Survived the road trip from AR to BC. Left August 11, made it back September 8th. I knew it was a long way, but man, it's a long way. I was not robbed, or carjacked, or murdered along the way, as some thought that would be the most likely outcome.
Learned some things. There really are only two seasons in this country: winter and roadworks. Yikes, the further West I went the worse it was. So my scheme of not driving any longer than five hours a day, to keep my back from screaming at me, was laid waste, cruising along at the blinding speed of 25 mph. Seemed peculiar to be driving in one coned off lane of I-90 East whilst travelling West. My GPS kept blaring at me that I was travelling the wrong way on a one way street and I had better make a U-turn. After driving ten miles in that manner.
Ahhh, my brand new GPS lies. Well, that's a bit harsh, but it is a trap for young players. Old ones too. Unless I selected the New Route, which wasn't always offered as an option, it did its level best to make me repeat what I had already done. Which is how I came to find myself driving over the Tacoma Narrows bridge away from Gig Harbor when that wasn't my intention. I ended up miles from where I was heading, in some sort of industrial area. I don't drive after dark, which complicated things; every pair of headlights coming my direction were surrounded my rainbow halos. An 8 min trip to my hotel from where I'd been visiting took an hour and a half.
No problem at the border, in either direction. Once I was in Canada, I had to work out what km's per hour equated to in mph. There are a lot of one way streets there, and the 'all way stops' appear to be a mere suggestion for many drivers.
GPS kept announcing my son's address was not found. There are six 3 story buildings in the complex, or there were. The one with that address attached to it has been pulled down, and they are erecting a 34 story tower in place of it. He had to come out and flag me down, entrances are closed and parking has been cut in half. Meh.
I came in for a fair bit of honking, rude gestures, and verbal abuse. Not from my driving, as it happens. My son pointed out that people yelling Yankee Go Home was more likely down to my US license plate. Sheesh, people, grow up. Canadian are such friendly people
Couple things I decided on. If I couldn't see the actual gas station or offered restaurant option from the highway, not to get off. I had several tours of lovely leafy suburbs that led to neither. Get gas before you need it, keep the top half of the tank full. There are some astonishingly long stretches of highway where there is absolutely nothing at all.
Swearing at your GPS has no effect whatsoever.
Am I glad to be back? No. I am glad to be off the road.