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Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla To Buy Beer For Underage Teens NEW YORK—Touting the breakthrough as a major step forward in primate research, scientists at Columbia University announced Thursday they had successfully taught a 7-year-old western lowland gorilla to buy beer for underage teens. [...] https://www.theonion.com/scientists-successfully-teach-gorilla-to-buy-beer-for-u-1850752559

Over Half of 'Trans Women' in Jail in One State Have Been Convicted of Sex Crimes https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/08/26/wisconsin-jails-trans-inmates-n2627491

Wow... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: Unbelievable footage of Ryan Preece's NASCAR crash NASCAR's Ryan Preece was involved in a bone-jarring wreck during the Coke Zero Sugar 400. The footage of the car flipping end-over-end and then side-over-side is insane. [...] https://twitchy.com/fuzzychimp/2023/08/27/watch-unbelievable-footage-of-ryan-preeces-nascar-crash-n2386620

WATCH: Sen. Kennedy Delivers Savage Takedown of Sleazy Dealings by the Bidens https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/26/watch-sen-kennedy-delivers-savage-takedown-of-slimy-dealings-by-the-bidens-n2163072

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Tries - And Fails - at Using a Whiteboard to Explain 'Bidenomics' [...] the problem isn't Biden, it's just messaging. If Americans just understood Biden and his policies a little better, then we'd truly get what a great guy he is and how wonderful his "plans" are. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/26/biden-tries-to-do-a-whiteboard-to-explain-bidenomics-it-doesnt-go-well-n2163069

10th Bus of Illegals Arrives in LA From Texas, Mayor Bass Whines City Hadn't 'Extended an Invitation' https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/08/26/10th-bus-of-illegals-arrives-in-la-from-texas-mayor-bass-whines-city-had-not-extended-an-invitation-n2163088

Supposedly Broke Hunter Biden Has a New Pad, and Your Money Is Involved [...] While he dramatically lowered payments to a daughter he's essentially disowned (including legally denying her the use of his last name), Hunter Biden apparently has enough money to afford a glamorous new pad, priced at the low, low price of $15,800 a month. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/08/26/supposedly-broke-hunter-biden-has-a-new-pad-and-your-money-is-involved-n2163091

WATCH: Biden Gets Loudly Booed, Yelled at in Lake Tahoe https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/26/watch-biden-gets-loudly-booed-in-lake-tahoe-n2163066

That would certainly be political suicide.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES/MS report, see man: The GS/ES/MS debacle ended in time to procure Subway* for lunch, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Mini-B. spent all afternoon playing online with his amigos, animated wee man. We got a much-needed siesta, zzz we man. Din-din was more of the orange chicken from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Miu outlasted us again, man. Last night's din-din was onecan of morsels from Tractor Supply, filling and appealing to mius man. Miu consumed some and then loudly complained, spoiled miu man. We told miu that miu would eat all of her din-din, instruct we man miu man. In the morning, bowl of glop was still there, obstinate miu man. Miu pestered us incessantly, let us caffeinate ourself first man. We mixed half of a Fancy Feast Petites into the glop and heated it briefly, resourceful we man. Miu picked around the new glop, ate the Fancy Feast, and objected loudly, obstinate miu man. For miu-lunch, we tried the same tactic, unsuccessful again man. We finally dumped out new glop and served one twin-pack of Fancy Feast turkey, overjoyed miu man. Miu outlasted us again, and man. Movie night was Expelled, very good man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This made only Many (2x2x2) for the week, must lower standard quota man. Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, shorter than usual man. Then take Mini-B. straight to birthday bash of little amigo at party place, chauffeur wee man we man. Take him back to casa hopefully to watch AFV rerun, we can hope man. Then surrender him at end of Two Guys week, sigh man. Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man.

Did the White House Coordinate With Special Counsel Smith Before Indicting Trump? In November 2022, Joe Biden indicated that he would use his power as president to prevent Donald Trump from becoming president agent. "I'm making sure he, under legitimate efforts of our Constitution, does not become the next President again," Biden told a reporter. Nevertheless, the White House has insisted that the federal investigations of Donald Trump have been completely independent. Now there appears to be evidence that Special Counsel Jack Smith, who has indicted Donald Trump twice, may have coordinated with the White House Counsel's office mere weeks before Trump was indicted over the alleged mishandling of classified documents. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/08/26/did-the-white-house-coordinate-with-special-counsel-smith-before-indicting-trump-n1722341

Black Poverty Skyrockets Under Joe Biden [...] Now, when it comes to shameless pandering to the black community, Joe Biden is your guy. He'll boast about picking a black female running mate, or a black female Supreme Court nominee, but when it comes to actually helping black people in America — you know, what really counts — he falls flat. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/08/26/black-poverty-skyrockets-under-joe-biden-n1722252

From a former Federal prosecutor. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Badges of Biden Bribery [...] As Representative James Comer releases new and damning information each week about Biden family corruption, many Biden critics are still hoping for "smoking gun" proof to seal the deal. But while new details would add to the case, there is already a critical mass of evidence sufficient to prove Biden's guilt in the court of public opinion, and it only hurts perception to hope for an elusive form of proof that will never present itself. [...] https://pjmedia.com/columns/johnoconnor/2023/08/26/the-badges-of-biden-bribery-n1722346

https://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/4158573-the-disqualification-of-donald-trump-and-other-legal-urban-legends/

I wonder if this Nordstrom's and other stores closing because of crime can even hold "going out of business" sales with increasing markdowns. Would they still risk being robbed?

Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why public schools never have enough money The new school year is just a few weeks away, and that can only mean one thing: right on cue, school districts are once again bemoaning a "lack of funding." [...] https://thespectator.com/topic/public-schools-enough-funding-education/

More about another Blue state. --------------------------------------------- IN MAUI, 'WE'RE THE GOVERNMENT AND WE'RE HERE TO HELP' WAS AS TERRIFYING AND TRAGIC AS EVER The people of Lahaina probably assumed there was a plan for this. They probably thought their emergency response director had emergency management experience. They imagined emergency sirens would go off in emergencies. They might have taken for granted that if a fire watch was issued and schools were closed for high winds days before a devastating wildfire swept through their community, the people charged with distributing water to firefighters and giving evacuation notices would be ready to do just that. [...] https://www.outkick.com/in-maui-were-the-government-and-were-here-to-help-was-as-terrifying-and-tragic-as-ever-mary-katherine-ham/

OK -- I posted Bill's story/link about the Macy's in the Beauty thread. It's hoped that LL will answer that she's well.

LL ma'am, is this yours? Boiler didn't see you in the footage (ABC7 report), but he hesitated to post this here. We want to be sure that you're OK. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Macy's in Los Angeles is targeted by flash-mob of nine robbers who empty its beauty department https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12448211/Macys-Los-Angeles-targeted-flash-mob-nine-robbers-beauty-department.html

This is really sad.

I thought that it was close to her, too. Will see what I can think of.

That sounds positive. Fingers crossed. Thanks for returning with this update.

LL might kick your tail?

Usually also by upvoting Official and Semiofficial Jokes, too!

You can go ahead and double-post it there, if you want.