shoot the breeze A Rant Thread named Desire

[Ontarkie 13,979]

Oh ya laundry would be another. We also have gas for the stove, hot water tank. Dryers do suck a lot or power. The Tornado is playing the WiiU now in the other room so another TV on.  I don't have the ac on that low although it is lower then I had it last year. I got it down to 75, the kids would rather 70 or lower but I freeze and I don't want to be frozen all winter and all summer. 

 

I do sit outside for a long time in the heat under my tree. I love it the kids hide in the house it's too hot outside unless they are in the pool. 

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,079]

8 hours ago, SAT said:

Here's my con Edison energy report.

Says here...

 

Your efficient neighbors-137 kWh

All neighbors 426 kWh

You-1333 kWh!

 

I think they're gonna cut me off soon...

I live alone, have almost no incandescent lights, barely turned on the AC (it's been kind of cool for SD so far this summer) and my computer's a laptop. Still used more power than 'my efficient neighbors'. Are those empty condos? Maybe.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

17 minutes ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I live alone, have almost no incandescent lights, barely turned on the AC (it's been kind of cool for SD so far this summer) and my computer's a laptop. Still used more power than 'my efficient neighbors'. Are those empty condos? Maybe.

 

You wrote SD and I thought you meant South Dakota until I looked at your location.  LOL, I was like it has been 85-90 up here by ND, and our AC is on full blast.  Can't even go outside in the heat of the day.  

 

 

[TBoneTX 43,486]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

That's for sure! 

Finally, someone who concurs with the validity of P-math.

Intelligent Ontarklar!  Intelligent, INTELLIGENT Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 43,486]

10 hours ago, cdneh said:

And the Manys.

Manycade of birth precised,  Eh ma'am.

P-math confers flexibility, see Eh ma'am.

If you were born in the Manys, you're Many years old; conversely, if you were born in the Manys, you're Many years old, see ma'am.

Youthful or mature Eh ma'am!  Youthful, YOUTHFUL or OR mature MATURE Eh ma'am!

[TBoneTX 43,486]

10 hours ago, SAT said:

Here's my con Edison energy report

Here's your Polish Edison energy report, see man:

 

  Your efficient neighbors- Many kWh

  All neighbors- Many kWh

  You- Many kWh

 

Their billing calculations are interesting, but one can usually appeal to be charged for Many kWh instead of for Many kWh, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 43,486]

8 hours ago, Dianalorena said:

1.  I won't disappear!

2.  I  promise <Many i'll do my best to contribute. 

1.  See that you don't, always-see D2 ma'am!

2.  Your Many promises are accepted, si D2 ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,486]

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

You wrote SD and I thought you meant South Dakota

Parochial Nola-B. ma'am!  Parochial, PAROCHIAL Nola-B. ma'am!

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

it has been Many-Many up here by ND, and our AC is on full blast.

Puny-summer-temperatured Nola-B.!  Puny-summer-temperatured, PUNY-SUMMER-TEMPERATURED Nola-B.!

1 hour ago, N-o-l-a said:

 Can't even go outside in the heat of the day.

Wimpy Nola-B.  !  Wimpy, WIMPY Nola-B.  !

[TBoneTX 43,486]

We have consulted our electric bill for mid-May through mid-June, most recent man.

     Base charge = $Many

     Energy charge = $Many

     Delivery charges = $Many

     Gross Receipts Tax Reimbursement = $Many

     Sales Tax 2% = $Many

     Current charges = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2x2x2x2 -2x2x2 - [2+2])

 

The average price that we paid for electric service this month (per manyWh):  $0.001 under Many (2x2x2) cents, beat THAT man.

We have this rate locked in through June 2 of next year, prescient we man.

 

Just in the above pre-summer period, we used more than double the manyWh that certain complainers in wimpy Nueva York used, Texas Many Nueva York wimpy man.

Edited June 29, 2018 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,486]

Prospective tenants e-signed the lease for the r-casa on Thurs. afternoon, all fees/deposits paid too man.

We e-signed on Thurs. eve, endorse we man.

Deal contingent on tenants' rental history, can't learn until they give notice on Saturday man.

We anticipate no problems, no man.

We look forward to meeting them, see man.

Mrs. T-B. can yak in Spanish with them, yak yak yak yak YAK she man.

This will be a yak off our back, de-back-yak we man.

[TBoneTX 43,486]

To celebrate the r-casa's pending rental, we went downstairs in search of chocolate or cheaps, venture we man.

No chocolate was visible, impermissible man.

No potato cheaps were uneaten, must rectify man.

However, we found an unopened bag of tortilla cheaps, ingest now* we man.

 

*after de-unopening the bag, obviously man

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Parochial Nola-B. ma'am!  Parochial, PAROCHIAL Nola-B. ma'am!

Puny-summer-temperatured Nola-B.!  Puny-summer-temperatured, PUNY-SUMMER-TEMPERATURED Nola-B.!

Wimpy Nola-B.  !  Wimpy, WIMPY Nola-B.  !

 

Yes, well, my house isn't in the pits of hell, so 90 is ungodly hot.

Edited June 29, 2018 by N-o-l-a

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Ring ring go all the phones...80 mph winds incoming. 

[trudi 1,317]

Our electricity bill is crazy but redneck and baby redneck run the air conditioning from spring to fall.

 

Redneck has pneumonia, MIL is pretending to have bronchitis (except she keeps forgetting she can't breathe) stepdaughter has yet another ingrown toenail removed and Oscar dog is back to vomiting and has random bald patches appearing.

 

Usual mayhem here

[SAT 9,609]

8 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

I live alone, have almost no incandescent lights, barely turned on the AC (it's been kind of cool for SD so far this summer) and my computer's a laptop. Still used more power than 'my efficient neighbors'. Are those empty condos? Maybe.

 

You must live next door to Tarklar (Tbone)