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Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Went to bed at half-past midnight, unheard of but beyond-exhausted we man man. Internet still down, disgusted Mini-B. wee man and frustrated we man man. Awoke at half-past Many (2x2x2) a.m., feeling lousy despite bedtime HSM we man. Internet was up, finally resolved man. Immediately scanned/e-mailed important poop for Mama T-B.'s long-term care insurance, prioritize we man. Handled home health for Uncle T-B., confused senior he man. Nooser assistant had just been there to supervise his shower, deny presence of anyone he man. Registered Nooser outside his door thereafter, not acknowledge nooser's presence he man. He did see nooser, who confirmed his confusion along with nooser assistant, man. Last thing we need now is to have to get Uncle T-B. into memory care, man. Lunch for us was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Lunch for Mini-B. was toucans Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest wee man. We still felt awful afterward and texted Mama T-B. accordingly, didn't pester us senior she man man. An hourlong siesta was taken, helpful zzz but not nearly enough man. Took "daytime" HSM throughout daytime, must muscle through we man man. At half-past Many (2+1), awoke and did the following (in rain & traffic), see man: -- went to storage outfit #1, investigate we man -- went to hardware store for boxes, save future ones for us they man -- went to liquor store, charm clerkette to get Many boxes we man -- went to storage outfit #2, investigate we man -- went back to storage outfit #1 to rent Many-x-Many cubicle, hope it's adequate we man -- went to 'za place to carry out monster 'roni 'za, anticipated by Mini-B. man Din-din was the monster 'roni 'za, ingest in half-of-half an hour Two Guys man. Brushed needy miu for second time, assuage needy miu we man. E-mailed Mama T-B.'s situation to CPA and to head chica of chief investment co., e-mail we man they man man. Movie night was more Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2) for the truncated week, quota achieved man. Researched moving-companies, couple of possibilities man. Discovered that online booking of storage outfit #1 is $Many00 cheaper than in-store, we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Identified a GS that we can attend consequent to another errand on Friday, identify we man. Must balance time with Mini-B. and boxing books at Mama T-B.'s old crib, bifurcate ourself we man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. takes Mini-B. Friday eve for trip to Ecu starting Saturday, bye wee man man. We shall take much HSM and hope to zzz in, please no calls/texts/thunder man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Si and gracias, mam ma'am, but we can't stand the whining on NextDoor and probably won't ever return except perhaps to sell Mama T-B.'s leftover furniture if we're desperate, si mam ma'am. Si, Y ma'am. In fact, we stopped at an old-fashioned hardware store for some and a liquor store for more, free man.

Wonderful news -- you must feel great!

Thread is moved from the CR-1 Process forum to the Embassy/Consulate forum -- topic involves consular processing.

Hee heeeeeee! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So I Installed That ICEBlock App on My Phone... There's a new app that lets leftists report the location of ICE agents in real-time — but the Right hijacked it. By now, you've probably heard of ICEBlock, a mobile app developed by self-described Antifa and BLM guy Joshua Aaron, for reporting the location of ICE agents in real-time. If you haven't heard of ICE Block, it isn't for any lack of trying on CNN's part. [...] The good news is that while ICEBlock could be more user-friendly, it's no more difficult for law-abiding citizens to use than it is for lefties. [...] https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2025/07/02/so-i-installed-that-ice-block-app-on-my-phone-n4941374

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. Mini-B.'s breakfast/lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. We spent nearly an hour on the phone with Mama T-B.'s long-term care policy issuer, si man. Mama T-B. had taken out 2 policies, one of them Many (2x2x2x2x2 +2+1) years ago, ancient man. Customer-service chica found the "newer" one right away, si man. Customer-service chica bent over backward trying to find the other, consult others she man man. She kept us on the line to listen to her caucuses with the others, interesting and efficient man. This was perhaps the best-ever customer-service experience in our memory, no exaggerate we man. We later got forms to complete, Many pages man. However, we can't submit them because the Internet is down again, what the man.* *We are using Mini-B.'s WiFi hotspot, only workaround man Mini-B. is exceptionally displeased with ongoing outage, interrupted his gaming with amigo man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. to basketball camp, take ex-she man wee man man. We simultaneously left for duties for Mama T-B., simultaneous we man. Mama T-B. in slightly better mood today, wouldn't take much to achieve that man. We have got to decide on furniture and find movers, time's wasting man. We haven't done one thing to de-content Mama T-B.'s desks, bookcases, dressers, or nothin', no man. We need to find a cheap source of Many,000,000 boxes, go out for boxing we man. And we lose one day of activity consequent to the July Many'th (2+2th) holiday, sigh man. Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables & Aldi breaded chicken fingers in honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys man. No party with the rubias, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

WCG does his and uses Dollar General toilet paper as the filters, awe-inspiring WCG man. You're lucky that we slummed in Walmart at all, so there man. Whoopee, si and glee man! Out-missing on one of the major food groups, sigh man... See above, see and si and man.

