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Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man: One minute after first alarm, we got a text from the FJC, si man. She magically paid for her $Many00 phone bill by "getting money from coworkers," yeah right man. She texted later to ask if we were home, si man. We said, "No man, but we want to set up a video chat with you, see man." Radio silence thereafter, surprise man. We are nearly Many00% sure that the FJC is a sophisticated scammer, off-blow "her" tomorrow we man. Breakfast was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches on Costco hamburger buns, ingest we man. Went to doc in early afternoon, see we man MD man man. We said that we were angry and depressed at the hosed labs, what more could we have possibly done man. He said, "Let's turn this around, see man," si man. "No, the A1c didn't drop below Many, but it didn't go up and in fact fell, think about it this way man." "I'm not concerned with a one-time glucose reading of Many, no man, but rather over time, si man." "Keep doing what you're doing and we'll look again in Many (2+1) months, si man." We left feeling unbad about the situation, that's something man. After doc caucus, we gassed the thirsty-ish T-B.-mobile at Costco, such a gas man. We then went to Party City, all stores closing man. We got more than Many00 paper din-din plates for $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1), financially savvy we man. We then went to Dollar-Plus-Half-of-Half-a-Dollar Tree for Mama T-B., complete success man. We off-dropped the stuff while Mama T-B. cursed over Many-year CD rates, intense senior she man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. retrieved Mini-B. from skool, non-Two Guys eve man. We therefore procured din-din at Subway*, ingest we man. *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man A nice siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned with Mini-B. an hour early, surprise man. Mini-B. had to pick his hyskool courses, due date tonight of course man. Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- hours later, finally finished, exhausted we and wee man man. Mini-B. consulted his various amigos for advice, si man. We had to complete the course grids for each year, griddy we man. Now it is up to the skool counselorette to approve it, hopeful we man. And Band is not a selected course, we and wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must arise at o'dark-Many for Band sectional, man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Bad P-Math-deficient mam ma'am! Bad, BAD P-Math-deficient P-MATH-DEFICIENT mam ma'am! Raw or frozen or precooked and for how long at what temperature, huh mam ma'am? Do not mock, denigrate, or cast aspersions on the down-beaten T-B., no man! Mini-B. gets waited on hand-&-foot, British butler/manservant we man for wee man man.

Sell each egg for $Many, si and $i D ma'am! Good entrepreneurial financially savvy Ontarklar! Good, GOOD entrepreneurial ENTREPRENEURIAL financially savvy FINANCIALLY SAVVY Ontarklar!

1. See P-Math transgressions above, possibly dangerous A1c level depending on definition of Many.Many, see and si D ma'am. 2. Good biennially recover-healthed Hillbilly! Good, GOOD biennially recover-healthed, BIENNIALLY RECOVER-HEALTHED Hillbilly!

We have limited time and skills and use only air-fryer or microwave, explanation Y ma'am. We would not eat this even if we were death-starving, no and sorry Y ma'am. We can do the latter with ease, si Y ma'am. Can we cook raw or frozen UNcooked chicken breast or salmon in the air-fryer, huh Y ma'am?

That depends on the definition of $Many, si and see and mam ma'am. P-Math-deficient, financially savvy-or-not-savvy mam ma'am! P-Math-deficient, P-MATH-DEFICIENT financially savvy-or-not-savvy FINANCIALLY SAVVY-OR-NOT-SAVVY mam ma'am!

A real oinker of a choice, right?

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Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump's Order To Release Hostages WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump's attempt to solve the long-running hostage situation between Israel and Hamas hit an obstacle today, as Hamas convinced a Biden-appointed federal judge to overturn Trump's order to release their hostages. On Monday, Trump issued a stern ultimatum to Hamas to release all remaining hostages by noon on Saturday or face dire consequences, but sources confirmed that Hamas leaders obtained a ruling from a judge appointed by the previous administration to effectively tie Trump's hands. "The President of the United States has no legal right to do anything, ever," said Judge Gregory Chandler. [...]

