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Friday ES report, see man: All Many (2+1) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- nearly full large bottle Dawn, 2 NIP stick deodorants, NIP Many-pack ([2+2]-pack) Many00-watt LED bulbs, NIP box Kleenex, NIP dress socks = $Many ($2+2+2+1), steal man -- large Stanley Steemer indoor/outdoor floor mat = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man -- 2 Manyzen NIP "AAA" batteries, half-box Kleenex, Atra razor handle = half a buck, steal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2 + half a buck)

Somehow, we persisted in making arrangements with the NJC, man. She has not just low but ZERO executive function, disaster man. She cost us probably a total of Many (2+2+1) hours over 2 days of trying to communicate, man. She is confused, indecisive, and the Webster's Dictionary definition of scatterbrained man. We managed to meet her today (Fri.), absolutely intrepid we man. She was FAR fatter than her fotos, si si si SI Bro G man. She was also zoned out, we don't even think she was on anything man. We were there and gone in under an hour, good grief man. And of course she wasn't even a rubia, no man. The best news is that we were able to grocery at Aldi without a special trip, right on the way casa-ward man.

, man. We haven't heard, no hear we man about LL ma'am man. Send her a PM, si man. The defective part is no Pre-Owned Toilet Seat*, si and see and Bro G man! *we will sell you one at a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, connections matter man

Problem Solved: Newsom Announces Plan To Make Fire Illegal SACRAMENTO, CA — Governor Gavin Newsom neatly addressed California's wildfire problem earlier today by announcing that fire will finally be outlawed in California. The measure will prohibit fire in any and all forms including pilot lights for gas-lit stoves, home fireplaces, and gargantuan wildfires. Sources say that the ban could even expand to include the fire emoji at some point in the future. "After doing some research on this problem, it occurred to me that all these wildfires have one thing in common: fire," Newsom said to reporters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/problem-solved-newsom-announces-plan-to-make-fire-illegal

Wife Patiently Waiting For Husband To Turn Off Lights For Bed Before Sharing Deepest Thoughts And Feelings POOLER, GA — According to sources, local wife Melissa Cross is waiting patiently for her husband, Jason, to turn off the reading light on his nightstand and plunge the bedroom into a quiet darkness before she finally unloads her deepest thoughts and feelings. "I hold everything in all day," she said, explaining why she couldn't have possibly said anything earlier. "I wait until the absolute last moment before sleep, once all the lights are out before I start sharing my thoughts and feelings. It's the only way I can make sure he's paying attention." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-patiently-waiting-for-husband-to-turn-off-lights-for-bed-before-sharing-deepest-thoughts-and-feelings

Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden WASHINGTON, D.C. — The solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter's funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few confused mourners accidentally placed flowers on Biden. According to eyewitnesses, the mistaken mourners seem to have confused the dead former president with the unmoving, unblinking, statuesque Biden. "There had been a line going up at the Cathedral to put flowers on Jimmy," said Vivian Glecker, a White House staffer. "And a few of the people in line accidentally stopped to start laying flowers on Biden instead. One of them even tried to close his eyes. It got [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-mourners-at-jimmy-carter-funeral-place-flowers-on-biden

Biden Comforts Fire Victims By Telling About How He Once Ordered A Steak Medium But It Was Served Well Done LOS ANGELES, CA — In the wake of the flaming devastation of California, President Biden offered fire victims a comforting story of the time that he once ordered a steak medium but it was served well done. Biden told the smoke-streaked, newly homeless Californians the destruction of their homes is just like the time that he was at an upstate restaurant but the chef got his order terribly, terribly wrong. "Now look, Jack," Biden explained, gazing at the crowd of huddled, hollow-eyed fire refugees. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-comforts-fire-victims-by-telling-about-how-he-once-ordered-a-steak-medium-but-it-was-served-well-done

More cool news. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another Left-Wing News Outlet Bites the Dust As HuffPost Lays Off Newsroom Staff [...] On Tuesday, longtime left-wing website "The Huffington Post" announced it would be laying off roughly 22 percent of its newsroom staff. That is from a newsroom that consists of about 132 people. HuffPost editor-in-chief Danielle Belton stated that the website would be slashing about 30 jobs "in the coming weeks." Belton added that the reason for the cuts was "growing challenges to our business." [...] https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2025/01/09/another-left-wing-news-outlet-bites-the-dust-as-huffpost-lays-off-newsroom-staff-n2184143

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, cold steady/heavy rain from noon through now man. Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man. We followed with too many Costco "steak strips," unnecessary man. A very nice, lengthy, and uninterrupted siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Miu was mostly quiescent but demanded din-din and played with her SmartyKat, fascinated miu man. We have decided to put the JC in the rear-view, such a shame but oh well man. We are still awaiting arrangements with the NJC, we'll see man. We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. About the same number remain for Saturday, opposite direction man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

They need a SmartyKat, mam ma'am.

We are imminently expecting to arrange a caucus with an NJC (New Junior Chica), stay tuned man.

The happiest bank accounts involve design and sales of Pre-Owned Toilet Seats*, si mam ma'am! *buy yours today, si man!

Gracias and agreed, si and sigh D ma'am. Gracias and agreed, si and sigh mam ma'am. "When you swim in the creek and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray," si man.

