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Just bring it along and present it only if asked. I think that the suggestion was along the lines of "bring everything possible so that you have it, just in case, to preclude being sent away because you didn't bring something that they wanted."

At some land ports, sometimes CBP agents serve double duty (customs & immigration). This is the first that I'd heard about Austin's being an air port of entry, so maybe the CBP staff there is kept lean and efficient.

Interesting. However, mustn't the investigation into Bidementia himself necessarily begin by investigating Li'l Crackpipe first?

What fun is that? When I'm first in line at a red light, and without necessarily jackrabbiting, I watch so intently for green lights that my front tyres* are across the intersection before the rear tyres* of the car behind me are across the crosswalk where we'd been waiting. *the only cool and only permissible English spelling, anywhere, anytime

Pancreatic and liver cancer are terrible, and it's past time for any further progress to occur.

This offends me. Bad Bill! Bad, BAD Bill!

When I saw the thread title, I immediately thought of when Eric was forceably renamed "My Little Pony."

Most definitely so.

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Did not leave the casa until late afternoon, see below man. Slept in, not possible for more than a week before man. Got involved with stuff on computer, often happens man. Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables*, ingest we man. *bought earlier WUOC, financially savvy we man Nice siesta taken, zzz we man. Delivered errant skool supply to Mini-B. at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, deliver we man. Learned that Mini-B. is sticking with his old skoolbag, we man. We will have to return the fancy one that we killed ourself getting from Office Despot, man. VJ down for Many hours, withdrawal symptoms we man. Din-din was full Tuna Glop, nuked rice** onecan tuna*** onecan peas**** man. **bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man ***bought at a second previous ES, financially savvy we man ****bought at a Many'rd previous ES, financially savvy we man This is the first time in memory that Many or more meal items were bought from ESs, whee man. The total expense was no more than $2, financially savvy we man. Catered to demanding miu, brush/feed us Daddy man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. Errands planned for Tuesday, industrious we man.

This brings to mind when I had Cat T-B. #1, years ago. Once, I awoke toward morning and needed to de-water. I lurched into the bathroom without glasses and in dim light. I was about to do my business when I thought that I'd spotted a gray blur. I squinted at the blur, see man. It was Cat T-B. #1, drinking from the toilet, si man. I nearly pissed on my cat, pee man!

Any self-respecting cat should ask, "Why am I peeing in my own #2 water dish?"

8 Subtle Signs You Might Be Playing Against A Trans Athlete https://babylonbee.com/news/8-subtle-signs-you-might-be-playing-against-a-trans-athlete

Biden's 'No Comment' Praised As Most Rational, Coherent Statement He's Made As President https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-no-comment-praised-as-most-sensical-statement-hes-made-as-president

VDH is again eloquent. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Joe Biden's Race Against the Truth What is the long-term Democrat strategy that requires such short-term malodorous skullduggery? https://amgreatness.com/2023/08/14/joe-bidens-race-against-the-truth/

I agree that this Niger stuff is a most confusing story. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Conflicting signals from Niger consultations are confounding Ah, the tango rumbles on that is the dance to deal with Niger's coup d'état. Trying to keep the news straight with press releases from official sources versus what those sources are saying when they get in front of cameras for their own purposes? Damn near impossible. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/08/14/conflicting-signals-from-niger-consultations-are-confounding-n571104

FBI supervisor confirms: Hunter got tipped off about investigator interview by FBI, Secret Service [...] A new whistleblower has testified to the House Oversight Committee that FBI brass tipped Hunter Biden about a planned attempt to get him to answer questions. [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2023/08/14/fbi-supervisor-confirms-hunter-got-tipped-off-about-investigator-interview-by-fbi-secret-service-n571103

Karine Jean-Pierre's Maui Fire Comments Devolve Into an Embarrassing Mess of Incompetence Just when you thought the White House's messaging on the devastating Maui fire couldn't get any worse, Karine Jean-Pierre comes busting through the wall like the Kool-Aid man. [...] https://www.redstate.com/bonchie/2023/08/14/karine-jean-pierres-maui-fire-briefing-devolves-into-a-flaming-mess-of-incompetence-n2162627

Special Counsel Appointment Is Biden's "Saturday Night Massacre" All the major public corruption scandals in American history have their inflection points, with the most famous being Richard Nixon's "Saturday Night Massacre" and the firing of Special Prosecutor Archibald Cox. The threat now facing Joe Biden is that Attorney General Merrick Garland's appointment of David Weiss – the same prosecutor who cut a sweetheart plea deal with Hunter Biden that a judge later rejected – as the lead special counsel to investigate Hunter's crimes will be a similar watershed moment [...] https://amac.us/newsline/society/special-counsel-appointment-is-bidens-saturday-night-massacre/?utm_objective=website_traffic

Biden's Response to Question About the Maui Fire Was Even Worse Than We Initially Thought The reporters ask him to come to talk with them about the Hawaii response, but he gets into his car and takes off. How does he hear what they are asking and not only decline to comment but then smile like that, as though they asked him what his favorite ice cream was? [...] https://www.redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/14/biden-smirks-when-asked-for-comment-about-maui-fire-n2162606

Sad: Community group in Chicago pleads with gangbangers: '9 AM - 9 PM no shooting' Things have gotten so bad in Chicago that the most a well-meaning and sincere community group can aspire to is getting the gangbanger community to confine its shooting to the overnight 12 hours of 9 P.M. to 9 A.M. A kind of daylight curfew for drive-by shootings. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/08/sad_community_group_in_chicago_pleads_with_gangbangers_9_am__9_pm_no_shooting.html

Peeing "on" the toilet is rather different from peeing in the toilet, mam ma'am.

Rather discouraging to consider how long it will take for this to happen...

They look like many of your standard misspellings.

If they tell him that it happened in Ukraine, aid would immediately follow.

Techno-Hell: Utah and Oregon Now Require GPS Trackers on EVs in Lieu of Registration Fee, Tax Drivers by the Mile https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/benbartee/2023/08/13/techno-hell-utah-and-oregon-now-require-gps-trackers-on-evs-in-lieu-of-registration-fee-tax-drivers-by-the-mile-n1718751