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Ford Debuts World's First Autonomous Car To Leave Factory And Drive Straight To Shop For Repairs DEARBORN, MI — The Ford Motor Company made history once again with its recent debut of the world's first autonomous car to leave the factory and drive straight to the shop for repairs. According to upper-level Ford executives, the fully self-driving car is the first of its kind to be able to make a direct bee-line from the assembly line to the nearest mechanic shop. "This is really exciting, groundbreaking stuff," said Jameson Lloyd, who directs Ford's autonomous vehicles program. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ford-debuts-worlds-first-autonomous-car-to-leave-factory-and-drive-straight-to-shop-for-repairs

Mexican Restaurant's Authenticity Questioned After Experiencing Zero ICE Raids ATLANTA, GA — Locals have begun questioning the authenticity of purported Mexican restaurant "El Bandido" as ICE has yet to raid the restaurant a single time. With nearby restaurants being hit by ICE on a near-daily basis, concerns about El Bandido's genuineness have risen as no waiter, cook, or busboy has been taken into custody. "It's a bad look," said former patron Dan Billings. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-authenticity-questioned-after-zero-ice-raids

District Court Issues Nationwide Injunction Against Supreme Court Ruling U.S. — In the wake of the United States Supreme Court ruling that will effectively prevent district courts from issuing nationwide injunctions, a district court issued a nationwide injunction against the Supreme Court ruling. In a stinging rebuke, Federal Judge James Boasberg handed down a nationwide decision against the Supreme Court, which struck down the Supreme Court's ruling that he and other lower court judges had no authority to hand down nationwide decisions. "This nationwide injunction holds that the Supreme Court's ruling against our nationwide injunctions is unconstitutional," Boasberg said in his ruling. "The [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/district-court-issues-nationwide-injunction-on-supreme-court-ruling

Ontarklar take note, see D ma'am. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wife Offers Husband Compromise: If He Lets Her Get Chickens, She'll Let Him Do All The Work SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Local woman Rachel Gentry told her husband she'd compromise on her proposal to get a coop full of chickens by letting him do all the work if he let her get the backyard poultry. "Tell you what," Rachel told her husband, Greg. "If you let me get that chicken coop I've been wanting, I'll let you help out with the cleaning, the feeding, the rodent abatement. It's a great deal for you!" Greg spent the better part of Wednesday afternoon trying to figure out if she was kidding or serious [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-offers-husband-compromise-if-he-lets-her-get-chickens-shell-let-him-do-all-the-work

I like #6. ~~~~~~~~~~ Trump Bombed Iran. Here's How 12 Media Outlets Covered The Story Welp, it looks like Trump bombed Iran. The Babylon Bee has assembled headlines from various media outlets here in one place so you can pick a little bit of the truth out of each to learn the whole story. Here's how different media outlets are covering the historic news: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-just-bombed-iran-heres-how-12-media-outlets-covered-the-story

Someone's feeling militaristic, it's clear... We superior primates would simply purchase poo to fling, or laxatives for self-production.

If any don't, they should. Diminishing knowledge of using apostrophes probably led to their being dropped altogether.

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. --- Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man: Took HSM at bedtime, need body transplant we man. Awoke before alarm, motivated to make much progress, motivated we man. Time blown trying to get Internet up, areawide outage man. Tried to cancel Mama T-B.'s newspaper subscription and renew ours, try we man. Infuriating recorded line cut us off Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- times, man. Then, we were on hold for Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) minutes before getting cut off, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was going to take Mini-B. to basketball camp, volunteer ex-she man man. We had stuff to get/do at Mama T-B.'s old casa, behind time we man. Mini-B.'s lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man. Our lunch was from Mama T-B.'s bistro, unused funds* man. *with prior permission of Executive Directoress, si man It was chicken pot pie, green beans, & potato salad, ingest we man. Mama T-B. refused to pick furniture to move without a schematic diagram of where it might go, man. We spent considerable time determining options, man. We then coordinated TV-mounting with kindly neighbor, coordinate we man. Got to Mama T-B., arrive we man. Mama T-B. was exhausted, si man. Executive Director had caucused with her, as promised man. Mean nooser was fired, man. He told us that Mama T-B. was scared aysheep, he gets it man. He had Mama T-B. rolled into the lunchroom where she met other Resisted Living people, si man. She had trouble reaching the table from awkward transport wheelchair, understandable man. Mama T-B. couldn't read our handwriting on the schematic, man. When we explained, she began arguing about placement, man. She now thinks that having a desk is crucial, vastly unlike yesterday man. This hoses all of our work, man. Kindly neighbor showed up, KN he man. Conversed kindly with Mama T-B., KN he man. Began marking/studding wall, mark stud he man. Went out to buy screws suitable for metal studs, safari he man. Returned with those + a chocolate bar for Mama T-B., KN he man. Mama T-B. quite pleased and impressed, rightfully so man. TV mounted on tilt frame, quite impressive man. Mama T-B. pleased, good outcome man. We left for the casa in a blinding monsoon, build an Ark man. Mini-B. not at casa, retained by ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. She had fed him din-din, man!!! Din-din for us was onecan of baked beans, ingest we man. Hours later, Mini-B. requested din-din, timing quite off man. Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of Chef B. S+Ms and onecan Aldi chili, ravenous wee man man. He was quite impressed with the Aldi chili, first acceptance of many offers man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We shall try to get the T-B.-mobile's oil changed on Tuesday, single-digit oil life man. We shall caucus with a storage place, prep we man. We shall make all phone calls unmade on Monday, phony we man. We must take Uncle T-B. to a doc appointment, chauffeur we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

