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Trump Names Buc-ee's Beaver Secretary Of Transportation WASHINGTON, D.C. — President-elect Donald Trump has just named Buc-ee the Beaver as his Secretary of Transportation in a move bringing joy to millions of drivers across the country. According to Trump, Buc-ee has an excellent track record of experience within transportation, and the Texan beaver should play a pivotal role in cleaning up America's rest stops, gas stations, and roadside restaurants. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-names-buc-ee-the-beaver-as-secretary-of-transportation

This sounds like a GOOD idea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The New Media: White House Press Briefings to Include Podcasters and Independent Journalists President-Elect Donald Trump's incoming Press Secretary says expect 2025's White House press briefings to look different from past administrations. Karoline Leavitt says she's opening up the room to podcasters and independent journalists. That's bad news for the dying legacy media, and good news for the rest of us. Here's more. (READ) [...] https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2024/12/31/trump-leavitt-press-brief-room-will-reflect-2024-n2405963

It is Wednesday, and a new year. Our VAWA-Thread Jokes have elicited approvals and good news in countless cases (that is, if correlation = causation), and they will work for your case, too. Here is our inaugural 2025 and Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== FOLLOW THE PLOW A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic, however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her: "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snowplow to come by, and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snowplow came by. She followed it for about 45 minutes. Finally, the plow's driver got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snowstorm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Walmart parking lot; do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man: Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was 2 chicken melts, ingest wee man. Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of Chunky chicken noodle soup*, ingest we man. *bought on discount from a supermarket dented-can bin, financially savvy we man We erranded, errand we man. Used up coupons at CVS, financially savvy we man. Got stuff on sale at Big Lots, stores closing forever man. This included their last 2 jugs of Cat's Pride miu-litter, one of the only two worth a poop man. Gassed the T-B.-mobile at Costco, Manycember Many'st tradition man. We T-B.-mobiled Many,000 miles last year, calculate we man. Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + nuked On-Cor salisbury steaks in gravy, ingest Two Guys man. A wonderful siesta was then taken, finally zzz we man. Sent cheery text to the JC, radio silence man. Movie night was Trading Places, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. We are only one away from double-figure weekly quota, ahead of power curve Two Guys man. Consumed one Manyzen grapes at midnight, south-of-border tradition for good luck we man. Trying to get Mini-B. embedded before too much later, embed we man wee man man. Fireworks idiots trying to burn down entire neighborhood, can't do nuffin' we man. Cousinette T-B. throwing small Gnu Year party on Wednesday afternoon, stupid but oh well man. We, Mama T-B., Mini-B., and ex-Mrs.-T-B. are among the few invitees, obligated to go we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Depends on the quality of the effluvium contained within, si and duh man. Newpy Hap Year, si man.

Yeah, Jimmy Carter's Post-Presidency Actions Were 'Borderline Treasonous' As I mentioned earlier, in the wake of Jimmy Carter's passing, the left has gone to absurd and Orwellian lengths to rewrite his legacy, attempting to transform him into a mythical great president. However, those who lived through his presidency know better. I was born the year Ronald Reagan trounced Jimmy Carter in the presidential election, so I only remember Carter's post-presidential years, which weren't much better. Sure, he got a lot of good press for his work with Habitat for Humanity, but that doesn't exactly absolve him of all the bad things he's done. It really is up to us to cut through all the noise of the obligatory tributes that are pouring in to make sure that his failings aren't forgotten. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/12/31/yeah-jimmy-carter-kinda-committed-treason-n4935564

Such a nice story. It does pay off for those who persist. This was my story. http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/410945-k-1-journey-completed/ If you want a hilarious (?) look at the end of the process, see here: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/382775-mrs-t-b-the-citizenship-test/

Speak for yourself, si Y ma'am. Bad presumptive self-speaking Y ma'am! Bad, BAD presumptive PRESUMPTIVE self-speaking SELF-SPEAKING Y ma'am!

This is a true selling-point, eh and si and sigh D ma'am. This is an even truer selling-point, eh and si and sigh and find us someone local or at least domestic D ma'am. And is fluently bilingual in Moose, eh man. You two slackers quit slacking and find us a local or at least domestic rubia, si man! Bad slacking D ma'am and Bro G man! Bad, BAD slacking SLACKING D ma'am and Bro G man!

Fotos of alleged rubia now, si D ma'am and see alleged rubia we man! Uh-oh... in Canadia and necessitating immigration processes, huh D ma'am eh ma'am?

You forgot "Must own and be willing to sell Pre-Owned Toilet Seats*," si man. *buy yours today at handsome year-end 0.0000001% discount off full retail, si man!

As a thought, tell her about us, and maybe that will prompt her to hire a lawyer (or to reconcile with her husband), si D ma'am.

