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'Snow White' Beaten At Box Office By Middle School Recorder Recital U.S. — In another blow for Disney, the live-action remake Snow White was beaten at the box office by a middle school recorder recital in Rushville, Nebraska. According to tracking data, the auditorium had about five dozen people gathered to listen to a recorder medley, trouncing national viewership of Snow White four-fold. "It's a tough pill to swallow," said Disney producer Dana MacIntosh. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/snow-white-beaten-at-box-office-by-empty-theater-undergoing-renovation

: Google Maps Offering New 'Shortcut But You Will Fear For Your Life' Option U.S. — Google Maps has added a new feature in its latest update which will offer drivers a shortcut to their destination, but through a route guaranteed to make them fear for their lives. While Google Maps has often taken unsuspecting drivers into dangerous ghettos, the new option will allow drivers to decide precisely how many minutes of reduced travel time they will risk grievous bodily harm for. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/google-maps-offering-new-shortcut-but-you-will-fear-for-your-life-option

It is Sunday, and time for our ever-hilarious (and too-rarely upvoted) Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== A LITTLE GIRL FEELS SICK AT CHURCH A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?" "No," her mother said. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" exclaimed the girl. "Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush," said her mother. After about 60 seconds, the little girl returned to her seat. "Did you throw up?" her mother asked. "Yes," the little girl said. "How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?" her mother asked. "I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy," smiled her little girl proudly. "They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For The Sick.'"

Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday non-ES report, see man: Embedded ourself on Friday feeling genuinely sick, burn candle at all Many (2+1) ends we man. Took every HSM known to ape-kind, throw kitchen sink (and fling poo) at it man. Awoke feeling somewhat less sick, nondead we man. Did cancel morning rendezvous with PJC (Proximal Junior Chica), still trying to meet for first time man. PJC was understanding and gracious, patience of Job man. Breakfast was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. Got on ES trail half an hour after noon, delayed we man. Decided to truncate itinerary so as not to overdo, no relapse desired man. On way back from ES-ing, stopped at Costco Business Center for Many (2+2+1) items, disciplined we man. Returned to casa at Many p.m. to face indignant miu, Where Has My Miu-Lunch Been Daddy man. Serviced indignant miu, mollify miu we man. Arranged date with QC (Quinquagenarian Chica), pending outcome of siesta man. Lunch/din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man. Siesta relatively restorative, conclude we man. QC visited right on schedule, responsible QC man. Far older-looking and fatter than website fotos, always the case but rarely this extreme man. Nevertheless, we and QC had vibrant social visit for >2 hours, periodically necessary man. And this one somehow didn't cost us a penny, imagine that man. Dished the warsher, must de-dish man. Must mow lawn on Sunday, not looking forward to this but must be done man. Must do LL + ironing*, periodically necessary man. *optimally with use of ironing-board from recent ES, financially savvy we man We shall up-dope ourself with more HSM at bedtime, only prudent action man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday ES report, see man: Because of feeling poorly and late start, visited only Many (2+1) ESs and no GSs, clarify we man. The first 2 ESs yielded the take, see man: -- >half-roll wax paper = free, heavenly man -- full box standard staples, Revlon metal nail-file = $1, steal man Total = $1

Why doesn't Iowa slide into Missouri? Because Minnesota sucks.

Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum.

The OP hasn't logged on to VJ since October 2022, so a reply is highly unlikely. This old thread is now closed to further comment. The most recent poster is welcome to start a new thread.

Sorry that you feel that way.

Meaning human ==> monkey ==> ape (Central Chimpanzee).

Thrilling Friday report, see man: We did not attend any, see below man. Before readying ourself for GS-ing, we checked our chica correspondence, check we man. We ended up furiously alternating texts between 2 Junior Chicas, one needy one yakking man. All this was amidst an ultra-active, ultra-demanding, aysheep miu, aysheep miu man. The needy JC was one whom we'd hoped to meet for several weeks, si man. She is the EJC, Exotic Junior Chica man. She had been ripped off by amigas, too kind-hearted EJC she man. We offered in-person emotional support and asked when, si man. She said, "Right away," say EJC man to we man man. We were prepared to go to the EJC, si man. Instead, they began fumigating her apartment, great timing man. The EJC therefore came to our casa, si man. We had to prepare in a hurry, prep ourself and casa hurriedly we man. Lunch was Costco "egg bites," OK but rather unsubstantial as an entrée, ingest hurriedly we man. The EJC is strikingly beautiful, major fox EJC man. She is a mix of Many (2+1) heritages, indeed an exotic JC man. We will see her again, most likely on Tuesday man. Other JC turned out to have champagne tastes, forget her man. By the time the EJC left, it was after 2 p.m. and too late for GS-ing/ES-ing, oh well man. We continued texting with the other JC, yak yak YAK she man. After a couple of hours, other JC turned out to have champagne tastes, forget her man. By now, it was after Many p.m. and too late to run many errands, traffic building man. We went to Aldi, shop for most of Two Guys Week provender* man. *of course, they were out of 2 key items, man Lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2] p.m.) was onebag of Aldi mixed vegetables, ingest we man. Miu was finally zzz-ing upstairs, zzz miu man. We then slightly opened a tin of Costco sardines, open we and shaddap Bro G. man. The infernal tab broke off, man. Amidst splashed sardine-oil, we tried a can-opener, not very successful man. We ended up shoving the sardines toward one end or the other with use of a fork, inefficiently ingest we man. This was almost too much work except for the wasted expense otherwise, reason cheap we man. It was now too late for a siesta and mow-lawning, both desperately needed man. An exhausted siesta was thus taken, zzz we man. We have a JC to possibly meet briefly on Saturday morning, possibly man. We have a JC to possibly see on Saturday eve, possibly man. We have itineraried a maximum Many (2+2) GSs and a maximum Many (2+2) ESs, itinerary we man. We must absolutely mow the lawn, mandatory man! Mow-lawning makes us useless for anything else, out-wipe we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

