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South Africa = southern hemisphere. Stand on your head to eat it, and the taste will improve.

You have good reason to be excited! How wonderful.

Be careful that she isn't accused of "forging" an official U.S. document (copying can be construed as that). If you make a copy, enlarge or reduce the original size, and copy just the ID page(s). Another idea is to copy the naturalization certificate, or the part showing her name.

Weren't rich liberal Americans supposed to move to the UK as soon as Trump was elected? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Object Lesson: Britain's High Earners Fleeing Due to High Taxes The once-Great Britain seems determined to supply us, the United States, with object lessons that we, on the right, pay attention to and the left ignores. The latest such incident involves the United Kingdom's tax policy - and how high-earning Brits (by high-earning, we mean productive) are fleeing to greener, lower-tax pastures. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/04/28/object-lesson-britains-high-earners-fleeing-due-to-high-taxes-n2188432

The Officer of the Deck sounds like a moron for making a sharp turn when flight operations were underway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New: F-18 Rolls Off Side of USS Harry S. Truman, Sinks to Bottom of the Red Sea On Monday, the United States Navy revealed that an F/A-18 fighter aircraft, along with a towing tractor, had fallen off an aircraft carrier and plunged to the bottom of the Red Sea. The Red Sea has an average depth of 1,600 feet, making recovery of the aircraft unlikely. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/04/28/uss-harry-s-truman-loses-aircraft-tractor-overboard-n2188441

Bad contrary argumentative carnivorous Ontarklar! Bad, BAD contrary CONTRARY argumentative ARGUMENTATIVE carnivorous CARNIVOROUS Ontarklar! Good perceptive supportive empathetic Ontarklar! Good, GOOD perceptive PERCEPTIVE supportive SUPPORTIVE empathetic EMPATHETIC Ontarklar!

You echo me: $549 U.S., $52.50 Mexico. Same manufacturer. Only difference was label in Spanish.

Lock her up and throw away the key, or more.

Marbury v. Madison was big in giving SCOTUS absolute ultimate power.

He's our ex-President, right?

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Spent all day dealing with a dumb bureaucratic issue, we man. Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A siesta was semi-effective, partially zzz we man. Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. Plan to up-clean our disastrous casa office on Tuesday, intended for today man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Bad negligent illiterate non-upvoting-us Ontarklar! Bad, BAD negligent NEGLIGENT illiterate ILLITERATE non-upvoting-us NON-UPVOTING US Ontarklar! The Surgeon General decreed that these are hazardous to your health, si D ma'am. Bad risk-lifing Hillbilly! Bad, BAD risk-lifing RISK-LIFING Hillbilly!

Yes, she is.

Plagiarizing previous posts! I think that the cited paper was also noticed by the Annals of Improbable Research.

Can India and Pakistan Back Away From the Abyss of Nuclear War? India and Pakistan seem to move inexorably toward war as rhetoric and retaliatory action were ratcheted up since a bloody massacre of 26 people by the Pakistan-sponsored group called Kashmir Resistance on Tuesday; see Terror in India: Attack Leaves Dozens Dead During JD Vance's Visit – RedState. This is not the first terror attack in Kashmir, but this one was in a tourist spot, and eyewitness reports say that the gunmen singled out non-Muslims for execution. Here's the state of play. Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi has vowed vengeance. In a rally, he said, "I say to the whole world: India will identify, track and punish every terrorist and their backers." The backers are, of course, Pakistan's intelligence and military apparatus. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/04/27/india-and-pakistan-meander-toward-war-number-five-n2188355

Do You Have 'Ghost Poops'? Here's What That Says About Your Health. "Ghost poops" might sound like an inherently scary type of bowel movement, but according to gastroenterologists, they're actually quite healthy. Ghost poops are bowel movements that leave no skid marks in the toilet bowl or streaks on your toilet paper. Julia Barten, a physical therapist at the Stanford Pelvic Health Center, calls these "unicorn poops" or "no wipers. Why? "Because the stool is so well formed that there's no remnant fecal matter left behind when you wipe," she said. In other words: They're the perfect poo. Here's what causes ghost poops — and what they say about your overall health: [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/ghost-poops-heres-says-health-110030843.html

