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Good editorial reasoning. Read it in full. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Supreme Court should block Judge Merchan's ongoing election interference [...] Juan Merchan, a Democratic Party donor and trial court judge, seeks to divert Mr. Trump's attention from staffing the executive branch, derailing what has been until now a smooth transition. His honor has ordered the president-elect to participate in a sentencing hearing scheduled for Friday. While the judge signaled his "inclination" is not to jail Mr. Trump, this disruption still matters. The sole purpose of the proceeding is to consummate the branding of our former and future president as a felon. This childish objective serves no legitimate purpose. [...] https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/jan/6/editorial-supreme-court-block-judge-merchan-ongoin/

You're welcome, and thanks to YOU for being an intrepid inspiration.

Let's hope. The new layover is about the shortest that folks here recommend. If your international flight lands and deplanes early, it helps. If that plane is late, or many international flights land concurrently, that's different. Is there a later flight to Little Rock?

Thank heaven that Kash Patel will (it's hoped) soon fix the FBI.

It's mystifying how these "media" "outlets" stay in business.

Elderly people who break their hip have shorter (or shortened) lifespans. I've read this over the years. Older people who can't see (cataracts) or hear well have diminished quality of life, which can shorten life. Socialized medicine sucks.

It would be interesting to learn the current male-female ratio in the country now. I suspect that only the repression of the government is keeping many unmarried males from acting out in antisocial or violent ways.

The above is one of the most important things that everyone in this thread should read and internalize. Such persistence, personal empowerment, and self-belief! Your effort should be enshrined in the pantheon of All-Time Greatest VJ Posts. See the award that you earned.

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: The Fizzicle Therapist (FT) came at appointed time, up-show FT she man. FT worked us over without mercy, everything locked/knotted up man. We yelled at certain points, but no pain no flexibility, no man and oj nie man. We are much better, great relief man. FT greatly impressed by miu's new toy, SmartyKat man. Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. NM (Nicaraguan maid) was supposed to come at noon, time of day always a suggestion man. She came later but actually gave warning beforehand, imagine that man. She has gained Many (2x2x2 +2) pounds on previously cachectic frame, out-fleshed NM she man. She remarked that we looked flaco, skinny we man. NM finished in >2 hours, solo job this time man. NM did pretty well, remembered what not to molest man. We paid her $Many, pay we NM man. Casa stinks like bleach or Pine-Sol or Señor Clean or something, stinky casa man. NM left during prime siesta time, desirous-of-zzz we man. However, we had errands, errand we man. Went to Post Office, go postal we man. Went to drug store, not far man. Went to bank, proximal and red-carpet treatment for POTS typhoon man. Got din-din at Subway*, proximal and ingest at casa we man. *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man After din-din, took roaring siesta, zzz we man. Miu was highly interested in all the human visitors and activity, interested miu man. Miu is now zzz-ing on Big Bruddah's bed, zzz miu man. We are now seeking input into how/when to respond to reach-outing by the JC, q.v. above post man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. Doctor caucus midafternoon Wednesday, caucus we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Tell Hillbilly that he can jolly well pony up for a maid, si man. Cheap abuse-Ontarklaring Hillbilly! Cheap, CHEAP abuse-Ontarklaring ABUSE-ONTARKLARING Hillbilly!

Lightning has struck and the JC has texted us, see man: "I hope you had a good year, T-B., si man," si man. This came at Many (2+2) p.m., si man. It is now almost Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., si man. 1. We are wondering how long to let her stew, wonder we man. 2. What we respond is even more crucial than when, si man. Many. What and when should we respond, huh man?

Bad extravagant financially profligate Ontarklar! Bad, BAD extravagant EXTRAVAGANT financially profligate FINANCIALLY PROFLIGATE Ontarklar!

The Babylon Bee Has Obtained The Official White House Schedule For The Final Two Weeks Of Biden's Presidency The day is fast approaching when Joe Biden will depart from the White House. With only two short weeks remaining in his presidency, people may be wondering what he'll do with the time he has left. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following official itinerary to show just what Joe will be up to in his final days as president: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-has-obtained-the-official-white-house-schedule-for-the-final-two-weeks-of-bidens-presidency

Trudeau To Be Humanely Euthanized OTTAWA — Amid growing public outcry across the country, the Canadian government announced that embattled Prime Minister Justin Trudeau would be humanely euthanized after his resignation. The announcement revealed that, in accordance with what has become a Canadian tradition, the old, unuseful prime minister would be quietly put out of his misery to prevent him from becoming a burden to his fellow citizens. "He has lived a full life but has now exceeded his usefulness," said Benjamin Cloutier, a spokesman for the Canadian government's Department of Euthanasia. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trudeau-to-be-humanely-euthanized

Mooning us in the forums, reported man! Bad un-family-friendly Ontarklar! Bad, BAD un-family-friendly, UN-FAMILY-FRIENDLY Ontarklar!

