Put On Your Big-Boy Rants

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 hours ago, SAT said:

This is my wife...

I had to step out early today. So she was left in charge of getting the kids to school. 

They're half an hour late.  #$@x#&@...

 

This is me. Sleeping if the boys are sleeping, while oldest gets herself to school.  😴  Next year I expect her to get her brother ready and to school too.

 

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Making Christmas lists is hard.

[TBoneTX 43,419]

Christmas lists have never been easier, see below Nola-B. ma'am!    

 

National Days this week for which you need a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, see man:

 

Mon., Manycember Many'th

Human Rights Day -- 'tis every human being's right to purchase a POTS

Nobel Prize Day -- we are in line for the one in Economics, $i man

 

Tues., Manycember Many'th

National Noodle Ring Day -- your POTS comes smeared in delectable noodle rings, yum man

 

Wed., Manycember Many'th

National Ding-a-Ling Day -- order your POTS and don't be one

 

Thurs., Manycember Many'th

National Guard Birthday -- handsome design is one of our many military models

 

Fri., Manycember Many'th

National Salesperson Day -- deservedly honor us by ordering your POTS, commi$$ion$ man

 

Sat., Manycember Many'th

Bill of Rights Day -- when in the course of human events, order your POTS

Free Shipping Day -- only clown outfits offer free shipping, versus us (the best)

 

Sun., Manycember Many'th

National Chocolate-Covered-Anything Day -- slurp delicious chocolate off your POTS, yum man

 

Mention the above ad and enjoy a handsome 0.0000001% discount off full retail, whee man!

[mrmvkjts 459]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Foto of job offer now, see FQA ma'am.

Are you going to take it, huh FQA ma'am?

 

I will definitely take it. Was the job I wanted from the beginning 

[trudi 1,317]

Heading into night 3 with no power, 16" of snow is fun but add in ice and no one is getting off this mountain until it melts thanks to fallen trees and the numnuts that thought they'd make it up in the worst of the storm.

We took a ride out on the 4 wheeler earlier, for a little road there is a surprising number of cars/trucks abandoned

[trudi 1,317]

Forgot to add - MIL is refusing to leave her house, which relies on electricity for heating. I've been going over several times a day but she's not budging. 84 years old, it's freezing cold, she has no heat and unlike us no generator.

Just what is she trying to achieve by staying put (other than driving us nuts)

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

This is our dog...

Feed me.

[I give him food]

Feed me better food.

[I give him a pork bone with food]

Give me your food.

[I give him table scraps]

More!

 

He's the skinniest little thing in the world at 7 lbs and boy is he picky.

[SAT 9,609]

1 minute ago, Russ&Caro said:

This is our dog...

Feed me.

[I give him food]

Feed me better food.

[I give him a pork bone with food]

Give me your food.

[I give him table scraps]

More!

 

He's the skinniest little thing in the world at 7 lbs and boy is he picky.

 

Tell him that there are other dogs in the world starving!

 

Say, "don't mad me dawg! I bust a cap in yo az..."

[SAT 9,609]

9 minutes ago, trudi said:

Heading into night 3 with no power, 16" of snow is fun but add in ice and no one is getting off this mountain until it melts thanks to fallen trees and the numnuts that thought they'd make it up in the worst of the storm.

We took a ride out on the 4 wheeler earlier, for a little road there is a surprising number of cars/trucks abandoned

 

Stretch had to resort to eating her pets in this storm....

There's only 1 scrawny ferret left to eat...

 

[SAT 9,609]

39 minutes ago, mrmvkjts said:

 

I will definitely take it. Was the job I wanted from the beginning 

 

Dear 1984,

We need you to teach our kids Roman numerals...

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

1 minute ago, SAT said:

 

Stretch had to resort to eating her pets in this storm....

There's only 1 scrawny ferret left to eat...

 

Best to eat the ferret first, lest he eats you in your sleep.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

37 minutes ago, trudi said:

Forgot to add - MIL is refusing to leave her house, which relies on electricity for heating. I've been going over several times a day but she's not budging. 84 years old, it's freezing cold, she has no heat and unlike us no generator.

Just what is she trying to achieve by staying put (other than driving us nuts)

That's dangerous for someone her age.

 

42 minutes ago, trudi said:

Heading into night 3 with no power, 16" of snow is fun but add in ice and no one is getting off this mountain until it melts thanks to fallen trees and the numnuts that thought they'd make it up in the worst of the storm.

We took a ride out on the 4 wheeler earlier, for a little road there is a surprising number of cars/trucks abandoned

What is going on there?  16 inches of snow should be no big deal.  😎

[cdneh 3,112]

2 hours ago, trudi said:

Forgot to add - MIL is refusing to leave her house, which relies on electricity for heating. I've been going over several times a day but she's not budging. 84 years old, it's freezing cold, she has no heat and unlike us no generator.

Just what is she trying to achieve by staying put (other than driving us nuts)

Beats the heck oughta me. At her age, and for that length of time, how on earth is she managing?  Stubborn person isn't she? 

Edited December 11, 2018 by cdneh

[trudi 1,317]

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

That's dangerous for someone her age.

 

What is going on there?  16 inches of snow should be no big deal.  😎

Southern wusses 😁

Wrong kind of snow or something, freezing temperatures and living on the mountain aren't helping either 😂

2 hours ago, cdneh said:

Beats the heck oughta me. At her age, and for that length of time, how on earth is she managing?  Stubborn person isn't she? 

Drama queen in the extreme, been going on about how she could die over there and she wouldn't be able to call for help....I pointed out that if she's dead she won't need help and if she insists on staying there it's her own bloody fault anyway!

[cdneh 3,112]

26 minutes ago, trudi said:

Drama queen in the extreme, been going on about how she could die over there and she wouldn't be able to call for help....I pointed out that if she's dead she won't need help and if she insists on staying there it's her own bloody fault anyway!

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So, let me get this straight. If possible. She won't leave, but if she dies it's your fault.

Status dramaticus. Silly old bat.

[cdneh 3,112]

My MIL is presently snowed in, in VA.  The best bit is, she has prisoners. Her charming daughter and her dopey son-in-are unable to escape.  Every storm has a silver lining.