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SAT Grand Master

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52 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

But is that 10 life applied you the ones you have going off? I know some only last 5 or 7 yrs. 

 

Took the Ferrets to the vets this morning. All 3 are healthy. 

 

The Hillbilly and Hillbilly father inlaw and Boy numbers 3 are gone to Lonoke to fetch the inlaws car. It broke, the Transmision Shift Cable is not working. Boy #3 is going to check if it's one problem that is an easy fix and he  can fix it on the spot. 

 

1- Yes, I pulled it up on the manufacturers page. Duh!

 

2- I'll bet the Hillbilly's folks wish they had bought a car with a spare tire now.....

 

 

23 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Wow... now tell us how you really feel, sigh man...

 

 

I did. 

 

I hate fooks. 

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23 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Boy fixed the car. .67 cent part saved the inlaws 500 bucks. 

 

Had the manufacturer used a $1.50 part, instead of a 67 cents part from china, the part would not have failed. 

 

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Now, back to my logistical nightmare for today....

 

3PM, gotta be in NJ for the kid's bestie's birthday luau.

Which means that I'm going to reek of smoke and roast pig grease....

Which means that I can't even bring a change of clothes to the luau to change for the wedding reception at 7, which is in Brooklyn....

which means, I've gotta come home to shower. 

Unless of course, I ask the host in NJ if my  whole family can shower in their house during the birthday party lol.

Which, I'm not going to do....

so....

<sigh> 

Gotta get to NJ on time. 

Stay until just about when the delicious pig is about done, then leave....

Takes an hour to get home.....

Get back to the house by 6...30....ish....

Shower, scrub the kids, change, go to wedding by....hopefully....8? 

Worst part of all....

Miss the pig at the luau, and miss the main courses at the wedding.....

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13 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

How about starting with lunch :P 

 

1- how dare you interrupt my train of thought! 

 

2- I had a big fat ham steak for breakfast. 3 eggs with 1 yolk. Corn bread (Pronounced "Cone-bread" where you are) . 

 

 

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Oh, yeah....

It's UNGA week (UN General Assembly) 

Which for me, means 4 weeks of going to CCP parties.

To watch these repressed commie savages indulge in anything that cost lots of money. 

They make me sick, really....

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4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Took the Ferrets to the vets this morning. All 3 are healthy.

You have ferrets, too? I assume you don't mix the chickens and the ferrets together.

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3 hours ago, SAT said:

I hate fooks.

We continue to wonder how & why an entire province's population is like that, wonder we man.

Or, is it that only their, uh, most illustrious denizens come here, huh man?

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3 hours ago, SAT said:

Had the manufacturer used a $1.Many part, instead of a Many-cents part

We would have found a way for the manufacturer to pay us to use his part, shrewd business typhoon we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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3 hours ago, SAT said:

back to my logistical nightmare for today

Duh and :bonk: , man.

You be in NJ at Many p.m., first thing man.

Ingest the pig at Many p.m., next thing man.

Be home to clean up at Many p.m., Many'rd thing man.

Get to reception at Many p.m., Many'th thing man.

Partake of main courses at Many p.m., final thing man.

With use of P-math, you have plenty of time for everything, duh and :bonk: man!

3 hours ago, SAT said:

Miss the pig at the luau

At least no one can charge you with cannibalism, bright spot man.

46 minutes ago, Russ&Caro said:

You have ferrets, too?

They're weasels, pay closer attention man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Saturday ES report, see man:

Big fat zero, some days are like that man.  But our string stays intact, safari we man.

 

At least we passed by an Arby's, lunch with use of coupon man.

And at least we passed by an Aldi Foods, thus saving ourself a dedicated trip, dedicated we man.

And it didn't rain the entire time we were out, no man.

 

However, it rained like an illegitimate male child when we went back out to retrieve our tailoring, How Dry We Aren't man.

 

Mini-B. & Mrs. T-B. are at his little girlfriend's* birthday party, quiet casa man.

We shall now nap, perhaps with cat, zzz we possibly with miu man.

 

*not a rubita, must re-educate wee man we man

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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5 hours ago, SAT said:

 

Had the manufacturer used a $1.50 part, instead of a 67 cents part from china, the part would not have failed. 

 

He had to replace the a bushing. Bought the part at homedepot so not to buy junk. 

5 hours ago, SAT said:

 

 

Now, back to my logistical nightmare for today....

 

3PM, gotta be in NJ for the kid's bestie's birthday luau.

Which means that I'm going to reek of smoke and roast pig grease....

Which means that I can't even bring a change of clothes to the luau to change for the wedding reception at 7, which is in Brooklyn....

which means, I've gotta come home to shower. 

Unless of course, I ask the host in NJ if my  whole family can shower in their house during the birthday party lol.

Which, I'm not going to do....

so....

<sigh> 

Gotta get to NJ on time. 

Stay until just about when the delicious pig is about done, then leave....

Takes an hour to get home.....

Get back to the house by 6...30....ish....

Shower, scrub the kids, change, go to wedding by....hopefully....8? 

Worst part of all....

Miss the pig at the luau, and miss the main courses at the wedding.....

Oh man in this situation I would have rented a room just to save time.

 

2 hours ago, Russ&Caro said:

You have ferrets, too? I assume you don't mix the chickens and the ferrets together.

Yes we got 3 ferrets. They will stay far away from my chickens

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1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

1.  we got Many ferrets

2.  They will stay far away from my chickens

1.  Number of pet weasels precised, see D ma'am.

2.  Until they rip into them and eat them all up, ingest they D ma'am.

 

Speaking of ingestation, Mrs. T-B. again doesn't want to cook, Full Americana now she man.

Therefore, we will go to Langosta Roja (Red Lobster), if we can find the coupon man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Saturday nap report, see about zzz we man:

Napped without cat until very end when cat came in, tardy miu man.

Cat wanted to ensure that we knew about imminent din-din time, predictable miu man.

She got the usual disgusting glop (chicken-flavored), devour it miu man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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and what, may I ask, are you doing up at 0002 hours, RMOT?  (Rocky Mountain Oyster Time) 

Couldn't sleep thinking about work strangely. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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