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Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: No overnight zzz again, desperately pained we man. Renovation crew showed up, replace all windows man. Correct siding was delivered by supplier, finally man. We can't remember a more industrious crew than this one, no man. They got straight to work and replaced all Manyzen targeted windows, all-day job man. New windows certainly better than the originals-to-the-casa, improvement man. They even stripped the siding from one wall, Tyvek sheeting there now man. Miu was absolutely terrified by the noise and commotion, terrified miu man. Miu hid under our bed until upstairs windows were done, occasional distress-mius uttered man. Then, we had to coax miu to her litterbox, trepidatious miu man. It wasn't until the crew left that miu ventured down for miu-food, trepidatious miu man. We had to brush her before she concluded that all was probably well, PTSD'd miu man. We left briefly for lunch, no choice because kitchen was covered in plastic man. Lunch was at Jack in the Box*, ingest we man. *WUOC, F$WM Crew did rather thorough indoor cleanup, protective plastic vacuuming clean-glassing man. We did have to wipe down all doorknobs and the stair banisters, really grimy man. They did as much outside cleanup as they could, too, Clean for Gene they man. Din-din was toucans of Chunky chicken noodle soup**, ingest we man. **just bought on sale at Dollar General, F$WM We got no siesta until after dark, deafening all-day racket man. Siesta lasted probably only Many minutes, pain man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have a doctor caucus Wednesday at o'dark-Many, get shot up with meat-tenderizer we man. We must take Mini-B. to skool by 1 p.m. for his make-up Inglish final. chauffeur we man wee man man. We must retrieve Mini-B. from skool after that, re-chauffeur we man wee man man. Then we must get on Mama T-B.'s Many,000,000 projects, aysheep senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

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Superb!

Welcome to the forum! Your post is moved to the Canada regional forum for country-specific advice. Folks should be along to help. Good luck!

This doesn't sound or look promising. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Venezuela: The hour of the thug Foul people in power can only lead to foul results. In the wake of the flawless U.S. military-law enforcement operation to extract Venezuelan dictator Nicolas Maduro and fly him to New York to face narcoterror charges, the Chavistas who remain are turning the scene into an orgy of violence and thuggery. Delcy Rodriguez, who was the vice president until today, was sworn in as president, presumably creating the 'transition' promised by President Trump. Her brother controls the legislature. And Delcy is said to have collaborated with the CIA to ensure Maduro's removal. Her first move was to send her goons into the streets to arrest Venezuelan dissidents, declaring an all-out war on those who supported the U.S. operation against Maduro. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/01/venezuela_the_hour_of_the_thug.html

No Kings, also, when you have a full house of queens over fives

Thread is shifted from the CR-1 Case Progress subforum to the CR-1 Process forum.

Thoughtful Husband Purposely Does Numerous Things Wrong Because He Knows How Much His Wife Loves Nagging TWIN FALLS, ID — A thoughtful husband is being recognized for purposely doing numerous things wrong because he knows how much his wife loves nagging. Mark Garcia is always thinking of his wife, Melissa, and trying to come up with ways to bless her and make her day better. After one full year of trying to serve his wife's every desire, he slowly realized that what she really wants is to nag her husband to death. "At first, I tried to do acts of service with excellence," said Mark. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/thoughtful-husband-purposely-does-numerous-things-wrong-because-he-knows-how-much-his-wife-loves-nagging

Liberals Quickly Change 'No Kings' Signs To Read 'Yes Kings' In Support Of Maduro U.S. — Liberal protesters have taken to the streets to protest the U.S. government's arrest of Nicolás Maduro by quickly switching their "NO KINGS" signs to instead read "YES KINGS." "Yes kings! We love kings now!" cried thousands of passionate paid protestors across the country. "Every Latin American nation has the inalienable right to a brutal king who rules them with an iron fist! Yes, kings! Yes, kings! Yes, kings!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-quickly-change-no-kings-signs-to-read-yes-kings-to-protest-maduro-arrest

British Ask If Trump Can Please Do That Same Thing With Keir Starmer [...] According to numerous on-the-street interviews, Brits across the United Kingdom have all come together in the last 36 hours to ask if there's any possible way that Trump could just once more do that thing where he sends in Delta Force commandos to arrest a tyrant. "What I wouldn't give to see Trump post a pic of that blighter Starmer safely held aboard the USS Iwo Jima," sighed Edward Smith, a local British man. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/british-ask-if-trump-can-do-that-same-thing-with-keir-starmer

The poster addressed just above hasn't logged on to VJ for >3 years and isn't following the thread, so a reply is highly unlikely. Old thread is now closed to further comment.

