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In Touching Memorial Day Address, Biden Thanks Fallen American Servicemen For Their Votes [...] "Today, we honor our fallen," said Biden, since that was what the teleprompter had told him to say. "The men and women of the armed forces who made the ultimate sacrifice, giving their lives for our great nation, and who then voted for me in 2020 despite being dead, deserve our humble thanks. Pause for silence but do not read these words as they are not part of the speech. End." Biden then [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/in-touching-memorial-day-address-biden-thanks-fallen-american-servicemen-for-their-votes

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Quietest day ever, holiday man. Mini-B. quietly played his games, occupied wee man. Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. We siesta'd for nearly Many hours, zzz we man. Din-din for Mini-B. was rice + tuna, ingest wee man. Din-din for us was onecan of Progresso chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. We threw that empty can into the garbage, and it clanked on something, minor noise man. Miu (atop kitchen counter) freaked and knocked several things onto floor, startled miu man. One item was our coffeepot from Saturday's ES, $2 down the tubes man. Mini-B. helped us sweep up the shards, what a waste man. Movie night was Ride Along, excellent man. Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. We then got a surprise phone call from someone we'd been waiting to hear from, hourlong man. An unsupervised Mini-B. missed bedtime deadline by nearly an hour, man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

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Thread of great comedic and historical value is moved from Off Topic to the US Citizenship Case Progress subforum.

For some comic relief ( ) : http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

A man telephoned a pet shop and said, "I'd like to place an order for 25,000 cockroaches." "What in the world do you want with that many roaches?" asked the clerk. "Well, I'm moving tomorrow," explained the man, "and my lease says that I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition in which I found them."

NEW Info About the Chechen Illegal Who Was Shot While Possibly Surveilling Special Ops Soldier's NC Home Late last week it was reported that a member of the U.S. Army Special Operations Command (USASOC) stationed at Ft. Liberty (Bragg), North Carolina was under investigation after he shot and killed a 35-year-old Chechen man who was trespassing on his property. Since the original reports, some disturbing information about the deceased and the company he was allegedly contracting with has come out - and it's got special forces families nationwide spooked. [...] https://redstate.com/jenvanlaar/2024/05/27/new-info-related-to-shooting-death-of-chechen-national-who-was-on-army-special-forces-soldiers-property-n2174705

If this is true, then Bidementia and Li'l Crackpipe are even bigger slime. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What Joe and Hunter Biden Did While Attending a Sandy Hook Memorial Raises New Corruption Questions Somehow, the Biden family has managed to lower the bar even further. According to a new report, Joe and Hunter Biden used a memorial at Sandy Hook shooting to set up a secret business deal with the Chinese. The plan? For a CCP-controlled entity to pay the Bidens $10 million a year. You might be asking what the Chinese were getting in return, and the answer appears to be influence in American politics facilitated by the then-former vice president. There's no sign of any legitimate product or service being offered in any of the documents released so far. Remember when the president insisted he had no involvement with his son's business dealings? Yeah, about that. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/05/27/what-joe-and-hunter-biden-did-while-attending-a-sandy-hook-memorial-raises-new-corruption-questions-n2174732

Joe Biden Met With a Witness Testifying Against Hunter Biden, Liberals Go Ballistic Over Reporting The appearance of corruption from Joe Biden involving his son's upcoming trial continues apace. On Thursday evening, Hunter Biden just happened to attend a state dinner at the White House. Who else was there? That would be AG Merrick Garland, the head of the DOJ who is prosecuting the younger Biden. Nothing to see there, though. We've all been assured such encounters are fine. What else is fine? The president going and meeting with Hallie Biden, one of the witnesses set to testify against Hunter Biden. An NBC News reporter shared that development on Sunday, and it sent liberals into fits of rage. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/05/27/joe-biden-met-with-one-of-the-witnesses-against-hunter-biden-liberals-go-ballistic-over-reporting-n2174712

Unreal: Biden Uses His Memorial Day Remarks at Arlington to Speak About His Son Beau [...] As others were speaking, he appeared completely checked out and distracted. Look at his face here. Um, Joe? You're supposed to at least be pretending to listen, not figuring out all the different ways to fidget. But it's just more evidence that he's fading fast and can't even maintain that much of a proper appearance during the ceremonies. Then of course you know what he would say on Memorial Day, don't you? He went right to talking about his son Beau, about how it was the ninth anniversary of his death (he died May 30, 2015). [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/05/27/biden-memorial-day-remarks-n2174719

