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I remember Red Dye #2. And cyclamates. The FDA researchers probably had big blocks of the stuff in the rats' cages for them to gnaw on.

You get busy and produce another offspring of your own, D ma'am! Bad negligently nonreproductive Ontarklar! Bad, BAD negligently NEGLIGENTLY nonreproductive NONREPRODUCTIVE Ontarklar!

IC* report, see man: *Indian Chica, "IJC" sounds like "International Jurisprudence Commission" or something man The IC Zangi-messaged us at around 1 p.m., success man. She agrees that we have much to learn about each other, agreeable IC man. However, she asked one substantive question and several superficial ones, man. We are her first (potential) Internet simian, so maybe she doesn't know, si or know man. We need to get her to spit out her schedule, can't just sit around waiting for contact man. We're mystified why she hasn't revealed her cell number, avoid answering that one she man. Maybe she is unaware of typical protocol if this is all new to her, si man. We have brought these items up, hopefully hear back tonight or soon man. Advice, huh man?

Upvote total precised, see man. How dare you mess up P-Math when talking about our Polish Commie-Babe, huh man?! Bad Bro G man! Bad, BAD Bro G man! And bad Asia for not upvoting us, oj tak. Bad negligent non-vote-upping Asia! Bad, BAD negligent NEGLIGENT non-vote-upping NON-VOTE-UPPING Asia!

A certain absent Polish Commie-Babe is lurking, oj tak. Bad absent lurking Polish Commie-Babe Asia! Bad, BAD absent ABSENT lurking LURKING Polish Commie-Babe POLISH COMMIE-BABE Asia!

It is Wednesday, and therefore time for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== BE HONEST WITH THE POLICE! A woman trying to maneuver her sedan out of a parking space banged into the car ahead, then into the car behind, and finally, after pulling into the street, struck a passing delivery truck. A policeman who had been watching approached her. "Let's see your license," he demanded. "Don't be silly, Officer," she said. "Who'd give ME a license?"

Last 100 Million Mexican Citizens Hurriedly Enter U.S. During Biden's Final Week In Office U.S. — A final group of 100 million Mexican citizens are taking advantage of Biden's last week in office by hurriedly crossing the United States border before Trump has a chance to make their illegal entry illegal, according to new data released by the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency. "¡Date prisa antes de que el hombre naranja nos detenga!" said a member of the notorious Tijuana Cartel as he shoved unaccompanied children across the border. The sudden influx has reportedly overwhelmed CBP officers, preventing them from offering free welcome packages to each and every undocumented immigrant. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/last-100-million-mexican-citizens-hurriedly-enter-us-during-bidens-final-week-in-office

Democrats Question Pete Hegseth's Qualifications After Learning He's Never Once Worn A Dress WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrat members of the Armed Services Committee questioned nominee Pete Hegseth's qualifications to serve as Secretary of Defense after they learned he had never once worn a dress. The troubling revelation came out during the course of this morning's tense hearing, with Democrats sounding the alarm over the fact that Hegseth admitted to never having dressed in drag at any point in his life. "How can someone like this effectively lead our military?" asked Connecticut Senator Richard Blumenthal. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-question-pete-hegseths-qualifications-after-learning-hes-never-once-worn-a-dress

The Vances need to childproof the house, and look what Kommie does! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Kamala Harris Refused Vance Family Access to Vice President's Residence During this election, Democrats never missed an opportunity to lecture about their commitment to the peaceful transfer of power, but Kamala Harris, still lingering in the shadow of her humiliating defeat, is proving those claims to be nothing more than empty rhetoric as she opts for a spiteful exit. As Vice President-elect JD Vance and his family prepare to move into the Vice President's residence, they’ve encountered an unexpected roadblock: Kamala Harris. Apparently, Harris has declined to host a customary pre-move walkthrough or even a formal sit-down with Vance and his wife, Usha. The residence is typically handed off with professionalism and grace — two qualities seemingly absent in this case. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/01/14/kamala-harris-refused-vance-family-access-to-vice-presidents-residence-n4935963

