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Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis [...] Eyewitnesses claimed it was the white papal garments that first caught the 81-year-old Biden's attention. Allegedly, Biden began licking his lips and asking the other world leaders if anyone had an ice cream cone before wandering over to the pontiff while muttering about how long it had been since he'd had a good scoop of vanilla. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-disappointed-after-huge-scoop-of-vanilla-ice-cream-turns-out-to-be-pope-francis

FOIA Requests Reveal That Biden's Dog Attacked Multiple Secret Service Agents Over Several Months [...] After Commander attacked the agent, Biden told the agent something. The next sentence tells us the agent “obliged” and petted Commander. It’s rather clear that Biden ordered the Secret Service agent, who had just been attacked, to pet his attack dog. [...] https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2024/06/14/foia-requests-reveal-that-bidens-dog-attacked-multiple-secret-service-over-several-months-n2175480

The typical Friday-night news dump. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Administration to Announce Path to Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants Next Week [...] This new plan is set to be announced next Tuesday and CBS reports that some Democrats have already been invited to the White House for it. If it happens, it will be the biggest program for illegal immigrants since President Obama announced DACA. Up to 1.1 million migrants who have US spouses could be eligible. Somehow, leaking news of this on a Friday night doesn't suggest a lot of confidence on the White House's part that this will go over well. Like everything else Biden has done with regard to the border, I can only assume this move is motivated by politics. But what exactly is the upside here? Is he trying to stem the flow of Hispanic voters to Trump? Perhaps he is trying to offer something to progressives who are upset with his recent move to block asylum claims. The ACLU has already sued the administration over that. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/06/14/biden-administration-to-announce-path-to-citizenship-for-illegal-immigrants-next-week-n3790320

Or how many have donated to deposed Nigerian princes...

On second thought, Mini-B. can hit them up to buy him video games from his never-ending list, si man. This would make them useful besides merely being rubias, miracle if so man.

They're sold by Zia Sabers on TikTok, si D ma'am. "Zia Sabers - Sailor Lightsaber for dueling & Cosplay - Best Birthday Gift," si D ma'am.

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum.

Can get only the introductory paragraphs before the paywall solicitation. Was it 100% false, true only in isolated individual cases, or what?

Maybe she/he/it can still hang out naked in women's locker rooms.

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Infernal neighbors left their miu out all night yet again, man. Lunch for Mini-B. was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. We were about to make our traditional Friday Costco hamburgers when ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, call ex-she man we man man. Ex-she man asked whether we wanted BK for din-din, curious why we man. It was for Father's Day, aha man. Our order was as follows, see man: -- 2 Whoppers without lettuce for us, and no fries, order we for we man man -- 1 Whopper without onions, and fries, for Mini-B., order we for wee man man -- 2 root beers without ice, si man Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up with the following, see man: -- 2 Whoppers without onions, man -- 1 Whopper without lettuce or onions, man -- 2 fries, man -- 2 Dr Peppers with ice, man -- KFC for ex-she man, man You see what we lived with, see and si and man. All was nevertheless consumed, ingest Two Guys and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. Miu leapt onto table twice to see what was good, KFC of the most interest man. Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. then had light-saber battles, impressive and terrified the miu man. Two episodes of Everybody Hates Chris were then watched without popcorn, heresy man. Some mini-hoop and Nerf football were then played, raucous man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then left, bye ex-she man man. We got bitten by Many,000,000,000 mosquitoes while seeing ex-she man off, din-din we man. Next week probably a warshout because of stupid pre-hurricane, stay even farther south man. We have itineraried 2 ESs and Many (2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Must embed Mini-B. and then party with the rubias, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, si man.

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended 1 GS and both ESs, truncated man. The second ES yielded the take, see man: -- wheeled storage unit with Many (2x2x2 +1) drawers, 2 insulated grocery bags with handles and Velcro, 2 warshcloths, scissors = $Many ($[2 Manyzen] +1), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1)

Mini-B. found/ordered them on TikTok, si D ma'am. There were some for $Many (on sale), others for $Many (on sale), and others full-price, forget those last ones man. We get right of first refusal regarding all rubias, see man.

Good. ~~~~~ BREAKING: Hezbollah #2 Leader Reportedly Taken Out in Airstrike https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/06/13/breaking-hezbollah-2-leader-reportedly-taken-out-in-airstrike-n2175463

Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women's Locker Rooms [...] "That's fine if I can't compete, but can I, maybe, I dunno, just hang out naked in the women's locker room?" said Thomas to the committee, according to sources. "I can, you know, help with the swimming gear and towels and whatnot. And I'd be naked while I'm doing it. No big deal." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/disqualified-lia-thomas-asks-if-he-can-still-just-hang-out-naked-in-the-olympic-womens-locker-rooms

Trump has the stage set to nail Joe Biden for his lies about Hunter's laptop [...] On that debate stage back in October 2020, after he was done lying about the laptop, Biden looked into the camera and told the American people: "You know his character. You know my character. You know my reputation is for honor and telling the truth." We sure do. At their debate later this month, Trump will get his first opportunity to confront Biden about his lies. Now that the laptop has been entered into the official record as government Exhibit 16 in the Delaware District Court, verified by the FBI as belonging to his son, and used for key evidence that convicted Hunter of three felony gun charges this week, Biden should be forced to come clean about his corrupt involvement in his family's global influence-peddling scheme. To this day, the liberal media, with egg on their face for naively toeing the party line, still can't bring themselves to confirm the laptop. [...] https://nypost.com/2024/06/12/opinion/trump-has-the-stage-set-to-nail-joe-biden-for-his-lies-about-hunters-laptop/

