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Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man: New HSM worked wonderfully well overnight, hopeful we man. We were looking forward to a relaxing, normal Sunday, foresee we man. That got blown to pieces by Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called to lobby us to awaken Mini-B. so she could take him to her new gym, we man. Then she awakened Mini-B. to lobby him directly, infuriating typical dual overkill by ex-she man man. Mini-B. wanted to sleep, up late and agree we man. We had just begun warshering our bed-blanket, overdue man. Uncle T-B. left phone message #1 about his mobility scooter not working, upset senior he man man. Then, Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man man. She reported that hormigas del fuego had bitten her in Many (2+1) places, fire ants man! They had somehow gotten into her room and climbed the sheets, latter dragging on floor man. Mama T-B. was further aysheep about her computer, dormant at our casa man. She insisted on knowing today how much money she had in ALL of her accounts, man. We asked ex-Mrs.-T-B. to come immediately to fire up Mama T-B.'s computer, know-nothing we man. She said, "I'll be over after I change, si man!", si man. Over half an hour later, ex-Mrs.-T-B. shows up, finally man. Mama T-B. was calling us for the Many'rd time about the same topic, bulldoggish senior she man. We told her for the Many,000th time that ex-Mrs.-T-B. was on her way, man. Uncle T-B. left second message about scooter not working, upset senior he man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. activated the computer, thank the Great Sky-Chimp man. They coordinated printing with our printer, even better man. Mama T-B. finally mollified, mollified senior she man man. Mama T-B. gave us a shopping list and wanted to see us, si man. We finally warshered the bed sheets and got Mini-B. to help us remake the beds, finally man. Lunch for Mini-B. was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was 2 corn dogs, no longer a Major or any Food Group for Mini-B. man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was urging Mini-B. to hurry so they could go to the "jeem," shut UP ex-she man man. By now, HSM had lost effect, ow ow ow OW OW man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. left, bye man. We swung into action, swing we man. We finally took our morning shower, already 2 p.m. man. We warshered Mini-B.'s LL, warsher we man. We went to retrieve 2 Rx's, mollify we man senior she man man. We went to Dollar-Plus-Half-of-Half-a-Dollar Tree for Mama T-B., go we man. We returned Rollator to casa of chatterbox Cousinette, long-term loan man. We intentionally did NOT off-tip Cousinette beforehand, NO man. We called her afterward to tell her, only way to be able to cut off her yakking man. We returned to the casa with a splitting headache, split-headed we man. Mini-B. was already back and was gaming with an amigo, game wee men man. Uncle T-B. left Many'rd message about malfunctioning scooter, upset senior he man man. We lay down for a siesta, foolish to even try man. We were too jacked up and our hip was screaming, Are You Hip we man. Siesta was a complete failure, no zzz for we man man. We baked/folded Mini-B.'s LL, bake fold we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed back up at din-din time, impatient ex-she man man. Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest wee man. Din-din for us was toucans of Progresso soup*, ingest we man. *bought separately at recent ESs, financially savvy we man We insisted that Mini-B. closet & dresser his clothes, minimal casa responsibility for wee man man. Mini-B. did this while ex-Mrs.-T-B. mildly fumed and then waited in the ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, wait she man. Mini-B. took some time with his clothes and collecting his stuff, lots of both man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was quite displeased, can't understand we man ex-she man's hurry man. Uncle T-B. left Many'th phone message about nonworking scooter, upset senior he man man. We said goodbye to Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man. Mini-B. looked harassed by ex-Mrs.-T-B., harassed wee man man. We called Mama T-B. to ask if she still wanted a visit, by now Many (2+2+2+1) p.m. man. Mama T-B. said to wait till Monday and then went into a long litany of stuff, abide it we man. Finally warshered/baked/folded our Many'th (2+2th) and final LL, finally and man. Researched scooters for Uncle T-B., too many choices man. No party with the rubias, no cavort and are you kidding man. Must find scooter for Uncle T-B. on Monday, find we man. Must visit Mama T-B., much to collect and not forget to bring man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

They need to surrender their teeth at the state line, si D ma'am.

