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Hoo, boy... Kurt Schlichter unloads! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This Political Prosecution Scheme Is Going To Backfire Hard Yuck it up, you morons who think it's cool to try to frame political opponents because your mug shots are coming soon enough. And maybe not just mugshots. You've genuinely screwed yourselves. You can't control what you have unleashed. And you're celebrating. You shouldn't. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2023/08/28/column-n2627586

Biden Suggests He Will Mandate a COVID Booster for All Americans This Fall [...] Over the weekend, the president told reporters that he plans to ask Congress for additional funds to develop a new vaccine, adding that he may force everyone to take it whether they previously received the initial vaccine. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/08/27/biden-suggests-he-will-mandate-a-covid-booster-for-all-americans-n2627591

New York City Rat Problem so Bad Now They're a Tourist Attraction It's long been said that New York City is a rat race, but now tourists are coming not to see the Empire State Building, Broadway, or the Statue of Liberty—but instead to witness the rat hordes. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/08/27/big-apple-rat-problem-so-bad-now-theyre-a-tourist-attraction-n2163102

Governor Abbott sends another migrant bus to L.A. after mayor complains about the last one [...] Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass complained about the last bus Abbott sent to her city so, five days later, another bus arrived from Texas. On Saturday, bus number 10 arrived in Los Angeles. A total of 39 illegal aliens were on the bus – 12 families, including 21 children. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/08/27/governor-abbott-sends-another-migrant-bus-to-l-a-after-mayor-complains-about-the-last-one-n574056

Georgia indictment of Trump is the same flawed product in a different package [...] Although there are strong criminal allegations against some of the defendants on individual acts, the effort to prosecute Trump is based on loose alleged conspiracies and little new evidence involving his own actions. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/4171862-georgia-indictment-of-trump-is-the-same-flawed-product-in-a-different-package/

Hoo, boy -- this author is hot! And not incorrect. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An Inconvenient Trump: Republicans Are Living an Enormous Lie The Democrats and the media run a constant clown show, but the Republicans play along as useless puppets, willfully participating in a system designed to destroy them. The Republican party is allowing itself to be rigged by playing by the rules of an old system that no longer exists. The Democrats, bureaucracy, and media are vicious apparatchiks. They are a dirty and obvious enemy who clearly need to be fought. The Republicans are worse because they don't see their own participation in the Big Lie. They would rather step over Trump's dead political body than save the republic. In so doing, they will never have power again, even if they regain it. They will be vassals of the state apparatus, nothing more … or else. [...] https://spectator.org/an-inconvenient-trump-republicans-are-living-an-enormous-lie/

Disinfo-nation: the new censorship is here to stay [...] When we stop to think about it, the list of topics on which the government and mass media feel called to protect us from "disinformation" is very long. Merely by printing some lists on which damnable forms of disinformation circulate I may be triggering some readers. The only safe response is to avert your gaze and hum a Taylor Swift song. [...] https://thespectator.com/topic/disinfo-nation-censorship-here-to-stay-disinformation/

Joe Biden's haplessness isn't funny anymore This week, US president Joe Biden finally visited the fire-ravaged community of Lahaina in Hawaii, some 13 days after the deadly wildfires began. This was no doubt intended as a way to reassure devastated locals and Americans in general that their dear leader is not an out-of-touch old rich dude with a feeble mind. It was, instead, a spectacular example of Biden being just that. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2023/08/27/joe-bidens-haplessness-isnt-funny-anymore/

Some consulates permit petitioners to be on the premises during a beneficiary's interview. This is optimal if the CO has questions and wants to clarify answers by calling in the petitioner. However, it would be highly unusual for the petitioner to share this, the first interview. Other consulates have petitioners wait outside the premises. Either way, take the petitioner's U.S. passport to hand to the document-collector inside the consulate. In the interview, tell the CO, "My fiancé is outside, if you'd like to talk."

