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Interesting concept. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Introducing Contempt of Public We have all heard about contempt of court and contempt of Congress. They are offenses for which one may be fined or jailed. But what about contempt of public? What's the penalty for that? [...] https://amgreatness.com/2023/08/13/introducing-contempt-of-public/

This is easy and compelling reading. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Taking Aim at the First Amendment Last week's federal indictment of Donald Trump is a watershed moment in the politicization and weaponization of the Department of Justice. The DOJ is doing that which it accuses President Trump of doing -- attempting to change the election and deprive Americans of their right to vote by advancing extreme legal theories. [...] https://americanmind.org/salvo/taking-aim-at-the-first-amendment/

Almost nothing in the entire legal-immigration process has anything to do with common sense.

Welcome to the forum! For country-specific advice, I'm moving your thread to the Mexico/Latin/South America regional forum. People should be responding in ample time to allay your concerns.

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Mini-B. wanted non-corn dogs for breakfast, ingest otherwise wee man. This makes the first week in recorded history when he consumed no corn dogs, call the newspapers man. Dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she man. Mama T-B. lectured us for nearly half an hour on various topics, sigh and man. We went straight to Costco to gas the thirsty T-B.-mobile, just in time man. Gas price no different than regular stations, man. We went straight to Office Despot, look for skool case for Mini-B. we man. We got the last one, and on slight discount man. Also found 2 packs of bottled water for $Many ($2+2+2), must buy 2 man. We bought 2, financially savvy we man. Arrived at casa and managed to carry water in without tripping over interactive miu, whew man. Tested Mini-B.'s skool supplies in new case, more than enough room man. We lunched on corn dogs, someone has to ingest them man. Conquered 2 of the Many (2+1) laundry loads, victorious we man. Changed both beds, man. Had to head back to retrieve Mini-B., hasten we man. Mama T-B. didn't let us go for another half-hour, man. Mini-B. somehow not in good spirits most of the afternoon, no man. Didn't want to participate in a couple of our traditional activities, no man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up a bit early, proximal errands by ex-she man. Watched most of evening local news, watch we and ex-she man and wee man man. Did not want to watch AFV rerun, sigh man. Played mini-hoops instead, raucous game man. Our living-room artwork barely survived, ouch man. Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. collected his stuff, voluminous amount of shoes/skool stuff man. Mini-B. again not in finest spirits, don't know why not man. Miu immediately queried Big Bruddah's absence, interactive/needy miu man. Din-din was toucans of Chef B. mini-ravioli, ingest we man. Dished the warsher, de-dish when finished man. All chores otherwise done, domestic we man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

And you thought that we'd forgotten our hilarious Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke! =================================== TECHNOLOGY RACE After having dug to a depth of 1,000 meters, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years. They concluded that their ancestors already had a telephone network 1,000 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, English scientists dug to a depth of 2,000 meters, and shortly afterward, headlines in the U.K. newspapers read, "English archaeologists have found traces of 2,000-year-old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-technology communications network a thousand years earlier than did the Scots." One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in West Texas, scientists have found absolutely nothing. They therefore conclude that, 5,000 years ago, Texas inhabitants were already using wireless technology."

For about the gathrillionth time, he should tell her to take a long walk off a short pier. Period.

Figure in time for bathroom breaks, too... if you're stuck in line, you'll want to lose neither your place nor your water.

And, sadly, these very well be study-material at innumerable colleges/universities. Maybe even hyskools.

Count on it.

Global Warming Mysteriously Spikes Every Year Between June And August, Experts Say "We're completely stumped," said Bob McMahon, White House National Climate Task Force spokesman. "Our satellite data confirms global warming keeps happening in America during these same months, almost like clockwork. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/global-warming-mysteriously-spikes-every-year-between-june-and-august-experts-say

This Steams My Clams: Ivermectin Is Suddenly OK for COVID? A lawyer for the FDA recently declared doctors may now — years after it's needed — prescribe ivermectin for COVID-19. Just in time! [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2023/08/12/this-steams-my-clams-ivermectin-is-suddenly-ok-for-covid-n1718471

Rand Paul Says There’s ‘Smoking Gun’ Evidence That Dr. Fauci Committed Perjury https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/08/11/rand-paul-says-theres-smoking-gun-evidence-that-dr-fauci-committed-perjury-n1718393

