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  1. Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man: Infernal neighbors left their miu outside all last night again, irresponsible [censoreds] man. While entering zzz last night, we heard miuing, typical of Play With Me Daddy man. In morning, we found 2 feather-rollers by our office chair, where miu expected to find Daddy man. We made sure to play with miu, enthusiastic miu man. Miu was highly active all morning, feed/brush/play man. Then miu spent almost entire rest of day zzz-ing, go figure man. We ordered 2 light-sabers for Mini-B., one each funded by us and Mama T-B. man. Mini-B. will be excited if they arrive next week as promised, new Two Guys activity man. Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man. We siesta'd thereafter, zzz we man. Around half-past Many p.m., it began to monsoon like an illegitimate male child, holy mackerel man. It kept up for nearly Many (2+2) hours, wow man. It was non-Two-Guys eve, sigh man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. collected Mini-B., necessary man. We din-dinned on the remaining breaded chicken strips from the freezer, ingest we man. Movie night was more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, quite good man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2x2x2x2) for the week, impressive man. In theory, we are within range of our all-time popcorn record, Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2) bowls man. This would necessitate consuming Many (2+2+1) bowls each of the next Many (2+1) days, hmm man. Regardless, this is not something that we or Mini-B. are wild to undertake, gastronomic repercussions man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. And that was/is our exciting Tuesday, report we man.
  2. Get there early, check in at the desk, explain that it's a K-1 visa that gives permission without qualification to enter the U.S., and keep asking for supervisors of higher and higher rank until one can find his butt-cheek without needing both hands plus outside help.
  3. New York City Is Getting Really Scary for Jews On Monday, anti-Israel activists held what they called a "Citywide Day of Rage for Gaza." The rally began in Union Square, where participants did vile things like unfurling a banner reading "Long Live October 7," evoking Adolf Hitler, and harassing and assaulting a female reporter. [...] https://pjmedia.com/athena-thorne/2024/06/12/new-york-city-is-getting-really-scary-for-jews-n4929828
  4. UCLA Protesters Assaulted Police, Got Arrested Pro-Palestinian protesters tried to set up several new encampments on the UCLA campus Monday. The result was chaos. Eventually 27 people were arrested but half-a-dozen UCPD officers were injured in the process. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/12/multiple-assaults-took-place-on-uclas-campus-this-week-n3790170
  5. Sadly, it's now impossible to deny that Joe Biden, the most powerful man in the world, is increasingly loopy - and getting worse Unlike you-know-who, Joe Biden did not duck out of his D-Day duties last Thursday. But was he really all there? The videos suggest that he was not. At one of the main ceremonies, the 81-year-old Commander-in-Chief attempted to sit down at the wrong moment, then changed his mind. His wife, First Lady Jill, put her hand in front of her mouth to whisper something urgent to her ailing husband, to no avail. The Leader of the Free World stood motionless — locked in a semi-squat — for several excruciating seconds. It was just one of several seriously senior moments throughout the day. As French president Emmanuel Macron stood about glad-handing the hero veterans, Jill led her husband off-stage by the hand. And when Joe did have a chance to sit down, he appeared to doze off. Donald Trump's son, Donald Jnr, wasted no time in calling Biden 'an embarrassment' — and, while no decent person should mock the elderly, it's hard to disagree. [...] https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13520061/Sadly-impossible-deny-Joe-Biden-powerful-man-world-increasingly-loopy-getting-worse-writes-FREDDY-GRAY.html
  6. Others here may have better ideas, but here's one: Contact the person in Bahrain to whom you spoke, and try to get an official letter (letterhead, agency stamp, etc.) stating what they told you. If you also have official records of the destructive fire, gather those. You can't provide what isn't available. Barring the above, involve the immigration liaison in your Congressman's office. There should be a form on their website, giving them your permission to intercede on your behalf. Once that's submitted, the office should be able to act rather rapidly.
  7. That's a reasonable position, too, M ma'am. Some people have disastrous family medical histories or metabolic issues and can benefit from statins. However, if lipids and blood pressure can be controlled by means of the methods that you mention, those methods are preferable.
  8. I, for one, will never stop taking 'em -- or daily aspirin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fewer people may need statins to prevent heart disease, new study suggests A new way of determining heart disease risk may result in millions fewer people getting prescriptions for statins, according to new research. Heart doctors warned, however, that more information is needed and patients shouldn’t stop taking their medications. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/fewer-people-may-statins-prevent-000320493.html
  9. How about: 1. If Bidementia loses, he pardons Li'l Crackpipe the next day. 2. If Bidementia wins, he pardons Li'l Crackpipe the next day or the day after the inauguration.
  10. I've concluded for a long time that volcanoes have far more impact on the Earth's environment than anything that mere humans could do.