Thanks for your update and intriguing report. You seem to have been quite fortunate in dealing with potential bureaucracy. Commendations and congratulations!

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UK Police Release Updated Chart Showing Who You're Allowed To Be Racist Against LONDON — In a move intended to help citizens direct their hatred toward the appropriate parties, UK police released an updated chart showing who you're currently allowed to be racist against. With residents unsure about which people groups they are allowed to hate, authorities said the updated chart should provide a useful road map to make sure everyone discriminates against the designated parties. "Here we are with your government-endorsed Hate Chart," said Constable Wellington Chestershire. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-police-release-updated-chart-showing-who-youre-allowed-to-be-racist-against

Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12 U.S. — Population numbers have shifted drastically in light of new changes to the census program, which remove illegal immigrants from official population numbers. As a result, California, once the most populous state in the country, now has a total population of just 12 people. "Woah. Where'd everyone go?" said one of the 12 remaining Californians. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/illegal-immigrants-removed-from-census-leaving-california-with-population-of-12

This is readable, educational, and like watching a car wreck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We Still Have An Imperial Judiciary, Yet Trump Continues To Exercise Extreme Restraint "'[E]veryone, from the President on down, is bound by law.' That goes for judges too," the Supreme Court declared last week in holding several lower court judges erred in entering nationwide injunctions in the lawsuits challenging Donald Trump's birthright citizenship executive order. The Supreme Court's Friday decision in Trump v. CASA, Inc. represents the high court's most recent check on what it branded an "imperial judiciary." Yet, there appears no end in sight to the lower courts' entry of lawless injunctions against the Trump Administration. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/06/30/we-still-have-an-imperial-judiciary-yet-trump-continues-to-exercise-extreme-restraint/

It is already time (and necessary) for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== ASSIGNING BLAME A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship, completely drunk, after a big evening ashore. As they climbed the gangway, the captain threw up all over himself. Pointing to an apprentice seaman above him, he shouted, "Give that man five days in the brig for vomiting!" The next morning, the captain was checking the log, and he saw that the young seaman had been sentenced to ten days instead of five. He asked the chief mate why. "Well, sir, when we got you undressed, we found that he had also pooped in your pants."

Thrilling (?) Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man: Arose uncomfortably early for oil-change in the T-B.-mobile, crisis stage man. Tried place offering a $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 +2+1) discount for first-time customers, financially savvy we man. Wonderful people & shop, undoubtedly man. Price after discount was $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 +1) -- si man, $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2 +1), man. We usually get ours at the place where we bring our own oil/filter for $Many ($2x2x2x2 -1) labor, man. The good news is that this new place does transmission flushes, next routine maintenance item man. Afterward, we Walmarted for a belt with enough holes to keep our pants up sufficiently, finally man. We were exhausted after this (at Many [2x2x2 +2] a.m.) but could not siesta, see below man. Breakfast was Many (2+2) hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. We left PB&J sandwiches for Mini-B.'s lunch, eventually ingest wee man. Took Uncle T-B. for a crucial doctor visit, recertify Casa Health episodes man. Different doctor was excellent, refugee from hospital service she man. She even managed to order Uncle T-B. a Rollator that he should get this week, amazing man. Internet was down all day again, we man and bored wee man man. Spent another near-hour arguing with idiot phone personnel about why and when, man. Tried to siesta, exhausted we man. Of course, we were awakened precisely halfway through by Rollator vendor, at least a valid sacrifice man. Internet finally returned, relief we man and glee wee man man. Mini-B. immediately began gaming with amigo, game wee men man. We groceried for Uncle T-B., manageable amount of stuff this time man. Delivered a ready Rx at same time, serendipity man. We then went to complex's mailroom to look for discarded fast-food coupons, financially savvy we man. Only ones were for Jack In The Box, useless man. Din-din was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought WUOC + gift cards, financially savvy we man Phoned Mama T-B., morose senior she man. TV went out again, defective cable box man. Maintenance dude could never get through to customer "service" for necessary code input, sigh and man. Mama T-B.'s bath assistant also never showed, no and man. Hospital bed incompatible with "halo" pull-up apparatus, man. Mama T-B. reduced to staring at blank wall and praying to die, sigh man. Today (today), she's punting furniture choices to us, we will certainly guess wrong man. She reamed us several new ones for "wasting time" on Uncle T-B. instead of her, sigh man. Movie night was more Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. On Wednesday, must make phone calls & visit storage places, busy we man. We should also begin labeling Mama T-B.'s stuff per where it should be moved, gargantuan task man. Even more gargantuan will be boxing/packing stuff with no help, must find Many,000,000 boxes we man. It is hard to pick which first bites of this mammoth to eat one at a time, sigh man. No party with the rubias tonight or for many moons, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Are they then "impatients,", huh man? One of our favorite bumper-stickers, see man: "So Many Pedestrians... So Little Time, Si Man...", si man. And a great Many'th to all who remember their P-Math, si man!