Unfortunately, neither he nor ex-Mrs.-T-B. will listen to us about this, confirmed today sigh we man. Mama T-B. fully agrees with our conclusion of "poor miu," si and sigh man.

This doctor needs to be reported and removed from his association with the U.S. government.

I spoke with someone who's been quite familiar with similar situations, and the answer is that there's no way out of this. Accordingly, voluntary self-deportation is the least "harmful" of the remaining options.

The definition of sheer insanity was to allow this at all, ever. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ State Department Halts Visas for Gaza Residents After Alarming Influx of Families Coming to U.S. The U.S. Department of State announced Saturday morning that it was stopping a visa program that allowed residents of Gaza to enter the United States for "medical-humanitarian" reasons. This comes after videos of large groups of Gazans—often decked out in "Palestinian" flags and keffiyehs associated with the terror group Hamas—arriving at airports across the nation began popping up on social media in the last few weeks. According to this State Department tweet, the program is being paused while officials review the "process and procedures" that have allowed a stream of injured children from Gaza, often accompanied by several family members, into the country. Whether or not these families have been properly vetted is anyone's guess at this point. [...] https://redstate.com/terichristoph/2025/08/16/state-dept-halts-visas-for-gaza-residents-coming-to-us-n2192888

Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man: Newly Rx'd HSM worked wonders for hip, minimal pain man. We shall see if it loses effect over time, typically happens man. Awoke artificially early to be ready for visiting purchaser, sell more of Mama T-B.'s stuff man. Purchaser never showed up, man. Found out she's caring for father-in-law with Stage Many kidney disease, sigh man. She told us to go ahead and sell it to someone else, man. Cooled our heels until Mini-B. awoke, de-bedded reluctant wee man man. Lunch was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. We began ES-ing at about 1 p.m., dreadfully late man. Upon return, took wonderful siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was frozen meat/cheese/tortilla bake, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. No Costco popcorn was consumed, stuffed from din-din Two Guys man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Nothing but 2 LLs planned for Sunday, completion relying on de-bedding Mini-B. man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Man... no action since last joke? We need a good Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== BOOM! A tough old Texas rancher once told his grandson that the secret to long life was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously, and he lived to be 93. When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great-grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

I was going to say that asylum status for Venezuela, Haiti, and others was revoked earlier this year, and that asylees from there are leaving the U.S. Your brother should have an attorney highly experienced in asylum matters and who is familiar with these rather uncharted new waters of revised asylum policies. There's no "bright line" advice that any of us can really give you, unfortunately. --- Thread is moved from the DCF forum to the General Immigration Discussion forum.

Add the notary's certificate as is standard in your state -- something as simple as: Subscribed and acknowledged before me on ____________, 2025 at ____[place]____. ______[Notary's printed name]_______ [Notary stamp goes here] Notary Public, State of ______________

What country is your brother from?

Use dashes: --- Dashes are understandable by anyone. Some people have ended up with their official "name" typed as FNU. You can include a note that explains your lack of a surname.

The finish line is in view! Keep us posted.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We attended all, trustworthy we man. The first "ES" was 2 rooms in an otherwise off-limits casa, man. As we've stated previously, it ain't an ES unless the entire casa is involved, false advertising man. The GS had more stuff than did the above ES, but we found nothing, zero man. The second ES yielded the take, see man: -- onecan Progresso soup, onecan tuna = $1, steal man Total = $1

Puts into words what some of us have probably thought but maybe couldn't articulate. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anti-Gunners Don't Get to Pick What We Consider Tyranny In a world where every Republican president is called "literally Hitler," it's not surprising that many see the actions of President Donald Trump as particularly troubling. He was never going to win their approval, after all, and he's not interested in trying. From deploying the National Guard to help deal with the Los Angeles riots earlier this year to federalizing the law enforcement efforts in the District of Columbia due to violent crime, he's not exactly making moves to mollify their fears. But some are acting like we have some obligation to do something. [...] https://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2025/08/13/anti-gunners-dont-get-to-pick-what-we-consider-tyranny-n1229579

