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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Nonsensical Way Chicago's Mayor Is Attempting to Crack Down on Crime https://townhall.com/tipsheet/juliorosas/2023/08/24/the-nonsensical-way-chicagos-mayor-is-attempting-to-crackdown-on-crime-n2627505

Raccoons in Germany Have Started to Steal Beer [...] it's in the nature of raccoons to forage... creatively. And having lived and worked in Germany, I will say that if you're going to drink beer, Germany is one of the best places in the world to do so. And it has, apparently, been going on for a while now. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2023/08/24/german-raccoons-are-stealing-beer-n2163008

Putin's War, Week 78. Prigozhin Crashes, Two Russian Bomber Bases and Moscow Hit by Drones The news of the week is more political than military, and little of that is good for Putin. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/08/24/putins-war-week-77-n2162818

Hoo Boy: Unearthed Posts Show DA Fani Willis Pushed Election Conspiracies, Including One You'll Remember [...] Specifically, multiple posts show Willis spreading conspiracy theories about Georgia's elections. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/08/24/hoo-boy-unearthed-posts-show-da-fani-willis-pushed-election-conspiracies-including-the-water-leak-claim-n2163022

This is great! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He's Back! Trump Finally Posts on Twitter/X Again, Leads off With Mug Shot [...] Many wondered if Trump would smile in the mugshot or what he might do for the picture. Donald Trump Jr. explains the look. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/24/hes-back-trump-finally-posts-on-twitterx-again-and-its-definitely-a-big-message-n2163024

Newt to put too fine a point on it, but this is nuts The British Isles have pretty much wiped themselves clean of every form of ranging wildlife they once had. Nothing roams the few forests you can find, or the denuded hills, that will scratch or bite or plain maul you to death – well, anything that's furry and four-footed, that is. So I am assuming that's where this heavy-handed focus on one of the few remaining native species they have comes from. To wax poetic over a slimy tove... how British. They are mad about the great crested newt. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/08/24/newt-to-put-too-fine-a-point-on-it-but-this-is-nuts-n573574

Trump Pays $12 Extra To Get The Cool Laser Background Mugshot [...] "You can pick from lasers, a forest scene where you pose against this tree, or a starfield," said the photographer as Trump carefully mulled over his options. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pays-12-extra-to-get-the-cool-laser-background-mugshot

DeSantis In Hot Water For Copying Indian Kid's Homework MILWAUKEE, WI — Presidential hopeful Ron DeSantis is in hot water today after cameras clearly caught the candidate copying his Indian classmate's homework. "My eyes just happened to drift over there!" said a defiant DeSantis. "I wasn't cheating, I promise!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-in-hot-water-for-copying-indian-kids-homework

Chicago Gangs Kill Time Playing Catan While Waiting For Drive-By Shooting Hours To Start At 9 P.M. [...] "Gotta do something to pass the time," said Jaron Myers, a local gangster. "They don't want us to shoot anyone until late at night anyway, so we figured we could bust out some Catan. I'm all about killin' some fools, but at least I can monopolize the brick trade on my way to victory in the meantime, know what I'm sayin'?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-gangs-kill-time-playing-catan-while-waiting-for-drive-by-shooting-hours-to-start-at-9-pm

Winner Of Republican Debate Declared To Be Anyone Who Didn't Watch The Republican Debate U.S. — According to several polls, millions and millions of Americans skipped watching last night's Republican debate, leading most commentators to declare those people the undisputed winners of the debate. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/winner-of-republican-debate-declared-to-be-anyone-who-didnt-watch-the-republican-debate

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Mini-B.'s eve with ex-Mrs.-T-B., free to cavort with rubias we man. Lunch was Subway WUOC, ingest we man. Long siesta taken, zzz we man. Accomplished much administrative business regarding the POTS* empire, successful Business Typhoon we man. *buy yours today, si man! It reached Many00 + Many (Many00 + [2x2x2 +1]) degrees F. outside, tied all-time record man. Briefly threatened rain toward sunset, but no downfall, How Dry We Are man. Din-din for us and snack for Mini-B. was the other half of apple pie from FST restaurant, ingest Two Guys man. Worked perfectly to curbside pie-box in neighbor's garbage, elegantly timed man. After bedding Mini-B., will cavort with the rubias, inveterate party-animal we man.

Looks like Nueva York can't handle it. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hochul Begs Biden to Help Remove Illegal Immigrants From Her State Saying she needs to "level with New Yorkers" on Thursday, New York's Democrat Governor Kathy Hochul released a video slamming the Biden administration and federal government for the influx of illegal immigrants to the Empire State that, of course, ended up there due — in part at least — to New York's status as a "sanctuary state." https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/08/24/governor-hochul-begs-biden-for-help-dealing-with-illegal-immigrants-he-let-into-the-country-n2627496

The Reason Everyone Is Piling on Vivek Ramaswamy [...] it's hard to talk about last night without talking about Vivek Ramaswamy. [...] https://redstate.com/joesquire/2023/08/24/so-why-is-everyone-piling-on-vivek-ramaswamy-n2162985

The House Judiciary Committee Has Fani Willis in Its Sights Now that Fulton County, Ga., District Attorney Fani Willis has turned all eyes toward her courthouse in Atlanta, the House Judiciary Committee has its eyes on her. [...] https://pjmedia.com/columns/chris-queen/2023/08/24/the-house-judiciary-committee-has-fani-willis-in-its-sights-n1721688

Folksy "small town" Gov Burgum? Yeah - not so much Unless the "small town" looks suspiciously Davos-y and that's by design. Something about his whole demeanor last night was rubbing me the wrong way the more I thought about it. Maybe it was the injured leg tripping his vibes up... I didn't know. Things got a good deal clearer this morning. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/08/24/folksy-small-town-gov-burgum-yeah-not-so-much-n573397

The (nearly) Trump-less debate: RamaswamyGPT, DeSantis rises, Mean Mike Pence debuts Last night finally gave us an answer to the big question of 2023: What happens when Republicans have a debate without Donald Trump? [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2023/08/24/the-nearly-trump-less-debate-ramaswamygpt-desantis-rises-mean-mike-pence-debuts-n573357

Interesting article with examples. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ERCOT alert: Everything's big in Texas includes today's electricity price spikes [...] Speaking of inert wind turbines, even snooty Texas Monthly magazine is noticing an inconvenient fact about renewables besides warm afternoons trapped indoors – there’s no way to get rid of them when they poop the bed. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/08/24/ercot-alert-everythings-big-in-texas-includes-todays-electricity-price-spikes-n573484

Russian collusion! Call the media!

And, as stated, do NOT lose the passport with the visa in it!

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Republicans Debate To See Who's Going To Lose To Biden In A Landslide Mail-In Vote In Middle Of Night https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-debate-to-see-whos-going-to-lose-to-biden-in-a-landslide-mail-in-vote-in-middle-of-night

CDC Announces Deadly New 'Electionyearicron' Covid Variant [...] CDC director Bob Cohen spoke with reporters Wednesday to announce the new variant. "'Electionyearicron' is thought to be the most disruptive variant yet, and will be here all through 2024 until approximately November sixth," said Mr. Cohen. "So everyone, stay home and get ready to vote by mail!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-announces-deadly-new-electionyearicron-covid-variant

Anybody notice what went on at the Darien Gap this weekend? [...] contrary to Joe Biden's claim that the border surge is ended and he's got the crisis all under control, it appears that more Venezuelans and migrants of other nationalities are lining up to make their way into the U.S. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/08/anybody_notice_what_went_on_at_the_darien_gap_this_weekend.html