Wonder how many were let in by Bidementia et al.

Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Roadside Dead

Ford Debuts World's First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs DEARBORN, MI — The Ford Motor Company made history once again with its recent debut of the world's first autonomous car to leave the factory and drive straight to the shop for repairs. According to upper-level Ford executives, the fully self-driving car is the first of its kind to be able to make a direct bee-line from the assembly line to the nearest mechanic shop. "This is really exciting, groundbreaking stuff," said Jameson Lloyd, who directs Ford's autonomous vehicles program. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ford-debuts-worlds-first-autonomous-car-to-leave-factory-and-drive-straight-to-shop-for-repairs

Mexican Restaurant's Authenticity Questioned After Experiencing Zero ICE Raids ATLANTA, GA — Locals have begun questioning the authenticity of purported Mexican restaurant "El Bandido" as ICE has yet to raid the restaurant a single time. With nearby restaurants being hit by ICE on a near-daily basis, concerns about El Bandido's genuineness have risen as no waiter, cook, or busboy has been taken into custody. "It's a bad look," said former patron Dan Billings. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-authenticity-questioned-after-zero-ice-raids

District Court Issues Nationwide Injunction Against Supreme Court Ruling U.S. — In the wake of the United States Supreme Court ruling that will effectively prevent district courts from issuing nationwide injunctions, a district court issued a nationwide injunction against the Supreme Court ruling. In a stinging rebuke, Federal Judge James Boasberg handed down a nationwide decision against the Supreme Court, which struck down the Supreme Court's ruling that he and other lower court judges had no authority to hand down nationwide decisions. "This nationwide injunction holds that the Supreme Court's ruling against our nationwide injunctions is unconstitutional," Boasberg said in his ruling. "The [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/district-court-issues-nationwide-injunction-on-supreme-court-ruling

Ontarklar take note, see D ma'am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife Offers Husband Compromise: If He Lets Her Get Chickens, She'll Let Him Do All The Work SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local woman Rachel Gentry told her husband she'd compromise on her proposal to get a coop full of chickens by letting him do all the work if he let her get the backyard poultry. "Tell you what," Rachel told her husband, Greg. "If you let me get that chicken coop I've been wanting, I'll let you help out with the cleaning, the feeding, the rodent abatement. It's a great deal for you!" Greg spent the better part of Wednesday afternoon trying to figure out if she was kidding or serious [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-offers-husband-compromise-if-he-lets-her-get-chickens-shell-let-him-do-all-the-work

I like #6. ~~~~~~~~~~ Trump Bombed Iran. Here's How 12 Media Outlets Covered The Story Welp, it looks like Trump bombed Iran. The Babylon Bee has assembled headlines from various media outlets here in one place so you can pick a little bit of the truth out of each to learn the whole story. Here's how different media outlets are covering the historic news: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-just-bombed-iran-heres-how-12-media-outlets-covered-the-story

Someone's feeling militaristic, it's clear... We superior primates would simply purchase poo to fling, or laxatives for self-production.

If any don't, they should. Diminishing knowledge of using apostrophes probably led to their being dropped altogether.