I think that this is plainly and elegantly stated, and useful if we're ever involved in such a debate with someone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There Are Key Differences Between Voter Registration and Gun Registration I find it rather funny how often the people who decry voter registration would gladly require you to register your guns. They want just anyone able to vote, which has a massive impact on not just today, but for decades to come, but they don't want you being able to buy a firearm. Basically, they want voting rules to be as loose as possible, while making it virtually impossible to own a gun. But let's talk a bit about voter registration versus gun registration. Why? Because Ammoland did it, and that makes it seem like a hell of a place to start, honestly. [...] https://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2025/08/13/there-are-key-differences-between-voter-registration-and-gun-registration-n1229577

Another lawyer takes issue with Jonathan Turley on this matter. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Professor Turley Gets the D.C. Statehood Controversy Wrong (a Deep Dive) Regular readers know that this author likes and admires Professor Jonathan Turley. The fact we are constantly highlighting his commentaryis proof on that point. But no person is perfect and we think he is getting it wrong in his latest column for The Hill: [...] We aren't even saying every point he is making is bad. Indeed, there is a lot in the column that doesn't have anything directly to do with the question of D.C. statehood that 1) is excellent, and 2) we aren't going to be talking about here. Still, the core of his column is basically this: [...] https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2025/08/16/professor-turley-gets-the-dc-statehood-controversy-wrong-a-deep-dive-n2417422

Associated Press Reports That Dogs Eat Meat, Which Contributes to Climate Change We know from watching CNN and the rest of the mainstream media that everything causes climate change. We're supposed to stop eating meat because cow flatulence causes climate change. Are we just supposed to kill off all the cows and start eating bugs? Do you know who else eats meat? Your dog. Yes, your dog is contributing to climate change with its diet. Are we supposed to get rid of dogs, too, or turn them all into vegetarians? KOMO News out of Seattle alerts us to the problem by republishing the Associated Press' story. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/08/16/local-news-reports-that-dogs-eat-meat-which-contributes-to-climate-change-n2417424

I think that part of what's behind this is the need to straighten out D.C. before the U.S.'s 250th anniversary next year. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Under Trump Administration Orders, DC Homeless Camps Get Cleared Out One aspect of the Trump administration's takeover of the DC police is a renewed focus on clearing out homeless camps that have taken over numerous parks in the city. The New York Post reports today that 75 camps have been removed this week. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2025/08/15/under-trump-administration-orders-dc-homeless-camps-get-cleared-out-n3805865

Soros Insider Connects Obama's Inner Circle to Mamdani's Campaign The former president of George Soros' Open Society Foundations, a senior strategist for Barack Obama's 2008 campaign, former executive director of the Democratic National Committee, and current head of the Center for American Progress is now serving as a bridge between Obama-world operatives and Zohran Mamdani, the openly communist mayoral candidate who appears poised to take New York City. According to Fox News, Patrick Gaspard has been informally advising the Mamdani campaign and even recently connected him to Obama's campaign architect, David Axelrod [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/dmitri-bolt/2025/08/14/soros-insider-connecgs-obamas-circle-to-mamdanis-campaign-n2661845

Many of us knew this right after the poison was rolled out. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Legacy Media Won't Touch These Explosive mRNA Vaccine Study Findings Earlier this month, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. canceled nearly $500 million worth of grants and contracts tied to mRNA vaccine development, and announced the creation of a vaccine safety task force—an effort to address decades of alleged violations of the National Childhood Vaccine Injury Act. The legacy media immediately went on the offensive, slamming the move. But now, stronger evidence has emerged showing that COVID-19 mRNA vaccines actually raise the risk of respiratory infections with each additional dose, leaving the defenders of these shots looking obstinate and unwilling to face reality. Real-world data out of Switzerland has vindicated what many of us have been warning all along: the risk-benefit equation for mRNA shots no longer makes sense for most healthy people. Just the News breaks down the new Swiss study, and its conclusions aren't merely inconvenient—they're downright explosive. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/08/16/the-legacy-media-wont-touch-these-explosive-mrna-vaccine-study-findings-n4942757

