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FDA Recommends 6-11 Servings Of Microplastics Every Day For Growing Children SILVER SPRING, MD — In an attempt to comply with new policies being implemented by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration announced today that it was now recommending 6-11 servings of microplastics every day for growing children. With early nutrition playing such a significant role in a child's development, experts at the FDA agreed that an ideal diet should include no less than 6 servings of a mixed variety of microplastics in all food and beverages. "These are the building blocks for the kind of life we want kids to have," said FDA spokesman Hal Borensen. "A diet free of microplastics is a diet that is sorely lacking in substances that can provide the pathway to [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-recommends-6-11-servings-of-microplastics-every-day-for-growing-children

JD Vance-Shaped Cheeto Sells For $1.7 Million U.S. — According to sources, a single Cheeto shaped like Vice President JD Vance officially sold at auction this week for an astounding $1.7 million. The item was sold through eBay to an anonymous bidder. In their review, the buyer wrote, "Looks exactly like JD Vance! BASED! Would buy from again A++++!" The JD Vance-shaped Cheeto joined the ranks of other food items that bore striking resemblances to notable figures. In 2004, a grilled cheese sandwich bearing the image of the Virgin Mary sold for $28,000, and in 2017 a potato chip resembling Harambe the gorilla sold for over $99,000. The Vance Cheeto, however, has surpassed them all with its record-breaking sale price. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-shaped-cheeto-sells-for-17-million

In Paterson, New Jersey, the local Muslims show their hand Most people don't spend much time thinking about Paterson, New Jersey. It's time, though, that they start to do so, because unfolding there is the perfect example of the fact that many Muslims believe the Islamic doctrine that says you don't immigrate to assimilate; you do so to conquer. Paterson is a town with a long history. The Dutch took the region from the Acquackanonk tribe and the British took it from the Dutch. After the Revolution, the town itself was founded, it was one of the first great manufacturing towns, thanks to the energy derived from the Great Falls of the Passaic River. Eventually, Paterson was home to textile mills, firearm manufacturers (Samuel Colt started, but didn't stay, there), and breweries. Industry meant immigrants, but, until recently, these immigrants wanted to assimilate to the American way. But things are changing in Paterson. Of its almost 160,000 people, 25,000 to 30,000 are Muslims, almost all of whom are clustered in Paterson's south side. This means it has the second-largest Muslim population in the U.S. per capita—that is, coming up on 20% of the population—putting it second only to Dearborn, MI, which clocks in at 55% Muslim. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2025/03/in_paterson_new_jersey_the_local_muslims_show_their_hand.html

There should be no question. If 18-year-olds in our military have the right, why not everyone that age? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will SCOTUS Take Up Gun Bans for Young Adults? Fingers crossed, though given the months-long limbo for "assault weapon" and "large capacity" magazine ban cases that the Court has subjected us to, it's very much an open question about what the justices will do with the latest Second Amendment cert petition to land on their doorstep. In a somewhat unusual step, both the plaintiffs and defendants in a 2A case are asking the Court to step in and make a final determination. Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison was the first party to ask SCOTUS to grant cert to Worth v. Jacobson after an Eighth Circuit panel unanimously agreed that the state's law prohibiting adults under the age of 21 from lawfully carrying a firearm violated their Second Amendment rights, but now the Firearms Policy Coalition, MN Gun Owners Caucus, and Second Amendment Foundation are also asking SCOTUS to hear the case. In their reply to Ellison's petition, the plaintiffs note that appellate courts across the country are at odds with each other over when, exactly, our right to keep and bear arms kicks in, and only SCOTUS can answer that question with any degree of finality. [...] https://bearingarms.com/camedwards/2025/03/11/will-scotus-take-up-gun-bans-for-young-adults-n1227937

We need more good news like this. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Headlines Have Caught Up to Mike Rowe. Now What? JOHNSTOWN, Pennsylvania -- Alex Bambino, 21, is the son of two educators. He's busy working, welding a piece of material that will be used on a heavily armored military vehicle when finished. Despite two college-educated parents, who teach at the local Cambrian County schools, he wanted nothing to do with college following high school. "I like working with my hands, being part of making something that is important, and I had no interest in starting my adult life in debt," he said. So he went to Greater Johnstown Career and Technology Center, and he became so good at what he did that he was recognized at the SkillsUSA championship as a national competitor. He found work in his hometown at JWF Defense Systems, located in the old Bethlehem Steel plant along the Conemaugh River. And he became part of something bigger than himself in the machines he helped make. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/salenazito/2025/03/11/the-headlines-have-caught-up-to-mike-rowe-now-what-n2653595

We Know How Much of the Department of Education Is Expected to Be Eliminated Under Trump It's not entirely shocking news, but the Department of Education is about to undergo a severe reorganization, the most extensive since USAID was absorbed into the State Department. The offices will be closed tomorrow, citing security concerns, with all staff instructed to vacate the headquarters by 6 pm tonight. The long-term plan is to cut half of its current employees (via CBS News): [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2025/03/11/is-this-the-end-for-the-department-of-education-n2653647

Out-spit the details, si QA ma'am. Names, places, ages, vetting, wildness, difficulties, etc., si QA ma'am. Bad silent nonrelevatory QA ma'am! Bad, BAD silent SILENT nonrelevatory NONRELEVATORY QA ma'am!

