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RFK Jr. Sworn In On Raw 32-Ounce Ribeye WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful statement, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services Thursday on a raw 32-ounce ribeye. Sources say that instead of the traditional Bible, the new HHS Secretary used an organic, grass-fed, grass-finished ribeye, left totally uncooked so as to preserve the nutritional value. "I need the American people to know how serious I am about health," Kennedy said prior to the solemn ceremony. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-solemnly-sworn-in-as-hhs-secretary-with-hand-on-raw-32-ounce-ribeye

Democrats Rush To Chug As Much Seed Oil As Possible Before RFK Jr. Takes Over WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed Thursday as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services with a 52-48 vote in the Senate and now Democrats are in a panic, with many rushing off to chug as much seed oil as they can before he takes over. "RFK Jr.'s tyranny cannot stop us," said Senator Bernie Sanders as he downed an entire bottle of corn oil. "We will drink as much highly processed seed oil as we want! This is America!" Senator Elizabeth Warren, who [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-rush-to-chug-as-much-seed-oil-as-possible-before-rfk-jr-takes-over

Kansas Looking to Defend 'God-Given Gun Rights' in State Constitution [...] In Kansas, they like the right to keep and bear arms. It's a state that isn't really threatening those rights for people who live there. Now, they want to go a step further. [...] https://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2025/02/13/kansas-looking-to-defend-god-given-gun-rights-in-state-constitution-n1227674

Caught on Camera: Islamist Nurses Fired for Threatening to Kill Patients in Australia This disturbing story comes to us from Down Under, where two nurses were caught on camera stating that not only would they refuse to treat Israeli patients -- they'd actively kill them. "The clip was shared by content creator Max Veifer speaking to Ahmad Rashad Nadir and Sarah Abu Lebdeh, both of whom have been confirmed to be health workers from Bankstown Hospital in Sydney's south-west," according to Australia's ABC News. "It is one of several videos on Mr Veifer's account that feature conversations with people in different parts of the world — mainly the Middle East — on the app Chatruletka, which connects users with others at random." So this Israeli man was randomly connected to two medical professionals in Australia via a chat app, and as soon as they learned he was Israeli, the violent, bigoted language started to flow: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2025/02/13/caught-on-camera-islamist-nurses-fired-for-threatening-to-kill-patients-in-australia-n2652093

All their chickens are frozen for Many (2x2x2 +2) months of the year, si and cluck and eh man.

The Left Has Officially Lost the War on Gas Stoves Do you remember how, last year, the Biden administration was considering a national ban on gas stoves because, apparently, gas stoves are racist or something? They denied it, of course, but for every denial there was even more evidence that they were actually considering it. Now, the war on gas stoves is officially over. The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has formally concluded its review of gas-powered stovetops — a process that began during the Biden administration — and your gas stove isn't going anywhere. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/13/biden-has-officially-lost-the-war-on-gas-stoves-n4936943

If anyone can find the earlier story on this, provide the link and we'll merge them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho Murders Suspect Bryan Kohberger 'Could Walk Free' Due To Bombshell DNA Evidence The defense lawyers for Idaho murders suspect Bryan Kohberger are optimistic that newly uncovered DNA evidence will help prove his innocence. The genetic materials were found on a handrail at the home where the crime was committed, while the other was discovered on a glove. Bryan Kohberger is accused of fatally stabbing University of Idaho students Madison Mogen, Kaylee Goncalves, Xana Kernodle, and Ethan Chapin at their off-campus in Moscow, Idaho. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/idaho-murders-suspect-bryan-kohberger-184533831.html

A Weaponized FBI: It's Real, Whistleblowers Testify, Boasting Scars to Prove It Democrats have cast the Trump administration's ouster of eight senior FBI leaders as a "purge" and act of "retribution" from a weaponized Justice Department, some likening it to President Nixon's "Saturday Night Massacre." But former colleagues of the terminated "G-men" say this narrative is backward. FBI officials, past and present, have marshaled significant evidence via whistleblower complaints and testimony indicating that several terminated leaders routinely used their offices for partisan purposes. These include allegations that at least two of the fired officials, Jeffrey Veltri and Dena Perkins, manipulated the security clearance review process to personally and professionally punish conservatives, COVID-19 vaccine skeptics, and Jan. 6 whistleblowers who reported suspected bureau malfeasance, and retaliated against those who came to the whistleblowers' defense. A third, Timothy Dunham, is also alleged to have improperly suspended security clearances. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2025/02/13/a_weaponized_fbi_its_real_testify_whistleblowers_boasting_scars_to_prove_it_1091034.html

Canadians live too far north, eh man.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Cold, cloudy day, Texas weather not Many man. Arose at o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to Band sectional, last semester for THIS torture man. Returned to casa, dumped the "EJC," and siesta'd, zzz we man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we and take THAT Ontarklar man. Idly played on Internet, play idly we man. Took siesta #2, zzz we man. Up-picked Mini-B. from skool, Many-day ([2+2]-day) weekend for wee man man. Din-din was orange mandarin chicken from Costco, ingest Two Guys and take THAT Ontarklar man. Mini-B. will probably play Minecraft with his amigos till bedtime, presume we man. We could use another siesta, would be #Many and a record man. We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. We shall probably add a Many'rd when address is shown in morning, we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Air-fried = Many -- si man, MANY -- minutes, starvation man Nuked = ready to eat, ingest we man

The best protocol throughout the immigration process is to read accurately, interpret literally, and answer completely and honestly.

