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Similar stuff posted in the "Trump Charges" thread, where it didn't really belong. Thanks for posting it here.

Saturday ES report, see man: The MS was a joke, oh well man. However, we found a proximal ES, see the take man: -- Office Despot composition book; leather-covered composition book; 2 NIP Oral-B toothbrushes; NIP Many-pack ([2+2+1]-pack) Ticonderoga erasers; Many-pack ([2+2+1]-pack) heavy-duty permanent markers = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

Indicting Trump for it!

One couldn't make this stuff up in a bad drug-dream.

The Sloppy, Dirty, Secret Grab of Trump's DMs They claimed if the government got his direct messages, he would flee the country. "They" are Special Counsel Jack Smith and D.C. District Court Judge Beryl Howell. "He," of course, is former President Donald Trump. Taking advantage of an undoubtedly hectic time a few months after Elon Musk finalized his purchase of Twitter in October 2022, the Department of Justice attempted to serve the company with a court-ordered search warrant seeking all records related to Donald Trump's Twitter account. But Smith -- who has unlimited resources, a large staff of experienced attorneys and investigators, and an (unjustified) reputation among the expert legal class as a by-the-book prosecutor -- didn't do it the old-fashioned way. [...] https://www.declassified.live/p/the-sloppy-dirty-secret-grab-of-trumps

The Dark Side Of Bidenomics: 16.2% Bidenflation The dark shadow of Bidenomics is 16.2% inflation under Biden's watch. It is a complete and utter failure that has led to stagflation in the United States. No amount of sugarcoating can hide the truth. [...] https://tippinsights.com/the-dark-side-of-bidenomics-16-2-bidenflation/

See here first: https://thespectator.com/topic/hunter-biden-special-counsel-david-weiss-investigating-probe/ And next: Merrick Garland's latest dirty trick to protect the Bidens Former White House correspondent Emerald Robinson quipped, "Appointing David Weiss is like appointing a crack pipe to 'investigate' Hunter Biden." [...] https://nypost.com/2023/08/11/merrick-garlands-latest-dirty-trick-to-protect-the-bidens/

And if you croak beforehand, you're totally de-lighted.

And congratulations on your upcoming 11-year anniversary on VJ!

Disaster Relief Plane Flies Over Hawaii On Way To Ukraine U.S. — According to sources, a plane carrying emergency supplies and $10 Billion in disaster relief flew over the Hawaiian island of Maui on its way to Ukraine. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-relief-plane-flies-over-hawaii-on-way-to-ukraine

UPS Updates Driver Uniforms To Include Top Hat, Monocle ATLANTA, GA — As part of its new agreement with the drivers union, global shipping giant UPS has announced the company will be paying its drivers $170k per year as well as introducing an updated version of its driver uniform that features a top hat and monocle. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ups-updates-driver-uniforms-to-include-top-hat-monocle

Trump Indicted For Hawaii Wildfire [...] "It's time for Mr. Trump to be held accountable," said Hawaii Attorney General Anne Lopez, who worked closely with the DOJ on the indictment. "This fire is ravaging our beautiful state, destroying homes and taking the lives of innocent Hawaiians. We had no choice but to bring charges against Donald Trump." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-hawaii-wildfire

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Massachusetts Starting To Wonder If Trump Was Onto Something With That Whole 'Build The Wall' Thing [...] "So, it turns out walls prevent certain, umm, people from entering certain, umm, places," said Massachusetts Governor Maura Healey while blockading her office door with furniture for fear that migrants might come within arm's reach of her. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/massachusetts-starting-to-wonder-if-trump-was-onto-something-with-that-whole-build-the-wall-thing

Colt Releases New Airhorn Modification For AR-15 U.S. — Amid a surge of crime in California and local California police advising citizens to carry air horns to protect themselves from violent crime, Colt Manufacturing has announced a new attachment for their popular AR-15 firearm: the tactical air horn. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/colt-releases-new-airhorn-modification-for-ar-15

