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Typically, it's been recommended here to wait 2 years. That can be very satisfying. We ought to make USCIS pay us back for all of our trauma, so how about using the papers for a weenie-roast, or fireplace kindling?

And driving upside-down (Northern Hemisphere vs. Southern).

Just took Cat T-B. to the beauty salon for a 4-wheel manicure. Traumatic. She screamed all the way there and all the way back. She wasn't catchable during a serving of treats. Had to serve her an early lunch and nab her right after setting the bowl down. If she weren't such a piglet, she'd never trust me again during meal service. However, unlike Cats T-B. #1 & #2, she doesn't recognize the carrier when it's present, so that's a boon.

Donald Trump's Trial For Election Interference Set To Begin In Time To Interfere With Election [...] "This certainly is the most appropriate date," said U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan in her announcement. "Mr. Trump is not above the law, and holding this trial to determine if he is guilty of interfering in the 2020 election gives the federal government its best chance of interfering in the 2024 election." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trumps-trial-for-election-interference-set-to-begin-in-time-to-interfere-with-election

Biden Lies Again, Says He 'Literally' Convinced Segregationist Strom Thurmond to Vote for Civil Rights Act Have Old Joe Biden and reality finally formalized their separation and divorce? The alleged president was breathing on Monday, so it comes as no surprise that he was also lying; it would be hard to identify two operations that come more naturally to him. His latest howler is the claim that he convinced South Carolina Sen. Strom Thurmond to vote for the Civil Rights Act "before he died." [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2023/08/29/biden-lies-again-says-he-literally-convinced-segregationist-strom-thurmond-to-vote-for-civil-rights-act-n1722841

Oh, boy -- Wednesday -- time for our hilarious Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ================================================ THE BLONDE'S MELONS A blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along. The guy asked, "What are you carrying?" "Melons," the blonde replied. "Cool," the guy said. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?" The blonde giggled and said, "If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them!"

This is the most important lawsuit of all time, see man: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Burger King Faces Lawsuit for Allegedly Telling 'Whopper' About the Size of Its Burgers The royalty of fast food, Burger King, has sustained a critical legal blow in a lawsuit alleging that the company misled hungry consumers about the size of its signature sandwich: The Whopper. A judge ruled that the legal action can proceed against the fast-food chain and the Monarch of Meat Patties. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2023/08/29/burger-king-faces-lawsuit-for-allegedly-telling-whopper-about-the-size-of-its-burgers-n2163208

Chicago TV News Crew Robbed at Gun Point While Filming a Story About Robberies https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2023/08/29/chicago-tv-news-crew-robbed-at-gun-point-while-filming-a-story-about-robberies-n1722894

REPORT: Smoking Gun ‘Evidence of Joe Biden’s Corruption’ Will Be Released in Coming Weeks Newsmax host Greg Kelly dropped a real bombshell on Tuesday, declaring the existence of an audio recording that contains "incontrovertible evidence of Joe Biden's corruption." According to Kelly, the contents of the recording are so incriminating that they could potentially lead President Biden to withdraw from the 2024 race. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/08/29/report-smoking-gun-evidence-of-joe-bidens-corruption-will-be-released-in-coming-weeks-n1722959

Good grief. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CDC has stopped collecting COVID vaccine data https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/08/29/cdc-has-stopped-collecting-covid-vaccine-data-n574454

Former Morgan Stanley exec sues company claiming he was fired because he was white https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/08/29/former-morgan-stanley-exec-sues-company-claiming-he-was-fired-because-he-was-white-n574610

Suicides among Afghan women are soaring While tragic, this was probably entirely predictable. After Joe Biden's disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan, the Kinder, Gentler Taliban immediately began cracking down on the rights and freedom of women, just as they have always done. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/08/29/suicides-among-afghan-women-are-soaring-n574421

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Catered to demanding miu, serve miu we man. Spent part of morning on phone with various financial entities, had to pull rank* on most man. *as Successful Business Typhoon in the POTS** industry, we man **buy yours today, si man! Lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. Right at peak siesta time, we had to take Uncle T-B. to the dentist, chauffeur senior he man we man. All went well, si man. Returned to spend another hour-plus helping Uncle T-B. get into his computer accounts, man. We have no clue how he manages to hose his usernames/passwords so often, no and man. Din-din was the rest of the chicken from the Costco orange chicken of earlier, ingest we man. A semirestorative late siesta was finally taken, zzz we man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. Two Guys eve Wednesday eve, Two Guys man.

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YYZ has a CBP station. Get processed there, then continue to your flight to the U.S. Once you land in the U.S., simply collect your luggage and leave the airport.

That's how Musk responded.

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No Masks, Please, We're Rational Unfazed by data, scientific research, or common sense, the maskaholics are back. In response to an uptick in Covid cases, they've begun reinstating mask mandates. So far, it's just a few places—a college in Atlanta, a Hollywood studio, two hospitals in Syracuse—but the mainstream media and their favorite "experts" are working hard to scare the rest of us into masking up yet again. [...] https://www.city-journal.org/article/no-masks-please-were-rational

'Joe The Plumber' Was Right About Barack Obama Many of our political problems can be traced back to his imperial presidency. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/08/29/joe-the-plumber-was-right-about-barack-obama/

Known in Ecuador and elsewhere as "gringo price."

Where's the "gag me" emoticon?

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It depends on the requirements of the court where the wedding will take place. Call the court clerk. Mrs. T-B.-to-be's passport was acceptable, as I recall. I (the USC) had to provide my SSN, and I had no idea where my card was. Fortunately, the court was close to home, so I ran back to find any official governmental document with my SSN on it. I had a Series EE savings bond. I showed it; the clerk checked briefly with her supervisor, accepted it, and said, "This is the first time that anyone has presented a savings bond as ID."

'Hey, Look, I Am Smoking A Marijuana!' Shouts DeSantis At Police In Bid To Get His Own Cool Mugshot TALLAHASSEE, FL — Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis was seen last night waving around a joint in front of local police officers in a desperate attempt to get arrested and have a cool mugshot just like Trump. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-desantis-repeatedly-jaywalks-in-front-of-police-in-desperate-bid-to-get-arrested

Texas Governor Signs Legislation Making It Legal To Make Climate Protestors Dance By Firing Six-Shooters At Their Feet [...] "If namby-pamby protestors wish to sit on Texas roads and block our jacked 4x4 trucks, they're plumb free to get a wiggle on," said the governor of the Lone Star State while signing legislation with his customary red-hot cattle brand. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-governor-signs-legislation-making-it-legal-to-make-climate-protestors-dance-by-firing-six-shooters-at-their-feet