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Yes. Then no need to write on it. You may. Eliminate nothing. Use the standard template from here. She needs to provide her statement, too. No. Please follow the Guides and avoid sweating these details.

Related threads are again merged. JSV21, if you have further questions about compiling the petition package, use THIS thread and don't start any more new ones, OK?

Sunday! Time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================== BREAKING THE NEWS TO THE WIFE One night, a Boston police officer knocked on a woman's door. "Ma'am," he said, removing his hat, "I'm here about your husband. We have good news and bad news." "Please, give me the bad news first," the woman said. The officer replied, "I'm sorry to report that someone stabbed your husband to death and threw his corpse into the harbor." The woman began wailing and crumpled to her knees. Utterly despondent, she begged the cop, "Please, what could possibly be the good news?" He said, "Well, ma'am, when we pulled him up, he had 20 four-pound lobsters crawling on him. Would you like one?" Sobbing even louder, the woman shouted, "How DARE you?! I've never been so insulted in my entire life!" The officer replied, "Well, if you change your mind, we're pulling him up again tomorrow morning."

Another variable is whether your first flight will be delayed, reducing connection (and POE) time. The typical recommendation here is 3 hours minimum and 4 hours optimally.

Thread is moved from Off Topic to the "Passports, etc." subforum, where similar matters are discussed.

Banana Republics Starting To Feel Kinda Bad For United States [...] According to sources, several banana republics have begun to express concern that the corruption in America has gotten out of hand. "When we do show trials to destroy opposition candidates, we still charge them with crimes that at least exist. I mean, come on," said General Jose Cavazos. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/banana-republics-starting-to-feel-kinda-bad-for-united-states

This is concise, in plain language, and stated very well. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Statement on Trump's "Conviction" https://americanmind.org/salvo/statement-on-trumps-conviction/

It takes only a couple of minutes and ensures safety, so this makes complete sense.

Because of potential, actual, or perceived financial or personal conflicts of interest. Note that Republican judges are put under a microscope in this regard. Note that Democrat judges don't give the slightest poop in this regard.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: No sooner had we entered the T-B.-mobile after the last ES than the skies opened, monsoon man. It monsooned until half-of-half an hour after we reached the casa, timing is everything man. A siesta was semisuccessfully taken, half-zzz we man. Lunch/din-din for Mini-B. and breakfast/lunch/din-din for us was a gigantic Many-inch ([2x2x2x2 +2]-inch) 'roni 'za, ingest Two Guys man. We (we & Mini-B.) demolished it in probably one-Many'rd of an hour, ingest Two Guys man. Siesta #2 was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wants to take Mini-B. to Oklahoma next week to meet the Rojo's parents, man. This would involve a Many-hour ([2x2x2]-hour) one-way drive in each direction, man. This was on the heels of a failed wish to take Mini-B. to Philadelphia for a week, never-knows-when-to-slow-down ex-she man man. After Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., Mini-B. asked for a movie night, wee man man. The movie was Head of State, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This totals 2 Manyzen for the week, highly respectable tally man. Mama T-B. under the weather, so no Sunday visit, no see senior she man we and wee man man. Party with the rubias if Mini-B. ever gets embedded, cavort we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We visited all Many (2+1) and the GS, honorable we man. The GS, of course, was phantom, man. The 2nd and Many'rd ESs yielded the take, see man: -- enormous gigantic leaf-rake = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 + half a buck), deal man -- burger spatula/knife* = $1, steal man *had this been available Friday, we'd have used it, timing is everything man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 + 1 + half a buck)

LPoP and unread, no see D ma'am. Gracias, D ma'am, but we will write you with another idea first, si ma'am.

Thread is moved to the Europe & Eurasia regional forum for country-specific input.

