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Gracias, o Lobsterback whose days are numbered unless he exits the Colonies forthwith, verily, wot.

Our VJ members are wonderful and are a wealth of information. This forum is newer than some of the others. Never -- and it's a pleasure to see someone from approximately my era, again.

And even worse than "really," after divorce.

Roger Simon agrees with the New Yorker writer about the 25th, and makes a lot more good points besides. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The United States cannot afford a 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. president [...] Has the uniparty changed its song about Joe Biden? There are signs that it has. In the immediate aftermath of Biden's disastrous debate with Donald Trump last week, the narrative broke in two, or at least seemed to break in two. On one side there was horror and — word of the moment — "panic" among the Dems. The New York Times led the way in calling for Biden — for the good of the country — to resign. At the same time, there was considerable push back, encapsulated comically in the observation that dementia Joe "had a cold," hence his gibbering incoherence. [...] https://thespectator.com/politics/united-states-10-4-president-biden/

This is what they may have to resort to, if Kommie et al. buy into it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This Is What the Twenty-fifth Amendment Was Designed For In a live broadcast of "The Daily Show" immediately after the Presidential debate last week, the comedian Jon Stewart joked about President Joe Biden's open-mouthed stare: "A lot of people have resting Twenty-fifth Amendment face." A once obscure constitutional provision, the Twenty-fifth Amendment became familiar to the public during Donald Trump's Presidency, when there was constant chatter about his mental unfitness and incapacity. (I wrote about it for The New Yorker on five separate occasions.) [...] https://web.archive.org/web/20240704014544/https://www.newyorker.com/news/daily-comment/this-is-what-the-twenty-fifth-amendment-was-designed-for

Trivia: the feminine form of "czar" is "czarina." Kommie Harris is one of the few (AOC another) who has fewer working brain cells than Bidementia has.

The UK has gone to the dogs. Reminds me of Ecuador's largest population groups, in descending order: 1. Roosters 2. Dogs 3. People

Closest they had was Tulsi Gabbard, and she removed herself/ It's glorious. I read an article the other day in which Rob Reiner and Jane Fonda were in tears within 3 minutes at a debate watch-party. Couldn't happen to two better Commies.

It's July Many'th*, si and see and oj tak! How dare our Polish Commie-babe reappear merely to broadcast this most blatant of P-Math errors, oj huh? Bad reappearing blatant Asia! Bad, BAD reappearing REAPPEARING blatant BLATANT Asia! *Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak

The above answer is correct for USCIS's purposes. More crucial is the consulate at which the beneficiary will be interviewing. "Tough" consulates prefer as much in-person "face time" as you can show evidence of. Manila is not a tough consulate; they hand out K-1 visas like candy in comparison with others. Visit for the sake of your relationship.

Pathetic Excuse For Backyard Fireworks Display Doesn't End With Everyone Cowering Behind The Shed DAYTON, OH — A lousy, embarrassing excuse for a July 4th backyard fireworks display ended this evening without a single family member hiding for safety behind the shed. "I'm not sure what went wrong," said Bruce Hayes, father and chief pyrotechnician of the Hayes family. "Most years, our fireworks display ends in all-out pandemonium and a hasty retreat behind the shed. Never once did I feel this year that my life was in legitimate danger. I made some poor decisions and frankly don't even deserve to call myself American." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/pathetic-excuse-for-backyard-fireworks-display-doesnt-end-with-everyone-cowering-behind-the-shed

'We Can't Let A Convicted Felon In The White House,' Biden Tells Hunter WASHINGTON, D.C. — As the race for the presidency intensified, an administration insider disclosed that President Biden warned his son, Hunter, that allowing a convicted felon to be in the White House would be a disgrace and disastrous for the country. The president's son, currently awaiting sentencing for a felony conviction, reportedly vowed to help his father in whatever way he could to prevent a convicted felon from entering through the doors of the executive mansion. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/we-cant-let-a-convicted-felon-in-the-white-house-biden-tells-hunter

Report: Kamala About To Unburden Herself From What Has Been WASHINGTON D.C. — Reports from high-level sources in Washington indicate Vice President Kamala Harris is just about to unburden herself from what has been. "I'm out here on these streets, getting ready to unburden myself -- you know what I mean? HAHA!" said Harris. "I'm starting to see what can be, not what has been, right girl! HAHAHA!!!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamala-about-to-unburden-herself-from-what-has-been

White House Installs Touch And Learn Activity Desk In Oval Office So Biden Can Feel Like He's Working While Jill Is Running The Country WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to let President Biden feel like he is still working, the White House has installed a "Touch-And-Learn" activity desk for Biden to play at while First Lady Jill Biden runs the country. "He just loves feeling like he's still a part of things," said Chief of Staff Ron Klain, watching the President spin a wheel. "Ope! Ring-ring, Mr. President! I think someone's calling on your little yellow phone!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-installs-touch-and-learn-activity-desk-in-oval-office-so-biden-can-feel-like-hes-working-while-jill-is-running-the-country

