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Daniela, Mrs.-T-B.-to-be had her clinic in Ecu construct her record in a one-page document on clinic letterhead. Shown were the vaccines given, the exact or approximate dates (from clinic files or her best recollection), and the clinic's stamp with someone's signature from there. She had two originals of this made, in case one copy got lost. When she arrived in the U.S., we carried this record to our county health clinic. She needed and got two additional shots (tetanus and something else), and the clerk hand-wrote these on the bottom of the Ecu document with her own stamp and signature. The shots cost something like $20 total, by the way. Accordingly, I suggest that you visit your usual clinic or one where they know you at least slightly, tell them what you want, and use a combination of clinic records and your best memory to achieve the above. Bring a parent or family member to verify what you received when you were very young. Let us know how this works for you. Your English is outstanding, by the way.

The BB nails it! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ American Hostages In Gaza Disguise Themselves As MS-13 Gang Members So Democrats Will Fight To Bring Them Home GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven't seen in over a year and a half, American hostages being held by Hamas reportedly disguised themselves as MS-13 gang members so Democrats would fight to bring them home to the U.S. After being held captive since late 2023 with little sign of their elected officials being motivated to bring them home, sources said the Americans still in the custody of Hamas had devised a clever plan to cover themselves in MS-13 tattoos so congressional Democrats would advocate for them. "Maybe this will make us less invisible," one American hostage said [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/american-hostages-in-gaza-disguise-themselves-as-ms-13-gang-members-so-democrats-will-fight-to-bring-them-home

These threads have typically had titles of general appeal -- something to attract new contributors -- rather than something that was an inside joke applying to one member in particular, see man. Nothing will be decided until ideas are submitted, discussed, and voted or agreed on, no man. It's very early, si man. A new idea along the lines of initial suggestions is: "Going Ape With Rants," see man.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Got mauled by Fizzicle Therapist, relief man. Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Newly arrived chica on website was a dud, flush her we man. De-skooled Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys man. Din-din was from BK*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man Played outside basketball, play Two Guys man. Movie night was Underclassman: Teen Cop, excellent and watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tally will be applied to next week, great start man. No party with the rubias tonight, must arise at o'dark-Many we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Post them here, si D ma'am. If a plurality wants some sensible, enduring title that you suggest, go ape with it, si and hee hee hee man.

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the US Citizenship main forum. This is indeed the easiest phase of the process. Read the Guides, read other threads in this forum, avoid overthinking, and post unanswered questions here in your thread. Your ability to read instructions thoroughly, interpret questions & requirements literally, and answer & respond completely & honestly will get you through this final phase.

A tag-on to what Bill observes just above. This clown violated protocol, so duh that he'd be rejected. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You Can't Make This Up: El Salvador Rejects Maryland Senator's Visit I'm beginning to think Maryland Sen. Chris Van Hollen isn't playing with a full deck, and if I were one of his constituents, I'd be thinking long and hard about re-electing him. First, there are just under 6.3 million people living in Maryland, but this guy is so focused on just one that he doesn't really seem to be doing what the state's voters elected him to do. Second, the one person he's focused on is not only affiliated with a foreign terrorist organization, but he's also not even a U.S. citizen and has a history of violence. Third, Van Hollen wasted a whole lot of taxpayer money today when he boarded a plane to El Salvador to go attempt to meet with and free this man — who, again, is a Salvadoran citizen — and smuggle him back into the United States. Fourth, [...] https://pjmedia.com/sarah-anderson/2025/04/16/you-cant-make-this-up-el-salvador-rejects-maryland-senators-visit-n4938972

Sanity Returns To The Appliance Aisle Acting to please a constituency that prefers scarcity over abundance, Joe Biden ordered up a list of federal rules that restricted consumer choice. Given the exhaustive White House agenda that began when Donald Trump took office on Jan. 20, it would have been unsurprising had he waited to unwind the Biden regulatory knot. But to his credit, Trump has been moving on that, too. Ignoring the left's constant "we're running out of everything" screeching, Trump restored "shower freedom" earlier this month with an executive order "to end the Obama-Biden war on water pressure." The new rule rescinds "the overly complicated federal rule that redefined 'showerhead' under Obama and Biden," says the administration. [...] https://issuesinsights.com/2025/04/16/sanity-returns-to-the-appliance-aisle/

I dimly remember that it predated the referenced administration, I think by quite a few years.

