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[TBoneTX 43,422]

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We were groggy and weren't in a buying mood, well OK man.

The take, see man:

   -- rectangular picture-frame = half-of-half a buck, deal man

   -- plastic sleeve as possible passport-holder = half-of-half a buck, deal man

   -- Wrangler jeans = $1, deal man

   -- >half-full can Arrid pit-spray = free, heaven-on-Earth man

Total = $1 + half a buck

 

[TBoneTX 43,422]

Scintillating Fri-Sat repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Fri-Sat report, combined man:

 

Mowed full lawn on Fri. eve, necessary man.

Was Many00 "feels-like" degrees F. with no breeze, egad man.

Waited till shadows over all lawn, plan we man.

Still consumed Many (2+1) -- yes, Many (2+1) -- very thick sweatbands, perspire we man.

Vegetated rest of Fri. eve, out-wiped we man.

 

On Sat., completed grocery procurement for Two Guys week, Aldi & One-Cent-Less-Than-a-Buck Only man.

Prices at latter are now mostly far more than a buck, sue them for false advertising man.

 

Lunch (at nearly Many p.m.) was onecan of Dinty Moore beef stew, ingest we man.

Din-din (at this posting) was onecan of Le Sueur Very Young Small Sweet Peas, ingest we man.

Dessert (as yet unknown) probably an Aldi chocolate-with-almonds bar, caloric man.

 

Uninhibited party with the rubias later, got no self-control and don't want any we man.

Edited June 12, 2022 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 13,958]

Tornado turned 11 yesterday. It's been a busy two days and just now finally get to relax. THe Hillbilly took us to Texas Roadhouse last night for supper. The Tornado has always wanted to go there like big brother . Today the Hillbilly cook steaks, The Tornado requested steaks for supper. Expensive taste that child. Steaks because she had a Minecraft party and minecraft has cows and you get steaks from cows. Was a good day no big party just the inlaws and us 6. That's pretty much a party for most. 

[TBoneTX 43,422]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Tornado turned Many yesterday.

Age of offspring precised, see and  D ma'am.

If she is Many years old, she is either older than, younger than, or the same age as is Mini-B., remarkable man.

[TBoneTX 43,422]

Thrilling Monday mini-report, see man:

 

Took Uncle T-B. to a doc appointment, we chauffeur senior he man.

Then took Uncle T-B. to get his bank log-in out-straightened, can pay bills again now senior he man.

 

We were halfway to Costco after all this, opportune man.

Gas lines out the parking lot, forget that man.

Got 2 items in the store, $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was onecan of S+Ms, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was onecan of Dinty Moore beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was Aldi frozen hamburger steaks/gravy & Aldi frozen mixed vegetables, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was The Love Bug, hadn't seen since it had newly come out we man.

Was quite better than the little that we remembered, pleased we and wee man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Uninhibited party with the rubias about to start, end report we man.

 

[TBoneTX 43,422]

Semi-Thrilling Tuesday mini- and miu report, see man:

 

Lunch was PBJ sandwiches, ingest two each Two Guys man.

 

Right after lunch, miu arose, available miu man.

We seized her and threw her into the miu-carrier, loudly objecting miu man.

We and Mini-B. hastily set forth for the vet's office, manicure time man.

Miu objected loudly both ways, unhappy and borderline-aysheep miu man.

Such gratitude for a trip to the nail salon, hmmmph man.

Miu much calmer all rest of day/night, automatic after manicure man.

 

In later afternoon, we bribed Mini-B. with a Pop-Tart if he broke away from his games to accompany us on a two-stop errand, bribe wee man we man.

On the way, we suggested getting his hairs cut, unenthusiastic wee man.

We carefully explained to barberette what Mini-B. wanted and asked for M.-B.'s input, si man.

Mini-B. highly upset afterward, borderline-aysheep wee man.

Mini-B. refused to participate in other two stops, recalcitrant wee man.

 

Mini-B. still greatly upset back at casa, worse than ever before man.

We explained bad haircuts, plenty of those historically ourself man.

Mini-B. felt better after din-din of Costco hamburgers, Many (2+1) days earlier than usual man.

Nothing is easy when dealing with children, whether Mini-B. or miu man.

[Neonred 3,461]

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Semi-Thrilling Tuesday mini- and miu report, see man:

 

Lunch was PBJ sandwiches, ingest two each Two Guys man.

 

Right after lunch, miu arose, available miu man.

We seized her and threw her into the miu-carrier, loudly objecting miu man.

We and Mini-B. hastily set forth for the vet's office, manicure time man.