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she man. Short visit ruined further by uncertainty about little amigo's party's start-time, disorganized man. We had barely raced casa-ward to wrangle laundry when we had to head back, hectic man. Of course, had to stop at drugstore to get Mama T-B.'s pills, man. Delivered pills and retrieved Mini-B., aysheep wee man man. Then we had to stop at the casa again so Mini-B. could get his hoodie, good grief man. Why couldn't Mini-B. have told us to bring the hoodie so we could go right to the party, huh man? Despite all this, dropped Mini-B. at party in ample time, good grief man. Lunch was Many (2+2) Arby's gut-bombs*, takeout and ingest we man. *procured WUOC, financially savvy we man We managed to catch up on the laundry, Many (2+2) loads man. Even got a siesta, adrenaline-crashed we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. retrieved Mini-B. from the party, dropped with us man. Mini-B. then jumped on computer to play games with his amigos, 2 hours man. Din-din for Mini-B. was spaghetti & a cake piece donated by Mama T-B., ingest wee man. Din-din for us was the remaining 2 corn dogs, ingest we man. Meanwhile, miu was not to be seen for these Many hours, no miu man. Last we'd seen of miu was her watching us make Mini-B.'s bed, observant miu man. We presumed that miu had crawled under bed for a miu-siesta, typical of many mius man. Miu finally reappeared right when we were offloading Mini-B.'s stuff, fashionably late miu man. Mini-B.'s stuff seems to reproduce on its own, amount grows like jackrabbit clans man. Stuff took up the entire T-B.-mobile back seat, good grief man. Ex-Mrs. T-B. came out to help carry stuff in and promptly spilled an important box, ex-she man. Ex-she man refused to let us recite our "We're Two Guys!" mantra in her casa, uptight ex-she man. Mini-B. and we muttered it sotto voce, punctuated with stomach-bumps, take that ex-she man man. We have conquered the remaining laundry, victorious we man. We have cleaned the miu-box, intestinally prolific miu man. We must dish and subsequently de-dish the warsher, Sunday night man. Then we shall cavort lustily with the rubias, lustily cavort we man.

But you are ordered to wear them nevertheless!

And you thought that we'd forgotten our hilarious Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke! (Neh nehneh boo boo) Here it is: ============================ CALLING THE CEO A man joined a big corporate empire as a trainee. On his very first day of work, he dialed the food service and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee, quickly!" It turned out that he hadn't dialed the kitchen after all. The voice from the other side shouted, "You fool! You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, Dumbo?" "No," replied the trainee. "I'm the Chief Executive Officer of the company, you fool!" The trainee paused for a moment to consider an appropriate response. He shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?" "No," said the CEO indignantly. "Good!" said the trainee, and hung up the phone.

Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Buy Beer For Underage Teens NEW YORK—Touting the breakthrough as a major step forward in primate research, scientists at Columbia University announced Thursday they had successfully taught a 7-year-old western lowland gorilla to buy beer for underage teens. [...] https://www.theonion.com/scientists-successfully-teach-gorilla-to-buy-beer-for-u-1850752559

Over Half of 'Trans Women' in Jail in One State Have Been Convicted of Sex Crimes https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/08/26/wisconsin-jails-trans-inmates-n2627491

Wow... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: Unbelievable footage of Ryan Preece's NASCAR crash NASCAR's Ryan Preece was involved in a bone-jarring wreck during the Coke Zero Sugar 400. The footage of the car flipping end-over-end and then side-over-side is insane. [...] https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/08/27/watch-unbelievable-footage-of-ryan-preeces-nascar-crash-n2386620

WATCH: Sen. Kennedy Delivers Savage Takedown of Sleazy Dealings by the Bidens https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/26/watch-sen-kennedy-delivers-savage-takedown-of-slimy-dealings-by-the-bidens-n2163072

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Tries - And Fails - at Using a Whiteboard to Explain 'Bidenomics' [...] the problem isn't Biden, it's just messaging. If Americans just understood Biden and his policies a little better, then we'd truly get what a great guy he is and how wonderful his "plans" are. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/26/biden-tries-to-do-a-whiteboard-to-explain-bidenomics-it-doesnt-go-well-n2163069