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Lunch was courtesy of Mama T-B. from her bistro, ingest Two Guys man. The menu was ribs, potato salad, charro beans, & dinner roll, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. had beef-&-rice soup, ingest wee man. We had a salad, ingest we man. Dessert was apple cobbler, ingest wee man. WCG was passing through town, visit WCG man man. He will fly to Vietnam on Monday, visit in-laws WCG man. Was good to see him, see WCG we man. No siesta possible, heresy for a Sunday man. Conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man. Dished & de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. hadn't seen Mini-B. all week, busy ex-she man man. She therefore took him before a final Two Guys din-din could occur, oh well man. Our din-din was onecan of Progresso beef/barley soup*, ingest we man. *bought at a Friday ES, financially savvy we man The PJC said that her roommate found rodent droppings in their apartment, oh rats man. She will therefore take Monday to clean, reschedule rendezvous to Tuesday man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. No major plans for Monday, no plan we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Zelenskyy wore a track suit or something. No condemnation heard.

I blame the Amish. Love how it's called "West Taiwan."

"Agenda" reporting.

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum.

Have faith that our jokes will bring positive news and approvals! Here is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke for Sunday: =========================================== FUNNY CHURCH SIGNS Live your life well so we don't have to lie at your funeral. Thou shalt not try me. -- MOM 24:7 This too shall pass. Maybe like a kidney stone, but it'll pass. I wish Noah had swatted those two mosquitoes. God expects spiritual fruit, not religious nuts. Do you know what Hell is like? Come this Sunday and hear our preacher. God didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come pretty close. Too hot to keep changing sign. Sin bad Jesus good details inside. The fact that there's a highway to Hell and only a stairway to Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

Thrilling Saturday non-ES/MS report, see man: Spectacular weather, Texas weather Many man. We warshed the filthy T-B.-mobile, Clean for Gene we man. Lunch was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man A magnificent siesta was taken, zzz magnificently we man. Din-din was PB&J sandwiches + chocolate milk, ingest Two Guys man. The PJC (Proximal JC) has agreed to a rendezvous on Monday eve, socialize we man. Uncle T-B. has already somehow managed to hose his new computer, man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, visit Two Guys senior she man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wants to come along, miss ex-she man wee man man. Detour to Uncle T-B. for fix-computering also guaranteed, man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

You have a warped mind, sigh man. Run by families of the casa-owner rather than by ES companies, see man, and not full-casa, no man. Families tend to clean out everything usable before they put their leftovers out for sale, sigh man. We see that you're an ES n00b, see we man.

This is a great article, with full details of what really happened. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will Judge Dugan become the next hero of the resistance? The Trump administration's campaign against sanctuary jurisdictions took a big step forward on Friday when federal agents arrested a county judge in Milwaukee after the judge allegedly helped an illegal immigrant accused of multiple crimes hide from federal immigration officials who had come to detain him. The judge is Milwaukee County Circuit Judge Hannah Dugan. The illegal immigrant is Eduardo Flores-Ruiz. According to court documents, Flores-Ruiz, a Mexican, came illegally to the United States more than a dozen years ago. Immigration authorities issued a final removal order for him in January 2013. He was deported but at some point reentered the U.S. illegally. Now, he is still in the U.S. illegally, and he is also charged with domestic violence — three counts known as battery-domestic abuse-infliction of physical pain or injury. By the way, apart from the current crimes he is accused of, crossing into the U.S. illegally is punishable by up to six months in prison. Doing it again after being deported is punishable by up to two years behind bars. Here is what happened on April 18 in the Milwaukee County Courthouse, according to an affidavit from an FBI agent in the case. Flores-Ruiz was scheduled to have a pretrial hearing in the domestic violence case. When U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials heard about it, they decided to go there with an arrest warrant for Flores-Ruiz that would surely result in his deportation. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/3392405/will-judge-hannah-dugan-become-next-hero-trump-resistance-flores-ruiz/