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[Note to self, self-note we man: Never up-clean anything ever again, no no no NO NO man.]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Did not leave the casa today, torpid we man. "Lunch" was randomly nibbled snacks, ingest we man. Took siesta thereafter, overslept zzz we man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, nuked rice onecan tuna onecan peas* ingest we man. *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man Warshered/baked/hung Mini-B.'s new clothes, Thread Laundress we man. Nicaraguan maid coming tomorrow, overdue man. We decided to off-clear the breakfast table of piles of papers, voluminous man. We are Many% through, end in sight man. Next is kitchen counter, comparative piece of cake man. Mowed front lawn**, industrious we man. **would not have been necessary but for spillover irrigation from neighbor, man Two sweatbands consumed, perspirational we man. Off-cooled under ceiling fan while icing knees, cool we man. Miu dozed in our lap, fluffy miu man. Back to downstairs cleaning, industrious we man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. We have itineraried 2 ESs and a GS for Friday, itinerary we man.

Mini-B. has irritatingly been reciting this endless loop from TikTok or somewhere, groan man: "Crazy, huh man?! I was crazy once, si man. They locked me in a room, si man. A rubber room, si man. With lots & lots of rats, si man. And rats make me crazy, si man. Crazy, huh man?! I was crazy once, si man. They locked me in a room, si man. A rubber room, si man. With lots & lots of rats, si man. And rats make me crazy, si man. Crazy, huh man?! I was crazy once, si man. [...]"

Electing a president with even one, just one, working brain cell.

Let us add the above to "tyre" as the only tolerable non-U.S.-English cool spellings.

(Had to remove the Twitter/X video because of the "f" word shown -- see pinned thread atop this forum.) In theory, we could have had a BLM master thread; however, most of the material is from last year or earlier, and there have been words about not having too many (or any more) master threads here in CEHST.

Or why one shouldn't have/break up with a whacko girlfriend.

We were making the same connection and barely avoided pointing out that nutria (plural, nutriae?) are nutritious, si C ma'am! Lotta large rodents around, indeed man...

The AMA was slowly losing its collective mind for some time, and now there's no doubt. Some (most? all?) of those big-shots need to find something better to do, and to advocate for.

Waiting to see if the Babylon Bee can even touch this.

I like Pierre Delecto best, so far.

Now that's customer service, si D ma'am! Be sure to compliment them in their reviews, si ma'am. Then your skool should receive high reviews for nutritious lunches, si C ma'am!

Gesundheit, drink plenty of warm fluids, and a speedy recovery.

https://www.newsweek.com/woman-reveals-how-tell-if-gym-creeps-are-staring-genius-video-1713555 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11753755/TikToks-Gym-creep-trend-divides-people-REAL-victim-is.html

But, of course, Roberts and Kavanaugh are on there...

Bidementia can't remember his way off a stage. Dr. Jill will keep him in office for as long as he has a feeble pulse.

State Motto for Arkansas, see D ma'am: "Litterasy Ain't Everthang, no man"

State motto for Louisiana, see C ma'am: "We're Not All Drunk Cajun Whackos, no man, But That's Our Tourism Campaign, si man"

No, no, no, C ma'am! The skools are good because they're close to an excellent selection of roadkill for lunches, si C ma'am!

Perhaps have your parents execute an affidavit to attest to your domicile, and get their signatures notarized.

White House Assures Americans We're Not A Banana Republic, We're A Democratic Banana Republic [...] The Biden administration released a forceful statement declaring that their prosecution of political opponents was being performed in a very democratic fashion. "Yes, we jail political opponents just like in a banana republic - but the prosecutors are appointed by elected officials. It's all very democratic," explained the White House. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-assures-americans-were-not-a-banana-republic-were-a-democratic-banana-republic

Man Discovers Revolutionary New Diet Where He Doesn't Get A Double-Decker Oatmeal Creme Pie At The Gas Station Every Day [...] "by the end of the week I'd lost 3 pounds, my skin was clear, and [...]" https://babylonbee.com/news/man-discovers-revolutionary-new-diet-where-he-doesnt-get-a-double-decker-oatmeal-cream-pie-at-the-gas-station-every-day

GOP Fumes As New Revelations of Hunter Biden Texts Released House Republicans erupted in fury after a 2018 text from Hunter Biden revealed he allegedly paid President Joe Biden's bill for the "past 11 years." [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/08/16/biden-texts-n2627148

Joe Biden Has Spent More Time on Vacation Than Any President in History [...] Turns out, claims made that he's spent 40% of his presidency on vacation check out, despite desperate attempts by fact-checkers to cover it up in "context." Even MSNBC has admitted it, [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/jeff-reynolds/2023/08/16/joe-biden-has-spent-more-time-on-vacation-than-any-president-in-history-n1719879

'Literal Hell on Wheels': Jilted Girl Drives Car 100 MPH Into Building, Killing Boyfriend and Pal Mackenzie Shirilla, 19, of Strongsville, Ohio, was convicted of murder after plowing her car into a brick building, killing two others, including her estranged boyfriend. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2023/08/16/literal-hell-on-wheels-jilted-girl-drives-car-100-mph-into-building-killing-boyfriend-and-pal-n1719802