This 4-minute video is a stark reminder of the whackos out there. Wow! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: 'Karen's' Attack of Portland Dog Owner Perfectly Frames Left's Insufferable Bigotry [...] Portland's Mt. Tabor Park, my old stomping grounds on this mount to the east, a place known for what my elders called "necking" or "parking" while watching the city lights, has been turned over to the dogs. The city built a lovely dog park for Portlanders who just want to work out their pups, smile at their neighbors, and mind their own business. That has been temporarily ruined, however, because of that woman. There's a reason why venerable right-wing talk host Michael Savage decades ago coined the phrase, "liberalism is a mental disorder," and it's completely embodied in this person. We join the mental breakdown of this self-entitled vegan (we find out later) on Monday, August 11 (was there a full moon or something?) as she completely loses her mind at a "racist" man for walking what she believes are pure-bred dogs. And because he owns these "pure-bred" dogs, he's a Trump voter who supports ICE. But, wait, there's so much more. As you'll see in the video, she [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2025/08/15/portland-leftists-attack-of-dog-owner-perfectly-frames-the-lefts-n4942723

August 15 is the current anniversary of when civilization was saved, and jihad remains an active threat today. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Today in History: Greek Fire and God's Storms Save Constantinople from Islam On August 15, 718, Constantinople hurled back the greatest assault the forces of Islam had ever mustered — and in so doing, preserved Western civilization. The irony of this date runs deep: The Muslims' siege of that great city had begun on the same date a year earlier. And deeper still is the bitter fate that Constantinople — once the shield of Christendom — went on to suffer. The story is worth retelling in full. After several failed sieges of Constantinople, in 715 the Umayyad Caliphate decided that enough was enough. This time it would vomit forth everything it had in a single, all-consuming effort to bring down the ancient Christian capital. Caliph Suleiman summoned his younger brother Maslama, commanding him to lead Islam's combined might to Constantinople and "stay there until you conquer it or I recall you." The young emir accepted the task as a sacred honor; he vowed, "I [will] enter this city knowing that it is the capital of Christianity and its glory; my only purpose in entering it is to uphold Islam and humiliate unbelief." Maslama crossed into Christian territory with 120,000 jihadists and, as one near-contemporary chronicler records, "with both sword and fire, he put an end to Asia Minor." On August 15, the Muslim host began its assault on the city, which was under the command of the newly crowned emperor Leo III. Just weeks earlier, judged the ablest man to face the crisis, Leo — a former general — had been consecrated in the Hagia Sophia itself, the beating heart of Eastern Christendom (though today a mosque). Unable to breach Constantinople's cyclopean walls, Maslama waited for 1,800 ships carrying an additional 80,000 warriors to arrive, hoping to choke the city into submission. It was then that Leo acted. [...] https://stream.org/today-in-history-greek-fire-and-gods-storms-save-constantinople-from-islam/

'I Was Blown Away': Kash Patel Describes Explosive FBI Burn Room Discovery FBI Director Kash Patel says he was "blown away" by what he uncovered inside a hidden "burn room" at the bureau's headquarters, a locked area in the Hoover Building containing thousands of documents tied to the Russia-collusion hoax and other politically sensitive matters. In an interview with Fox News' Sean Hannity on Thursday, Patel described finding not just one, but seven government "burn bags," "specially designed containers for destroying classified evidence, along with hard drives belonging to former FBI leaders, including James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, and Lisa Page. "I was blown away," Patel said. "But, sadly, it's come to be expected in this town when corrupt bureaucrats weaponize and destroy law enforcement like predecessors of mine did at the FBI." Patel explained that President Trump's mandate for "transparency and accountability" is driving his push to clean house and expose misconduct. "Think about this for a second," he told Hannity. "We exposed the Russiagate hoax… the FISA abuses, the corruption of political parties, and the lies to a federal court just to illegally surveil a presidential candidate. I came in years later thinking we uncovered most of it. But sadly, we found a room locked away locked away in the Hoover building that contained burn bags," he continued. "We didn't find one. We found seven. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/08/15/kash-patel-describes-explosive-fbi-burn-room-discovery-n4942745