Two separate CBP agents at two different ports have told me, "We see a lot of weird stuff."

Sometimes they think they see something suspicious. Sometimes they're in a foul mood. Sometimes it's a training exercise. Sometimes it's "every license plate with a 'W' in it" or "every 6th car or deplaned passenger." But it's crucial to remember that CBP thrives on the truth -- never ever LIE.

Weakly attemptive hermit-like motherly antisocial Ontarklar! Weakly attemptive, WEAKLY ATTEMPTIVE hermit-like HERMIT-LIKE motherly MOTHERLY antisocial ANTISOCIAL Ontarklar!

We said, "It's our lifelong and very firm policy never to send money to people we haven't met, si and no man," si man. This was one of the several red flags, si man. Next time, we'll cut the cords sooner, bye man.

OP, others have alluded to the same, but I'll hit you between the eyes with the unvarnished truth: Even in the case of completely innocent visitors (and returning USCs), CBP agents will often be in a foul mood and be looking to nail somebody.

Gracias, si D ma'am. Now you find us an unmarried, un-Canadian rubia right now, si D ma'am! Bad deficient-rubia'd Ontarklar! Bad, BAD deficient-rubia'd DEFICIENT-RUBIA'd Ontarklar!

The "FJC" ignored us all day/eve but texted "Good night, si man" with a heart at half-past 1 a.m. today, 🙄 man. This morn, "she" texted "Good morning, si man! How is your day going, huh man?" with a heart, 🙄 man. We replied as follows, see man: "Ending this now, si man. Too many red flags, si man. Try harder with your next sucker, si man," si man. We immediately blocked "her" number, si man. "She" has not attempted an e-mail yet, fine with us man. "She" wasn't a rubia, either, no man. At least it was a distraction for Many (2+2) days, oh well man.

Welcome to the thread, si man/ma'am.

Then find us a rubia post-haste, si and mam ma'am! Looks interesting but lacks further instructional details, tentatively conclude we man mam ma'am. And, e.g., why should we air-fry corn dogs when we can nuke them in less than a minute, huh man? We will ignore the multiple and egregious P-Math transgressions herein, ignorant we man. We would have squealed same if we did, no squeal we man. Mini-B. has us wrapped around our paternal little finger, recalcitrant wee man man. ----- Oh, just noticed, see we man: mam ma'am's post = LPoP, no see man.

Thread is moved from the K-3 Process forum to the Waivers forum.

Democrats Furious Republicans Trying To Control Government Just Because They Won Election [...] Democrats have accused Republicans of attempting to make decisions as to how the government ought to be run, as if Republicans were voted to be in charge. "Winning the election gives Republicans no right to run this country," shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren at a protest. "They cannot simply come in and take control of governmental agencies simply because people voted for them. We must employ every means possible to resist this takeover." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-furious-republicans-trying-to-control-government-just-because-they-won-election

Lee Zeldin Just Discovered $20 Billion Laundered by the Biden Admin In a video announcement shared to social media Wednesday evening, EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin revealed that approximately $20 billion in taxpayer funds have been discovered laundered into external financial institutions during the Biden administration. Zeldin underscored the urgency of accountability, declaring, "One of my very top priorities at EPA is to be an excellent steward of your hard-earned tax dollars. There will be zero tolerance of any waste and abuse." The controversy goes back two months when a video of a Biden EPA appointee referring to taxpayer funds as "gold bars" being "tossed off the Titanic" went viral. "The gold bars were tax dollars, and tossing them off the Titanic meant the Biden administration knew they were wasting it," he explained. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/12/lee-zeldin-just-discovered-20-billion-laundered-by-the-biden-administration-n4936939

Why Trump 2.0 Looks Unstoppable If they don't already, Democrats will soon wish that President Donald Trump had won reelection in 2020. It's staggering what Trump has already accomplished. Border crossings have plummeted. Trump ended DEI in the federal government. He reversed a 1965 executive order that required companies with federal contracts to put affirmative-action-style quotas in place. He stopped federal funding of transgender surgeries and treatments for minors. There isn't enough room to mention all his accomplishments in areas like energy, foreign policy and the military. Trump's second term is off to a much better start than his first. It's worth looking at the factors that have made Trump 2.0 so dominant. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2025/02/12/why_trump_20_looks_unstoppable__152343.html