USA, Ecuador, don't care. --- Thread is moved from Off Topic to the Polls forum, for higher visibility.

Welcome to American capitalism, N ma'am! Egad, but you're a party animal...

The best being the one that I initially suggested.

A regional or local bank should be more flexible than the giant ones.

They don't want to offend the, uh, Amish.

As long as they're banned from the U.S., who cares?

At least we finally have a functional Justice Department.

Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man: We got to bed at half-past Many (2+1) a.m. on Sunday, exhausted we man. Took HSM, crucially necessary man. Zzz'd like an illegitimate male child till alarm at half-past Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., zzz we man. Felt no better for most of the day, no man. Did not leave the casa, perfect Sunday and cleared by Mama T-B. man. It monsooned through most of day, fortunate that we killed ourself mow-lawning on Saturday man. Lunch was onecan of Progresso soup*, ingest we man. *bought at Saturday's ES, financially savvy we man Attempted siesta not particularly helpful, bushed we man. Managed to conquer LL, domestically victorious we man. Din-din was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we man. Mini-B. came for Two Guys week, to be truncated after Friday for Ecu departure of wee man man. Miu quite excited to see Big Bruddah again, thrilled miu man. Movie night aborted because of internet outage, man. Nevertheless, 2 bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Monday will be busy with canceling Mama T-B.'s previous set doc appointments, can't get to them man. Must call Mama T-B.'s long-term care plan, paid into it for Manycades and now in need man. Should mount TV with help of kindly neighbor, Mounties we man. Should try to line up movers with no furniture picked and no storage place rented, man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Four hours is typically recommended and ample.

