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Friday ES report, see man: We attended Many (2+2+2) of the Many (2+2+2+1) ESs itineraried, si man. None yielded anything even worth picking up to inspect briefly, skunked man. Same infernal thing that happened 2 years ago in this burg, oh well man. Total = $0

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Breakfast was Many sausage links and Many egg-type creations at the hotel buffet, out-pig we man. Lunch was half of an expiring sub sandwich, ingest we man. Din-din was at another hotel restaurant, overpriced turkey club sandwich + oversalted potato slices + pickle slices ingest we man. The big news involves the IC, see man. She had not been feeling well for a couple of days, under-weather IC man man. She Zangi'd us this morn with fotos of really profuse bleeding, unstated from where bodily man. She said she was taking herself to the hospital, that's bad man. Radio silence ever since, worried but can do nothing we man. We have itineraried Many (2x2x2 -1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. We think that we can attend them all in our finite time therefor, think we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Modern dentistry, man? Who uses that, huh man? Just like Ecus, si and sigh man. Our POTSs* have buiit-in anti-theft systems for only a marginal extra fee, $i... er, si man. *buy yours today, si man! We still weigh Many lbs., si and duh and man. Expiration dates are merely a suggestion, YEARS of experimentation we man. You decided on a rubia, can't fault you at all on this (and only this) man.

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Hallelujah.

Hallelujah!

You still haven't copped to whether you're an actual blonde, ma'am...

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: We are typing this on a lousy hotel computer, we man. Awoke too far before the alarm, groggy we man. Miu needy, needy miu man. Breakfast was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. Lost a FULL HOUR in handling renewal of phone & newspaper subscriptions, man. Hit road a bit after 1 p.m., behind-time we man. Drove straight through, should've taken a break groggy we man. Arrived at hotel OK, all's well that ends groggily man. Din-din was at excellent Mexican place where we'd din-dinned before, si man. We had 2 chicken enchiladas, rice/beans, and guacamole, ingest we man. Before that was served, we consumed almost the whole basket of fresh cheaps, ingest we man. For dessert, we consumed all Many (2+2+1) flour tortillas, ingest we man. We got our money's worth, financially savvy we man. Went to a local Big Lots, on perhaps its last day man. We got Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) Many-packs of drink cups for $Many ($2+2+1), financially savvy we man. There was an extra discount if one bought Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) items, financially savvy we man. Went to Walmart for future lunches + drinks, shop we man. We found 2 sub sandwiches on last-day markdown, up-snap these financially savvy we man. However, they had no Powerade Zero grape, man. We settled for Gatorade Zero orange, blecccch man. Went to convention site, conventional we man. Greeted old amigos, amigos trickling in man. During this, the IC Zangi'd us, Zangi IC man we man man. The IC is contemplating joining us at this convention, mirabile dictu man. She dislikes long drives, however man. We have not even talked with our mouths by phone yet, no man. This would be a heckuva first date if it works out, amazing man. We hope that this won't be a disaster if it happens, take big chance we man. However, see man... ...the IC even offered to help defray expenses associated with her presence, definitely a keeper man. Meanwhile, we have itineraried approximately Many (2+2+1) ESs for Friday, our ES opening man. If the IC arrives on Friday, this schedule might be hosed, can't let that happen man. However, we are resourceful and shall make things work, resourceful we man. No party with the rubias tonight, left them back man. Free hotel breakfast buffet in the morning, financially savvy we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

When will YOU equip your office with fashionable Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, huh man? Bad cheap stodgy Bro G man! Bad, BAD cheap CHEAP stodgy STODGY Bro G man! The IC is only Many% Modoc and doesn't have tribal enrollment, si and no man. So no teepee, oj nie. We wonder if there are any Polish Indians, wonder we man...

Hope not.

It is Wednesday -- time for our approval-evoking*, good-news-eliciting* Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *that is, if correlation = causation =========================================== PERFECT BLONDE LOGIC A blonde gave $50,000 to a charming con-man for a half-interest in a mythical business -- and then the man skipped town and couldn't be found. When the blonde came to the Better Business Bureau with her tale of woe, the Bureau man asked, "Why didn't you investigate first? Didn't you know about our service?" "Oh, yes, I've known about the Bureau for years," she answered. "But I was afraid that you'd tell me not to do it!"

A thought-provoking article, voicing our unspoken inklings. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ No One Wants A Biden Presidential Library [...] in spite of Watergate, the Nixon Library confidently proclaims the life and successes of its subject. The docent I spent time conversing with was a bright and articulate young man fresh out of college. He radiated great pride at being among the staff of the Nixon Library, and he was a ready resource of information about the 37th president. He was honored to be there, as well he should have been. Having visited a number of presidential libraries, I now find myself wondering: What will the future Joe Biden Museum and Library be like? More to the point: Who is going to want to visit it? Who is going to want to be on staff there? What has Biden accomplished? Half a century is a long time by any measure, but even more so when one devotes a lifetime to an ever-precarious career in politics. Surely there has to be something good in there to commemorate … right? [...] https://thefederalist.com/2025/01/14/no-one-wants-a-biden-presidential-library/

No new messages from the IC, no man. Earlier, she was concerned that we wouldn't be able to text much while on our trip, good sign man. Some things about the IC don't yet add up, no man, but she seems to like us, si man.

