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Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Inaugurated new morning procedure for Mini-B., past time man. Involves awakening at o'dark-Many, man. We had to awaken Mini-B., first time man. Mini-B. took morning shower, Clean for Gene wee man man. This obviated distress and lost time regarding his "bed head," hypersensitive wee man. Miu was highly interested in these new proceedings, interactive miu man. Got out the door comfortably earlier than usual, good thing man. Lost most of that advantage because of rain traffic, Monsoon from the Black Lagoon man. Cleverly detoured to pick up several spaces in skool line, resourceful we man. Brunch was Mini-B.'s uneaten din-din + 2 chicken hot dogs from 2 weeks ago, ingest we man. A 2-hour -- si man, 2-hour -- siesta was taken, highly necessary man. Monsoon stopped in early afternoon, How Dry We Aren't man. Considered going out on errand, consider we man. Abandoned that when raindrops fell, abandon that we man. This was non-Two-Guys eve, din-din up to us man. Din-din was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. Almost took a second siesta, exhausted we man. However, miu became needy, demanding interactive miu man. Mini-B. returned with skoolwurk to do, one remaining task man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. gave us thumbs-up regarding morning procedures, approving ex-she man. Got Mini-B. to bed within Many (2+2+1) minutes of optimal lights-out time, miracle man. We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and a GS for Friday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

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Federal Government Announces They've Hidden Briefcase Full Of Slavery Reparations Somewhere In Continental U.S. WASHINGTON—Rolling out a new initiative to provide the financial restitution long advocated for by the Black community, the federal government announced Tuesday that it had hidden a briefcase full of slavery reparations somewhere in the continental United States. "Get ready to look far and wide, because we've placed every last dollar of reparations in a briefcase for one lucky winner to find!" President Joe Biden said before firing a starter pistol [...] https://www.theonion.com/federal-government-announces-they-ve-hidden-briefcase-f-1850888072

California Senator Grateful For New Job With Short Commute From Home In Maryland [...] "It's a real time-saver," Butler said. "As a senator for California, it's so convenient to not have to be a resident of the state. I never would have thought that would be allowed, but here I am! Now I can somehow represent the state of California while being a Maryland native. My travel expenses are almost nothing!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/california-senator-grateful-for-new-job-with-short-commute-from-home-in-maryland

Biden Unveils Cool New Look And Campaign Slogan 'Make United States Superb A Second Time' WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an attempt to shore up his abysmal approval ratings and poll numbers before the 2024 campaign season begins in earnest, President Joe Biden has unveiled a revamped approach to seeking re-election, including orange hair and skin, as well as the new campaign slogan "Make the United States Superb a Second Time." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-unveils-new-orange-hair-skin-and-campaign-slogan-make-united-states-superb-a-second-time

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FBI Stops By Antifa Riot To Ask If They've Seen Any Dangerous MAGA Around LOS ANGELES — According to sources, federal agents confronted a group of Antifa rioters who were in the middle of burning down a courthouse so they could ask them if they'd seen any dangerous MAGA around. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-stops-by-antifa-burning-down-federal-building-to-ask-if-theyve-seen-any-dangerous-maga-around

Bears legend DickButkus passes away DickButkus, a legendary Bears Hall of Fame middle linebacker and Chicago native who many still consider the most ferocious defensive player in NFL history, has passed away. He was 80. The Butkus Family released the following statement: [...] https://www.chicagobears.com/news/bears-legend-#######-butkus-passes-away EDITED TO ADD: The site's word-filter hosed the link. Go to the main site, then to the article.

This needs readin'. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Went to the Border and This Is What I Saw https://townhall.com/columnists/jonathanemord/2023/10/05/i-went-to-the-us-mexico-border-and-this-is-what-i-saw-n2629360

Bumbling Biden Leaves Nothing but Confusion After He Denounces His Own Border Wall Construction https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/10/05/bumbling-biden-leaves-nothing-but-confusion-after-he-disowns-his-own-border-wall-n2164709

"You vill submit, Comrade!"

With the distinct exception of Dr. Denton Cooley, the quality of the physician is inverse to the legibility of the handwriting.

jan22 = a godsend to the site and an absolute hero pushbrk

The 11th Commandment: "Listen to pushbrk."

We were created before Man, we'll have you know!

That's never stopped us before, no D ma'am. We have happily consumed Many-day-old 'za kept at room temperature, ingest we man.

Wrong -- "overthrow the Regime."

U.S. to restart deportations to Venezuela in effort to reduce record border arrivals Washington — The Biden administration is restarting direct deportations to Venezuela in an attempt to reduce unlawful crossings along the southern border by Venezuelan migrants, who have journeyed to the U.S. in record numbers in recent weeks, federal officials announced Thursday. [...] https://www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-venezuela-deportations-reduce-record-border-arrivals/

'Your Call Cannot Be Completed as Dialed.' Portland Asks Residents Not to Call 911 https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/lincolnbrown/2023/10/04/your-call-cannot-be-completed-as-dialed-portland-asks-residents-not-to-call-911-n1732351

Judicial Watch Sues Secret Service for Records of Attacks by Biden German Shepherd 'Commander' [...] The dog reportedly has been removed from the White House after its most recent attack on a Secret Service agent and other White House staff. According to a Judicial Watch source, President Biden has mistreated his dogs. Judicial Watch has learned he has punched and kicked his dogs. [...] https://www.judicialwatch.org/biden-german-shepherd-2/

Biden's FBI has classified MAGA as terrorists A shocking new Newsweek investigative report reveals that the FBI has classified Trump and his supporters as domestic terrorists. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/10/05/bidens-fbi-has-classified-maga-as-terrorists-n582414

Hmm. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Young men need to learn "mating dynamics" in the AI age Scott Galloway is a professor at New York University who is sounding the alarm over certain aspects of Artificial Intelligence. He doesn't seem to be particularly worried about massive job losses or robots flattening cities, though. He sees a crisis shaping up because of the advent of "virtual girlfriends" [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/10/05/young-men-need-to-learn-mating-dynamics-in-the-ai-age-n582595

Media lynch mob was way off in ex-MLB star Trevor Bauer's rape case [...] Two years of his life down the toilet, the lost opportunities, the stress of being falsely accused as a violent rapist: How does he rewind the clock? [...] https://nypost.com/2023/10/04/media-lynch-mob-was-way-off-in-ex-mlb-star-trevor-bauers-rape-case/

You're right again!

Honestly, I'm not 100% against the concept...

It's the missing link!