Birth Control

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

From what I've learned since I first filed the I-130, I've

found it's unlikely it'll be approved, and most likely

ineligible for a waiver (since it was meth, not marijuana).

So I'm pretty much going to wait a little longer until we

hear back on what my chances of settling in the UK are.

Meth users have a high frequency of hepatitis. I would make sure I was up to date on my HEP A and HEP B vaccinations, although there is no vaccination for HEP C, and seems to be the most common infection among drug users. HEP C is usually asymptomatic, and you have no clue you have it until you start having liver problems.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Meth users have a high frequency of hepatitis. I would make sure I was up to date on my HEP A and HEP B vaccinations, although there is no vaccination for HEP C, and seems to be the most common infection among drug users. HEP C is usually asymptomatic, and you have no clue you have it until you start having liver problems.

How about it you smoke it or snort it instead?

In England, there are mummy trains and daddy trains but no baby trains - that is because British Railways always pulls out on time.

In the UK Henry Boot is a pharmacy chain.

Man goes into his local pharmacy and asks for condoms.

The assistant says "Sorry we have sold out - have you tried Boot's"

Guy says - "Yes, but it comes out through the lace holes"

Anyway, let's go for 40 billion humans and get it over with instead of this slow suffocation

Why exactly do women like British men? It can't be for their sense of humor.

[Ban Hammer 12,842]

In England, there are mummy trains and daddy trains but no baby trains - that is because British Railways always pulls out on time.

In the UK Henry Boot is a pharmacy chain.

Man goes into his local pharmacy and asks for condoms.

The assistant says "Sorry we have sold out - have you tried Boot's"

Guy says - "Yes, but it comes out through the lace holes"

Anyway, let's go for 40 billion humans and get it over with instead of this slow suffocation

and where have you been lately?

[Captain Oates 910]

and where have you been lately?

Yo Charles

Been getting a life - drove from Washington State to Wisconsin with 2 cats in the back and a redhead in the front. Got a Wisconsin driver's license and Concealed weapons permit and a new shooting club and a luxury apartment. Just been to vote to get rid of the Martin Bormann look-alike governor. There at 7am gobbing it off on purpose with a Prince Charles accent in order to rile the rednecks in the line who were thinking "voter fraud" and Kenyans and Moslems.

After 6 months away from VJ, I see its still the same deal - and I think of what I have been doing compared to those who drool their negativity into their keyboards all day and every day. They might be PTSD vets from the Korean war (going by their photos) so I guess I should cut em some slack

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

How about it you smoke it or snort it instead?

You can also get it by snorting, or sharing a pipe. Not as likely, however, all that needs to happen, is for a few of the cells containing the virus to find an open sore, in your nasal passages, or along your gum line. They have been hepatitis scares around here, for contaminated ice cream and contaminated cheese.

[Adriene H 89]

You can also get it by snorting, or sharing a pipe. Not as likely, however, all that needs to happen, is for a few of the cells containing the virus to find an open sore, in your nasal passages, or along your gum line. They have been hepatitis scares around here, for contaminated ice cream and contaminated cheese.

He was all about smoking it I'm afraid.

[Dan and Judy 614]

Why exactly do women like British men? It can't be for their sense of humor.

It's their smiles

[Sayha or bust. 71]

My wife quit taking her BC last month, claims it messed with her complexion. Any truth to this? I'm not a fan of jimmy's and too scared to get cut!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

My wife quit taking her BC last month, claims it messed with her complexion. Any truth to this? I'm not a fan of jimmy's and too scared to get cut!

Yes.

Depo Provera is the answer you are looking for. One shot for her every three months. No muss, no fuss, for the next five years. Then you can get your nuts cut.

[Sayha or bust. 71]

Yes.

Depo Provera is the answer you are looking for. One shot for her every three months. No muss, no fuss, for the next five years. Then you can get your nuts cut.

The depo will give you adult acne, she won't go for that.

[afoyoswa 178]

One word: IUD (well, that's technically an acronym, but close enough).

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

The depo will give you adult acne, she won't go for that.

Are you sure? My wife didn't have any problems like that. Perhaps she just wants a baby.

ETA: Acne will come and go without any birth control. A woman's chemistry constantly changes with her monthly cycle. Wait until she gets pregnant if she is worrying about complexion problems.

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[VanessaTony 3,567]

The depo will give you adult acne, she won't go for that.

Try Implanon. I love mine. No complexion issues.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Try Implanon. I love mine. No complexion issues.

Interesting. The wife is just finishing her five years of Depo. We have to make a decision in the next few months. I will probably opt for the vasectomy. But that gives us another option to discuss with her gynecologist.

[VanessaTony 3,567]

Interesting. The wife is just finishing her five years of Depo. We have to make a decision in the next few months. I will probably opt for the vasectomy. But that gives us another option to discuss with her gynecologist.

Implanon is basically depo in rod form. Inserted under the skin of my upper forearm. You cannot see it, I do not feel it (unless I'm doing so on purpose), it lasts 3 years (about to get this one out and get a replacement), has a 0.01% fail rate (or something like that.. crazy small) and I don't need to think about birth control which is one of my fave parts. I definitely recommend it if yo're not sure about the snip yet.

The idea of IUD's is just too freaky to me. That's where "business" happens.. so ew. That and my mother had a negative biological reaction to hers and it stands to reason that I might have the same, and I'm not willing to risk it.