10th Bus of Illegals Arrives in LA From Texas, Mayor Bass Whines City Hadn't 'Extended an Invitation' https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/08/26/10th-bus-of-illegals-arrives-in-la-from-texas-mayor-bass-whines-city-had-not-extended-an-invitation-n2163088

Supposedly Broke Hunter Biden Has a New Pad, and Your Money Is Involved [...] While he dramatically lowered payments to a daughter he's essentially disowned (including legally denying her the use of his last name), Hunter Biden apparently has enough money to afford a glamorous new pad, priced at the low, low price of $15,800 a month. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/08/26/supposedly-broke-hunter-biden-has-a-new-pad-and-your-money-is-involved-n2163091

WATCH: Biden Gets Loudly Booed, Yelled at in Lake Tahoe https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/26/watch-biden-gets-loudly-booed-in-lake-tahoe-n2163066

That would certainly be political suicide.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES/MS report, see man: The GS/ES/MS debacle ended in time to procure Subway* for lunch, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Mini-B. spent all afternoon playing online with his amigos, animated wee man. We got a much-needed siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was more of the orange chicken from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Miu outlasted us again, man. Last night's din-din was onecan of morsels from Tractor Supply, filling and appealing to mius man. Miu consumed some and then loudly complained, spoiled miu man. We told miu that miu would eat all of her din-din, instruct we man miu man. In the morning, bowl of glop was still there, obstinate miu man. Miu pestered us incessantly, let us caffeinate ourself first man. We mixed half of a Fancy Feast Petites into the glop and heated it briefly, resourceful we man. Miu picked around the new glop, ate the Fancy Feast, and objected loudly, obstinate miu man. For miu-lunch, we tried the same tactic, unsuccessful again man. We finally dumped out new glop and served one twin-pack of Fancy Feast turkey, overjoyed miu man. Miu outlasted us again, and man. Movie night was Expelled, very good man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This made only Many (2x2x2) for the week, must lower standard quota man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, shorter than usual man. Then take Mini-B. straight to birthday bash of little amigo at party place, chauffeur wee man we man. Take him back to casa hopefully to watch AFV rerun, we can hope man. Then surrender him at end of Two Guys week, sigh man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man.

Did the White House Coordinate With Special Counsel Smith Before Indicting Trump? In November 2022, Joe Biden indicated that he would use his power as president to prevent Donald Trump from becoming president agent. "I'm making sure he, under legitimate efforts of our Constitution, does not become the next President again," Biden told a reporter. Nevertheless, the White House has insisted that the federal investigations of Donald Trump have been completely independent. Now there appears to be evidence that Special Counsel Jack Smith, who has indicted Donald Trump twice, may have coordinated with the White House Counsel's office mere weeks before Trump was indicted over the alleged mishandling of classified documents. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/08/26/did-the-white-house-coordinate-with-special-counsel-smith-before-indicting-trump-n1722341

Black Poverty Skyrockets Under Joe Biden [...] Now, when it comes to shameless pandering to the black community, Joe Biden is your guy. He'll boast about picking a black female running mate, or a black female Supreme Court nominee, but when it comes to actually helping black people in America — you know, what really counts — he falls flat. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/08/26/black-poverty-skyrockets-under-joe-biden-n1722252

From a former Federal prosecutor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Badges of Biden Bribery [...] As Representative James Comer releases new and damning information each week about Biden family corruption, many Biden critics are still hoping for "smoking gun" proof to seal the deal. But while new details would add to the case, there is already a critical mass of evidence sufficient to prove Biden's guilt in the court of public opinion, and it only hurts perception to hope for an elusive form of proof that will never present itself. [...] https://pjmedia.com/columns/johnoconnor/2023/08/26/the-badges-of-biden-bribery-n1722346