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She MIGHT be able to improve her chances by showing a good travel history. Can she visit another country for a weekend or even an overnight, then return home?
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No Vaccination Records for K-1 Visa Medical
TBoneTX replied to Maya_Jahann's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
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It's time to contact them again.
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Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man: We actually got to zzz in, mirabile dictu man. Went on errands and to a phantom MS, man. Lunch was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man Attempted siesta interrupted by phone call, man. Fizzicle Therapy session postponed, FT lady had flat tyre man. Mama T-B. miserable with short-staffed crew during holiday weekend, sigh man. Din-din was Yakitori rice from Costco, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Happy Gilmore 2, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to an even Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) for the week, highly commendable total man. The stupid space bar on our keyboard is on the fritz, order new keyboard and we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must visit Mama T-B. amidst LLs on Sunday, needy senior she man man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.
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VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
We are on time (Sunday) with our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE MAGIC WORDS A little boy wanted his toy, so he went to his mother and said, "Mom, give me my toy." His mother said, "What are the magic words?" The little boy said the magic words, and his mom gave him his toy. The next day, the little boy started Kindergarten. At snack time, the little boy wanted some juice, so he walked up to his teacher and asked for a juice box. The teacher said, "What are the magic words?" The little boy said the magic words. However, the teacher became upset, and she called the little boy's mother and asked her to come in for a meeting. When the three were sitting in the room together, the teacher asked the mother, "Have you been teaching your son sarcasm?" "No," the mother said. "Why, what did he do?" "Well, he asked for a juice box," said the teacher, "and I asked him to say the magic words, and instead of saying 'please,' he said, 'You're thin and you're beautiful.'" -
My son's "Welcome to America" moment, Need advice.
TBoneTX replied to Meredith48's topic in Off Topic
Awful and enraging. Get a half-hour initial consultation with 2 different lawyers. These are usually free or cheap. Consider small-claims court. Contact the Better Business Bureau. Consult (and really lay into) your property manager, if any; neighbor should've reported this to them first. Contact the Consumer reporters of your local TV stations -- your video will be priceless to them. Let us know how you proceed and what ultimately happens. -
VAWA, Part 27
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
For the first time in recorded human (and chimpanzee) history, we have neglected to post our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke in timely fashion, so here it is: =========================================== THREE GOOD ONES As I get older, I don't really sleep any longer; it's more of a doze between pee breaks. I'm adopting a healthier lifestyle. Now I park and walk inside to buy donuts, instead of using the drive-through. My grandson asked, "Do trees poop?" I said, "That's where #2 pencils come from." -
Hmm... I have no experience and will defer to others, but I think now that perhaps you should not upload this order (or anything else not required in the N-400 instructions). Instead, bring it all to your naturalization interview along with evidence that you've faithfully complied by paying. We'll see if others here concur.
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Unless others here say it's unnecessary, I think that you can. It shouldn't hurt anything. Unless something in your background indicates otherwise, I've not heard that these are necessary. If you want, obtain one (don't go overboard) from someone of authority -- a minister is one example. It should say how/how long/how well he's known you and affirm that you're a decent guy. The affiant should include his contact information. Avoid overthinking things and worrying too much. You're applying under the 5-year provision?
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Tax Transcripts for Interview
TBoneTX replied to A233465's topic in US Citizenship General Discussion
These are typically far bulkier than transcripts are -- another justification for having and using transcripts. -
Houthi Regime Leadership Demolished in Single Masterful Israeli Attack The Israeli Air Force launched a major airstrike on Houthi political targets in Sanaa, Yemen, on Thursday, killing the Houthi prime minister, defense minister, and chief of the general staff. This was the result of a fleeting bit of actionable intelligence that determined the Houthi hierarchy would gather in several locations to listen to a babbling rant by Houthi chieftain Abdul Malik al-Houthi. This allowed a single Israeli strike to decapitate the regime. Some social media sources allege that Israel lured the Houthi leadership to a single location using a deception operation akin to the one executed against Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/08/29/houth-regime-leadership-demolished-in-single-masterful-israeli-attack-n2193372
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Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man: Breakfasted & exited Mini-B., groggy we man. We desperately wanted to re-zzz, re-zzz we man. However, we reluctantly convinced ourself to mow the front lawn, man. First, breakfast was the leftover Costco lasagna from Thursday's din-din, ingest we man. The mow was worthwhile, and 2 sweatbands consumed man. While we recovered under ceiling fan with miu on lap, Mama T-B. called, aysheep senior she man. We up-cleaned and out-headed with supplies, supply we man senior she man man. We almost had to help Mama T-B. feed herself, central tremors too severe man. Lunch was what she was too exhausted to eat, becoming standard to ingest we man. Spent 2 hours doing/moving/researching/being lectured about stuff, si man. Afterward, went ES-ing, terrible pre-holiday traffic man. Arrived at casa exhausted, spent we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was "busy," so we had to up-pick Mini-B., drained we man. New mini-miu reportedly a dream miu, great to hear man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest typical Friday din-din Two Guys man. We tried to siesta afterward, Many00% exhausted we man. Halfway through, Mama T-B. called, will try not to need us on Saturday but who knows man. During her call, Uncle T-B. called, Where Is My Rx That The Doc Was Supposed To Call In man. Much-delayed movie night was the final 2 Breaking Bad episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 -1), quite respectable man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have unenthusiastically itineraried 2 MSs and 2 GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man. We are tired, Uncle T-B. needs a partial Rx, Mama T-B. may need us, and monsoons are forecast, sigh man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.
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No Vaccination Records for K-1 Visa Medical
TBoneTX replied to Maya_Jahann's topic in K-1 Fiance(e) Visa Process & Procedures
Aha -- effective research is crucial. OP, let us know whether you try the suggestion, and, if so, tell us how it went. -
How To Commit Democratic Party Suicide
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
That's no excu ... zzz... -
Pride Cometh Before the Fall [Cracker Barrel]
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
CB's executives are too woke and stupid. I was convinced of this from the start. I am also convinced of the need for Someone to reattain Rhododendron status.
