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North Dakota Sounds Off on the Crisis at the Northern Border North Dakota officials voiced their opinions before members of the House Judiciary Committee late last month, claiming the northern border can not withstand the border crisis that's already wrought chaos on America's southwest border with Mexico. According to Fox News, North Dakota communities that sit along the U.S.-Canada border have noticed an increase in crime, drugs, and homelessness due to the rise of illegal alien crossings. That is why four North Dakota officials stood before House lawmakers on Wednesday to describe the crisis at the border in hopes that they could help fix the problem "orchestrated" by the Biden administration. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jamie-parsons/2024/06/07/north-dakota-border-crisis-n2639747

What an awful death. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SHOCKER: Body of Missing Indonesian Woman Found Inside Massive Python It's a dangerous world. In some places, in fact, it's more dangerous than others, with various natural hazards that aren't found everywhere. Indonesia is one such place, where we learn now that a 45-year-old mother of four went missing on Thursday night, only to be discovered later inside a 16-foot-long, reticulated python: [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/06/08/shocker-missing-indonesian-woman-found-inside-massive-snake-n2175214

Thrilling non-GS/ES Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man: We were back at the casa by noon after also stopping at Aldi, si man. Lunch was a Many-slice ([2+2+2]-slice) package of frozen Aldi salisbury steaks, ingest we man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. After our repeated requests all week, Mama T-B. finally sent her grocery list at Many p.m., man. It was stuff from Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- different stores, man. And, of course, with perishables/meltables at each, man. Now, Mama T-B. doesn't wait until she's out of everything like Uncle T-B. does, no man. However, we must either make Many solo trips or try to store everything at our casa for one delivery, inefficient either way man. We went to one store and then another after sundown, divide-and-conquer we man. Naturally, one didn't have Many (2+1) of her requested items, no and man. We will have to deduce some way of getting all the stuff, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has been running Mini-B. ragged in Oklahoma, no surprise there man. Ex-she man even drove everyone from Muskogee to Tulsa to meet the Rojo's brother, good grief man. Mini-B. is going to be a wreck for Two Guys week, thanks very much ex-she man man. Party with the rubias in full progress, cavort we man. And that was/is our Saturday, thrilling man.

Let ME know when you can fling poo with adequacy.

Laying mighty low. The one in Missouri or wherever might lose in November.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Watch President Biden Call Himself a 'Student of French History' While in Paris President Joe Biden is quite the Renaissance man. He grew up in a Puerto Rican neighborhood and attended a black church. Now, after visiting Normandy, during a joint press conference with French President Emmanuel Macron, Biden reveals that he's a student of French history. At least he didn't claim Beau died at Normandy. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/06/08/watch-president-biden-call-himself-a-student-of-french-history-while-in-paris-n2397106

Bill Gates Takes on Farting Cows but Predictably Leaves Out a Pretty Important Fact The elites are once again very concerned for the planet, and Bill Gates seems to be taking a page from AOC's book because his issue now is flatulent bovines. Take a look. [...] https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2024/06/08/bill-gates-takes-on-the-farting-cows-but-predictably-leaves-out-a-pretty-important-fact-n2397096

Unbelievable gall -- and one can bet that zero will happen to them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Seems insurrectiony': Hamas Sympathizers Set Off Smoke Bombs and Flares at White House Right after the IDF rescues four hostages who've been held captive by Hamas for 246 days, the pro-Hamas crowd decided it was time to send a message to "Genocide Joe" and the White House, even though President Biden is in France. The theme of the day was red: everyone dressed in red and they blocked off entrances to the White House with a giant red ribbon. They're also setting off smoke bombs and flares. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/06/08/seems-insurrectiony-hamas-sympathizers-set-off-smoke-bombs-and-flares-at-white-house-n2397104

Already happened -- neh nehneh booboo!

IDF Heroes Rescue Four Israeli Hostages Alive - Including Noa The best news possible is coming out of Israel today. The IDF rescued four hostages simultaneously in daring daytime raids of two Hamas buildings in Nuseirat on Saturday. All of them were taken from the Nova Musical Festival on October 7, 2023. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/06/08/idf-heroes-rescue-four-israeli-hostages-alive-including-noa-n3789882

This is a highly understandable recap of the current situation(s). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's next in the lawfare campaign against Trump [...] it's too early to know precisely what effect Trump's conviction will have on the race. But it is not too early to see that the confusion, emotionality, and endless arguments surrounding the verdict raise the possibility that the political impact of Trump's conviction will be muddled. If that is the case, the muddle might also affect the public's view of the other Trump prosecutions that will go on between now and Election Day. The short version is that, despite the success in Manhattan, it is not at all clear that lawfare will be an electoral winner for Democrats. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/magazine-features/3029959/whats-next-in-the-lawfare-campaign-against-trump/

Keep a photocopy and a scanned copy of the courthouse information for yourself, in case the original gets lost in transit to your fiancee.

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The above was split from an old thread (now closed) in this forum.

Good idea -- shoot off his wiener before anything.

You mention yet another area in which chimpanzees are superior.

The consulates often do this automatically, but it always helps to e-mail them (with case number in Subject line) to request extension. Consulates can extend validity in 4-month increments for up to a year.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We set off with high hopes regarding the community GS, si man. We saw very few indeed (barely Many), and some were shutting down before Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., wimps man. We were given something free at one of them, however, boon man. That GS and the last ES yielded the take, see man: -- crosscut shredder = free, heavenly man -- 2 tape-measures, magnetic refrigerator list, Many-slotted Plexiglass envelope-holder = $Many ($2+2+2), deal man Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

Uh-uh. We graciously hide our intellect so as not to humiliate inferior primates.

If that comment was legitimate, then the leftists' utter glee will have done them in.

This clown needs to be drawn & quartered, killed by the neck until dead, covered in honey and staked near large mounds of fire ants, and imprisoned for multiple lifetimes in ultra-maximum security. After that, real punishment should be contemplated.

Should be fine. If you want, take a thick marker and "X" out the logo. No need to go overboard on this if you choose to do it.

This thread, which is going nowhere, is now locked to further comment. The topic is not to be restarted and is not to be revisited elsewhere. Another thread that overlaps this one also falls under this status. Administrative action is being contemplated against the accounts of one or more participants. Sam101010, experienced members have patiently given -- and exhaustively repeated -- sensible advice throughout this 6-page thread that you are apparently unwilling to trust or accept. The reality: Everyone applying for a U.S. tourist visa is presumed to be an intended immigrant; thus, your previous travel history and your likelihood of returning home (leaving the U.S. within the duration of your visa, if issued) are the relevant factors considered. You're free to apply for a U.S. tourist visa. If your fears prevent you from applying, you're equally free to honor your fears. It's your choice. Similarly, for now, your VJ account will remain open for you to participate (in other topics) or not, as you may choose, as long as you heed the site's Terms of Service (see link at bottom of any VJ page). TBoneTX for VJ Moderation

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Biden Admin Hires NASCAR Pit Crew To Rapidly Change Biden's Diaper Without Anyone Noticing WASHINGTON, DC — In a little-publicized move, the Biden Administration recently recruited a former NASCAR pit crew to make lightning-fast changes to the President's diaper whenever he soils his pants. The scheme was first revealed after NASCAR crew leaders began to be bombarded with ads seeking a "Race Car Pit Crew That Can Also Change Diapers." The ads specified that the crew would have to be able to change a diaper within 3.4 seconds, or "fast enough that nobody can notice it." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-admin-hires-nascar-pit-crew-to-rapidly-change-bidens-diaper-without-anyone-noticing