Biden's Biased FBI to Help Ecuador Investigate Candidate's Assassination https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/catherinesalgado/2023/08/11/bidens-biased-fbi-to-help-ecuador-investigate-candidates-assassination-n1718307

Ecuador so off the rails that Colombians are killing Ecuadorian presidential candidates Ecuador has had its time in the sun until these past few years. Once considered one of the safest, most stable, and rising South American democracies, in the past five years Ecuador has squandered that promise. Rising narco-trafficking and the unholy violence associated with it has permeated the country, unimpeded by [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/08/11/ecuador-so-off-the-rails-that-columbians-are-killing-ecuadorian-presidential-candidates-n570592

Seattle cop's resignation letter excoriates city After 23 years of serving the public, Seattle police lieutenant Jessica Taylor hung up her badge on August 1st to head off for retirement. She reportedly filled out the standard exit interview questionnaire, but that wasn't enough for her. She included a blistering 15-page letter along with it. The letter was addressed to Police Chief Adrian Diaz, but she also directly singled out the Mayor of Seattle, Bruce Harrell, and the entire City Council. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/08/12/seattle-cops-resignation-letter-excoriates-city-n570748

This is revealing and infuriating. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 7 Revelations From Ex-Capitol Police Chief That Explode Democrats' Jan. 6 Narrative Ex-Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund made explosive allegations of federal misconduct related to the Capitol chaos, raising more questions than answers. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/08/11/7-revelations-from-ex-capitol-police-chief-that-explode-democrats-jan-6-narrative/

Thrilling Saturday report, see man: Mini-B. spent all day computer-gaming and V.R.-ing, obsessed wee man. After the ES, where part of Mini-B.'s skool supplies were fortuitously found, went to Dollar General for the rest of the junk, seemingly complete man. Lunch was (too much) BK* brought to the casa, ingest Two Guys man. We shouldn't listen to Mini-B. when he wants both a Whopper and chicken fries, see below man. *bought WUOCs, financially savvy we man Siesta'd nicely, zzz we man. Labored intensely trying to organize Mini-B.'s skool stuff, no help from preoccupied wee man man. Tried to fit it all into his carry-satchel, wouldn't fit man. Enlisted Mini-B.'s help, irritated-from-game-interruption wee man man. Books/binders would fit, but no room for tape/glue/markers/pencils, si and no man. Mini-B.'s skool locker divorced from class locations, so backpack not an option, sigh and no man. Called ex-Mrs.-T-B. to order a larger satchel, minimally cooperative ex-she man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. finally told us to do it, grrrrrrRRRRRRRR man. Mini-B. then informed us that one teecher said that a Many-ring binder wasn't necessary, man. The stuff still wouldn't fit, no man. Now we must balance visiting Mama T-B. with Many laundry loads and a trip to Office Despot, man. And why are we paying for skool shoes & supplies, what is Child Support for anyway man? Amidst the above, Mini-B. had a crippling stomachache, apply medicine for that we man. This hampered din-din, fortunately flexible options man. Din-din was the Many (2x2x2) cheese/chicken taquitos from Costco, finish them Two Guys man. After locating the Office Despot product, we decided to watch The Twilight Zone with popcorn, Mini-B. gastrically incapacitated man. Medicine finally kicked in, brief relief for wee man man. We consumed one Costco popcorn, and Mini-B. helped with 2 more, Many (2+1) ingested man. This does not quite tally to Many (2x2x2 +2) for the week, minimal quota man. However, P-math enables us to claim that Two Guys indeed consumed Many for the week, creative accounting we man. Accordingly, our quota was met, si and glee and whee man. Our blood pressure is probably Many/Many, estimate we man. We must get Mini-B. into bed, bed we man wee man man. We are too grumpy to party with the rubias... well, almost man.

Do not irk, irritate, or off-urinate the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

This is all that matters! With a 50% coupon, absolutely!

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Similar stuff posted in the "Trump Charges" thread, where it didn't really belong. Thanks for posting it here.

Saturday ES report, see man: The MS was a joke, oh well man. However, we found a proximal ES, see the take man: -- Office Despot composition book; leather-covered composition book; 2 NIP Oral-B toothbrushes; NIP Many-pack ([2+2+1]-pack) Ticonderoga erasers; Many-pack ([2+2+1]-pack) heavy-duty permanent markers = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

Indicting Trump for it!

One couldn't make this stuff up in a bad drug-dream.