And it's your fault for not finding us an eligible rubia, shame man! Not since the last "it came close but we're fine," no man.

He lived a good life. See earlier thread:

We hadn't evolved into a superior primate yet.

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Matt Taibbi hits a home run. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ America's colleges are hoarding billions — and yet still cry poor as Trump targets federal funding Twenty years ago, maybe even ten, I'd have found stories about the administration cutting grants to universities and detonating thousands of campus-related jobs horrifying. But the education sob stories now flying off the presses have a gigantic lie of omission. Take Johns Hopkins. NBC News was one of many to highlight the "grave consequences" the new administration's policies have had on the famed institution, noting "the changes will also have an economic impact in Baltimore because the university is the largest private employer in Maryland." NBC pointed out that "about half of Johns Hopkins' funding last year came from federal research dollars, according to a letter from Ron Daniels, the university's president." It seemed odd that the "largest private employer in Maryland" is half-funded by the federal "research dollars," but I shrugged and went to the Johns Hopkins website to read the Daniels letter. [...] https://nypost.com/2025/03/19/opinion/americas-colleges-are-hoarding-billions-and-yet-still-cry-poor-as-trump-targets-federal-funding/

Warrants its own thread. Click on the report, if you dare. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A savage rupturing of our civilisation They reduced Jews to ashes. In 2023, a fascist army burnt Jews to death. The Jews' names were Ram Itamari, 56, a transportation manager, and his wife, Lili Itamari, 63, a schoolteacher. They were in their home in Kibbutz Kfar Aza in southern Israel on 7 October 2023 when the unit of anti-Semites showed up. The gunmen saw the Jews through a window so they set fire to the house. It burned at such a scorching temperature that when the Israeli authorities finally went in, they found not one trace of the couple's bodies. It took archaeologists three weeks of sifting through the soot to discover a sliver of bone. It was DNA-tested. It was them. It is the 21st century and we are searching among ash for the remains of Jews. Following decades of the cry, 'Never Again', humanity once more found itself foraging in the blackened remains of a building for the incinerated remnants of the Jews who lived there. This detail from the new UK parliamentary report on the barbarism of 7 October should chill the blood of everyone who reads it. For it is 7 October's clearest echo, among thousands of clear echoes, of the Nazi atrocities of the last century. This report leaves no doubt: 7 October was more than terrorism, more than a war crime – it was a savage rupturing of human civilisation itself. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/03/20/a-savage-rupturing-of-our-civilisation/

Thrilling (?) Thursday report, see man: The GCJC took herself off the website, sigh man. We were into our planned lazy/delayed day, si man. About half an hour before noon, Mama T-B. called, call senior she man we man man. She wanted us to take her to the emergency room pronto, hip issues man. We had not showered or shaved yet, got yelled at man. We quickly showered, set out extra miu-food, and blew over there, alacritous we man. Mama T-B. insisted on inching downstairs to the T-B.-mobile on her Rollator, man. She alternately groaned and yelled at us, to be expected man. We got her to the E.R., fortunately not very busy man. By the time we found parking, she was already in triage, si man. Most time was spent waiting, si man. Most of the waiting was for the hip CT, first imaging ever for some reason man. We were severely underdressed for outside and inside, chilled we man. Waiting-area must have been only Many degrees, Antarctic man. Fortunately, we got a blanket and had our book, read we man. We had eaten nothing all day, light-headed we man. Staff guy brought us some saltines, ingest we man. CT showed severe arthritis, bone-on-bone man. Staff promised to try to accelerate orthopedic appointment, otherwise wait Many weeks man. Rx was for Tylenol + codeine, nectar of the gods man. Of course, Mama T-B. has had side effects from this, can tolerate very few meds senior she man. Discharge was before Many (2+2+1) p.m., pretty good for a hospital man. Mama T-B. wanted to go straight to CVS to fill the Rx, pretty good idea man. CVS not very busy, fortunate man. Walked Mama T-B. back to her crib, barely made it senior she man. Parting words were "Why don't you find a wife so I can finally die, huh man?," si man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Subway*, ravenously ingest we man. *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man The instant we lay down for a siesta, neighbor's yard guy started**, man. **at least a day earlier than usual, man We did siesta acceptably thereafter, zzz we man. We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling (?) Thursday, report we man.

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What I was gonna say!

Shopped here all the time when I lived in North Carolina. They briefly had stores in Texas.

He wants a bazooka.

These two are not near each other.

Hosed, 100%.