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Russian Opposition Leader Dies In Tragic 'Swallowing An Entire Gallon Of Cyanide' Accident [...] The survivor of a previous accidental poisoning, Navalny accidentally gulped down glass after glass of highly concentrated cyanide in what Russian prison sources are calling a "Real oopsie-daisy". Sadly, the video of the mishap was deleted in yet another freak incident. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/russian-opposition-leader-dies-in-tragic-swallowing-an-entire-gallon-of-cyanide-accident

You guys are making me go downstairs to raid the pantry*. *Mini-Bone's stash of Pop-Tarts

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Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Was out for Many (2+2) hours, si man. ES route was a lot less strenuous than we'd feared, serendipity man. However, 2 casas had Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- stories, knees survived but back almost didn't man. Rant, see man: Who the dickens would voluntarily live in a casa that had Many floors, huh and man? During our ES-ing, an aysheep Mama T-B. called to curse out the new bank that's giving her Many% on the new CD, profane senior she man. She was upset because the Web function to confirm the small test-deposits didn't seem to work, no man. She was further upset because her phone call went to "please leave us a message, si man," si man. We tried to explain Web-glitches to Mama T-B., rather fruitless man. We tried to explain Friday-before-holiday-weekend bank traffic, somewhat fruitless man. We told her to e-mail the info to the "info@bank" line and forget about it, completely fruitless man. Mama T-B.'s natural state is Aysheep, si and sigh man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at half-past 2 p.m.) was the toucans of Chef B. mini-ravioli*, ingest we man. *bought at today's** ES, financially savvy we man **same-day consumption precluded having to pantry the toucans, domestically savvy we man Mini-B. had no skool today, yet another skool holiday man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is sick with Covid-Many, sick ex-she man. Ex-she man asked if we could take Mini-B. overnight and possibly for din-din, plea ex-she man. We agreed if after Many (2+2) p.m., agree we man. The Rojo hosted Mini-B. in the meantime, Rojo's daughters off skool today too man. We got a semi-successful siesta, semi-zzz we man. The Rojo kept Mini-B. till after Many (2+2+1) p.m., si man. We got Mini-B. at half-past Many (2+2+2) p.m., unexpected Two Guys eve man. Movie night was Many more episodes of Young Sheldon, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. These will be added to the upcoming Two Guys' Week total, great head start man. Mini-B. is failing History, too many missing assignments man. We wrote the History teechur to apologize and promise a remedy, and and man. Part of Saturday will be spent making Mini-B. organize his skool satchel and binders, swear we man. We have itineraried one ES and one MS for Saturday, very local man. Party with the new & replacement rubias commences soon, cavort we man. It is interesting to us how a miu's eyes glaze over while it's doing its #2 business, intriguing man.

Friday ES report, see man: We itineraried Many (2+2+2) ESs, si man. We were prepared to abort the trip because of forecast rain, difficult route man. Fortunately, rain was minimal, expeditious we man. The Many'th (2+2+1th) ES was phantom, halfway expect this we man. The first ES was a dud, oh well man. The remaining ESs yielded the take, see man: -- Sangtai wall clock, stack of party cups, can sliced peaches = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2 + half a buck), deal man -- toucans Chef B. mini-ravioli, onecan Chef B. ravioli, toucans pinto beans, onecan Dinty Moore beef stew = $Many ($2+1), steal man -- 2 thick hotmats = $1, steal man -- NIP party plates, mostly full box Kleenex, NIP box Kleenex, NIP roll Gorilla tape, warshcloth = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+1 + half a buck), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2+2)

They would have disappeared before we could have formally offered, trust this man.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Says He Can't Remember A Single Time When His Memory Has Failed Him WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden lashed out at critics who questioned his cognitive ability Thursday, telling reporters at the White House that he can't remember a single time when his memory failed him. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-he-cant-remember-a-single-time-when-his-memory-has-failed-him