Ah. What were the reasons given for denial? Under which specific provisions of the immigration code were you denied? Attach any verbatim correspondence that you can show us, blacking out all identifying information.

Three outcomes for Maduro: 1. Rot in a U.S. prison (good). 2. Face justice in Venezuela (better). 3. Be appointed head of the Democrat National Committee (perfect casting!).

The icing on the cake would be if Pres. Trump distributes to the involved military personnel the $25 million reward for capturing Maduro.

I find these observations quite interesting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ten Reasons To Cheer the Arrest of Maduro The weekend arrest of Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro marks a rare moment when American power was used decisively, strategically, and unapologetically in defense of U.S. interests and human freedom – and there are at least 10 reasons to cheer it. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2026/01/05/ten_reasons_to_cheer_the_arrest_of_maduro_153677.html

Here's a partial apology, but read about the flaws. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Is Legacy Media Finally Ready to Admit Its Honesty Problem? Does legacy television news have a future? For a variety of reasons, it seems unlikely. Most of those reasons boil down to this: Americans just don't trust the establishment media. But if veteran newsman Tony Dokoupil's recent monologue on this subject is any indication, the industry still isn't prepared to acknowledge that it has sacrificed public trust for the sake of advancing liberal partisan narratives. Let's give him one-and-a-half cheers, however. Dokoupil is at least willing to say out loud that very few people trust his network, CBS News, or the rest of the legacy media. Dokoupil is set to start as a new anchor for CBS on Monday. In his admission of guilt, Dokoupil confessed [...] https://amac.us/newsline/politics/is-legacy-media-finally-ready-to-admit-its-honesty-problem/

He NEEDS to. Also that lardbucket in Illinois.

True. Too much glass?! I'm shattered, verily, just shattered!

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: After awful zzz, rousted our carcass to be on time for siding/windows crew, self-roust we man. We first noticed that a pallet of siding had been dumped on the wrong half of our driveway, uh-oh man. Our sales rep promptly called the co. to send driver back, responsive he man. The crew duly appeared, half a Manyzen Mexicans (but from different states) man. The foreman determined that the materials were not HardiPlank, see and no man. Furthermore, truck with our windows had broken down, unavailable till afternoon man. Foreman caucused with rep, caucus they man. They determined that they should start Tuesday, get all ducks in a row man. This was fine with us, not their fault man. Rep soon showed up, apologetic he man. He explained that this siding co. had been lobbying for his business for a full year, finally gave in man. We said that this wasn't his fault and we weren't off-urinated, no and no man. We agreed that he should insist on a handsome supplier discount to satisfy infuriated customer, $i man. He will presumably do this, financially $avvy he man and F$WM man. Breakfast/lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. We then retired for siesta #1, zzz pretty well we man. Visited Mama T-B. for nearly 2 hours, forlorn weak helpless senior she man man. We self-efforted not to make her yell, successful we man. We then retrieved an Rx for Uncle T-B. and visited him, senior he man man. Expectant miu then mobbed us upon our exhausted casa-ward return, Feed/Treat/Brush Us Daddy miu man. Din-din was a smorgasbord of random leftover lunch items from Mama T-B. & Uncle T-B., ingest all we man. These included half a tuna sandwich, a chicken tender, a BBQ burger, 2 chicken patties, some fried rice, and 1/Many'th (or less) of a hot dog, ingest we man. Waste not, want not, conclude financially $avvy we man man. Siesta #2 was then taken, kick displeased miu off our bed before zzz we man. We are trying to research how to renew a Texas State ID for an incapacitated casa-bound individual, si man. Unbelievably, there's seemingly no advertised or straightforward way to do this, no man. No one has recently asked us about Estranged Aunt T-B.'s estate, ain't going near that thing we man man. We already received a delinquent bill for $Many,000 from her noosering-casa, send it back we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Siding/windows (presumably) and more Mama T-B. stuff, oh joy but necessary man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Interesting. Double-check the legality and its ramifications at the same time, perhaps. And (honest question) how would they know whether she's renounced or not? Again, U.S. Citizen Services at the Embassy in India might be of help, if the consulate can't/doesn't. Do report back.

Do what I've been recommending for years -- turn their sand into glass, then go in and Take Our Oil.

Unless there's an, uh, ironclad guarantee of beach volleyball, .

Wonderful! And thank you for returning with the happy update.

If the issue is technically moot, is there some reason to see it through regardless? My only suggestion is to contact for advice either a consulate of India here in the U.S., or the U.S. embassy in India (U.S. Citizen Services). If you try, let us know the outcome.

That Ayatollah needs to have his worthless carcass dragged through the streets. All of his co-conspirators, too.