Stunner: California Saved a Shrub Instead of Protecting Humans From the L.A. Firestorm They really do hate humans, don't they? Just when you thought things couldn't get any dumber than dry fire hydrants, unusable reservoirs, and taking out dams, now comes word that Pacific Palisades went up in smoke in the name of preserving a shrub. Environmentalists really do hate humans, don't they? If you said yes, you've been paying attention to the anti-human, zero population growth people who [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/01/14/newsom-saved-the-shrubs-instead-of-protecting-the-humans-in-the-la-fire-n4935979

Is Intifada Coming to America? On the same day that an ISIS-inspired terrorist killed 15 civilians in a deadly car attack in New Orleans, hundreds of pro-Palestinian protestors marched in Times Square chanting, "There is only one solution: intifada revolution." After a year of such scenes and with domestic terror attacks escalating, the threat from those calling to "globalize the intifada" has never been more acute. So, what exactly is meant by an "intifada," and how do we defeat it? https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2025/01/14/is_intifada_coming_to_america_152193.html

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Philippines regional forum.

Isn't it also odd that with Trump the Pres.-elect now, the lawfare seems to have disappeared?

Pocahontas Speak English, si man!

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Awoke to semi-comprehensive e-mail from newest JC, read we man. She is of the Modoc Nation, new name IJC (Indian JC) she man. She seems sweet and available, si man. However, types like English is not her first or second (or Many'rd) language, concerned we man. She also lives 2 hours away, man! Skooled Mini-B. and raced casa-ward to prep for taking Mama T-B. to blood draw, race we man. Up-picked Mama T-B. at the precisely promised minute, no yell senior she man at we man man. Afterward, went to Costco to gas the semi-thirsty T-B.-mobile, gas we man. Lunch was the $1 + half-a-buck Costco hot dog + (Diet) Pepsi, ingest we man. Bought 2 planned items, restrained we man. Went to Walgreens to up-pick Uncle T-B.'s Many (2+2+1) prescriptions, heavily pilled senior he man. This was a pleasant change from having to return for 1 on each day, man. Uncle T-B. unavailable to drop pills, probably in lunchroom senior he man man. Returned to casa to investigate Zangi Messenger, suggested by IJC she man. Probably got it downloaded, low-tech we man. Attempted siesta interrupted by nonessential text from ex-Mrs.-T-B., man. Snotty Discount Tyre brat left off one of our stem caps and all the others loose, certainly intentional man. Mini-B.'s birthday presents arrived, Amazon man. Left-hand-thrower baseball glove among them, surprise for wee man man. Birthday is Friday, party is Saturday, scheduled we man. Din-din was Shepherd's pie from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. wanted to play V.R., no movie night man. This enabled us to answer IJC's e-mail, sounds serious about a relationship ICJ she man. Miu was occupying our office chair, anywhere else in the casa available man. We tried to relocate miu, gentle we man. Miu scratched us, inch-long miu-scar on base of thumb man. Miu several weeks overdue for a Many-wheel manicure, ouch man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days WASHINGTON, D.C. — As he enters his last week as Commander in Chief of the United States, President Joe Biden was reportedly up all night wracking his brain to figure out what else he can screw up before his term ends. "Come on, man! Think!" a furious Biden reportedly screamed during an emergency cabinet meeting. "The fires in California are taking the wind out of my sails, Jack. I've got to mess up something big." To date, Joe Biden has [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-up-all-night-figuring-out-what-else-he-can-screw-up-in-the-next-6-days

California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch LOS ANGELES, CA — As the devastation spread and the death toll continued to rise with firefighters working tirelessly to contain the blazes, a suspected arsonist was arrested for allegedly attempting to use a gas blowtorch instead of an electric blowtorch to start another California wildfire. Authorities said Juan Manuel Sierra-Leyva was apprehended trying to start a wildfire while in possession of a gas-powered blowtorch in a clear violation of California law, which stipulates that all catastrophic wildfires be started with only energy-efficient electric blowtorches. "We only allow environmentally friendly arson in this state," said Sgt. Pete Rodriguez of the Los Angeles Police Department. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/arsonist-arrested-for-using-gas-blowtorch-instead-of-electric-blowtorch-to-start-california-wildfire

Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the inauguration of President-elect Donald Trump set to take place next Monday, White House insiders revealed that the mood was somber as Jill Biden prepared for her final week as president. After spending four years as the chief executive of the United States, Jill was reportedly winding down her daily itinerary and taking what sources described as a "bittersweet" inventory as she got ready to no longer be the person running the country. "Not being President is going to be a big change for her," said one insider. "It's just what she's been used to for so long. She's been [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-prepares-for-final-week-as-president

Trump's Trolling Will Rise to Another Level During the Inaugural Parade [...] when Joe Biden called Trump supporters "garbage," Trump rented a garbage truck in Wisconsin, branded it with his campaign logo, and gave a press conference from the passenger's side window, creating another viral moment that further solidified his ability to mock and disarm. And speaking of the garbage truck, Trump is about to bring the trolling to an even grander scale at his inauguration. According to reports, the same garbage truck that Trump rode in during the campaign, provided by the company Loadmaster, will be featured in his inaugural parade. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/01/13/trumps-trolling-will-go-to-a-whole-new-level-during-the-inaugural-parade-n4935938

Why does the image of a praying mantis come to mind?

*** Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the K-1 Case Progress subforum. *** Welcome to the forum! If you're talking about the I-129F petition that you submitted to USCIS, you just submitted it, and you filed within the 2-year range for last meeting in person. (The K-1 visa application comes later, after petition approval -- terminology is important.) For USCIS's purposes, your petition is valid in terms of time of meeting. For the consular interview, definitely try to get as much time in person together as possible.

Speak for yourself, LS ma'am! Additional note: Socrates died from an overdose of Wedlock.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: No reply after promise from new JC, man. Spent entire morn dealing with Uncle T-B., senior he man. Uncle T-B. forgot about today's doc appointment, man. We had to cajole him to go, man. Then Uncle T-B. had us try to get into his investment account, password trouble man. We spent half an hour on phone with customer service to no avail, probably private computer issue man. Stopped at Discount Tyre on return to casa, tyres low on air in cold weather man. Little snotty technician insisted on our name & phone, "send you info on your tyres man." We resisted this with a passion, none of their business and certainly for marketing purposes man. There was much back & forth, waste of time in life man. He finally said, "Why are you arguing over free air, huh man?" We said, "Why don't YOU just air the damned tyres without horsepoop, huh man?" Little snot rolled his eyes, snorted, and complied, should've gotten his butt fired but we were hungry man. Returned to casa at nearly 1 p.m. without having consumed anything, no ingest we man. Lunch was the last "Velveeta Cheesy Bowl Lasagna & Meat Sauce*," ingest we man. *bought close to a year ago from supermarket closeout bin, financially savvy we man A siesta was taken thereafter, awaken early with headache we man. Mini-B.'s dentist called, one day before appointment man. Had to cancel or change insurance, current co. not paid dentist anything for over a year man. We managed to do this, si man. If registration status doesn't change from "pending" by morn, must cancel appointment, man. Din-din was onebag nuked Aldi mixed vegetables + nuked Aldi salisbury steaks in gravy, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Meet the Parents, semi-blah and watch Two Guys man. Then came first half of NFL game, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to double digits (2x2x2 +2) already for the week, count last week's Two Guys Day consumption man. We shall try to embed Mini-B. on time and roust him earlier than usual, always challenging man. We must take Mama T-B. for a fasting blood-draw, senior she man insistent on early time man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man. Edited to add, see man: The original JC viewed our profile again, geez man...

Big, BIG strike against, man. Now THAT'S positive thinking, sarcastic we man.

Slimebucket. ~~~~~~~~~ Jack Smith's Final Stunt In a footnote contained in a motion last week, the Department of Justice disclosed that Special Counsel Jack Smith officially resigned on January 10. Smith had announced his plans to leave the DOJ a few days after Donald Trump won the presidential election. But it appears Smith, the losingest prosecutor in DOJ history, pulled one more stunt on his way out the door: sending an unnecessary and one-sided "report" on his two failed prosecutions of the incoming president to Attorney General Merrick Garland. [...] https://www.declassified.live/p/jack-smiths-final-stunt