Truth. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Muslims Say New Orleans Jihad Massacre 'Has No Place in Islam,' Worry About 'Islamophobia' Here we go yet again: after every jihad massacre comes the reassertion of the standard establishment media narrative. That narrative goes like this: when Muslims murder infidels, Muslims are the victims. The real problem of jihad massacres is that in their aftermath, Muslims must fear being the targets of an "Islamophobic backlash." Although this has rarely, if ever, actually happened, and of course should not happen, we are told this again and again, after every jihad attack. This narrative is now being trotted out again in connection with the New Orleans New Year's Day jihad massacre. The Texas Newsroom reported Saturday that at the first Friday prayers at Houston's Medical Center Islamic Society since the New Orleans attack (the perpetrator of which, Shamsud-Din Jabbar, lived in Houston), the worshippers were shocked, horrified and fearful. The Imam Basem Hamid declared: "As Muslims, we condemn this incident, this horrific act with the most severe and clearest statement. This act has no place in Islam and has no place among Muslims and it's not accepted by any standard. There is no excuse and there is no justification for it." He added: "This is how people get radicalized – by getting exposed to unreliable sources of Islam." It would have been helpful if he had explained exactly what Shamsud-Din Jabbar got wrong about Islam, but he didn't, and wasn't asked to do so. [...] https://pjmedia.com/robert-spencer/2025/01/06/muslims-say-new-orleans-jihad-massacre-has-no-place-in-islam-worry-about-islamophobia-n4935722

Long and highly readable piece about how European leftists, chiefly in Germany, are doing what we overcame here in the U.S. Wow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's Behind the AfD Party's Rise in Germany Elon Musk calls it the "last spark of hope" for Germany. European elites call it the heir to National Socialism. The debate over Germany's reviled populist party, the Alternative for Germany (Alternativ für Deutschland, or AfD), is worth paying attention to, since it reveals modern Western society's most fundamental belief structure. That debate is about to heat up further, when Musk holds a live conversation on X with the AfD's leader. The elites, Musk says, "will lose their minds." The Alternative for Germany is a leper in German political life, due to the party's opposition to Germany's lax immigration policies. Germany's Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution, a domestic intelligence agency, has granted itself authority to surveil the party, which it deems a threat to democracy. Germany's other political parties have pledged not to cooperate with the AfD. The resulting "firewall" shuts the party out of governing coalitions, no matter how much popular support it enjoys. The AfD is denied the committee chairmanships in the national parliament in Berlin that its numbers would otherwise entitle it to. German courts have almost uniformly rejected the party's efforts to remove these legal and extralegal barriers to normal participation in political life. The media keep AfD officials off the airwaves. While other political leaders, including far leftists, are regularly quoted in the press and interviewed, AfD representatives are spectral presences, rarely heard or seen on broadcasts or given space in publications. The problems motivating the AfD's rise are not spectral, however. Immigration into Germany increased significantly in 2015, when then-Chancellor Angela Merkel famously announced [...] https://www.city-journal.org/article/germany-populist-afd-party-immigration?skip=1

His opening message indicates that he was too ill to fly.

The JC just viewed us on the website, maybe second thoughts JC man.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Awoke well before the alarm, man. Miu was needy and highly active, needy active miu man. Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. Went to Walmart for ourself and for Mama T-B., kill two birds we man. Found all of Mama T-B.'s stuff, minor miracle man. Found almost all of our stuff, minor miracle man. No employees were rude to us, major miracle man. Delivered stuff to Mama T-B. and had to abide a multivariant lecture, man. Returned to casa for a siesta, awoke before the alarm man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Order from Chewy.com arrived, si man. We had ordered miu a new miu-toy*, extra inclusion man. *on deep discount, financially savvy we man This is a feather wand that irregularly rotates back & forth beneath a fabric shield, slowly or fastly man. It occasionally pauses, and lights flash in the center, confuse any miu man. Miu viewed it with suspicion but then approached it, suspicious-then-curious miu man. Miu then began poking at and chasing the wand, huntress miu man. The entertainment and energy levels increased on fast speed, quite comical man. We will start this thing again when miu gets bored, most definitely man. Fizzicle therapist visits Tuesday morn for our back, not a microsecond too soon man. Maid supposed to come at noon, see repartee man: "Hello, good evening, I'm available tomorrow if you need cleaning, si man." "We do, si man. We should be free after noon, si man. What time do you want to come, huh man?" "I can arrive at half-past Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m. so as not to be late, si man." "We are not available from Many (2x2x2 +2) to noon, no man. The rest of the day is free, si man." "Can I go at noon, huh man?" "That should be OK, si man. See you then, si man." We guarantee that she will be over an hour late or won't show at all, si or no man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

A mail-order rubia for us, si D ma'am! Good generous Ontarklar! Good, GOOD generous GENEROUS Ontarklar!

This is actually a brilliant idea as a fundraiser. One can buy bananas for one's favorite superior primate. --- A young man phoned a pet shop and said, "I would like to buy 25,000 cockroaches, please." The puzzled clerk asked, "What do you want with so many cockroaches?" "I'm moving tomorrow," said the caller, "and my lease says that I must leave the premises exactly as I found them."

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the Working & Traveling forum.

Yee-HAAAAA! Jokes worked again... jokes worked again...

Biden Honors Kamala Harris With Presidential Medal Of Participation WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a touching display today, President Biden awarded Vice President Kamala Harris the Presidential Medal of Participation. Despite Harris failing to achieve any measurable success at any task she was given, the award demonstrated the fact that physically, she was often in the area. "Even though she was on the losing team, the team that got curb-stomped by Donald Trump, Vice President Harris did participate, and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-honors-kamala-harris-with-presidential-medal-of-participation