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Plane Reportedly Carrying Yevgeny Prigozhin Crashes in Russia [...] The Wagner-affiliated Grey Zone Telegram channel said the mercenary chief's body had been found in the plane wreckage, but this information could not be verified, and Prigzohin's condition and whereabouts remain unknown. [...] https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2023/08/23/plane-reportedly-carrying-yevgeny-prigozhin-crashes-in-russia-a82233
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We report the rare ES bummer, see man: It was actually shampoo, OK man. It's as thin as water and doesn't lather at all, si and no man. It stinks during use*, had to shampoo over it with something else man. *it smelled OK when we sniffed it before purchase, sniff we man We shall promptly and gladly throw it out, bye man. The tax-reportable loss on this purchase was approximately Many (2x2x2x2x2 +1) or Many (2x2x2x2x2 +2) cents, oh well man.
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Oath Ceremony - Washington DC
TBoneTX replied to SA M's topic in US Citizenship Case Filing and Progress Reports
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The Decline and Fall of a Once Great Company
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Well, sure -- acute awareness necessary at all times, the need to walk on eggshells like a "sword of Damocles" situation, and resentment that naturally builds. Leftists fail to consider consequences. -
Thrilling Tuesday non-din-din report, see man: Both we and Mini-B. had a hard time up-dragging ourselves in the a.m., sleepy Two Guys man. After dropping Mini-B. at skool, we headed for Mama T-B.'s, head we man. Took Mama-T-B.-mobile to shop for new battery, aired tyres*, etc., achieved we man. *one of only 2 British spellings accepted/encouraged, Colonist we man Mama T-B. didn't go too aysheep regarding the whole process, surprised we man. It rained for the first time since July Many'th ([2+2+2]th), how dry we aren't man. The string of Many (2x2x2x2 + [2x2x2 -1]) consecutive Many00-degree days was broken, too, Arctic conditions man. Lunch was Many (2+1) PB&J sandwiches, ingest we man. A siesta was eagerly taken, zzz we man. Mini-B. in decent mood after skool, decent wee man. Din-din described above, q.v. man. We asked Mini-B. multiple times if he had any hoamwurk or projects, multiple negatory replies from wee man man. At approximately bedtime, we asked Mini-B. again, suspicious we man. Mini-B. suddenly remembered a science project due "a few days ago," and man. We asked him why he told neither us nor ex-Mrs.-T-B. about this before, demand we man of wee man man. Mini-B.: "Science is First Period, and I have Many classes, and I can't remember, si and si and no man!" We told Mini-B. to get on his computer and finish the project before midnight, stern we man. Mini-B. beefed and moaned but complied, beef moan comply wee man man. At Many (2x2x2 +2+1) p.m., Mini-B. finished, finally man. We scanned it to the teechur with abject apologies, grovel we man to teechur man. Meanwhile, we consulted with ex-Mrs.-T-B. about this, repeat of last year man. Ex-she man also said that Mini-B. had denied any hoamwurk, unsurprising man. Ex-she man and we man agreed to no games until/unless hoamwurk is done, firm man. Ex-she man also said, "This is the first & last time before canceling his phone," quoth ex-she man man. Neither ex-she man nor we man can abide another full year of dragging Mini-B. kicking/screaming through skool, no man. We told a dead-tired Mini-B. that we'd had a good Two Guys din-din and would discuss this situation later, we man won't like it but must comply man. We must now service demanding miu, tired of waiting for Daddy miu man.
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Need help.
TBoneTX replied to Estefany zavala's topic in Adjustment of Status from Work, Student, & Tourist Visas
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VAWA, Part 26
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
Oboy oboy oboy -- it's Wednesday, and time for our side-splittingly hilarious Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================= REAL-LIFE FACEBOOKING I'm trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day, I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I've eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I did the night before, and what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family and my dog, and of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what anybody and everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them a "thumbs up," and tell them I like them. And it works just like Facebook! I already have four people following me: two police officers, a private investigator, and a psychiatrist. -
K1 Visa help in Ethiopia [merged threads]
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If you plan on taking pictures and also want to feel like a million (U.S.) bucks, dress up. You won't regret it. This is a once-in-your-life experience.
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I Rented A Tesla For A Week And Am Totally Sold On Gas-Powered Cars After test-driving one for an entire week, we learned we will never buy a Tesla or any electric vehicle as long as we have the option of gas-powered cars or even hybrids. https://thefederalist.com/2023/08/21/i-rented-a-tesla-for-a-week-and-am-totally-sold-on-gas-powered-cars/
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Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump Doesn't Deserve A Second Term For How He Mismanaged Covid [...] If Trump becomes our nominee, millions of Americans will vote for him no matter what happens in court. They might see voting for him as necessary to send the message that this kind of persecution cannot be tolerated, but the record speaks for itself: Trump in no way deserves a second term. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/08/18/trump-doesnt-deserve-a-second-term-for-how-he-mismanaged-covid/
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Following Hurricane, California's Homeless Begin The Hard Work Of Re-Pooping All The Sidewalks [...] "Somebody's gotta do it," said a homeless vagrant who only identified himself by the name Banjo. "It took a lot of people a long time and a lot of effort to fully poop the sidewalks in this city, and that big storm just wiped it all away. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/following-hurricane-californias-homeless-population-gets-down-to-the-thankless-task-of-re-pooping-all-the-sidewalks
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Daily update on Biden tanking america
TBoneTX replied to Nature Boy 2.0's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Biden Tells Fire Victims He Sympathizes Because One Time He Walked On The Beach Without Sandals And The Sand Was Really Hot MAUI, HI — President Joe Biden arrived in Maui this week full of quips and folksy anecdotes to show his support for the victims of the deadly fires, pulling out some of his best material to comfort those who lost everything. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tells-fire-victims-he-sympathizes-because-one-time-he-walked-on-the-beach-without-sandals-and-the-sand-was-really-hot -
Jesse Watters Drops Big News About More Hunter Trips on Air Force Two [...] "These are trips we didn't know about before, because Hunter avoided being caught on camera," Watters posted. "But Primetime now has indisputable evidence that Hunter Biden was using Air Force 2 as business travel. Taxpayers funded Hunter's business travel so the Bidens could sneak around the world and get rich," he claimed. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/22/jesse-watters-drops-big-news-about-more-hunter-trips-on-air-force-two-n2162897
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Daily update on Biden tanking america
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Biden's Vacation in Lake Tahoe Now Being Investigated, as People Question Whether He Fell Asleep in Maui https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/22/biden-back-to-lake-tahoe-to-continue-vacation-n2162900