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NEW: Viktor Shokin Speaks out About Joe Biden's Corruption in Ukraine Former Ukrainian prosecutor Viktor Shokin is speaking out years after then-Vice President Joe Biden secured his firing. In a now-infamous clip, Biden bragged about how he hijacked American aid in order to force the firing of Shokin, who he claimed was corrupt. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/08/25/new-viktor-shokin-speaks-out-about-the-corruption-of-joe-biden-getting-him-fired-n2163053

Biden Makes Bizarre Comments About Trump's Mugshot, Biceps, COVID, and the Special Counsel [...] Then on Friday, after another class, Biden went over to reporters again. I don't know what happened to his staff/handlers but somehow he got away and made a few bizarre comments. First, he was booed by people, as he went over to the reporters and just started talking about the looming UAW strike. He seemed oblivious to the booing. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/25/biden-makes-bizarre-comments-about-trumps-mugshot-biceps-covid-and-the-special-counsel-n2163057

More Damning Video Drops About Hunter Biden and Air Force Two Usage https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/25/more-damning-video-drops-about-hunter-biden-and-air-force-two-usage-n2163029

Hawaiians Let Joe Biden Have It in Brilliant Response to His Take on Maui Fire [...] Not surprisingly, it just infuriated a lot of people that, on top of everything else, this guy showed up for a photo-op, made that disgusting statement, and then high-tailed it out of there about five hours later, back to his vacation in Lake Tahoe. Some, like Kristen Goodwin, who is a Democrat, said that there were "no words in response to something like that." She said that she wouldn't be voting for him again, that she'd even vote for Trump rather than him, after this. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/25/hawaiians-let-joe-biden-have-it-in-brillilant-comment-about-his-take-on-maui-fire-n2163050

What exactly is the point of a mask mandate, anyway? [...] So why the push to reinstate mask mandates? It literally makes no sense if you believe that masks and vaccines work. And if you don't believe they work, why push a mask mandate at all? If they work, you are protected. If they don't, shut up about them. It is annoying and I am not wearing a mask to make you feel better. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/08/25/what-exactly-is-the-point-of-a-mask-mandate-anyway-n573513

Mortgage interest rates hit a new high under Biden [...] Just to put this in perspective, the last time interest rates were this high for mortgages the economy was in recession. Really. Look it up. But whatever. Under Biden it is different. Times are so good that houses are unaffordable. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/08/25/mortgage-interest-rates-hit-a-new-high-under-biden-n573497

Chicago police union president: Let's house illegal aliens at City Hall The Fraternal Order of Police President in Chicago proposed Thursday to use the lobbies and open hallways in City Hall to house illegal aliens. How does that sound? [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/08/25/chicago-police-union-president-lets-house-illegal-aliens-at-city-hall-n573618

You can buy Trump's mugshot on a t-shirt [...] Democrats and the press – redundant, I know – have been longing for a Trump mugshot since he won the 2016 election. Now they have it. It's smart for Trump to take advantage of it, same as others. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/08/25/you-can-buy-trumps-mugshot-on-a-t-shirt-n573601

And then: Putin ==> finger ==> nuke-button

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: We had to operate fast & efficiently after dropping Mini-B. at skool, action we man. We hit the road in reasonable time, si man. After the first 2 of the Many (2+1) ESs, we lunched at the local Chinese buffet, ingest we man. We then visited the contiguous Tractor Supply Co., miu supplies man. The Many'rd ES didn't open till 2 p.m., weird decision man. We had to be efficient if we were to return in time to get Mini-B. from skool, si man. This ES was way out in the boonies, look closely to find it we man. Long line of locals waiting to enter, sigh man. Fortunately, all were admitted at once, including us man. We dodged old & fat people in our efficient manner, practiced we man. We were the first purchaser of anything, ha man. The ES ladies of course recognized us and appreciated our presence, tasteful ES ladies man. We managed to get out in time to return to casa about Many (hour + Many minutes) before skool dismissal, wow man. We needed a shower and a siesta, si man. No time for both, no man. We siesta'd, priorities man. Successful long-range Friday ES-ing, self-commending we man. Din-din was traditional-Friday nuked angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. was moderately receptive to movie night, first such of the week man. We watched the first episode of Ahsoka, Star Wars man. Mini-B. didn't want to watch the second episode (far shorter than an hour), good grief man. He half-attended to it while playing other things, oh well man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were prepared, we ingested most of it man. Part of Mini-B.'s growing up aren't fun, no "family time" any longer man. Depending on several factors, we have itineraried our GS/ES itinerary for Saturday, si man. There are Many (2+2+1): 2 ESs, a GS, and an MS, precisely man. Mini-B. gets to stay up late playing games & virtual reality, then watch late TV new Two Guys man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

Friday ES report, see man: Went to second-favorite almost-small town for Many (2+1) ESs, trip-roading we man. The first and Many'rd ESs yielded the take, see man: -- spare "Mr. Coffee" pot = half + half-of-half a buck, steal man -- NIP bar Lava soap = $1, OK man Total = $1 + half + half-of-half a buck