OK, all you ultra-imaginative sorts, si man: See new poll to pick next Rant Thread title, see man:

See above and vote. Poll will probably remain open until almost time to close the existing Rant Thread. If you come up with ideas of your own, post them in the existing Rant Thread. Edited to add: Nothing is decided until all submissions are submitted and discussed later. Apparently, polls can't be edited, so another is: "Going Ape With Rants"

Or thread title! https://en.bcdn.biz/Images/2022/6/26/e35f4366-303f-42c2-b75c-785b552e78fd.jpg

Hmm. Where did you learn your findings? Yes, please report your experience. Is it any wonder? Sigh...

Similar-themed threads have been merged.

Wednesday means time for our hilarious Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== SIX GOOD ONES Sergeant: Smith! Private: Yes, sir! Sergeant: I didn't see you at camouflage practice today! Private: Thank you, sir! When I was a boy, my mom would send me to the store with a dollar. I'd come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, a box of tea, and 6 eggs. You can't do that now. Too many security cameras. A police officer came to my house and asked where I was between five and six. He seemed irritated when I answered, "Kindergarten." Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect. Sorry, but your password must contain at least 8 characters, upper- and lower-case letters, a symbol or number, a hieroglyph, a haiku, a musical note, the feather of a hawk, and a drop of unicorn blood. I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car.

Almost too close to the truth to be true satire... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders of the university are sounding the alarm that the loss of funding will severely cripple their ability to find a final solution to the Jewish Problem. The Jewish Problem, according to Harvard, is that there are many Jews on campus and these Jews believe they have a right to attend classes without being harmed, even though they are Jews. Trump had frozen federal funding in part over a disagreement with the university's tolerance for violent antisemitism on campus, which Harvard says may actually be part of the solution they've been trying to find. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-warns-loss-of-federal-funding-will-cripple-their-ability-to-find-solution-for-the-jewish-problem

Another One Bites the Dust: Hamas Commander Taken Out by Israel Defense Forces It has to be getting downright difficult for Hamas bigwigs to find a decent life insurance policy these days, what with the Israel Defense Forces drawing the net tighter with each passing day. On Tuesday, the IDF announced that another Hamas commander had been eliminated. The goblin in question, one Muhammad al-'Ajlah, was commanding a combat support battalion in Hamas's Shejaiya battalion when the IDF changed his pronouns to "was" and "were." [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/04/15/another-one-bites-the-dust-hamas-commander-taken-out-by-israel-defense-forces-n2187894

Huge Plot Twist: Anti-Trump AG and Resistance Hero Letitia James Facing Federal Criminal Charges New York Attorney General Letitia James, who rose to power promising to imprison now-President Donald Trump, is facing criminal charges surrounding alleged mortgage fraud. Fox News broke the story on Tuesday evening during Laura Ingraham's show. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2025/04/15/new-anti-trump-ag-letitia-james-referred-for-criminal-charges-n2187908

Kabebi, welcome to the forum! You've contributed to an old thread, and a reply is unlikely. VJ Moderation will lock this thread; you feel free to start a new thread with your question. Good luck with your process.

Old thread is now closed to further comment. A recent post has been split into its own topic in this same forum.

Steven, welcome to the forum! Your query above has been split from an old thread (now closed) in this forum. Folks will be along to answer. Good luck to you.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: With difficulty, untangled Uncle T-B.'s computer cords and got all components to Geek Squad, geek man. They probably can't transfer passwords, man. They will supervise as I sit there for that, and making shortcuts, etc., trauma for us man. Thing MIGHT be ready Thursday but probably Friday, impinge on GS-/ES-ing man. After Geek Squad, went to usual auto shop for annual T-B.-mobile state inspection, inspect they man. Owner Bob was jawboning with a rather attractive chica, hmmm man. We took over the jawboning as Bob inspected T-B.-mobile, opportunistic we man. Chica is a contract Deputy Constable-ette, imagine that man! We complimented her on her arresting personality, hee hee man. She's in process of divorce from an awful-sounding dude, ufff man. She does not sound shrinkologically damaged, careful to perceive we man. We offered our name/number to be her friend or whatever she feels comfortable with, accept she man. We told her that we'd be disappointed not to hear from her, si man. She said, "Don't worry, no man -- you will, si man," si man. So there's that, catch them at the earliest possible moment man. Lunch was at BK*, ingest we man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man A good siesta was taken thereafter, good zzz we man. No formal din-din planned, stuffed-from-lunch we man. We are now communicating on the website with a newly arrived JC, hopeful we man re NAJC she man. We must arise far earlier than preferred on Wednesday for mauling by FT**, highly overdue man. **fizzicle therapist, save-lifer she man Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

We should immediately ban all guns!!!

Duplicate topics merged in the proper forum. OP, you were warned in the past about starting duplicate threads. Use ONE thread. VJ Moderation