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9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Chickens roost at the casa, old saying man.

 

Tues. afternoon, Mrs. T-B. gingerly asked if she could stay here till the last day, Manyvember 1 man.

We said, "Technically, yes, but you need to be out by then, si man," si man.

Mrs. T-B. said nothing but looked worried, silent she man.

 

Tues. eve, Mrs. T-B. worriedly said, "Did you hear about ____?", her source of income man.

We said, "No, man," si man.

Mrs. T-B. said, "They're not doing anything till March and will use their own people till then," say she man.

We think that Eh ma'am's prediction is coming true even before it all starts, prescient Eh ma'am man.

Reality bites, eh?

I can explain it to you. But I can't understand it for you.

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On 9/16/2020 at 7:37 AM, NikLR said:

I can read the guage and get gas when I need it or am about to go on a drive for fun (something I understand no one else in this thread does.)

La Colombiana takes the car for a spin for no reason on occasion, especially when she can't sleep. I, of course, go for spins for fun on my motorcycle because why wouldn't I.

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5 hours ago, SAT said:

I got my new car on August 1, it had Many miles on it. Now it has like...Many....

Bought it in Poland, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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No more tormenta tropicál*, bye trop storm man.

     *We asked Mrs. T-B. about it**, and she said that tormenta is reserved for trop storms only, and tormento is the regular word for torment, interesting man

    **Had to wait till the very end to get some explanation of the Spanish language, ironic man

 

Skies cloudy & threatening all day, but no raindrops, zero man.

Stronger breeze today than at any time during the actual trop storm, OK with us man.

In fact, the breeze helped to dry off the pavement et al., less mess man.

Texas Many trop storms, Nueva York fewer/wimpy, take that man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Blonde was placed unto my hairs today.  Its been curly since I left the salon. Ill shower tomorrow to see what it looks like straight. 

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Apparently hubs doesnt like it because it reminds him of his aunt who he wasnt fond of.  Oh well.  Couldnt tell me that before when I said I was getting blonde done?

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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2 hours ago, NikLR said:

Blonde was placed unto my hairs today.

Niki-B. ma'am is a rubia now, whee man!  :dance:  :dance:  :dance: man

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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On 9/23/2020 at 10:34 AM, cdneh said:

Reality bites, eh?

And she came home in tears today because no apartments are available for the lease length she wants, poetic justice man.

Reality hitting her right between the eyes, plain to see man.

And this is only the iceberg's tip, she has no idea man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Thursday mini-report, see man:

 

Took Mini-B. along to Aldi to gather vittles for Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man.

Forgot to buy chili there for us, drat man, but still had toucans of it at the casa, disaster averted man.

 

Will start allowing full personnel at the POTS facility half-weeks starting next week, decide we man.

Job-supplicants must maintain Many feet of distance between each other, line will stretch into next state man.

 

Absent Asia!  Absent, ABSENT Asia!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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9 hours ago, NikLR said:

Blonde was placed unto my hairs today.  Its been curly since I left the salon. Ill shower tomorrow to see what it looks like straight. 

Blonde hair pic now baby!

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6 hours ago, NikLR said:

Apparently hubs doesnt like it because it reminds him of his aunt who he wasnt fond of.  

#### him and his aunt, and the horse they rode in on, we'll be the judge of that, blonde hair pic now!

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Ok I'm not talking to you guys no mo. 

I gotta help the kids with their remote classroom, then...

 

1- check on the covid family down the block. 

2- do some body work on the Yukon

3- shop for a new Yukon

4- shop for a minivan

5- a bunch of other ####

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Ontarkie   13,995

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3 hours ago, SAT said:

Speaking of horses, we haven't seen Stretch. Not that she looks like a horse, but her hillbilly husband farms with one...

I've been busy and I wish the Hillbilly had a horse. Only chickens for us as the darn city thinks we don't like in Arkansas and should be a city gees these hillbillies are picky. 

 

I've been selling eggs to the farm stand here. Almost makes me want to get more chickens hahah. Or ducks again but alas I will resist the urge until one day I find a farm/house. I may just wait until the Hillbilly retires and move to Texas closer to boy #2 and hopefully by that time grandkids. Especially since the Hillbilly is still waiting solar panels. He had the guy email him the contract and stuff to read over. This stuff is expensive!! 

11 hours ago, NikLR said:

Apparently hubs doesnt like it because it reminds him of his aunt who he wasnt fond of.  Oh well.  Couldnt tell me that before when I said I was getting blonde done?

Well do tarn bad, guess he should pay better attention to what you say. 

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