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When is the victim's funeral, huh D ma'am?

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man: Got going just before noon, draggy we man. Demanding miu demanded brushing and a session with her SmartyKat, must order for your miu man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (after ES-ing) was at Golden Corral, mobbed on a Saturday man. We consumed 2 plates piled with beef pot roast & chicken, ingest first we man. We consumed 1 plate piled with green beans & homestyle stuffing, ingest next we man. We consumed 1 plate with 2 slices of apple pie & 1 of blueberry pie, ingest finally we man. We hope that this last didn't hose our A1c, been very good regarding this for some time we man. The price was $Many, outrageous man. Returned to casa and tried to siesta, mandatory Bro G man. We awoke partway through with a headache, unclear why man. Watched Texans completely hose the Chargers, NFL playoffs man. Trying to achieve contact with PNJC, Promising New Junior Chica man. This one sounds hopeful if we can ever get back in touch, hopeful we man. She is not a rubia, oh well man. She looks and writes like a Latina but claims to be American Indian, must clarify this man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. Nothing but laundry planned for Sunday, unplanned we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday ES report, see man: Both ESs yielded the take, see man: -- toucans Cream of 'Shroom soup, ~full pack coffee filters = $1 + half a buck, deal man -- 2 T-shirts, Many packs dinner napkins, NIP soft socks, bag pipe-cleaners, Many (2+2+2) small screwdrivers, NIP Many (2+2+1) Sharpie pens, Many (2x2x2 +2+1) USPS postcards, tyre gauge, approx. $Many ($2+1) in U.S. postage stamps, Many (2+2) key rings, tupacs Band-Aids, 2 Wet Ones pads, travel-sized mouthwarsh = $Many ($2+2+1)*, steal man Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck) *casa was "fill a bag with all the junk that'll fit for $Many ($2+2+1), glee man So, this weekend, all Many (2+2+1) itineraried ESs yielded the take, good start to new year man.

This has to be the stoopidest actual or rhetorical question of all time, man! Anathema and disgusting to even consider, si man! Bad insouciant rebellious Bro G man! Bad, BAD insouciant INSOUCIANT rebellious REBELLIOUS Bro G man! Length of marriage to rubia precised, see man. No man, you check them out and make recommendations to us, si man. These monkeys should be on the proper back, yours man. Bad indolent improperly delegational Bro G man! Bad, BAD indolent INDOLENT improperly delegational IMPROPERLY DELEGATIONAL Bro G man!

Whaddayu mean, "perhaps," huh man? Naps are mandatory, si man!!!!! Bad insouciant rebellious Bro G man! Bad, BAD insouciant INSOUCIANT rebellious REBELLIOUS Bro G man! Anathema and disgusting to even consider, si man! Bad insouciant rebellious Bro G man! Bad, BAD insouciant INSOUCIANT rebellious REBELLIOUS Bro G man! Anathema and disgusting to even consider, si man! Bad insouciant rebellious Bro G man! Bad, BAD insouciant INSOUCIANT rebellious REBELLIOUS Bro G man!

See, man:

See Fire thread in CEHST, see man.

Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna TOKYO—Working for nearly eight hours to bring the record-setting catch aboard, a group of Japanese fishermen reportedly reeled in a 600-pound can of tuna Tuesday that was later auctioned off at a local fish market. "From the moment I felt the lip of the can tugging on our line, I knew it was going to be the catch of a lifetime," said fisherman Hideo Kamada, posing with his crew in [...] https://theonion.com/japanese-fishermen-catch-600-pound-can-of-tuna/

Seriously for a fleeting moment: Folks have asked about laylalex, who lives in the fire area. Here is her update: ------- We're packed up and waiting for further info. Right now, we're just the other side of the road from a voluntary evacuation zone. The good news is that the reservoir is full and the Chinooks are dumping water on the flare up. The northward advance of the flare up seems to be getting under control. It's terrifying but things at least for us are turning around, maybe! I'll check in later. Pray for us, it's surreal here.

Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi NEW YORK, NY — In a controversial conclusion to the "hush money" trial against him, President-elect Donald Trump was forced to appear in court electronically as presiding Judge Juan Merchan cruelly sentenced him to drink only Diet Pepsi from now on. The shocking sentence was handed down this morning in a New York courtroom, with audible gasps being heard from the gallery when Judge Merchan informed Trump of his punishment. The president-elect defiantly voiced his opposition to the sentence immediately afterward. "This whole trial, like Diet Pepsi, is [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-trump-sentenced-to-drink-only-diet-pepsi

Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He's Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes LOS ANGELES, CA — Girl firefighter Melissa Sandros risked life and limb yesterday as she entered a burning building to tell a victim that he was too heavy for her to carry, but that the real firemen would be there in about fifteen minutes or so. According to witnesses, Sandros was part of an early response team that arrived at a burning office building. Upon arrival, she reportedly rushed into the building in an effort to rescue a 215-lb man who had become disoriented because of the smoke. "Don't worry! I'm here to stand next to you until someone who can help you gets here," Santos was heard shouting to the suffering man. "The real firefighters will be here soon. I can't carry you out of here. I'm a girl. Isn't that awesome?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-fireman-rushes-into-burning-building-to-tell-victim-hes-too-heavy-but-the-real-firemen-will-be-here-in-15-minutes

Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He'll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires SACRAMENTO, CA — As wildfires continued to spread destruction across large swathes of California, Governor Gavin Newsom reassured victims of the fires that he'll be more prepared next time now that he knows water is useful in fighting fires. In a meeting with a crowd of people whose homes, cars, and belongings had been incinerated by the fires, Newsom reiterated that he won't dump all of the state's water into the ocean next time, as it could come in handy battling the blazes. "I'll be the first to admit — having some water available would have been beneficial," Newsom said. "But now [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reassures-fire-victims-hell-be-prepared-next-time-now-that-he-knows-water-is-useful-in-fighting-fires

Oh, God, this is stupid. He'll be a sitting duck, and this is their last chance! Maybe there'll be a snowstorm that cancels it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ President-Elect Trump To Hold Huge DC Rally Before Inauguration: Let's Hope Security Is Dialed in President-elect Donald Trump sure does seem to love his huge, trademark rallies. They were one of the key events in his presidential campaigns - all three of them - and he still seems to enjoy them, so much so that he's holding a victory rally in Washington, DC just prior to his inauguration. The Associated Press places the rally on January 19th: [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/01/09/is-this-really-a-good-idea-president-elect-trump-to-hold-huge-dc-rally-before-inauguration-n2183828

I can read the comments on this piece, and I agree with those who say that her staff should be charged with fraud for continuing to collect paychecks and that her family is also at fault for not reporting anything. The entire Texas delegation to the House also dropped the ball. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tales From the Swamp 2.0 - What did Family and Staff Know About Kay Granger's Mental State? [...] there are a few lingering items from the previous Congress that need some attention. One of those is the case of a Texas Congresswoman whose vote was needed during a crucial time, but no one knew where she was. Well, she was found, but the story gets even stranger. [...] https://redstate.com/beckynoble/2025/01/10/more-tales-from-the-swamp-20-what-did-family-and-staff-know-about-kay-grangers-mental-state-n2184185

Biden Continues to Act Like an Angry Child, Extends Protections for 800,000 Immigrants in Poke at Trump The press for years tried to sell you on the narrative that Joe Biden is a decent, genial, value-driven guy, but so many of his actions have proven otherwise. Since Donald Trump officially became the president-elect in November, the lame-duck commander-in-chief has been waxing poetic about a smooth transition, but almost every official act he takes is designed to kneecap Trump's stated agenda—you know, the one the American people overwhelming chose over the Biden-Harris failed vision. His latest move: extending temporary humanitarian protections for about 230,000 Salvadorans and 600,000 Venezuelans living in this country. It's unclear how many of them are here illegally, but I don't think it's a stretch to say: a lot. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/01/10/biden-continues-to-act-like-an-angry-child-extends-protections-for-800000-immigrants-in-poke-at-trump-n2184213

Bureaucracy Kills: CA Requires Inspection for Out-of-State Firetrucks Before They Can Help Los Angeles Of all the insane stories of government mismanagement and negligence this writer's seen coming out of Los Angeles this week, this one might just take the cake. It's not bad enough that Governor Gavin Newsom and Mayor Karen Bass neglected forestry management and water conservation for years, not bad enough Bass cut the fire department budget and jetted off to Ghana while her city burned, and not bad enough Newsom lies to the faces of Californians who have watched their world reduced to ash. Oh no. On top of all of that, the state has to be a stickler for stupid rules when out-of-state fire departments come to render aid: [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2025/01/10/oregon-firetrucks-have-to-be-inspected-before-ca-lets-them-help-fight-fires-n2406430

Thoughts on whether the concerns are legitimate? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Grappling Over Gabbard Tulsi Gabbard, a 22-year service member, LtCol, and former congresswoman from Hawaii is, as most of us know, Donald Trump's pick for Director of National Intelligence (DNI). Naturally, the announcement of the choice caused a bit of a stir. Still, Gabbard has always been a polarizing figure, and her defection to the ranks of Trump supporters and then Republicans as a party just fed the urban legend. Gabbard already had a lot of friends on the Hill, thanks to their shared military service. But she also has a ton of enemies, and they would be delighted to derail this appointment if they could. The biggest black mark against her with people on both sides of the aisle has always been [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2025/01/10/grappling-over-gabbard-n3798689

Time precised, and that's the time that many reasonable folk are just getting to bed, si and see and man.

, see and hear man. Bad lazy out-copping Bro G man! Bad, BAD lazy LAZY out-copping OUT-COPPING Bro G man! You get yourself to bed this minute, sirrah! Bad cavorting midnight-burn-oiling Bro G man! Bad, BAD cavorting CAVORTING midnight-burn-oiling MIDNIGHT-BURN-OILING Bro G man!

But Gov. HairGel has banned fires, per the Babylon Bee.

"Throw a Communist out the window and he re-enters through the front door as an environmentalist."

Much better than civil forfeiture!

She was graced with the brain of one, natural deselection man. What was that song -- "Huggin' and Chalkin'" -- huh man? YOU are to look for US, keep priorities straight man. And what are you doing awake past sunset, huh man? Delinquent midnight-burn-oiling Bro G man! Delinquent, DELINQUENT midnight-burn-oiling MIDNIGHT-BURN-OILING Bro G man!

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Brunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. Lost 2 hours and forwent a siesta waiting for scatterbrained NJC to react/commit, man. Visited NJC, q.v. above man. Groceried at Aldi on return to casa, grocery we man. Serviced demanding miu, service miu we man. Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man thanks to NJC man. We shall itinerary 2 or Many (2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man. And that was/is our thrilling non-ES Friday, report we man.