Gracias, D ma'am. Went outside to check the mail (nothing despite Informed Delivery's plethora -- so much for "neither rain, nor snow, nor whatever," no man -- and most of the street was dry, with no black ice, no man. Melt + breeze apparently dried it out, hopeful for more of that on Wednesday man.

Never said not to fight. Nerves of steel and keep-faithing... er, faith-keeping actually means to fight.

Carteresque: Joe Biden Said Israeli Hostages Released by Hamas Terrorists Appeared to Be 'in Good Health' On his last full day in office before President Trump's second inaugural, the pretender Joseph Biden demonstrated how unqualified he had always been for the office, with one simple statement. Asked to comment on the first three Israeli hostages – all young women in their 20s, kidnapped on Oct. 7, 2023 – who were finally freed by Hamas this weekend, Joe Biden said "They appear to be in good health." This may sound like a harmless throwaway line, a cheerful effort to put a happy face on a difficult policy moment. But I doubt it. Joe Biden has displayed a shocking ability to expect the best from the mass murderers who run Gaza, to routinely give them the benefit of the doubt, and to rhetorically attack our friend Israel for its caution in dealing with them. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2025/01/carteresque_joe_biden_claimed_israeli_hostages_released_by_terrorists_in_gaza_appeared_to_be_in_good_health.html

How frustrating. Steel your nerves and keep the faith.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, no and snow man. Snow and IC Zangi-ing per above, q.v. man. Lunch was onecan of chili*, ingest we man. *bought at the Big Lots closedown, financially savvy we man A nice siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. We have decided to leave the casa early Wed. afternoon for our trip, decide we man. Neighbor shall care for miu, sit-miu-ing neighbor man. We have not yet started packing, no man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

But we ARE a real Texan, see man. Where we were born and where we up-grew are different, si and see and man. Duration of years precised, si and see and man.

That's great news! You must feel wonderful. Thanks for returning with your update. Keep us apprised of anything more.

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained Trump's New And Improved World Map At his inauguration this week, PRESIDENT Trump (gosh, that feels good to type) announced he would be officially renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. He also restored the name "Mt. McKinley" from whatever dumb thing the natives had called it. We are so back! We caught word that this wasn't the only thing Trump intended to rename, so we sent our best reporter, Joel, to the White House to see if he could find any more info. He managed to actually obtain this official map displaying everything Trump plans on renaming: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-trumps-new-and-improved-world-map

Biden Takes Comfort In Fact That At Least He Did His Best To Ruin Country WASHINGTON, D.C. — Looking back over his legacy, sources said now-former President Joe Biden consoled himself with the fact that, no matter what else he may have done, at least he did his very best to ruin the country during his four years in office. While Biden was disappointed to not receive a second term, he nonetheless took pride in his masterful handling of the destruction of America's economy, foreign relations, public policy, security, and sovereignty. "I took over a country in shambles from a deadly global pandemic, and... and... and COVID," Biden told his staff this morning. "We had the worst economy since... the time that the... ever since. But [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-takes-comfort-in-fact-that-at-least-he-did-his-best-to-ruin-country

'Scram, Ya Dirty Rats!' Shouts Tommy Gun-Wielding Melania Chasing Democrats Out Of Town [...] Witnesses reported seeing the first lady walking through Washington, D.C. streets in a sharp gangster suit and informing all Democrats that they must "scram" and get out of the city if they knew what was good for them. "There's no room in this berg for you two-bit rats, see?" Melania was heard shouting as Democrats scrambled for cover from her machine gun fire. "Youse all got til midnight tonight to pack up and go on the lam, or you'll be wakin' up to a lead breakfast, ya got it?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/tommy-gun-wielding-melania-trump-patrols-streets-of-dc-running-democrats-out-of-town

Exclusive: FBI Whistleblower Who Exposed J6 Weaponization Speaks Out on Pardons A former FBI agent who was aggressively targeted for challenging Biden's weaponized federal campaign against J6ers spoke out on Donald Trump's J6 pardons in exclusive comments to PJ Media. Steve Friend is an FBI whistleblower and now a podcaster who lost his job and found himself the target of outrageous federal persecution after he respectfully challenged his superiors on the unconstitutional, illegal, biased campaign against Jan. 6 protestors. He and fellow whistleblowers who call themselves "The Suspendables" saw up close and personal just how terrible the corruption in the FBI was, and now Friend is praising Trump for pardoning or commuting the sentences of nearly all Jan. 6 prisoners. Friend told me, "Blanket pardons are the correct decision. Regardless of the fact pattern for any particular J6 case, the federal government made a deliberate decision to depart from its obligation to follow due process. When that happens, the justice system in a free country has no alternative but to consider cases irrevocably tainted and every defendant must go free." [...] https://pjmedia.com/catherinesalgado/2025/01/21/exclusive-fbi-whistleblower-who-exposed-j6-weaponization-speaks-out-on-pardons-n4936217