We now remember your official name, see man: QA ma'am, si man!

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We & Mini-B. in-slept again, zzz Two Guys man. Lunch was, at Mini-B.'s request, at Wendy's, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. consumed a Big Dave's Double combo*, ingest wee man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man We consumed an apple pecan salad**, ingest we man. **bought WUOC, financially savvy we man The $Many ($2+2) in coupon savings brought the price down almost acceptably, we man. Surprisingly, Mini-B. agreed to eat inside Wendy's, everything remaining hot man. We later siesta'd, zzz we man. Din-din was breaded chicken strips in honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. again didn't want a movie night, sigh man. He is gaming with his amigos, game wee men man. Possible party with the rubias tonight, possibly cavort we man. No specific plans whatsoever for Wednesday, unplanned we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

This elegant article is worth reading. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jay Bhattacharya's Confirmation Hearing Was an Embarrassment for Democrats Senators who once denounced the NIH nominee's ideas had nothing to say about pandemic lockdowns, mandates, or lessons learned. [...] https://www.city-journal.org/article/jay-bhattacharya-nih-senate-confirmation-hearing-covid-pandemic?skip=1

Democrats' performative protest exposes the party's lack of an alternative When President Trump addressed a joint session of Congress last Tuesday, the public witnessed a stark and unmistakable contrast in leadership. On one hand, Trump offered a bold, well-articulated vision for the country and the revival of the American dream. On the other hand, viewers saw a Democratic Party still struggling to present any semblance of an alternative vision or platform. Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) perfectly summed up the challenges facing his party in the wake of Republicans' November sweep tweeting that Democrats' conduct at the speech was a "sad cavalcade of self owns and unhinged petulance. … We're becoming the metaphorical car alarms that nobody pays attention to — and it may not be the winning message." [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/congress-blog/politics/5183004-democrats-struggling-alternative/

Historic all-steel ship that went down in Lake Superior 132 years ago, killing 27, finally found One of the first all-steel freighters on the Great Lakes has finally been discovered off the shores of Lake Superior after remaining hidden 600-feet beneath the surface for 132 years. The Western Reserve's final resting place had eluded maritime historians for years, until last summer when it was discovered by the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society. The landmark find was officially announced at the Wisconsin Underwater Archeological Association's annual Ghost Ships meeting in Manitowoc. It was made public Monday. "It's the most important shipwreck (the historic society) has ever found," Bruce Lynn, the executive director of the Great Lakes Shipwreck Historical Society, told the Journal Sentinel. It's one of 13 shipwrecks the society's team has found in the past three years, and it's the one that's drawn the most attention, Lynn said. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/historic-steel-ship-went-down-183610198.html

Miserable rat-[illegitimate male children]! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southwest will charge for bags for the first time, months after saying it wouldn't Southwest Airlines announced Tuesday that it would start charging passengers to check bags for the first time. The offer of checking two bags for free has long been a popular foundation for the airline. "Two bags fly free" is listed as a registered trademark on Southwest's website. But from May 28, passengers who aren't part of a loyalty program or traveling on its most expensive fare, Business Select, will have to pay to check a bag. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/southwest-charge-bags-first-time-111502476.html

Far-Left NY Times Owes RealClearPolitics Apology After 538 Shutdown Less than a week before the 2024 presidential election, the far-left New York Times published a vote-suppression piece blistering RealClearPolitics (RCP). "Why the Right Thinks Trump Is Running Away With the Race," was the headline. As we now know, Trump did run away with the 2024 race. He won the electoral college. He won the popular vote. He swept all seven swing states. He moved vast swaths of the country into the Republican column. His gains with minority voters were nothing short of incredible. But less than a week before the election, the Times simply wasn't ready to face the fact Trump might win reelection and with that reelection repudiate the regime media in a way that would prove they no longer matter. [...] https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2025/03/10/nolte-far-left-ny-times-owes-realclearpolitics-apology-after-538-shutdown/

So long to the Solong's captain, who sounds like an incompetent idiot.

Death might be preferable to returning home.

Cold, hmm mam ma'am... truck, hmm mam ma'am... a truck carrying cold beer, si and whee mam ma'am! They're trying to keep Mommy warm after she drank all the cold beer, si mam ma'am!

We responded unenthusiastically to her last excuse, yawn man, and neither of us has sought to reschedule, no man. We are now down to a rather plain-looking JC whom we can see on Friday night at earliest, sigh man.

Kroger, si man, and not at o'dark-Many like Someone here, no man.