Upvotes will make us feel better, si man.

Hezbollah

Hoorah, si R ma'am!

Bad withholding Ontarklar! Bad, BAD withholding WITHHOLDING Ontarklar! She doesn't need to eat it, no D ma'am -- just tolerate our eating it or simply prepare it for us, si man. Almost a disqualification, almost certainly man. Gotta hook them while they're fresh and desperate, only way man. Well, find her one, si D ma'am! Bad legally reluctant Ontarklar! Bad, BAD legally reluctant LEGALLY RELUCTANT Ontarklar! --- We shall finally take our shower (at half-past 1 p.m.) and run errands, distraction man.

Actually very good, si man. We would alter only the first item: Optimally should be a rubia, si man. "Where she is hiding" renders all of the above moot, sigh man. We are a bit glum today amid the thought that we might not even get closure with the JC, sigh man. Of course, we'll wait a few days, si man. If no contact, will express our thoughts kindly and try to forget, sigh man.

Gracias, D ma'am, but it's been a forest without trees for quite a while, si and sigh man.

Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man: We and Mini-B. slept in, zzz Two Guys man. We again actually awoke before the alarm, but not as long before, si and no man. Lunch for Mini-B. was 2 corn dogs, ingest usually for breakfast wee man. Lunch for us was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. We ran errands, use up expiring coupons man. Returned and tried to siesta, utter failure man. Dished/de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. Din-din was 2 nuked Hungry Man boneless-chicken din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Monday Night Football was then watched, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Miu highly active all day, active miu man. Radio silence from the JC before and after cheery message, sigh man. The LR has obviously lost interest in us, too, sigh man. More year-end errands on Tuesday, errand we man. Then put up with the incessant fireworks all night long, hate them man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Carter Was to Reagan What Buchanan Was to Lincoln Former President Jimmy Carter died at the age of 100. As president, Jeane Kirkpatrick brilliantly explained, he was an abysmal failure. On his watch, the economic "misery index" skyrocketed and the geopolitical correlation of forces shifted in the Soviets' favor. Nicaragua fell to the communist Sandinista regime. Iran fell to radical Islamic mullahs, setting the stage for decades of turbulence in the Middle East/Persian Gulf region, which included a lengthy and humiliating hostage crisis in which U.S. diplomats and staff were seized and imprisoned for 444 days. The Soviet Union used Cuban proxies to spread turmoil in Central America and the Caribbean Sea and Africa, invaded Afghanistan, and attained a theoretical strategic nuclear first-strike capability. Americans registered their verdict at the polls in 1980, when Ronald Reagan won a landslide electoral college victory (489 to 49), winning 44 of the 50 states. Carter left Reagan with a domestic economic crisis and an America that was on the geopolitical defensive, but Reagan turned things around. [...] https://spectator.org/carter-was-to-reagan-what-buchanan-was-to-lincoln/

Will Dems Disrupt Certification of Trump's Triumph? When the Electoral College met on Dec. 17 and confirmed Donald Trump's victory over Kamala Harris, most commentators concluded that congressional certification of the results would be a mere formality. As Politico put it, "Trump's victory has made Jan. 6 boring again." It should be remembered, however, that the Democrats have tried to block certification of every Republican presidential victory this century — including the 2004 reelection of George W. Bush, who won the popular vote as well as an Electoral College majority. Consequently, it's hardly a surprise that we are still hearing claims from some TDS victims that Trump can be barred from holding office pursuant to Section 3 of the 14th Amendment. [...] https://spectator.org/will-dems-disrupt-certification-of-trumps-triumph/

Any overstay can be big trouble. Always leave wiggle-room for mechanical or weather issues. Now, if he had boarded the plane before midnight and it sat till afterward, it might be different.

We'll see, si Y ma'am. We think that it's a matter of life experience, think we man. However, if she can't get past that after discussion, then you're right, si and sigh Y ma'am. The key question is whether the JC is both willing and able to discuss it, unclear at present man. Emergency number precised, and so sorry, si and sigh Y ma'am. Wow -- Many years, si Y ma'am. In fact, yesterday (Tues., Manycember Many'th) was the Manyth (2x2x2x2 +2+1th) anniversary of our first e-mail to the future Mrs. T-B., coincidence man. Back to football with Mini-B., watch Two Guys man.

We just did this, si man.

It sure paid off a few months ago when Mini-B. finally let some of his tensions out, si D ma'am. Or, we can send her a brief, cheery message as though nothing is wrong, see man: "Evenin', JC, si ma'am! Two Guys din-din was _____, ingest Two Guys man. We're going to watch Monday Night Football and see how much popcorn we can eat, si man." Or not, no man.