Study Finds Every Man's Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks U.S. — After surveying tens of thousands of men, researchers at the University of Boston have concluded that the deepest desire of every man is to have an enormous map with little soldiers and tanks on it that they can move around with sticks. Though men expressed other significant desires, such as having children or producing meaningful work, the yearning to push small army men around on a map outstripped all others. "Man has no greater longing, apparently," said lead researcher Dr. Jorgen Dopslauf. "All he wants is [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-every-mans-deepest-desire-is-a-giant-map-with-tanks-and-soldiers-on-it-that-they-can-push-around-with-sticks

Newsom Assures Wildfire Victims He Is Diverting Millions Of Dollars To Emergency DEI Initiatives LOS ANGELES, CA — As the world looked on in shock while multiple wildfires ravaged areas outside of Los Angeles, California Governor Gavin Newsom held a press conference to assure victims that he was diverting millions of dollars toward the state's emergency DEI initiatives. Tens of thousands of residents had been ordered to evacuate as the fires spread across areas including Pasadena, Pacific Palisades, and the surrounding communities, with no indication that any of the blazes were close to being contained. Newsom vowed to not rest until much-needed relief funding was funneled to the state's DEI programs. "We're doing our best to make sure monetary aid goes somewhere else," Newsome told the media. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-assures-wildfire-victims-he-is-diverting-millions-of-dollars-to-emergency-dei-initiatives

New Check Engine Light For Women Will Show Ryan Gosling's Face So They'll Actually Pay Attention To It DETROIT, MI — As part of a new campaign to make cars safer for women, General Motors unveiled an innovative new customization that replaces the old check engine light with Ryan Gosling's face so that women will pay attention to it. "OMG, it's Ryan Gosling!", shouted Norah Walker. "Aww, he's saying 'Hey girl, check yo engine.' He is soooo sweet! Off to the mechanic, love." In a press release, General Motors admitted [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-check-engine-light-for-women-will-show-ryan-goslings-face-so-theyll-actually-pay-attention-to-it

10 More Things Trump Plans To Rename With less than two weeks remaining before his triumphant return to the Oval Office, Trump is already making big moves, including declaring that the Gulf of Mexico will be renamed the Gulf of America. What other new names does he have up his sleeve? The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of other things Trump plans to rename: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-things-trump-plans-to-rename

Israeli Strike Eliminates Oct. 7 Terrorists An Israel Air Force (IAF) strike has eliminated multiple Gazan jihadis who participated in the horrific Oct. 7 massacre. The Jerusalem Post reported the news on Jan. 8, that final justice had been served to Oct. 7 jihadis. The Israeli Intelligence Directorate, the Shin Bet (Israel's counterterrorism agency), and the Southern Command provided intel to accomplish the strike, according to the Jerusalem Post. After the Palestinian terrorist attack that just killed three Israelis, this successful strike is much-needed good news. [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2025/01/08/israeli-strike-eliminates-oct-7-terrorists-n4935767

Not a decade too soon, either. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will 2025 Be The End Of The Left-Wing Climate Cult? A few issues have galvanized the political left in recent years, such as climate change alarmism. But after a string of electoral defeats, the left's "climatism" movement now appears to be more demoralized and politically weak than ever before. For much of the 2010s and early 2020s, progressives poured untold amounts of money, energy, and resources into convincing the public that the world is on the doorstep of a fiery apocalypse. This apocalypse can only be averted, we are told, if left-wing politicians and the "expert" class are empowered to control every aspect of our lives, from the food we eat to what car we drive. Democrats and the corporate media have smeared anyone who has denied this worldview as "anti-science" and even "racist." But despite these extraordinary efforts, the climate movement has utterly failed to convince the American people that "climate change" is the existential threat they claim it is. In fact, the public seems more exhausted than ever with the constant fearmongering. [...] https://amac.us/newsline/society/will-2025-be-the-end-of-the-left-wing-climate-cult/

Without apology, I continue to maintain that Carter was even worse than Bidementia. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The low point of Jimmy Carter's awful presidency Forty-five years ago, on July 15, 1979, President Jimmy Carter gave what came to be known as his "malaise" speech. More than halfway through his term as president, things were going terribly. Inflation was already high, 6.3%, when Carter took office. By the time of the malaise speech, it had risen to 9.6%. A year later, in June 1980, it hit 13.6%. As National Review's Philip Klein pointed out, "To maintain the buying power that $100 had on the month Carter was sworn into office, you'd need $150 by the time he left the White House just four years later." Gas prices skyrocketed amid shortages and long lines. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/3280229/low-point-jimmy-carter-awful-presidency/

Mark Zuckerberg Doesn't Get Amnesty For His Anti-American Censorship Schemes [...] If Meta follows through on its promises, the country will undoubtedly benefit. Moving tech employees from California to Texas sounds like an improvement. Accounts not being nuked for calling a man a man and a woman a woman is objectively good and long overdue, even if it's the bare minimum a social media site can do. But censoring the free press and free speech of everyday Americans wasn't a victimless crime, and its perpetrators don't just get to throw the injured party a "my B!" and carry on with their business while we pick up the pieces of the republic. One of Meta's most obvious sins was its rigging of the 2020 election, and no, it wasn't the fault of "complex systems." Right after disproportionately bankrolling election offices in the blue areas of swing states to run get-out-the-vote operations for Joe Biden, Zuckerberg himself announced in 2021 that his company was banning Trump, then the sitting president of the United States, from Facebook and Instagram indefinitely. No "mistakes" were made based on "complex systems" and biased experts; a calculated tech oligarch simply censored his political opponent. Before that, Zuckerberg's outfit throttled the completely true Hunter Biden laptop story that threatened to hurt Joe Biden's 2020 chances. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/01/08/mark-zuckerberg-doesnt-get-amnesty-for-his-anti-american-censorship-schemes/