Congratulations on your strength and keeping the big picture firmly in mind. It hurts now, but you'll end up being just fine, if not even better than before. Rely on your faith. Blessings!

Trump Demands Investigation Into Whoever Nominated Amy Coney Barrett WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following several days of controversy swirling among his supporters over a string of surprising U.S. Supreme Court opinions, President Donald Trump demanded an investigation into who nominated Amy Coney Barrett. According to Trump, the American people deserve to know what kind of person would nominate a justice who keeps siding with liberal judges and against the Constitution. "Effective today, I am ordering a full investigation into who was responsible for nominating such an unreliable justice," Trump told reporters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-demands-investigation-into-whoever-nominated-amy-coney-barrett

Trump Admin Revamps Biden-Era CBP One App, Will Help Illegals 'Leave Now and Self-Deport' The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced a complete redesign of the Biden-era CBP One App, converting it to CBP Home, an application designed to assist illegal immigrants in finding their way home through self-deportation. The smartphone app was not new to the Biden administration, but the CBP One app was expanded significantly under the previous president and was used for scheduling asylum appointments. Former Biden White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki touted the virtues of the application as a "telephonic" method to "track" illegal immigrants as they awaited court proceedings. Some of those court proceedings were scheduled years down the line, however, and judging by the number of "gotaways" over the course of Biden's term, it didn't do a very good job of tracking anything. DHS, rather than ditching CBP One altogether, has decided to turn lemons into lemonade. They've overhauled the software in a manner that turns it into a tool to help illegal aliens self-deport. Absolutely brilliant. [...] https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/03/10/trump-admin-revamps-biden-era-cbp-one-app-will-now-help-illegals-leave-now-and-self-deport-n2186480

Is the Pardon Attorney's Dismissal Sign of an Investigation Into Biden's Last-Minute Pardons? [...] The Office of the Pardon Attorney serves mostly in an "advisory" role. It receives pardon applications from current federal inmates as well as those who have already served their sentences. The Pardon Attorney investigates the circumstances of each case and forwards a recommendation to the president as to whether a pardon or other form of clemency, such as a sentence commutation, should be considered. Part of this process involves consulting with the prosecutorial entity that handled the case – sometimes, there is information about the defendant in the case file that is not necessarily in the court records. Liz Oyer was appointed as the Pardon Attorney by Merrick Garland in 2022. Oyer was not a long-time DOJ career employee – she spent most of her career as an assistant federal defender in the District of Maryland. Prior to that, she was a partner in the firm Mayer Brown in D.C., so she is a veteran of Big Law, having gone to Georgetown as an undergrad and Harvard Law School. But there was a noteworthy aspect of her dismissal that was reported by the Wall Street Journal the day after her firing – she was immediately escorted from the building by security. This is done when there is an ongoing investigation that the individual is likely unaware of, and those conducting the investigation want to preserve all electronic records that might be available on a computer and cell phone. Asking her to leave immediately prevents any attempt to delete such records. As readers will recall, over the course of the final month of the Biden administration, there were several controversial episodes involving the granting of pardons and/or clemency by Joe Biden. [...] https://redstate.com/shipwreckedcrew/2025/03/10/pardon-attorneys-n2186488

Tulsi Gabbard Rips Security Clearances From 51 Spies Who Lied, Hits Biden With Some Bad News Too Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard announced Monday that the security clearances of 51 intelligence officers who signed a letter portraying Hunter Biden's laptop as 'Russian disinformation' have been officially revoked. Gabbard, one of several strong, intelligent women with a significant role in President Trump's cabinet, delivered the bad news to some high-profile members of the intelligence community. Names such as former Director of National Intelligence James Clapper, former CIA Directors Mike Hayden, John Brennan, and Leon Panetta, and former National Security Advisor John Bolton signed on to the letter. And by doing so, they eventually signed onto their own security clearance revocation. Gabbard further ripped clearances from former Secretary of State Antony Blinken, New York Attorney General and rabid anti-Trump advocate Letitia James, and Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg. Rounding out the delicious declaration on X is a note from Gabbard that former President Joe Biden is no longer privy to his Daily Brief. [...] https://redstate.com/rusty-weiss/2025/03/10/tulsi-gabbard-rips-security-clearances-from-51-spies-who-lied-hits-biden-some-bad-news-n2186511

This exposé is true and horrible. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Democrats Send Their Best [...] Just a few months ago, the Democrat rallying cry was "joy." But joy has fled. This party is now starkly exposing itself as nothing but bitter people filled with hatred and jealousy. The recent State of the Union Address was like a reverse beauty pageant for the Democrats. They sent their least attractive representatives from every state. These are by far the most aggressively unpleasant people in D.C., and maybe the country. We were treated to a cavalcade of liberals with zero rizz, dysgenic morphology, small and twisted souls, incoherent rantings, and half-witted responses. [...] https://www.peachykeenan.com/p/the-democrats-send-their-best