Iranian Leader Thanks College Students For Their Support And Says If Any Of Them Are Interested He Has A Few Wife Slots Open In His Harem TEHRAN, IRAN — In a touching, romantic statement on X (formerly Twitter), the Supreme Leader of Iran Ali Khamenei let American college students know that he appreciates their anti-Semetic protests and support of his regime and that he also has a few open slots in the harem if any of the women might happen to be interested. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/iranian-leader-thanks-college-students-for-their-support-and-says-if-any-of-them-are-interested-he-has-a-few-wife-slots-open

New York Prosecutor Says Nobody In America Is Above The Law He Made Up To Convict Them NEW YORK, NY — Following the guilty verdict handed down against former President Donald Trump, New York Prosecutor Alvin Bragg used the case to issue a stern warning that nobody in America is above the law he made up to convict Trump. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-prosecutor-says-nobody-in-america-is-above-the-law-he-made-up-to-convict-them

Democrats Celebrate Trump Being Convicted Of Whatever It Was He Did U.S. — Following the reading of the guilty verdict in the first criminal trial of a former president, Democrats across the country celebrated Donald Trump being convicted of whatever it was he did. Though none of the Democrats who commented publicly on the verdict were able to identify what crime Trump allegedly committed, they were unanimously overjoyed that there was a violation of some type for some thing that was done at some point. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-celebrate-trump-being-convicted-of-whatever-it-was-he-did

Trump Reminds Media He Prefers The Term 'Justice-Impacted Individual' U.S. — In the hours after being convicted on 34 counts of something or other, Trump issued a reminder to the media that the proper term to describe him is "justice-impacted individual." The term, commonly used by Democrats and journalists to describe convicted felons, now describes a 2024 presidential candidate, giving Americans an exciting opportunity to vote for someone unfairly targeted by the U.S. justice system. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-trump-becomes-first-ever-justice-impacted-individual-to-run-for-president

Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump is Convicted: What Comes Next? This morning, many of us are emerging from the late coverage last night after the conviction of former President Donald Trump on 34 felonies. I was in the courtroom for the verdict, which hit like a thunderclap (particularly after a strange snafu with the judge). The question that everyone is asking: what happens next? [...] https://jonathanturley.org/2024/05/31/trump-is-convicted-what-comes-next/

Read the state-specific articles linked in here, too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Wheels on an Electric Bus Need to Be Chocked and Other Things I Learned Today [...] Even parking a school bus, particularly an expensive green electric one, is no longer as simple as "park," parking brake, and turning off the key. Apparently, if you forget to throw chocks around the wheels, these buggers will roll on you. And that's just for starters. What a bargain electric buses are turning out to be. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/05/31/the-wheels-on-an-electric-bus-need-to-be-chocked-and-other-things-i-learned-today-n3789423

Welcome to Venezuelamerica [...] it may seem odd to some readers that I would be pondering the career of Venezuelan strongman Nicolas Maduro, but it's impossible for me to ignore the lessons we apparently failed to learn from that once-prosperous country's poisonous downfall. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/05/31/welcome-to-venezuelamerica-n3789381

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Two Guys both awakened at o'dark-Many by loud monsoon, man. Monsoon quit at around noon o'clock, finally man. Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. Upon return from ES-ing, we serviced demanding miu and siesta'd for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers on Costco buns, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was No Country for Old Men, good but strange & dissatisfying man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2+1) for the week, quite respectable man. Got Mini-B. embedded at surprisingly reasonable hour, successful we man with wee man man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. We have itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+1) ESs for Saturday, all highly local man.

Friday ES report, see man: Both itineraried ESs yielded the take, see man: -- hacksaw = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man -- zippered tool case (hammer, reversible screwdriver, level, tape-measure, 2 pliers, flashlight), 2 pliers, Many (2+2) screwdrivers, 2 crescent wrenches, Many (2+1) Post-It pads, ~full Kleenex, work gloves, 2 NIP rolls strapping-tape, Many-outlet ([2+2+2]-outlet) wall tap, set of Many (2x2x2) small screwdrivers, half-bottle multivitamins, 2 zippered cash-bags, wire brush, zippered screwdriver set, razor-blade scraper* = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 +2), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1) These were some of the very few non-rusty tools that we have ever seen at an ES, whee man.

Name of preferred product precised, si and see and mam ma'am. That's what we're doing now, si and sigh man. We've been meaning to contact Ontarklar offline to determine strategy, si man.

If you're not home to sign, it might be held at your Post Office for you to come sign for it. Your postal carrier should leave a green or yellow (?) notice in your mailbox or on your door. If this topic doesn't get adequate answers in this Off Topic forum, we might move it to the Europe/Eurasia regional forum so that more Italians might see it.

Spousal abuse, D ma'am! Reported!!!