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Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years FRANCE — In a solemn and moving ceremony of remembrance on the 80th anniversary of the D-Day invasion, President Biden marked the occasion by dropping the first bomb on Normandy in 80 years. "Help me out Jill, I'm having a bit of a D-Day of my own in my Depends here," the President was overheard saying to the first lady as he bent over slowly and deposited a massive load of fecal matter in his pants. "Oh, boy, this is a big one. Get me out of here and help me clean this up before President Macron smells it! Not a joke!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-d-day-with-ceremonial-dropping-of-the-dookie

Aides Claim Biden Nailed A 360 Kickflip McTwist On The White House Half Pipe But Oh Darn The Reporters Just Missed It WASHINGTON, D.C. — Though media accounts and public perception have led many to believe the president's age has significantly eroded his physical and mental capabilities, aides claimed today that Biden recently nailed a 360 double flip McTwist on the White House half pipe but reporters just missed it. Biden reportedly landed the sweet trick during a short period of time when no witnesses or cameras were available other than a small group of trusted administration aides, leaving the White House to adamantly stand by its report that Biden nailed it. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-claim-biden-nailed-a-360-double-flip-mctwist-on-the-white-house-half-pipe-but-oh-darn-the-reporters-just-missed-it

VDH clarifies the obvious. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Myth That Biden Had Nothing to Do With the Prosecutions of Trump The five criminal and civil prosecutions of former President Donald Trump all prompt heated denials from Democrats that President Joe Biden and Democrat operatives had a role in any of them. But Biden has long let it be known that he was frustrated with his own Department of Justice's federal prosecutors for their tardiness in indicting Trump. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/victordavishanson/2024/06/07/the-myth-that-biden-had-nothing-to-do-with-the-prosecutions-of-trump-n2640130

The King's Speech: Charles III Speaks in Normandy and Shows Biden What Class Looks Like [...] We Americans weren't surprised when our president made, as my British friend would say, a complete dog's breakfast of his speech. Nor was it terribly surprising how cynical American politicians tried to leverage this day to their political advantage, some of them with statements that would embarrass Narcissus. There was a bright spot, though. In Ver-sur-Mer, France, at the Thursday morning British event recognizing British heroes, King Charles III spoke, and his presentation, demeanor, and message could not have differed more dramatically than the American president's appearance. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/06/06/the-kings-speech-charles-iii-speaks-in-normandy-n2175151

IDF Hits UNRWA School Housing '30-40' Terrorists The Israeli Defense Forces struck a school run by the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA) in northern Gaza, killing 37 people, according to a Gaza hospital. The school was part of the Nuseirat refugee camp and, like many UN schools, was used by Hamas to harbor terrorists. This particular school compound also sheltered displaced civilians from the refugee camp. The IDF says that from 30-40 Hamas fighters were in three classrooms of the school. The fighters belonged to the notorious and elite Nukhba force who took part in the October 7 massacre in Israel. [...] https://pjmedia.com/rick-moran/2024/06/06/idf-hits-unrwa-school-housing-30-40-terrorists-n4929674

80 Years Ago Today ...they stormed the beaches at Normandy. THE LONGEST DAY So many were so young. And there were so many. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/06/06/80-years-ago-today-n3789741

More on Li'l Crackpipe. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hunter Biden Trial Day Four: This is Biden Town [...] Today the trial resumed with the defense attempting to introduce new evidence which was apparently only shared with the prosecution last night. The judge was not happy with this stunt. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/06/hunter-biden-trial-day-four-this-is-biden-town-n3789778

This is Kansas, not Nueva York. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Manhattan zoo celebrates chimpanzee's 70th birthday MANHATTAN (KSNT) – One of the animals at the Sunset Zoo is celebrating a major milestone. Thursday, June 6, Sunset Zoo in Manhattan will celebrate its oldest female chimpanzee, Susie's 70's birthday. According to a news release from the zoo, Susie is the oldest living chimpanzee in human care in the world. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/manhattan-zoo-celebrates-chimpanzee-70th-113000005.html