Julie Kelly shreds the case again. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Searching for the Truth About the Raid at Mar-a-Lago Top officials at the Department of Justice are downplaying recently disclosed documents showing FBI agents were authorized to use deadly force during their 2022 raid of Donald Trump's Florida estate, Mar-a-Lago. Responding to Trump's claim that "Joe Biden was locked & loaded ready to take me out & put my family in danger," FBI Director Christopher Wray said the bureau was following "standard operating procedure" as it executed a search warrant on Aug. 8, 2022, regarding classified material that the former president was holding at Mar-a-Lago. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2024/06/13/searching_for_the_truth_about_the_raid_at_mar-a-lago_1037663.html

Before the petitioner files, they'd do best to have at least one more substantially lengthy in-person visit, and preferably two more.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Set our alarm an hour early by mistake, man. Miu was highly active, oftentimes even aysheep, in the morning, active-often-aysheep miu man. Ran Mama T-B.'s errands, almost Many00% successful man. Returned to casa for lunch, highly necessary man. Mini-B. consumed rice + tuna, ingest wee man. We consumed toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man. We & Mini-B. then delivered stuff to Mama T-B., pleased senior she man. From there, we took Mini-B. to the bank, where he completed his first-ever withdrawal slip, momentous man. This was in prep for his caucus at the mall on Friday with an amigo & amiga, explain we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will drop off Mini-B. but spy on him, no one better at it than ex-she man man. We siesta'd for just over an hour, zzz we man. Din-din was Costco ham slices, Aldi tater tots, BBQ beans, Aldi chocolate cake, & root beer, ingest Two Guys genuine Two Guys din-din man. Said din-din was warshed down with rt-brr, Two Guys pronunciation of root beer man. We finally warshered/baked/stored our warshable winter jackets, highly delayed action man. Mini-B.'s Star Wars light sabers arrived, one at each casa man. Mini-B. put both together himself, wee man can actually do things himself when motivated man. He is very well pleased with the products and their performance, pleased wee man man. He has thanked us multiple times, si man. Miu is rather scared of the sabers, skittish miu man. We should remind her that her ancestors were saber-toothed mius, fierce predators man. Movie night was more Everyone Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) for the week already, highly impressive man. Infernal neighbors left their miu outside again tonight, man. We saw their woofwoof outside by itself earlier today, woofwoof poops in our yard man. We have a mind to report them to someone, unsure to whom man. We have itineraried 2 GSs, 2 ESs, and an MS for Friday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man. And this was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Thread is moved from Off Topic to the "Moving to the US" forum.

See the comparison, as compiled by our fine member Crazy Cat: K-1 More expensive than CR-1 Requires Adjustment of Status after marriage (expensive and requires a lot of paperwork) Spouse can not leave the US until she/he receives approved Advance Parole (approx 6-8 months) Spouse can not work until she/he receives EAD (approx 6-8 months) Some people have had problems with driver licenses, Social Security cards, leases, bank account during this period Spouse will not receive Green Card for many months after Adjustment of Status is filed. A K-1 might be a better choice when 18-21 year old children are immigrating also In some situations, marriage can affect certain Home country benefits, making a K-1 a better choice A denied K-1 is sent back to USCIS to expire CR-1 Less expensive than K-1 No Adjustment of Status(I-485, I-131, I-765) required. Spouse can immediately travel outside the US Spouse is authorized to work immediately upon arrival. Spouse receives Social Security Card and Green Card within 2 or 3 weeks after entering the US Opening a bank account, getting a driver's license, etc. are very easily accomplished with GC, SS card, and passport. Spouse has legal permanent Resident status IMMEDIATELY upon entry to US.

Maybe they'll revert to the $950 threshold before it becomes a felony?

A couple of times, I had the same (during statin use), and my doctor muttered, "If you have to be low on something, this is what to be low on." Absolutely -- you're not treating the lab report; you're treating the patient.

That's great news. Thanks for returning to report the outcome.

Man Arrested For Urinating On New Pride Urinals SPOKANE, WA — Police arrested local man Thomas Macey this week after an officer caught him urinating on the Pride flag painted on a urinal. "Once again, the gay community is under attack," said LGBTQ activist Charity Plunge. "This man literally urinated on the symbol of gay pride, which we painted on the urinal. Is there no end to the hatred and bigotry?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-arrested-for-urinating-on-new-pride-urinals

Biden Issues Executive Order Limiting Border Crossings To Just 5,000 ISIS Terrorists Per Day WASHINGTON, D.C. — The White House took decisive action to quell fears about the threat of terrorism after several alleged terrorists were apprehended in the U.S., as President Joe Biden issued an executive order limiting border crossings to just 5,000 ISIS terrorists per day. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-issues-executive-order-limiting-border-crossings-to-just-5000-isis-terrorists-per-day