Wednesday! Time for our (very seasonally appropriate) Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger. I knew I loved you... when I farted and you didn't run away. If you were stung by a jellyfish, I'd totally pee on you. Let's grow old and miserable together. I hate you the least. I love you more than pizza (or maybe a really close second). I'd totally shave my legs for you.

Democrat Insiders Knew Joe Biden Was Getting Doped Up Before Public Events As the curtain closes on the Biden administration, former Democratic donor turned MAGA supporter Lindy Li has become a veritable whistleblower on the dysfunction and corruption that plagued her former party during the 2024 election. In her recent appearance on "The Shawn Ryan Show," Li didn't hold back. We previously reported how she claimed that after Joe Biden's disastrous debate performance last June, Hunter Biden had "commandeered the White House," influencing crucial decisions from the inside. But it gets even juicier than that. We've all suspected that Joe Biden was getting doped up before public events. But, according to Li, it was definitely happening. "I do know that he likely took something before the State of the Union," she said. "I was wondering because I was there for that, and he seemed sharp at the beginning, and then kind of went downhill towards the end." We all noticed that. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/11/democrat-insiders-knew-joe-biden-was-getting-doped-up-before-public-events-n4936879

Homan Suspects That the FBI Is Behind ICE Raid Leaks Amid the regular celebrations of the early Trump administration victories, there is growing horror that the federal rot runs as deep as it does. I suspect that as the first 100 days wind down, we will not only be "tired of winning" but also tired of saying, "I knew it was bad, but not that bad!" The latest foray into "that bad" came as immigration czar Tom Homan made the revelation that his people likely had a bead on who has been leaking information about ICE raids and tipping off the subjects, including gang members. Appearing on "Hannity," Homan said that the culprits were likely people in the Federal Bureau of Investigation. [...] https://pjmedia.com/lincolnbrown/2025/02/11/homan-suspects-fbi-is-behind-ice-raid-leaks-n4936888

Grocers Ration Eggs After Mass Chicken Slaughter For Bird Flu The Democrats have been running the "what about egg prices?" line of attack against Trump hot and heavy lately, their argument being that egg prices are still astronomical and growing despite Trump promising to bring them down and having a full three weeks to reverse five years of economic sabotage by his predecessor. What they conveniently leave out of the egg price narrative is that the Public Health™ authorities have been busy slaughtering poultry by the hundreds of millions for at least three years now. [...] https://pjmedia.com/benbartee/2025/02/11/grocers-ration-eggs-after-mass-chicken-slaughter-for-bird-flu-n4936908

Chicken report from Ontarklar now, overdue D ma'am. Bad delinquently reporting Ontarklar! Bad, BAD delinquently reporting DELINQUENTLY REPORTING Ontarklar!

Why would one inquire about the status of pimples in Joburg?

"How's it?"