We have had these in regular and special-order inventory from Day One, man! Gracias, si man. Order 1 for the price of 2 and get the second one free, whee man! Only if you order our special self-cleaning model, see man. Be among the first Many callers and get a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, whee man!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Nonsensical Way Chicago's Mayor Is Attempting to Crack Down on Crime https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2023/08/24/the-nonsensical-way-chicagos-mayor-is-attempting-to-crackdown-on-crime-n2627505

Raccoons in Germany Have Started to Steal Beer [...] it's in the nature of raccoons to forage... creatively. And having lived and worked in Germany, I will say that if you're going to drink beer, Germany is one of the best places in the world to do so. And it has, apparently, been going on for a while now. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2023/08/24/german-raccoons-are-stealing-beer-n2163008

Putin's War, Week 78. Prigozhin Crashes, Two Russian Bomber Bases and Moscow Hit by Drones The news of the week is more political than military, and little of that is good for Putin. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/08/24/putins-war-week-77-n2162818

Hoo Boy: Unearthed Posts Show DA Fani Willis Pushed Election Conspiracies, Including One You'll Remember [...] Specifically, multiple posts show Willis spreading conspiracy theories about Georgia's elections. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/08/24/hoo-boy-unearthed-posts-show-da-fani-willis-pushed-election-conspiracies-including-the-water-leak-claim-n2163022

This is great! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He's Back! Trump Finally Posts on Twitter/X Again, Leads off With Mug Shot [...] Many wondered if Trump would smile in the mugshot or what he might do for the picture. Donald Trump Jr. explains the look. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/24/hes-back-trump-finally-posts-on-twitterx-again-and-its-definitely-a-big-message-n2163024

Newt to put too fine a point on it, but this is nuts The British Isles have pretty much wiped themselves clean of every form of ranging wildlife they once had. Nothing roams the few forests you can find, or the denuded hills, that will scratch or bite or plain maul you to death – well, anything that's furry and four-footed, that is. So I am assuming that's where this heavy-handed focus on one of the few remaining native species they have comes from. To wax poetic over a slimy tove... how British. They are mad about the great crested newt. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/08/24/newt-to-put-too-fine-a-point-on-it-but-this-is-nuts-n573574

Trump Pays $12 Extra To Get The Cool Laser Background Mugshot [...] "You can pick from lasers, a forest scene where you pose against this tree, or a starfield," said the photographer as Trump carefully mulled over his options. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pays-12-extra-to-get-the-cool-laser-background-mugshot

DeSantis In Hot Water For Copying Indian Kid's Homework MILWAUKEE, WI — Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis is in hot water today after cameras clearly caught the candidate copying his Indian classmate's homework. "My eyes just happened to drift over there!" said a defiant DeSantis. "I wasn't cheating, I promise!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-in-hot-water-for-copying-indian-kids-homework

Chicago Gangs Kill Time Playing Catan While Waiting For Drive-By Shooting Hours To Start At 9 P.M. [...] "Gotta do something to pass the time," said Jaron Myers, a local gangster. "They don't want us to shoot anyone until late at night anyway, so we figured we could bust out some Catan. I'm all about killin' some fools, but at least I can monopolize the brick trade on my way to victory in the meantime, know what I'm sayin'?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-gangs-kill-time-playing-catan-while-waiting-for-drive-by-shooting-hours-to-start-at-9-pm

Winner Of Republican Debate Declared To Be Anyone Who Didn't Watch The Republican Debate U.S. — According to several polls, millions and millions of Americans skipped watching last night's Republican debate, leading most commentators to declare those people the undisputed winners of the debate. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/winner-of-republican-debate-declared-to-be-anyone-who-didnt-watch-the-republican-debate

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Mini-B.'s eve with ex-Mrs.-T-B., free to cavort with rubias we man. Lunch was Subway WUOC, ingest we man. Long siesta taken, zzz we man. Accomplished much administrative business regarding the POTS* empire, successful Business Typhoon we man. *buy yours today, si man! It reached Many00 + Many (Many00 + [2x2x2 +1]) degrees F. outside, tied all-time record man. Briefly threatened rain toward sunset, but no downfall, How Dry We Are man. Din-din for us and snack for Mini-B. was the other half of apple pie from FST restaurant, ingest Two Guys man. Worked perfectly to curbside pie-box in neighbor's garbage, elegantly timed man. After bedding Mini-B., will cavort with the rubias, inveterate party-animal we man.

Looks like Nueva York can't handle it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hochul Begs Biden to Help Remove Illegal Immigrants From Her State Saying she needs to "level with New Yorkers" on Thursday, New York's Democrat Governor Kathy Hochul released a video slamming the Biden administration and federal government for the influx of illegal immigrants to the Empire State that, of course, ended up there due — in part at least — to New York's status as a "sanctuary state." https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/08/24/governor-hochul-begs-biden-for-help-dealing-with-illegal-immigrants-he-let-into-the-country-n2627496

The Reason Everyone Is Piling on Vivek Ramaswamy [...] it's hard to talk about last night without talking about Vivek Ramaswamy. [...] https://redstate.com/joesquire/2023/08/24/so-why-is-everyone-piling-on-vivek-ramaswamy-n2162985