This attorney dives deeply into the very real problems in the NYC trial. Follow closely for it to make sense. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What Prof. Turley Shows Us in the Trump Case Calls for Jury Nullification (A Deep Dive) Now, first, before we get this legal deep dive going, let's be clear. We haven't seen Professor Turley call for jury nullification—not even by a proverbial wink. What we are saying is that what he is documenting is enough for us to say if this author was on the jury, we would engage in jury nullification. Why? In order to vindicate Trump's constitutional rights. [...] https://twitchy.com/aaronwalker/2024/05/27/what-prof-turley-documents-in-the-trump-case-calls-for-jury-nullification-a-deep-dive-n2396643

Verdict on Trump judge's bias at 'hush-money' trial is in: Guilty [...] It's clear to even Trump-deranged observers that Manhattan Supreme Court Acting Justice Juan Merchan is a political hack. He was cautioned last year by the New York State Commission on Judicial Conduct over donations, albeit modest, to Biden and other Democrats. His daughter, Loren Merchan, has been profiting from the trial through her consulting firm as her Democrat clients reportedly raise millions in campaign donations through emails citing the trial over which her father is presiding. It was a no-brainer for Merchan to recuse himself, and yet he refused, sullying the reputation of the New York legal system. Rather than demonstrating that his personal political bent had no bearing on his courtroom conduct, Merchan has been a paragon of bias. [...] https://nypost.com/2024/05/26/opinion/verdict-on-trump-judges-bias-at-hush-money-trial-is-in-guilty/

Thinking of the buddies whom our veterans here lost while serving together.

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Kristi Noem Forced To Drive 500 Miles Around Tribal Land To Pick Up Dry Cleaning PIERRE, SD—Furrowing her brow at the clock as she pressed down harder on the gas pedal, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem was reportedly forced to drive 500 miles around tribal land Thursday in order to pick up her dry cleaning. "I really wish I'd known I was going to be banned before I dropped this stuff off last week," said the visibly stressed governor, who was recently prohibited from crossing into land legally belonging to indigenous American tribes and had already navigated six hours of back roads through the state's mountainous terrain, hoping to pick up several dress options she needed for a gala. [...] https://www.theonion.com/kristi-noem-forced-to-drive-500-miles-around-tribal-lan-1851496939

Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison NEW YORK—Emphasizing that it was their only option amid the rampant protests that had erupted on campus, Columbia University announced Monday that it had given students the option to finish classes from prison. "Given the current political turmoil and the many safety hazards it poses, all current students will be permitted to complete their semesters from the New York penitentiary system," said Columbia University President Minouche Shafik, adding that in light of recent events, [...] https://www.theonion.com/columbia-university-gives-students-option-to-finish-cla-1851443862

We remember the above, si man. We had Mini-B. go into his grade archives tonight to check, si and see man. If he found the right one, it appears that we he got a Many on it, whee and glee man. So there is your answer, see man. This contributed nicely to the overall grade of Many -- si man, Many -- that Mini-B. got in Inglish overall, si man.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Retrieved Mini-B., early Two Guys experience man. Mini-B. wanted BK for lunch, too much for us but OK man. BK procured*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up after her Ecu function, giddy ex-she man. She took Mini-B. back to her casa to retrieve something and for din-din, si man. Mini-B. pounded on our door a short time later, tearful wee man. "Mom yelled at me for leaving the garage door open, si man," said wee man man. "She also gave me this bucket of towels** to fold, si man," said wee man man. **then- & ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s infamous kitchen rags, vivid memories thereof we man "I didn't leave the garage door open, no man; she did and forgot about it, si man," said wee man man. We asked if Mini-B. had had din-din, ask we man wee man man. "All I had were a couple of empanadas, si man!" said wee man man. We tried to down-settle Mini-B., si man. We agreed that garage door wasn't open when we initially retrieved Mini-B., open-&-shut case man. We asked why ex-she man had sent him with the kitchen rags, puzzled we man. "She expects me to read her mind all the time, si man!" said wee man man. "And all she does is dump them into another bucket, si man!" said wee man man. Meanwhile, ex-Mrs.-T-B. had left us a text saying to come outside or call her later, si man. We tried calling, no answer man. We then texted, getting "I'm taking a shower, si man," what the dickens man. We never connected with ex-she man, no man. We allowed Mini-B. to play V.R., si man. We conquered our laundry load and dished/de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. We then folded the kitchen rags, just like old times*** man. ***we routinely did Many (2+2+2+1) laundry loads every weekend, see man: - on Saturday night, the bath towels and the kitchen rags, 2 loads man - on Sunday, our stuff, Mini-B.'s stuff, & 2 of then-Mrs.-T-B.'s stuff, Many loads man We told Mini-B. that when ex-Mrs.-T-B. inquires, we shall tell her that the malos kidnapped her rags and are demanding ransom, so there man. Din-din was light, still stuffed from BK Two Guys man. Mini-B. had onecan of Chef B. S+Ms, ingest wee man. We had onecan of Chef B. ABCs+12Manys**** (no meatballs), ingest we man. ****bought from supermarket's closeout/dent bin, financially savvy we man Mini-B. then consumed pecan pie donated yesterday by Mama T-B., ingest wee man. We think that both Mini-B. and ex-Mrs.-T-B. are right, but one a bit more than the other, si man. We dislike this constant tension between the two, man. Advice is solicited*****, si man. *****as are recommendations of rubias, si man