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Lunch was the other half of the other day's Walmart sub sandwich, ingest we man. Lazed until after 2 p.m., when the mail came in, laze we man. Our new glasses from Mexico arrived, finally man. We took them to a local optician for what we presumed was a minor adjustment, frame man. The tech took a painstaking half an hour to get it right, one action hosed another man. We are pleased, si and see we man. We then siesta'd for less than an hour, cheated-of-zzz we man. A phone caucus with someone got hosed, reschedule for next week man. Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. After shadows fell, we mowed entire lawn, mow-lawn we man. It wasn't that humid, but heat index over Many00, Texas weather Many man. The lawn could not wait another day, no man. We consumed Many (2+1) sweatbands, perspirational we man. We then off-cooled under the ceiling fan for almost an hour, super-cool we man. Evening snack was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. Miu awoke and wanted brushing, accommodate miu we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+2) ESs and 2 GSs for Friday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias incipiently, cavort we man. And that was/is our exciting Thursday, whee man.

Those Hindawi journals were all garbage. One quick look and it was obvious.

May she, in P-math, live to Many00 and beyond, si and mam ma'am. English-only outside the regional forums, mam ma'am! Reported!!!!!

The P-Math transgressions aside, welcome back, LB ma'am!

Whether you're involved with USCIS or a consulate, do not LIE. Ever. Come clean regarding this, and take your metaphorical medicine for it.

A post in this thread has been removed for suggesting adjustment from a nonimmigrant visa, thus violating the site's Terms of Service. VJ Moderation

Big surprise. Not. There are tools to help detect plagiarism, but it takes honest, knowledgeable reviewers to kill papers before they're accepted for publication. Wiley is arguably the biggest money-grubber in academic publishing, so some chickens are home to roost. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Academic Publisher Retracts Over 11,300 Papers and Shuts 19 Journals As It Is Overwhelmed by Fraud Academic fraud is forcing Wiley, a major publisher of scientific journals, to close 19 journals after some were overwhelmed by industrial-scale research fraud. In the last two years, Wiley has retracted over 11,300 papers containing some fraudulent content. [...] While shutting down 19 journals is impressive, keep in mind that Wiley is the home to over 2,000 titles. The shuttered titles are all from Wiley's purchase of the Egyptian academic publisher (yes, I wrote that) Hindawi. All that means is that the fraud is more easily detectable in low-end journals. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2024/06/05/academic-publisher-retracts-over-11300-papers-and-shuts-19-journals-as-it-is-overwhelmed-by-fraud-n2175087

This is simultaneously hilarious and sad. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Amazonian Tribe Gets the Internet, Predictable Results Follow To be fair, it probably seemed like a good idea at the time. The Marubo people, an indigenous tribe in the isolated Javari Valley in Brazil, have high-speed internet, thanks to Elon Musk and Starlink. The Marubo were likely entranced by the internet the same way we all were back when it was shiny and new. The world would suddenly be at our fingertips, and new ways of communicating would revolutionize how we did everything. [...] https://pjmedia.com/lincolnbrown/2024/06/05/amazonian-tribe-gets-the-internet-predictable-results-follow-n4929641

Per this, 20% of all of, uh, Ciudad de Nueva York's hotels are occupied by illegals. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 135 Hotels in New York City Are Being Used as Shelters for Illegal Immigrants [...] We guess the mayor's suggestion that people take illegal immigrants into their spare rooms didn't fly. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/06/04/135-hotels-in-new-york-city-are-being-used-as-shelters-for-illegal-immigrants-n2396981

In the Trump RICO Case, the Georgia Court of Appeals Spanks the Fani Regular readers know that in the Georgia RICO case, Trump's lawyers mounted a challenge to Fani Willis (and her staff) serving as the attorneys in this case, but the court only disqualified her boytoy romantic partner, Nathan Wade. (For the record, we are always going to pronounce it as 'fanny' because it makes us giggle. If her mother didn't want it pronounced that way, she should have spelled her name differently, such as 'Fauni.' Or Fani could have just used her middle name (Taifa), like most lawyers who hate their first names.) In response to the judge's ruling allowing this Fani to continue to butt into the case, Trump's team filed an interlocutory appeal. We explained this procedure before in the context of Trump's D.C. case, so we will quote ourselves now: [...] https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/06/05/georgia-appeals-court-delays-trump-rico-case-n2397016