Interesting, and sounds reasonable. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hurricane Ranking Hype Recently, with much media fanfare, some scientists proposed adding a new, upper category to the hurricane rating scale, Category 6, to reinforce the dangers posed by climate change, which they believe is making hurricanes more powerful. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/02/hurricane_ranking_hype.html

Several assaultive posts have been removed, and one participant has been banned from this thread. We can disagree without being disagreeable. TBoneTX for VJ Moderation

It'd be positive to have her involved in some substantive way. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Trump May Be In Talks With Tulsi Gabbard Among the names of vice president picks for former President Trump is former Hawaii congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard. According to several reports, the former president met with Gabbard to discuss foreign policy and how the Defense Department should be run in a second Trump term. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/02/15/trump-tulsi-gabbard-n2635312

Nicely written and entertaining article. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Donald Trump Is Blessed With the Very Best Enemies [...] As we are seeing unfold across the country in real time, Trump is truly blessed with the best enemies. For all of Trump's bad luck, he is also aided right now by some very, very good luck. Consider some of the current biggest enemies of Trump, as he marches through the Republican presidential primary and looks toward a general election rematch with President Joe Biden. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/joshhammer/2024/02/16/donald-trump-is-blessed-with-the-very-best-enemies-n2635331

Biden Gets Confused Out on the Lawn, Jill Has to Correct Him Again [...] there was a little bit more of Joe's interaction with the Valentine's Day cards that was worthy of note. Even on something as simple as that, when it's just supposed to be a photo op of them wandering around on the lawn, looking at the stuff, he seemed confused and needed help from Jill. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/02/15/biden-needs-jill-again-n2170193

God in heaven. Read all. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Staffer Who Mishandled China, Iran Secrets Retains High-Security Pentagon Job While Special Counsel Robert K. Hur has raised the issue of mental deterioration in explaining why he declined to prosecute 81-year-old Joe Biden for illegal retention and sharing of classified documents, the president chose another rationale to declare himself not culpable: He shifted the blame to the staffers who boxed up his records as he left the vice president’s office in 2017. [...] [...] The president's explanation does not address how and why he shared classified material with a ghostwriter, but it shines a light on the longtime assistant who was in charge of packing his papers, Kathy S. Chung. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/02/15/biden_staffer_who_mishandled_china_iran_secrets_retains_high-security_pentagon_job_1011073.html

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ========== Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Went briefly to Mama T-B.'s to get xerox copy of her driver license, easing purchase of future CDs man. From there, took Mini-B.'s outgrown/spurned shirts/pants to children's resale place, si man. They took all but 2 shirts, $$$$$$$$i and whee man! Their offer of purchase was $Many, highly acceptable man. We found one pair of short pants to buy Mini-B., $Many-&-a-half man. We walked out with $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2) in our hands, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. On all of our Many (2x2x2) or Many (2x2x2 +1) visits, we have always left with a profit, financially savvy we man. From there, we groceried at the nearby Aldi for ourself and for Mama T-B., we man and senior she man man. We then returned to the casa, serviced demanding miu, and refrigerated Mama T-B.'s stuff, si man. Lunch was the remaining Many (2+1) slices of yesterday's Two Guys 'za, ingest we man. We then researched CDs for Mama T-B., nonstop process man. We found one or two not previously unveiled, good rates man. After a siesta, returned to Mama T-B.'s casa, return we man. Spent an hour reviewing and researching CDs with Mama T-B., mostly nonirritable senior she man. She then revealed that she'd have no more funds until a CD matures in Many (2+1) days, man! Much of our research might therefore be moot, rates changing all the time man. Din-din was carved pork roast, garlic mashed, & mac + cheese from Mama T-B.'s bistro, ingest we man. Party with the rubias (some retained, some new) later, cavort we man. ESs to be itineraried, stay tuned man. Overall, not a bad day, no man.

The circle is very tight indeed.

Democrats can't be racist -- not even the Dixiecrats of yore. Or, too senile to remember.