Garland Appoints Special Counsel To Cover Up Biden's Crimes [...] "I have given Mr. Weiss full power and authority to investigate Hunter Biden and the Biden family. We must conduct a thorough investigation so we can know which crimes to sweep under the rug," said Garland. "After a thorough inquiry, Mr. Weiss will be in charge of destroying all evidence, bringing no serious charges, and granting Hunter Biden immunity forever. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/garland-appoints-special-counsel-to-cover-up-bidens-crimes

Democrats Say It'll Take A Lot More Than Eyewitness Testimony, Bank Records, Audio, Video, Complete Confessions For Them To Believe Biden Did Anything Wrong [...] "I see nothing wrong here," said Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer. "So he's on tape taking bribes. It's not like it proves he took bribes or something." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-itll-take-a-lot-more-than-eyewitness-testimony-bank-records-audio-video-complete-confessions-for-them-to-believe-biden-did-anything-wrong

Oakland Mayor Asks Residents To Blow Air Horn Once To Announce Stabbing, Twice For Shooting [...] With Oakland police no longer able to respond to the incredible number of crimes, the Mayor's office believes the air horn system will help reduce the burden on first responders. "This will really help us triage who actually needs help," said Mayor Thao. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/oakland-mayor-asks-residents-to-blow-air-horn-once-to-announce-stabbing-twice-for-shooting

Biden Vows To Sacrifice As Many Ukrainian Lives As It Takes To Defeat Russia "As President of America, I am willing to sacrifice as many Ukrainian lives as it takes," said Biden. "We will keep using Ukraine to fight a proxy war until an entire generation is dead and all of my money is laundered. You have my word!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-to-sacrifice-as-many-ukrainian-lives-as-it-takes-to-defeat-russia

See Demise's last post, on previous page. A new badge (just added to VJ) has been awarded for "Great Support"!

Thrilling Friday report, see man: Dropped Mini-B. at skool, see below man. Went ES-ing, see above man. Lunch was at a Mexican restaurant near the phantom last ES, come upon it we man. Food was decidedly average, ingest anyway we man. Wasn't sweating too badly, so returned to casa for a siesta, zzz we man. Asked Mini-B. about his day, retrieve we man wee man man. Mini-B. said that a teechur or skool stapher tried to pull his hoodie off his head, unwanted man. (We figured that this would happen, Mini-B. oversensitive about "bad" haircut man.) Long story short, we investigated, sleuthful we man. As expected, hoodies prohibited indoors, duh and man. We wrote the Assistunt Prinsipul about the unwanted touching, write we man. Was written back to ask time of skool entry, estimate we man. We expect that follow-up will be performed, confident we man. And that's the end of the hoodie for Mini-B., made it very clear we man. Din-din was nuked angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, heresy anathema apostasy man. Mini-B. handed us a pile of info/permission forms for his classes, complete & return we man. And why can't these teechurs provide clear lists of desired skool supplies earlier, huh man? We shall spend part of Saturday wrangling what isn't already here, fight the crowds man. Looks like just one MS itineraried for Saturday, yawn man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

P-math corrected, see and si and JMany ma'am! May you recover speedily and fully from your case of COVID-Many, si JMany ma'am.

This is what the various analysts have been concluding.

Friday ES report, see man: We attended Many (2+1); the Many'th -- of course farthest to get to -- was phantom, grrrrRRRR man. The second and Many'rd ESs yielded the take, see man: -- new (fancy) deodorant stick = $1, steal man -- mini-screwdriver set, bouncing "Superball" = $1, steal man Total = $2

Texas can take forever. There also isn't a simple divorce certificate (like a marriage or birth certificate), but instead a divorce "letter" -- usually unavailable through the state Bureau of Vital Statistics. Regarding the theft and new accounts, consult your lawyer as a priority.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again...]