This is genuinely appalling. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm Sure People on the Edge of Homelessness In Lahaina Think It's Nice POTATUS Wants to Rebuild Gaza [...] there are no hordes of potential Democratic voters trashing college campuses and blocking major thoroughfares while wearing Hawaiian shirts. In Biden's world, the squeaky Hamasholes gets the grease. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/06/05/im-sure-people-on-the-edge-of-homelessness-in-lahaina-think-its-nice-potatus-wants-to-rebuild-gaza-n3789708

One of the worst such groups. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Student Protesters Occupy Stanford President's Office, Get Arrested [...] The students posted several messages on Instagram from the President's office including one identifying themselves as part of the "student intifada." It read, "BREAKING: AN AUTONOMOUS GROUP OF STUDENTS HAVE OCCUPIED PRESIDENT RICHARD SALLERS OFFICE! THE STUDENT INT1FADA IS GROWING." Outside there was a larger group of protesters who vandalized some property and linked arms around the building, apparently to keep police out. Notice the messages include "Kill Cops" (multiple times) and "Death to Israel." [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/05/student-protesters-occupy-stanford-presidents-office-n3789719

RIP, Hero: WWII Veteran Died En Route to D-Day Commemoration in France [...] On Friday, a 102-year-old World War II veteran died while en route to France. Robert Persichitti died in a hospital in Germany. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/06/05/rip-hero-wwii-veteran-died-en-route-to-d-day-commemoration-in-france-n3789674

Interesting testimony! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hunter Biden Trial Day Three: Ex-Wife and Ex-Girlfriend Testify [...] Why would Hunter lie about his own drug use in text messages to his girlfriend? That's a mystery. This is sort of like making the claim that someone lied to their own diary. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/05/hunter-biden-trial-day-three-ex-wife-and-ex-girlfriend-testify-n3789714

Read about the unsettling ability of the Democrats to replace Bidementia with anyone of their choosing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrats Wanted An Early Debate So They'd Have Plenty Of Time To Dump Biden [...] People like pollster Nate Silver are starting to call for Biden to step aside, despite many commentators still saying that's an impossibility. However, both Democratic National Committee (DNC) rules and state laws have a plain and simple path to oust Biden. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/05/29/democrats-wanted-an-early-debate-so-theyd-have-plenty-of-time-to-dump-biden/

Further to Boiler's post just above: ~~~~~~~~~~~~` Hunter Biden's 'Laptop from Hell' serving as evidence in his trial is pure poetic justice [...] Three years and eight months since you heard it first in the New York Post, Jensen said that the laptop was obtained by the FBI in 2019 with a subpoena from The Mac Shop in Wilmington where it had been "abandoned" by Hunter. She said that investigators corroborated content on the laptop with Hunter's iCloud that they obtained from Apple with a subpoena. We told ya so! When The Post broke the story before the 2020 election in October 2020 — publishing evidence from the laptop of Joe Biden's involvement in his family's global influence-peddling racket — we were censored by Big Tech and falsely accused by 51 former intelligence officials of peddling "Russian disinformation." [...] https://nypost.com/2024/06/04/opinion/hunter-bidens-laptop-from-hell-serving-as-evidence-in-his-trial-is-pure-poetic-justice/

Not working as they envisioned, is it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden's Numbers Go Down After NYC Show Trial Guilty Verdict [...] New polling numbers from Morning Consult indicate support for Biden has dropped by two points since the Manhattan jury handed down a guilty verdict. Trump's polling numbers were unaffected, with support holding steady at 44 percent support since the beginning of May. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/06/05/bidens-numbers-go-down-after-nyc-show-trial-guilty-verdict/