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This event is courtesy of yet another Diversity hire to run the park. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Denali National Park bridge crew ordered to stop flying American flags The crew working on a 475-foot-long bridge in Alaska's Denali National Park was recently told that they could no longer fly the American flag from their trucks or heavy equipment, which are being used in the $207 million Federal Highway Administration project. [...] https://alaskawatchman.com/2024/05/23/denali-national-park-bridge-crew-ordered-to-stop-flying-american-flags/

Buttigieg Flails Trying to Explain Why Only 8 EV Charging Stations Have Been Built by Biden Admin Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg had a rough go of it Sunday as he appeared on CBS' "Face the Nation" to first blame recent air turbulence on climate change, as RedState's Ward Clark reported. Then he flailed like a beached fish trying to explain why the Biden administration has only built eight electrical vehicle charging stations despite the fact they've promised over half a million by 2030. For the love of Pete. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/05/26/buttigieg-flails-tries-to-explain-why-only-8-out-of-500k-ev-charging-stations-built-by-biden-admin-n2174703

[This can be our Memorial Day thread.] ================== This is touching. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Seven Years Later, Marine Widow Recalls Trump Hugging Her Son at Husband's Arlington Grave The mother of six-year-old Christian Jacobs, the boy who shared a hug with President Donald J. Trump, told RedState she and her son still remember with fondness that 2017 Memorial Day at her fallen Marine husband's Arlington National Cemetery, Virginia, gravesite. "It was very sincere," said Brittany Jacobs, whose husband Marine Sgt. Christopher Jacobs was killed during an Oct. 24, 2011, premobilization training event at the Marine Air Ground Task Force Training Command and Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center, also known as 29 Palms, because it is in Twentynine Palms, California. Jacobs said Trump was taken in by her son. "Trump came to him with a sincerity, caring, genuine, heartfelt," she said. "He hugged him the next time we saw him." [...] https://redstate.com/mccabe/2024/05/26/marine-widow-recalls-trump-hugging-her-son-at-husbands-arlington-grave-n2174706

IDF Confirms It Took Out 2 Top Hamas Commanders in Airstrike on Rafah There's word of a new airstrike on Rafah on Sunday, just hours after Hamas lobbed rockets from Gaza into Israel overnight, as we shared earlier. The Israel Defense Forces (IDF) confirms that it launched the strike against a Hamas compound, and took out two of the terror group's top commanders, Fox News Digital reported: [...] https://redstate.com/beccalower/2024/05/26/new-idf-confirms-it-took-out-2-top-hamas-commanders-in-airstrike-on-rafah-n2174709

Hunter Biden's Laptop Is SO REAL It Will Be Used as Evidence in His Gun Trial My, we have come such a long way when it comes to how the Democrats, and by that I include the legacy media, have treated the Hunter Biden laptop story. Here are some of the plot points of this story: • First, Hunter left three laptops with a Delaware Mac repair shop and forgot to pick up one of them. • Then the FBI got a copy of the laptop in 2019 and pretended it didn't exist. • Then the intelligence community, knowing it could be a storyline in the 2020 election, "pre-bunked" the content of the laptop at an Aspen gathering, telling journalists invited to the yearly confab that if they heard anything about the laptop they should know it was "hacked" and should disregard it as disinformation. • Then it was dismissed as Russian disinformation and anyone reporting the story was a Putin poodle. • Then they got social media companies to censor the story and any outlet that reported it. • Then before the 2020 election, the worst secretary of State of all time got 51 lying politicians who used to work at the CIA and other spook agencies to say it sure looked like Russian disinformation. • Then its existence was a right-wing conspiracy theory. • Then Hunter's legal team confirmed its veracity in court papers. • Then the Biden poodle who had been "investigating" Hunter for years was caught doing nothing. • Then he looked at it to discover there were Mann Act and "gun use crimes while high on crack" evidence on the laptop. • Then whistleblowers highlighted Hunter's lawbreaking. • Then this week the laptop was real and its contents will be used as evidence in Hunter's upcoming gun trial. • Then the 53-year-old Biden said that his computer was hacked. This is an example of legacy media treatment of stories that make their side look bad. [...] https://pjmedia.com/victoria-taft/2024/05/25/hunters-laptop-will-be-used-as-evidence-in-his-upcoming-trial-n4929345