Still made, including store-label "toaster pastries."

Sorry, Y ma'am. At least you can celebrate on a different day when things may be cheaper.

Makes one wonder when these tyrants would begin penalizing or persecuting women who don't procreate...

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ~~~~~~~~~~ Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Lunch was the remaining Walmart beef/been burrito, ingest we man. Mama T-B. was aysheep regarding buying a CD and getting into her other new account, password hosed man. We signed her up for a new one, every step surrounded by senior she man's aysheep worries man. We called the other place and got the password out-straightened, aysheep senior she man. Why do we get yelled at when we try to help, huh and man? Then, Mama T-B. went aysheep because "these will expire at the same time and we'll have to go through all this next year, si man," si and man. Returned to casa for a siesta, much-needed zzz man. This was delayed when ex-Mrs.-T-B. texted to say that she was positive for Covid-Many, si man. We agreed to de-skool Mini-B. at release time instead of later, our Two Guys eve anyway man. Mini-B. was cranky as always after skool, tired/hungry wee man man. We offered to buy a 'za if he agreed to view Many (si man, Many) accumulated Baba-Mails, si man. Mini-B. refused the latter but accepted the former, tail wagging dog man. An extra-large 'roni 'za was procured, returned to the casa, and mostly consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. then tried on and accepted Many (2+2) of the Many (2+2+2) short pants bought Tuesday, OK man. We will take the rejects to the resale place on Thursday, automatic acceptance with store tags man. Of course, miu had discovered the box of clothes, soft new miu-bed man. Miu demanded and got a thorough brushing, brush demanding miu man we man. She is jockeying for another brushing + play, expectant miu man. We are glad to have told the rubias "nothing doing" on V.D., amateur night man. We will cavort with them or their replacements on Thursday night, cavort we man.

~~~~~~~~~~ Rest In Peace: Deceased Pop-Tarts Inventor Lowered Vertically Into Slot In The Ground GRAND RAPIDS, MI — Breakfast pastry lovers around the globe held a moment of silence today after news broke that Bill Post, inventor of the Pop-Tart, had passed away at the age of 96. Post's surviving family announced that he would be laid to rest by being lowered vertically into a thin slot in the ground. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/rest-in-peace-deceased-pop-tarts-inventor-lowered-sideways-into-slot-in-the-ground

~~~~~~ Devout Catholic Joe Biden Gives Up Cognitive Tests For Lent WASHINGTON, DC — In a moving show of piety and devotion, President Joe Biden announced this week he will be foregoing any and all cognitive tests for the Catholic observance of Lent. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/devout-catholic-joe-biden-gives-up-cognitive-tests-for-lent

Very good questions posed here. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The people taking illegal aliens into their homes—saints, predators, or fools? Last year, Massachusetts' Democrat Governor Maura Healey (who has just nominated her ex-girlfriend for a seat on the state's Supreme Court) put out a plea for her state's residents to take in illegal aliens because the state's shelters are at capacity. (Since then, Logan Airport has also become a shelter.) The local media are now touting some Brookline residents who answered the call. The reports are adulatory, but little things creep into them that can't be missed, including the suspicion that some people are finding a cute workaround to the Thirteenth Amendment. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2024/02/the_people_taking_illegal_aliens_into_their_homes_saints_predators_or_fools.html

Rachel Dolezal Loses Teaching Job in Arizona After Posting Pornographic Content on OnlyFans [...] An Arizona teacher has lost her job after it was revealed that she had been posting sexually suggestive content on OnlyFans. In this day and age, this type of story isn't all that shocking. There have been several reports of teachers getting into hot water for engaging in these types of extracurricular activities. But in this case, the teacher happens to be none other than Rachel Dolezal, a white, former NAACP leader who spent years fooling people into believing that she was black. [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2024/02/14/rachel-dolezal-loses-teaching-job-after-posting-pornographic-content-on-onlyfans-n2170129