  11. It did, LL ma'am, but the rest of the post is again foreign language to most male readers.
  12. The approvals and good-news announcements keep rolling in, consequent to our highly effective* jokes. Here is our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *that is, if correlation = causation ============================================================= THOUGHTS FOR THE DAY Old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you're too tired to bounce it. I have Furniture Disease -- my chest is falling into my drawers. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat has materialized? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why do people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every 2 hours? If 9-1-1 operators have a medical emergency, whom do they call? Brain cells come, and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
  13. Merrick Garland Threatens To Arrest Anyone Who Says His DOJ Is Corrupt [...] "Anyone who questions the impeccable integrity of my Department of Justice is a danger to democracy and must be arrested," Garland said in a statement. "It's un-American to question my authority. And if you do, you probably need to be indicted for something or other. Don't worry, we'll find something." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/merrick-garland-threatens-to-arrest-anyone-who-says-his-doj-is-corrupt
  14. ~~~~~~~~ Colorado Supreme Court Overturns Hunter Biden Conviction DENVER, CO — In a stunning ruling just before the end of the day that veered away from any legal precedent, the Colorado Supreme Court overturned the criminal conviction handed down to Hunter Biden just this morning. The court unanimously ruled that the conviction was made in error and vacated the judgment, wiping the guilty verdict off the books and making Hunter Biden an innocent man despite the fact that the Colorado Supreme Court had no jurisdiction over the case. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/colorado-supreme-court-overturns-hunter-biden-conviction
  15. CNN Claims Hunter Conviction Is Russian Disinformation [...] "Our expert, highly credible, expert, and very reliable expert anonymous sources from deep within the intelligence community have all said these convictions are likely the result of an elaborate disinformation campaign from Russia," said CNN anchor Jim Acosta. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-claims-hunter-conviction-is-russian-disinformation
  16. The only male member of The Squad. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It Sure Looks Like Fire Alarm Enthusiast Jamaal Bowman Is About to Go Down in Flames Is one of the worst members of the House of Representatives about to go down in flames? It sure looks that way after a new poll found Rep. Jamaal Bowman (D-NY) getting trounced by his primary opponent, George Latimer. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/06/11/it-sure-looks-like-fire-alarm-enthusiast-jamaal-bowman-is-about-to-go-down-in-flames-n2175353
  17. Jonathan Turley Uses Video of Nancy Pelosi Taking Responsibility for J6 Security to NUKE Her/J6 Committee [...] newly released footage (although it wasn't really new, they had just been concealing it for YEARS) shows a very panicked Nancy Pelosi accepting responsibility for the lack of security at the Capitol on January 6th WHICH of course lines up with many other claims we've seen from Trump himself and people who were there protesting that day. If Nancy had accepted National Guard support and installed the fencing does January 6th even happen? Does this make January 6th Nancy's fault? And why oh why would the January 6th Committee HIDE this tape from the public. Enquiring minds want to know. Luckily, Jonathan Turley did the heavy lifting for us: [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2024/06/11/turley-pelosi-takes-responsibility-n2397173
  18. Hamas Sympathizers at UCLA Are Worse Than Ever When the police came in and cleared out the pro-Hamas encampment at UCLA, that was the end of it for the media cycle. Everyone graduated and went home, right? Actually, things are worse than ever. Here are videos taken recently at UCLA showing threats and assaults. These nuts in their keffiyehs never stopped. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/06/11/hamas-sympathizers-at-ucla-are-worse-than-ever-n2397194
  19. Logic. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Americans Mistrust Election Results More Than the Citizens of Any Other Democracy [...] among democracies, America is essentially alone in having nearly half its population mistrust election results. So, either America is cursed with a paranoid population, or there are valid reasons for Americans to mistrust their elections' results. There is no question it is the latter. America is unique among democracies in having half its people mistrust election results because America is unique among democracies in the way it conducts its elections. [...] https://hotair.com/dennis-prager/2024/06/12/why-americans-mistrust-election-results-more-than-the-citizens-of-any-other-democracy-n3790071
  20. Welcome to the forum! Your thread is moved from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the Thailand regional forum, where there should be a higher concentration of meaningful advice.
  21. Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Our POTS customer agreed to show at half-past Many a.m., promise he man. He then rescheduled for half-past Many p.m., reschedule he man. He absolutely couldn't wait that long and showed at 1 p.m., fulfilled he man. No one can resist the allure of a POTS, no man -- buy yours today*, si man! *the first Many customers to respond get a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, wow man We absolutely had to go to the Post Office, mandatory man. Lunch was Subway** from the place nearby, ingest Two Guys man. **WUOC, financially savvy we man A magnificent siesta was then taken, zzz we man. We dreamed that we were the first customer in a Many-story ([2+2]-story) casa, whee man. The casa had elevators, whee man. We were in the process of scoring bigly when the alarm rang, infernal contraption man. Din-din was nuked corn, air-fried orange chicken, chocolate cake, and root beer, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was another Many episodes of Everybody Hates Chris, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Finally got Mini-B. embedded, milk summer for all it's worth wee man man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. And that was/is our Tuesday, report we man.
  22. Bets on how many will abuse even that?
  23. We are reminded of this: https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-police-say-they-will-probably-never-discover-who-left-bag-of-cocaine-labeled-property-of-h-biden-at-white-house
  24. Li'l Crackpipe will probably get a stern "No no no! Bad boy!" and be let go.
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