I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Mrs. T-B. phoned us at the POTS office late afternoon and sounded overwhelmed, overwhelm she man.

We offered to find our own dinner, Burger King coupons man.

Mrs. T-B. readily agreed, agreeable she man.

We arrived at the casa a bit late, having eaten BOGO Whoppers at BK, coupons man.

Mrs. T-B. asked, "Where were you, huh man?"

We replied, "With the rubias and eating dinner, of course."

Mrs. T-B. got her patented scared ADD look and said, "I forgot about that. I made your dinner," ADD she man.

For dinner #2, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served green bean casserole with chicken-breast chunks in it, re-ingest man.

Edited November 11, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with obviously allocatable +1 inventories, oj tak!

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Scintillating repartee these last Many hours, yawn man.

Attended an ES this morn, bonanza man.

"The take" list to follow this eve, too much to remember whee man.

After GS-ing on Sat., will caucus with prospective renters for the r-casa, whee man.

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Weekly POTS sales quota readily achieved, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', absent Commie- and other absent babes with allocatable +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

So my rant for the day is that I am only 4 weeks pregnant today, but look like 10.

[Ontarkie 13,918]

Welcome to the joy of multiple pregnancies

I'm sick, yesterday my whole body hurt, felt like I was going to vomit but never do. Today most aches are gone but my belly hurts like the dickens. I've also slept 90% of the day away

[SAT 9,609]

So my rant for the day is that I am only 4 weeks pregnant today, but look like 10.

And that's different than any other day how?

(Sorry, reflexes)

And, 10 week pic...

[SAT 9,609]

I'm sick, yesterday my whole body hurt, felt like I was going to vomit but never do. Today most aches are gone but my belly hurts like the dickens. I've also slept 90% of the day away

That's either morning sickness or the flu.

Whatever it is, sick pic now...

[Ontarkie 13,918]

No not morning sickness, it's not the flue either just some messed up intestinal bug.

[SAT 9,609]

post a pic and I'll tell you what it is.....

[NikLR 13,220]

Is anyone else under the weather? Maybe a case of food poisoning?

[TBoneTX 43,064]

pregnant today

Albeit semi-Fallopian chat, congratulations to Nola-B. ma'am!

And pity to Mr. Nola-B. during the First Manymester, beware the fearsome Nola-B. man.

1. Welcome to the joy of multiple pregnancies

2. I'm sick, yesterday my whole body hurt, felt like I was going to vomit but never do. Today most aches are gone but my belly hurts like the dickens. I've also slept Many% of the day away

1. Experienced Ontarklar! Experienced, EXPERIENCED Ontarklar!

2. Sorry to hear it, D ma'am.

That's [...] morning sickness

Either we missed the recent birth announcement or Ontarklar works fast, parturient-to-fecund D ma'am.

No not morning sickness

Doubtful-statementing Ontarklar! Doubtful, DOUBTFUL-statementing Ontarklar!

Is anyone else under the weather? Maybe a case of food poisoning?

Is anyone else pregnant, huh man? Like one or more Commie-babes, oj huh?

Edited November 12, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Friday ES report, see man:

We had a bonanza of a smorgasbord at our one ES on Friday, mix metaphors man.

The take, see man:

-- large lidded pot; at least half a roll of Reynolds foil #[2+2+2]1[2+2] (2x2x2x2+2" wide);

Many (2+1) Sheraton bathmats; new-in-package lawn-bags (2+2+1); Many (2+1) N-I-P Clorox disinfectant wipes;

nearly full bottle Amway L.O.C.; one Amway Scrub-Bud; 2 nearly full cans Off! bug-spray; nearly full box

dishwarshing powder; N-I-P wooden clothespins (2x2x2x2x2+2x2x2x2+2)

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2-1), total utter high-decibel steal man

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Mrs. T-B. used just under All of our copious silverware & steak-knives in 2+1 days, prolific she man.

We have used the opportunity to purge undesirable elements of the above, too many anyway man.

So far, we have purged 2x2x2 steak-knives*, 2+2 table-knives (how useless anyway when one can use spatulas or steak-knives instead, egad man), 2 teaspoons*, and 2+1 forks**, bye man.

*with at least Many more about to be de-dished from the warsher, give them a good send-off man

**with Many or fewer more about to be de-dished from the warsher, give them a good send-off too man

Because our favorite local donation-depository doesn't take silverware, we shall sojourney to the Salvation Army tomorrow amidst GS-ing so that we can off-drop said silverware, bye and claim on taxes man. We shall also part with several clean, still-serviceable underwears of which we have tired, bye and claim on taxes man.

[TBoneTX 43,064]

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. again served green-bean casserole, but without chicken chunks, fine with us/ingest man.