Miu objected loudly both ways, unhappy and borderline-aysheep miu man.

Such gratitude for a trip to the nail salon, hmmmph man.

Miu much calmer all rest of day/night, automatic after manicure man.

 

In later afternoon, we bribed Mini-B. with a Pop-Tart if he broke away from his games to accompany us on a two-stop errand, bribe wee man we man.

On the way, we suggested getting his hairs cut, unenthusiastic wee man.

We carefully explained to barberette what Mini-B. wanted and asked for M.-B.'s input, si man.

Mini-B. highly upset afterward, borderline-aysheep wee man.

Mini-B. refused to participate in other two stops, recalcitrant wee man.

 

Mini-B. still greatly upset back at casa, worse than ever before man.

We explained bad haircuts, plenty of those historically ourself man.

Mini-B. felt better after din-din of Costco hamburgers, Many (2+1) days earlier than usual man.

Nothing is easy when dealing with children, whether Mini-B. or miu man.

When my kids were giving me a hard time I just beat them.  

Sometimes I used my belt....

 

LOL

Edited June 15, 2022 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 43,422]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

When my kids were giving me a hard time

Had we not been out driving, we'd have warshed Mini-B.'s mouth out with soap for some of the words he used, unacceptable man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. (out of town) concurs, agree ex-she with we man.

[TBoneTX 43,422]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Did not leave the casa, shaved for naught we man.

 

Lunch was hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

Din-din was battered chicken tenders in honey-mustard, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Played about Many (2x2x2) minutes of soccer with Mini-B. in back yard, uninterested wee man.

 

Mini-B. still self-conscious about haircut, nothing wrong with it man.

He's talking about wearing a hoodie "if" he ever goes out again, in Many00 degrees right man.

He'll try to avoid going out or will try to wear a hoodie for the next 2 weeks, guarantee we man re wee man.

[TBoneTX 43,422]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu has largely been exceptionally serene after her manicure, every miu like that man.

 

Lunch was toucans of Aldi chili, ingest Two Guys man.

Din-din was salad and the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Took Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa for his piano lesson, Mommy still in Nueva York man.

Then took Mini-B. to skool park to play basketball with a little amigo, sweaty wee men man.

Mini-B. refused to take off his ball cap, shy about haircut man.

Really brilliant in Many00-degree heat,  man.

 

Mini-B. showering, much-needed for wee man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. helicopter-mommying, give it a rest ex-she man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,079]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mini-B. refused to take off his ball cap, shy about haircut man.

As opposed to why I wear a hat when outside, which is to avoid getting sunburn on my bald spot 🤣🤣🤣

/I hate wearing hats, but sunburn on my head is worse

[beloved_dingo 1,939]

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

As opposed to why I wear a hat when outside, which is to avoid getting sunburn on my bald spot 🤣🤣🤣

/I hate wearing hats, but sunburn on my head is worse

A couple of weeks ago I was hanging out with family, we were just chatting on the patio and having a few beers. I wasn't thinking about sunscreen and the skin where my hair is parted got burnt. Not pleasant at all! 

[Ontarkie 13,958]

20 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Miu has largely been exceptionally serene after her manicure, every miu like that man.

 

Lunch was toucans of Aldi chili, ingest Two Guys man.

Din-din was salad and the remaining Many (2+2) hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Took Mini-B. to Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa for his piano lesson, Mommy still in Nueva York man.

Then took Mini-B. to skool park to play basketball with a little amigo, sweaty wee men man.

Mini-B. refused to take off his ball cap, shy about haircut man.

Really brilliant in Many00-degree heat,  man.

 

Mini-B. showering, much-needed for wee man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. helicopter-mommying, give it a rest ex-she man.

I think this is the second hair cut in a row he has not been happy with. Is it the hair dresser or barber the one messing it up and not doing what he asked for? I think it's time he sees a different one if it's been the same one. 

[TBoneTX 43,422]

We keep switching barbers, si and sigh D ma'am.  He simply doesn't like haircuts much, no and sigh man.

 

This one didn't follow the carefully explained instructions, sigh man.

However, Mini-B. went to the trampoline park today without any mention of his cap, perhaps progress man.

8 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

As opposed to why I wear a hat when outside, which is to avoid getting sunburn on my bald spot

We have tried to explain to Mini-B., "Just wait a few Manycades, see and sigh man," si man.

Baldness doesn't particularly run on our side of the family, happily man.

[laylalex 7,261]

RANT: Jury duty next week.  I am not up for Monday, but I have to check in every evening next week. Plus side -- I can walk to the courthouse from our home. Minus side -- jury duty.