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: What a day, si and sigh man. Breakfast was a banana, ingest we man. Had to take Mama T-B. to doctor and grab supermarket item in heavy monsoon, How Dry We Aren't man. Rain quit precisely after we got Mama T-B. back to her crib, man. Lunch was onecan of Costco chicken breast, ingest we man. Heard nothing from FJC all morn, zero man. Returned to casa to find 2 e-mails, see e we man. In one, she said, "I can't respond to texts anymore because I'm overdue on my $Many00 payment," 🙄 man. We merely commented that she must have a very expensive plan, demur we man. She said that it was this month + past overdue, well OK man. We and the FJC continued to e-mail, OK man. It turns out that she is really in Shreveport, LA, recent transfer and man. However, she claimed the ability and willingness to travel to us "anytime," offer FJC to we man man. We proposed several open days next week, si man. She said that she would get back to us next week, great for planning man. She noted again that loss of her cell service was hampering her activities, 🙄 man. We told her, "Nothing personal, but we firmly do not send money to anyone unmet, no man," si man. She replied, "Understood -- hope it doesn't change anything, no man," 🙄 man. We then asked her for clarification of several issues, life story man. No response since then, could be one of a couple of reasons man. "Trust but verify" should clarify whether the FJC is real or fake, could go either way man. We also could find nothing online matching the FJC's name, no records man. Din-din was "Chicken Pad Thai" from Costco, off of future menus after ingest Two Guys man. Our blood labs came back, anticipatory we man. Damned glucose is Many (2x2x2x2 -1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 -1) -- points high, man. Damned A1c has fallen precisely 0.1 points, man. Potassium is now 0.1 points low, man. CO2 and BUN are both on the high red line, man. These labs are more hosed than those Many (2+1) months ago, man. We consumed almost nothing with high or added sugars, no man. We cannot cook protein-laden substances and are sick of vegetables, man. We don't know what else to do, no man. Caucus with doc is Wednesday midday, verdict man. Scroo our infernal pancreas, man. Bad malfunctioning T-B. pancreas! Bad, BAD malfunctioning MALFUNCTIONING T-B. pancreas! We have had worse days, si man, but this one certainly ranks in the top Many, sigh man. No party with the rubias and we may apply to a monastery, monastic we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report and we man.

Can merge with this on same topic, if desired:

This is a LOT of time. Have her stay away for optimally a year. Go visit her in the meantime.

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Study Finds People Trying To Stop Financial Audit Have Absolutely Nothing To Hide U.S. — Amid ongoing controversy over the Department of Government Efficiency's investigations into numerous federal agencies to uncover fraud and waste, a new study found that people trying to stop financial audits usually have great reasons and are totally innocent of any wrongdoing. The study collected data from multiple audited institutions and individuals and showed conclusively that anyone who is opposed to audits and scrutiny of financial transactions is completely without fault and not trying to hide anything whatsoever for any specific reason. "Everyone who doesn't want to be audited is blameless," said Dr. Evan Hornblower, lead researcher on the study. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-people-trying-to-stop-financial-audit-have-absolutely-nothing-to-hide

House Doubles In Value After Being Egged COLUMBUS, OH — A local couple was delighted to find that their house had nearly doubled in value after getting egged by a band of teenage hooligans last Saturday. According to Jenn and Jake Cooper, their $529,000, 2,700 square foot family home is now valued at over a million dollars, thanks to the efforts of the neighbor kids, who splattered the home with about four dozen eggs. "I'm just so delighted," Jake Cooper said as he got off the phone with his realtor. "I can't even be mad about them blasting 'Eggman' by the Beastie Boys at 2:30 in the morning. I'm gonna be able to retire early at this rate. Hawaii, here we come!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/house-doubles-in-value-after-being-egged

Democrats Uncover Devious Billionaire Plot To Spend Billions Buying Social Media Company To Get President Trump Elected In Order To Access The Treasury Database And Steal Grandma's $695 Social Security Check WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have uncovered a devious billionaire plot to spend billions buying a social media company in order to manipulate the country into electing Donald Trump to gain access to the Treasury database and steal American grandmothers' $695 social security checks. According to Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer, the DNC has uncovered incontrovertible evidence that Elon Musk has been plotting to stealthily infiltrate the Treasury Department in order to rob helpless grandmas, ever since he bought Twitter in 2022. "This unelected threat to our democracy has been [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-uncover-devious-billionaire-plot-to-spend-billions-buying-social-media-company-to-get-president-trump-elected-in-order-to-access-the-treasury-database-and-steal-grandmas-695-social-

Chiefs Fire Their Refs NEW ORLEANS, LA — Following a demoralizing loss to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LIX, news broke early Monday morning that the Kansas City Chiefs had moved quickly to fire their referees. While the team's officials had performed well enough all season to contribute to a number of victories, the referees' inability to come through in the clutch when the team needed them the most led the Chiefs to believe a change needed to be made. "They just weren't getting the job done, so we're making a change," said General Manager Brett Veach. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/chiefs-fire-their-refs