Habba, covered his mouth to laugh during his sentencing. It would be no impediment to the hand-picked jurist who allowed prosecutors to hide the underlying "crime" for the entire trial, hide witnesses, and overrule the majority of the defense objections in this goat rodeo. What would stop him from jailing Trump? [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2024/06/02/of-course-theyll-try-to-put-trump-in-jail-n4929543

Foto (Spanish spelling) of monstrous canine critter now, Y ma'am.

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We lazed in bed till Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., laze we man. Mini-B. lazed in bed till noon, laze wee man. We conquered all Many (2+2*) laundry loads, victorious we man. *extra one for our bed blanket, too much miu-hair man We gave ourself and Mini-B. new bed pillows**, switcharoo we man. **bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man Lunch was the remaining half of the Filipino chicken dumplings, ingest Two Guys man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Din-din was not consumed, video-game wee man and laundrying we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came to retrieve Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man. We then went to help somebody and to run 2 errands, finally leave casa we man. Din-din was a small tub of macaroni salad from Walmart, ingest we man. This was the first Two Guys week in perhaps ever that we didn't do outdoor sports, heat rain mosquitoes man. Nevertheless, Two Guys saw many good movies and consumed 2 Manyzen bowls of popcorn, consolation man. We conclude that it was a good Two Guys week, concur wee man and we man man.

Yes. Remember that each of you has to provide a Letter of Intent.

I finally visited the new Seafood City. It's where an old Tuesday Morning store had closed. Large, bright, spotlessly clean, massively comprehensive inventory, all shelves stocked full, and a food court. It wasn't super-busy when I visited (a Saturday noontime); most customers seemed to be elderly folks or middle-aged/younger families. The cashiers, conversely, were mostly young Americans. I was impressed that most checkout lanes were staffed, unlike many U.S. supermarkets where one or two lanes are staffed and customers with melting purchases are backed up halfway into the store. I went up and down every aisle, looking carefully at the products. The frozen sections and open refrigerated cases emphasized seafood, certainly understandable for an island nation. The snack chips were probably more diverse than in U.S. supermarkets. The prices were higher than I typically care to pay, and they're understandable in view of imported and specialty products. I did buy a bag of frozen "Gyoza chicken dumplings" to try, for about $6.59 if I recall. Mini-Bone and I tried these dumplings for lunch that same day, and they were very tasty. We finished the bag today for lunch. I'd say that anyone wanting authentic Filipino chow would not walk out from this place empty-handed or disappointed! The visit was enjoyable and educational, and I appreciate the introduction to a culinary culture previously strange to me. Maybe I'll go back sometime.

I think we're all in the wrong racket. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Couple finds safe stuffed with $100,000 cash while magnet fishing in New York A New York City couple who were "magnet fishing" in a lake caught more than they had bargained for when they pulled out a safe that had $100,000 cash inside. James Kane and Barbie Agostini tossed a line with a strong magnet attached to the end into a lake in Flushing Meadows Corona Park in Queens on 31 May, Friday afternoon. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-finds-safe-stuffed-100-175145076.html

Practicing falling backward off the top of any remaining tall Gaza building?

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