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The Democrats' Plan To Steal The Presidency For Good While Americans brace for another contentious presidential election, the Democrats have a better idea: Subvert the Constitution in the name of "democracy." Once again, the party of the left shows why it's losing Americans' trust. Quietly but steadily, the Democratic Party has been advancing its latest bold idea to create a uni-party state: A "National Popular Vote Interstate Compact." [...] https://issuesinsights.com/2024/04/26/the-democrats-plan-to-steal-the-presidency-for-good/

Thrilling non-ES/GS Friday report, see man: We weren't in a great mood and dallied at the casa till after noon, blah man. Lunch was the rest of the Costco chicken salad, ingest we man. The road back from ES-ing led past an Aldi, grocery for Two Guys week we man. We debated mow-lawning upon return, debate we man. We decided to siesta first, excellent choice and zzz we man. We felt somewhat better afterward, si to zzz man. Mowed entire lawn, industrious we man. Naturally, the brisk Many-mph all-day wind died altogether during the job, man. Job took Many (2+1) sweatbands, 2 job 1 recovery man. Got several non-mosquito bug bites, ingest us bugs man. Yard looks like fairway at Augusta National, modestly admit we man. Din-din was one Aldi "milk chocolate with almonds" bar and later onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. Starting to mope again, probably need a chica we man. Certainly must begin to replace all the rubias, getting bored with all Many (2+2+2) of them man. We half-heartedly itineraried Saturday GSs/ESs and decided "Scroo it," may feel differently tomorrow man.

Where is Pencil-Neck going to find replacement shirts with a 12" collar?

Standards need to be developed in a hurry in regard to AI-related offenses. If current criminal codes aren't sufficient or up-to-date, state legislatures and the courts should act promptly.

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Friday ES/GS report, see man: The GS was phantom, man. The first, Many'rd, and Many'th ESs yielded the take, see man: -- book, cereal bowl = $2 + half a buck, deal man -- Many (2+2+1) thick warshcloths = $Many ($2+2), OK man -- half-jug Arm & Hammer laundry soap = $2, steal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2] + half a buck)

8 Changes Biden Made To Title IX President Joe Biden made significant changes to Title IX last week, expanding the definition of the word "woman" to an emoji of someone shrugging followed by a pride flag. There were other changes, however, that flew under the radar. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/8-changes-biden-made-to-title-ix

'Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!' Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation U.S. — According to sources, college students have illegally occupied public spaces across the country to protest what they believe is Israel's illegal occupation of Palestine. "We must end this illegal occupation now!" said one freshman student while illegally occupying the college green and refusing to leave under any circumstances whatsoever. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-must-end-its-illegal-occupation-cry-people-staging-illegal-occupation

~~~~~~~~~ Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada [...] "Our cold hearts have been warmed by the unquestioning loyalty of American college students," said Hamas spokesman Muhammed Muhammed Al-Muhammed Muhammed to reporters. "As a token of our gratitude, we will shoot you and blow you up instead of cutting your heads off while raping you when we globalize our glorious intifada and cleanse the world of all infidels, Americans, and Jews." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-thanks-columbia-supporters-by-promising-them-a-quick-death-during-global-intifada

Sad: College Student So Caught Up Harassing Jews He Forgot About Term Paper On Inclusion BOSTON, MA — A frantic Harvard student realized this week he'd been so busy harassing Jewish students on campus that he'd forgotten to write his final term paper on the importance of inclusion. "Oh, man! I was so busy painting ‘Death to Jews' on the doors to the Ethics and Inclusion department that I totally forgot to write my big term paper on how essential inclusion and tolerance are to our society!" Harvard student Todd Davies told reporters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-college-student-so-caught-up-harassing-jews-he-forgot-about-term-paper-on-inclusion

Pro-Hamas Protest Leader Suggests Murdering Jews While Negotiating With Columbia Officials [...] Kymani James can be seen ranting about how "Zionists," which are Jews, do not deserve to live and should be exterminated like "nazis." A fair warning. This guy's words are extremely violent and disturbing. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/04/25/watch-pro-hamas-protest-leader-threatens-to-murder-jews-while-negotiating-with-columbia-administrators-n2173333

Jonathan Turley rather icily nails it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Alvin Bragg has his Trump trial, all he needs now is a crime [...] The prosecution must show Trump falsified business records in "furtherance of another crime." After months of confusion on just what crime underpinned the indictment, the prosecution offered a new theory so ambiguous and undefined, it would have made Stewart blush. Prosecutor Joshua Steinglass told the jury that in listing payments to Stormy Daniels as a "legal expense," Trump violated this New York law: "Any two or more persons who conspire to promote or prevent the election of any person to a public office by unlawful means and which conspiracy is acted upon by one or more of the parties thereto, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor." So Trump committed a crime by conspiring to unlawfully promote his own candidacy, by paying to quash a potentially embarrassing story and then reimbursing his lawyer Michael Cohen with other legal expenses. [...] https://nypost.com/2024/04/24/opinion/alvin-bragg-has-his-trump-trial-all-he-needs-now-is-a-crime/

Wonder how many of the thieves were Bidementia's "newcomers"? The anchorman at the start of the video left Houston for L.A. -- recognized him right away.

Here's a helpful thread: https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/589917-how-to-prepare-for-the-usa-before-the-move-and-afterwards/ In addition, become an "A" student of the entire immigration process. Begin planning your life as of each stage: before AOS (unable to work, unable to return to U.S. if travel internationally), after receipt of Advance Parole and work permit but before receiving green card, etc. Your knowledge and advance awareness will enable you to hit the ground running.

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Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Took Mama T-B. to dentist, chauffeur we man senior she man man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Had we had half an hour more time, we'd have mowed the lawn, in need thereof man. However, it was Two Guys eve and we needed a siesta before de-skooling Mini-B., zzz we man. Din-din was from BK*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man We then briefly footballed outside, enthusiastic wee man man. We then watched Contraband Police, quite a wild episode man. No popcorn was consumed, stuffed from din-din Two Guys man. We then returned Mini-B., end of Two Guys eve man. Needy miu demanded brushing Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- times, needy miu man. We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and a GS for Friday, all highly local man. Party with the rubias continues, cavort we man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Way I heard it was a man pushing wheelbarrows off a construction site. ==> Everyone is reminded that upvotes/laughs can be applied to Official VAWA-Thread Jokes, too.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden [...] The Babylon Bee is here to provide the following glimpse at what it would have been like if other presidents spoke like Joe Biden: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-quotes-if-other-presidents-talked-like-joe-biden

L.A. Mayor's Podium Stolen During News Conference Touting Drop In Crime‬ LOS ANGELES, CA — In what some commentators are calling a political bug-a-boo, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass's podium was stolen right out from under her during a press conference in which she was touting drops in the city's crime rates. "We have made significant progress in the city on homelessness and crime is — hey, where are you going with that!?" exclaimed Mayor Bass suddenly as her podium was whisked away by a member of the city's unhoused population. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/la-mayors-podium-stolen-during-news-conference-touting-drop-in-crime

10 Famous Liberals Explain Why They Oppose Free Speech While free speech boasts supporters such as Elon Musk and the Constitution, there are many Americans today who strongly disagree! The Babylon Bee asked ten famous liberals why they oppose free speech, and here is what they said:' • President Joe Biden: "If people had free speech, they could... you know, the thing. Pause. Well, anyway." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-liberals-explain-why-they-oppose-free-speech

Read the last paragraph of this piece, which is brilliantly constructed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Columbia Switches To Online Classes So Jewish Students Can Participate From The Attics Where They Are Hiding NEW YORK, NY — In the wake of ongoing anti-Israel protests that have engulfed the school's campus, Columbia University announced it has switched to online classes so Jewish students can participate from the attics where they are hiding. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-switches-to-online-classes-so-jewish-students-can-participate-from-the-attics-where-they-are-hiding