10 Reasons America Is Still The Greatest Country On Earth [...] Here are just ten of the many, many reasons that America remains the greatest country on earth: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-america-is-still-the-greatest-country-on-earth

Eviction from Congress would seem to be a must, and deportation not unreasonable. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Former Prime Minister Says Rep. Ilhan Omar's Interests Are the Interests of Somalia This clip was apparently posted over the weekend, but we're just seeing it now. Apparently, the former prime minister of Somalia, Hassan Ali Khaire, attended a campaign event with Rep. Ilhan Omar, and rallied the crowd by assuring them that Omar's interests aren't those of Minnesota of the United States, but of Somalia. It's not like it was a big secret or anything, but it's kind of shocking to hear it said out loud at a rally. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/07/03/former-prime-minister-says-rep-ilhan-omars-interests-are-the-interests-of-somalia-n2397965

Lesbian Duo Baffled as to Why Muslim Gang Would Pummel Them. Who Wants to Break the News? A gang of "Middle Eastern men" beat the potato salad out of a lesbian couple in Halifax, Nova Scotia, leaving the two zamis to wonder why the men would treat the ladies so viciously, especially considering it was during Pride month. Emma MacLean, one of the women assaulted, posted to Facebook that there were between seven and ten men, all between the ages of 18 and 25 and "believed to be from Syria." [...] https://pjmedia.com/kevindowneyjr/2024/07/02/lesbian-duo-baffled-as-to-why-muslim-gang-would-pummel-them-during-pride-month-who-wants-to-tell-them-n4930353

Radical Islamic Violence Poisons European Countries [...] The squatters had reportedly been causing problems in the area for a month, and yet nothing seems to have been done about them, since they were still free and able to murder David. Nor were these the only Moroccan squatters in the area; two locals said Moroccans were moving into homes and causing havoc. How beautifully all that Western tolerance and welcoming of Muslim migrants is working out… Meanwhile, in Belgium, [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2024/07/02/radical-islamic-violence-poisons-european-countries-n4930354

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Got Uncle T-B. to doc follow-up on time, we man collect senior he man man. Eye recovery progressing fine for the day after, conclude doc man. Uncle T-B. so out-of-breath that he had to sit and rest every few paces, overweight senior he man. Collapsed on his bed after we off-dropped him, relax senior he man. Went to Walmart to get Many beef/bean burritos, forage we man. Lunch was one such burrito, ingest we man. A major and uninterrupted siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Two Guys eve, Two Guys man. Got Mini-B. much earlier than usual, ex-Mrs.-T-B. in crucial eyelash appointment man. Din-din was 2 Walmart burritos, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was several Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. These shall be added to next week's official count, tally we man. Miu was zzz-ing on Mini-B.'s bed throughout latter's visit, zzz miu man. This after pestering Daddy all week because of boredom, miu man. Miu awoke as Mini-B. was leaving, miu man. Half-price day at favorite large thrift store on Thursday, sorely tempted we man. However, if we go, we will be crushed amidst mobs of chubby Central Americanas, Mexicanas too man. Maybe we should wait until after lunch, bide time we man. Party with the rubias imminently, party we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

There are at least 3 swing states that I read about. Will try to find which. Regardless, the Dems will stop at nothing to break those laws in order to retain power.

Bidementia truly is 81 going on 101 years old.

Karine Grey-Poupon One theory is that they offer her the next SCOTUS opening the next time they hold the presidency. Not sure how well that promise would be reacted to after it's broadcast to the general public, which it would need to be.

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It is Wednesday -- time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY, SEEN ON TWITTER Decluttering is great because the room you're working on looks perfect and all the other rooms get extra piles of junk thrown in them. If you have kids under the age of 6 and fun plans this summer, DO NOT tell them about the fun plans until you're literally arriving at the plans -- pulling up to the gate. Dude, yelling at the cashier won't make your dad listen to you in 1985. My personal style could best be described as, "I wasn't expecting to leave the house." Hang on -- I have to find just the right show to put on, to completely ignore while I screw around on my phone. Hey -- by the way, the thing that's been bothering you for 6 months will suddenly feel OK on a random Tuesday afternoon -- I promise. I'm having a rough Friday today because I keep realizing it's only Wednesday.

EXCLUSIVE: The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Biden's Official 10 AM To 4 PM Daily Work Schedule According to reliable media sources, Biden is "dependably engaged" between the hours of 10 AM and 4 PM and performs most of his work during that period. But that's only six hours — how can he possibly run the country in such a short period? To find out, we obtained an exclusive copy of the daily work schedule White House aides use to keep Biden on task. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/exclusive-the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-bidens-official-10am-to-4pm-daily-work-schedule