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Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man: The day began almost normally, weird man. Mama T-B. didn't call for some time, no man. When she did, she was calm and rational, si man. The maintenance dude had fixed her TV and explained how he could help with room decor, si man. Mama T-B. said that she & we should discuss furniture later, si man. Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. We erranded and ES'd, weird feeling man. Lunch/din-din was Chinese buffet*, ingest Many (2+1) heaping plates of hibachi beef + 1 of watermelon we man. *not that one, shaddap Bro G man At the casa, we were in deep need of a siesta, none for who knows how Many days man. Mama T-B. called right beforehand with more items needed, call senior she man we man man. She wanted to know when we were going to visit, "why are you ignoring me man" man. We explained that it would be later, siesta + casa duties man. Mama T-B. suspiciously grilled us, grill senior she man we man man. We squealed that one urgent need was to mow the lawn, in near-desperate condition man. Mama T-B. reamed us a new one, two buttholes now for we man man. We tried to explain that mowing could occur only during daytime and visits could occur anytime, reason we man. Mama T-B. wouldn't have it, told us that Heaven & Papa T-B. were watching, and hung up on us, bye man. We tried to siesta, not difficult man. Exactly halfway through, Uncle T-B. phoned us for an update, how does he always know our siesta times man. We pretty much resumed our siesta, but it was not the same, zzz and no man. Dealt with gastrointestinal issues from lunch/din-din, occupational hazard of pigs man. Mowed entire lawn, back yard couldn't have waited one more day man. Many (2+1) sweatbands were consumed, 2 job 1 recovery man. We then went to Mama T-B.'s old crib to collect items, collect we man. We called Mama T-B. to announce our pending arrival, announce we man. Mama T-B. said to wait outside her room because she expected to be changed, linens/underwear man. We arrived at Resisted Living at Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., now dig this man. We saw a nooser coming from Mama T-B.'s room, see we she man man. We asked her if she were finished, si man. She muttered something in thick dialect, perhaps African man. We asked her twice to repeat herself, mumbling in dialect she man man. She rolled her eyes at us and said, "We ah feenish changing huh, si man," si man. We entered room and saw sweet young nooser consoling an upset Mama T-B., si man. Both nooser & Mama T-B. confirmed that the departing nooser had "manhandled" Mama T-B., egad man. Young nooser described it and was even more upset than was Mama T-B., si man. "I tried to tell her not to be rough and how to turn your mom, but she wouldn't listen, si and no man," si man. Night Supervisorette then popped in to say that she would call the Head Nooser, report incident man. We collected more info from young nooser & Mama T-B., collect we man. Mama T-B. said, "I don't think that that one should be anywhere any patient, no man," si man. Young nooser left after another apology, really sweet chica man. Mama T-B. wondered how to report this incident, si man. We texted the Executive Director, good sympathetic dude man. He wrote back almost immediately, see man: "Thank you for letting me know and we will investigate these concerns immediately, si man. How's about I meet with Mom Monday morning and then I'll contact you, si man." Per Mom's request, [mean nooser] has been notified that she will not tend to her moving forward, no man," si man. Mama T-B. then groused to us about the Head Nooser, pushy abrasive chica agree we man. Mama T-B. then groused about her lack of storage space, no furniture man. We tried to prompt her to pick something, man. Mama T-B. said, "I can't pick if I don't know whether what I want will fit, no and no man," man. We had previous measurements scribbled all over Many scraps of paper, egad man. Mama T-B. kept asking about various furniture pieces going here or there or yon, fumble for numbers we man man. Mama T-B. then said, "It will be impossible for me to let you loose throwing things away, si man. You will bring the furniture here with their contents and a bunch of empty bags so I can tell you what to keep here and what to donate, si man," si and man. This would necessitate our bagging stuff only to unbag and sort it later, no way to run a railroad man! We told Mama T-B. this, probably very poor timing man. Mama T-B. soon threw us out, nearly midnight man. We returned to the old crib to collect more wants, si man. We made a 1-page list of all furniture measurements, re-measure we man man. This might give us an idea of what will fit where, maybe a fighting chance man. Returned to our casa at 1 a.m. Sunday, return we man. Ravenous miu demanded din-din, service miu we man. Miu then wanted brushing, accommodate miu we man. Miu then wanted to play, throw feather-rollers we man to miu man. No party with the rubias tonight, almost sunrise now man. Sunday will feature a caucus with neighbor about mounting Mama T-B.'s TV, mount we man. We will then discuss furniture pieces and placements, we man. We hope to have laundry time, not looking promising man. It's also the start of a short** Two Guys week, Two Guys man. **ex-Mrs.-T-B. takes Mini-B. to Ecu in early July, see man And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday-on-Sunday ES report, see man: Beyond all hope*, we were able to attend 2 of the Many (2+1) itineraried ESs on Saturday, si man. *see Thrilling Saturday-on Sunday report, see man Each yielded the take, see man: -- nearly full large Pantene, bath towel, Manycans ([2+2]cans) sardines, onecan Progresso soup, nearly full tube Crest + Scope toothpaste = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), OK man -- ream notebook paper, new composition book, 2 belts, 2 t-shirts for Mini-B., cargo shorts in our new waist size, new baseball, new rubber mallet, Many-outlet ([2+2+2]-outlet) tap, NIP roll drywall-joint tape, NIP tupacs hollow-wall anchors = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2+1)

Yee-HAAAAA! Thanks for having kept us apprised of your progress. Let us know about entry, her acclimation to our culture, et al.

We are obviously in intense need of our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ===================================== WHAT YOU'RE ENTITLED TO Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center where he was to advise new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had a nearly 100% record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones' sales pitch. Jones explained the basics of the GI Insurance to the new recruits, and then said, "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government has to pay only a maximum of $6,000." "Now," he concluded, "Which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"

After filing, your husband's status would be "applicant for Adjustment" -- or, more concisely, "Adjustment applicant." A lawyer told me of this terminology when Mrs. T-B. was in this phase. Absolutely accurate. He should carry the most recent documentation with him at all times. See this thread, which can apply to more than airports: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/562879-cbp-at-tsa-airport-checkpoints-why-theyre-there-how-best-to-handle/#entry7784682

OP, your success in this immigration process depends on your ability to read carefully, interpret literally, and respond completely & accurately. "Any" means any, so interpret this instruction literally.